Love Lanyadoo Astrology 5.20-26.2015

Rhodochrosite Stalactite AKA: a sparkly phallus AKA: a glittery thumb 

Rhodochrosite Stalactite AKA: a sparkly phallus AKA: a glittery thumb 

Mercury remains retrograde this week, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Use this time to process instead of plan, and take communication missteps in stride, my lovers & haters across the zodiac.



March 21-April 19

It’s all about your relationships this week, pal. It’s time to pick a lane because you cannot be all things to all people and be authentically yourself. Slow down enough to be able to align with what you’re feeling -not thinking- right now. Pay attention to it and see if it’s a reaction to what’s actually going on, or to your baggage. Stay here, in the present, so that you can use it as a springboard to building a future you feel great about. Honor your heart, Aries.

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April 20-May 20

You don’t have to give the people what they want, but it’d be a mistake to not listen to what they’re trying to tell you, Taurus. The advantage of wide open ears will be in your ability to make better informed decisions. The disadvantage would be the tugging at your heartstrings as you struggle with wanting to give others time and energy that you may need to conserve. Do it anyways, friend. Practice having solid boundaries, especially when it’s hard this week.

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May 21-June 21

Yikes! You’ve been running yourself too hard, and unsurprisingly you are finding yourself here, at your wits end. It sucks! Luckily, it’s not meant to derail you for too long. Take better stock of what you’re doing, Gem. You’re not only meant to knock shit out of the park, but to do it in a way that actually works for you. Consider your overall plan so you can make sure that your actions will support you in getting there. Live your life in ways that are right for you.

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June 22-July 22

This week you need to juggle the space that exists between getting things done, and not knowing what comes next. You are super-totally on the right path, but that doesn’t mean that it’s on the map, Moonchild. Envision the qualities of what you want, instead of trying to figure out the specifics. Let that stuff come to you organically as you clarify for your self what you will and what you won’t do; what’ll make you happy versus what you’re willing to settle for.

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July 23-Aug. 22

If you can maintain your sense of adventure you’ll find that whether things are crawling along at a snails pace or zipping on by, you’re still in an excellent place. Things are changing, Leo; your friends, circumstances, and opportunities are all shifting, and it’s happening so that you ultimately change yourself. Instead of fighting to keep things as they were, strive to be interested in these changes, and to investigate where they might take you. Embrace your growth this week, lovey.

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Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Sometimes the thing that makes the most sense when you think about it is not quite right. For example, it technically makes the most sense to walk the quickest way to work so you can get there on time. But what if that way is also the least pretty, and the most stressful? Expand your analysis to include quality of life, and depth of experience, Virgo. You have choices to make this week, and what you invest in will grow. Make sure you like what you’re doing.

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Sept. 23-Oct. 22

You’re taking in too much, too quick, Libra. The surest path to burnout - even with the stuff you hella love, is to move so quickly that you don’t get to enjoy your successes and experience your own progress. You don’t need to redirect your efforts this week, only to regroup. Think about the theme of pacing yourself as you move towards your goals. You don’t need to know exactly how you’re gonna get there, but try to arrive with your heart and mind open.

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Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You’ve got new projects or opportunities on the table, and they’re all pretty exciting. Hazzah! The thing you’ve gotta do this week is to get clear about what you want, as whatever you sign up for is going to be a lot of work. Think about the daily grind of it all and not just your fantasy of what it’ll be like. Do your due diligence so that you set realistic expectations for yourself and the people you’re collaborating with and you’ll be set up for success, Scorpio.

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Nov. 22-Dec. 21

When you have too much on your plate and love all of it, its hecka hard to choose what to let go of, but choose you must, Sagittarius. This week is all about proportion; you’re on call to figure out what the right balance is for you, and to make some potentially tough choices. The truth about opportunity is that it’s a test of how well you know yourself. What you can successfully take on is more important than what you may wish. Get real while the getting’s good.

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Dec. 22-Jan. 19

If you’re nice to your salty self it’s amazing how much easier life can get. You are meant to learn the power of compassion, kindness, and empathy, Capitán, and to use it liberally. Assume the best in others, give yourself latitude to be a human, and practice random acts of kindness this week. You’re in an excellent place to manifest and multiply, so make sure you’re bringing in the content and energy that will make you happy, pal.

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Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Your friendships are wicked important, my electrical friend. Who you spend time with, how you kick it, and why you act the way you do towards your homies, frenemies, and colleagues, all reveal more about you than you might realize. Solidify your connections, even if that means it’s time to confront some unpleasantness that you’ve been avoiding, or reaching out to someone you’ve felt shy about. You have a lot to offer, so step up and put yourself out there with intention.

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Feb. 19-March 20

Trusting your formidable intuition is easier said then done. It can be hard to hear your instincts over all the chatter in your head and in the world around you. So carve out some solo time, Pisces. You’re loosing energy trying to do too much. Take a much needed step into whatever sanctuary you have access to – I’m talking your bathtub, the dance club, or your favorite nature spot. Reconnect with your center, because taking care of you needs to be priority number one this week.

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