💎 Gemini Season May 20-June 21, 2016

Yeezus is a Yemini

Yeezus is a Yemini

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Mars and Saturn retrograde are trying to get you to look at how you’ve been doing your thing and whether it’s working out like you thought it would. This is a great time to reassess your relationship to your bod especially, my love. Look at how you’re taking care of your health and also how you present yourself. You might need a makeover to better reflect who you’ve become (as opposed to keeping up with trends), but a little steeze never hurt anybody. How you put yourself out there is a reflection of you, so make it an honest one. With Uranus chillin’ in your 1st house, standing still and towing the line both feel dank AF. Take some fashion risks and get out and move your butt; you’ll feel better for it, Aries.

Social Scene

With Mercury and Venus in your house of homies, this is a great time to spend your time with them. Throw a party when Mercury goes direct on the 22nd, and start scheduling one-on-one hang outs with your besties. Make friend dates that give you the kind of QT you’ve been missing due to the busyness of life. June 1-4th is likely to feel pretty annoying though, so don’t plan on reconnecting with a long-lost friend those days ‘cause they’re likely to be hella awkward days. There are some sketchy vibes going around from May 23rd through June 13th, so don’t take it personally if people act weird. Be the best friend you can be, especially to the fam you’ve lost track of lately.

Workspace:

Do your homework, Aries. You have a burning desire to get ahead, but if you act from that place, you’re not gonna get well-rounded success, and that’s the kind that you deserve. Watch out for your ego wanting to grab at the shiniest prize because you may just get it and find that it sucks. Slow down enough to clarify what you wanna do and what you need to get out of it to feel dope. There’s no rushing perfection, and you’re in the market for something that’s just right. Take the time to introspect before you get too far into something you’re actually on the fence about.

Love:

The love that you have is a reflection of the person that you are. That doesn’t mean that if you’re single you’re unlovable, but it does indicate that the exchange of love that you consent to between you and others is a reflection of how you feel about your own sweet self. Take a pause and reset your boundaries so that your ego doesn’t careen you into dynamics that make you feel worse than you need to. If you’re choosing to do things that make you feel trapped, it’s only a matter of time before you shut down or act out. Align your actions with your desires, bb.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

The thing about having a body is that you’re fully responsible for it. What you do and how you do it always ultimately falls on you. The way you take care of your system is catching up with you, and it’s happening so that you get your act together. Make a self-care plan that involves movement, rest, and healthy eating. Preventative healthcare is really just loving your bod today, so it doesn’t have to deal with BS tomorrow. Embrace practical shoes and designer toothbrushes for the win, Taurus.

Social Scene

Friendship is easy when you keep things on the surface, but when things get real they can get hella messy. Being true to yourself will inevitably prove problematic at least some of the time for the bishes you love, cuz them’s just the breaks. What you need to decide is if you can stand it. Strive for authenticity instead of accommodation, lover. The only way to have a crew that can hold you up when you need it is to let them know you for reals. Instead of just kicking it this month, build intimacy with babes you trust.

Workspace:

David Bowie once said in an interview that “You should never work for other people; always remember that the reason that you started working is that there was something that you felt could be gained from the efforts of your labor.” This month it’s time to realign with your choices, Taurus. Work can be a total boner, but it can also give you so much. Remember the value of what you’re doing, and if all you’re getting is cash and heartache, it’s time to plot a course for change. Maximize your potential, one step atta time.

Love:

From May 23rd-June 13th, there are some weird AF vibes going down in your love life, Taurus. Things are not as they seem, and it may make you feel jumpy and awkward. This isn’t a great time for meeting new lovers because your picker is funky. If you do meet someone new, just don’t take everything at face value, and play your cards slow and safe until mid June. On May 28th, Mars -- the planet of fighting and fornicating -- takes its retrograde motion back into your opposite sign, bringing themes you were dealing with January through March back up for you. Be patient and own your shit, and you’ll be just fine, boo.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21 

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Twin Star! With the Sun and Venus in your neck of the stars this month, you’ll be feeling yourself, so embrace it, lover. Make New Years resolutions on your birthday for how you’re gonna do you this year. You’re body is meant to be your BFF, and even if it isn’t your best friend, there’s no getting outta the forever part. Use the rest of May to get something started, and then follow through, my love. From June through August, you’re in a loaded time for self-care, so do what you can to make yourself feel strong and vibrant.

Social Scene

You need a break, and it’s crappy timing. You’ve been running yourself in too many directions, and it’s catching up to you, Gem. Your fam needs your love, but they also need your words. Be the best communicator you can be so that you don’t act weird and create the need for extra communication. Feel free to take some alone time and even cancel plans if you need to do you. Just make sure you’re clear and direct with others, so they don’t take it personally, especially with the emo full Moon on May 21st.

Workspace:

In order to figure out what you wanna do with your life, you need to take some “wrong” turns and have dank experiences. I know it sucks, but the truth is that if everything went your way all the time and came easily to you, it’d be kinda worthless. Allow the worst parts of your struggles to direct you to the best parts of your clarity, Twin Star. You know what you don’t like, so turn it into a positive by translating that no into a hell yes this month. Make adjustments inspired by a self-confident embrace of your recent experiences.

Love:

If you feel helly over it with the new Moon on June 4th, then you probably are. Don’t try to sweep your feels under the rug, because they’re there for a reason. Your relationships have been in a state of flux for a while, and there’s gonna be more twists and turns yet ahead. Listen to your heart, Gem, even if it disagrees with your head. From the 23rd through the 13th, your anxieties are likely to kick up, making it more important than ever that you have bishes in your life that know, adore, and support you. Only invest in babes that love you like you wanna be loved this Gemini season.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

It’s time to slow it down, Moonchild. Pay attention to how your bod feels and how quickly you try to avoid, evade, or narrate those feels instead of just support them. More than anything, you need downtime between things to catch your breath. How you manage your time might not seem like a body issue on the surface, but it ends up impacting your material well-being intensely over time. How you look is helly important, but it’s also helly changeable. Prioritize your self-care in tandem with everything else this month.

Social Scene

Having a stinky ego doesn’t just come from thinking you’re better than everyone; it can come from thinking that you’re worse off than people too. You know that you’re in trouble when you’re obsessing on how you are in relation to others. Any self-obsession based in power and powerlessness will make you act all kinds of cray. If you don’t trust your homies, it’s time to change your crew or change your attitude, Cancer. Don’t let your fears win.

Workspace:

If you aren’t sure why you’re working so hard, you’re likely to feel burnt out AF when things get busy. You need a break, lover, and you’re not fooling anybody with that martyr act. You’re not Tiny Tim, and there’s no real-life Scrooge making Papa work over Christmas. You can take a mental health day if you know you need it, and I encourage you to. If you don’t have the internal motivation to take care of yourself, you’re likely to do some weird, unconscious, self-sabotagey thing, making things even more uncomfortable than they already are.

Love:

When Mars moonwalks back into your house of play and desire on the 28th, themes in your love life that were active January through March are gonna kick back in and want your attention, even if you thought they were dormant. How you express anger and passion are not only a reflection of the fools you love and the situation you’re in, but it also betrays what you think and feel about those things. When in doubt I always say be honest and direct. You have a right to feel whatever you’re feeling, even as the bishes you heart also have the right to be where they’re at. Allow for spaciousness around the heated emo stuff this month.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Whether you’re thinking about beauty or health, it’d be easy to whinge your days away feeling upset and trapped. The shape you’re in is paradoxically a reflection of everything and nothing at all. Don’t waste your precious energy lamenting when you’ll be healthier/fitter/have better hair; embrace the skin you’re in right here, right now. Meaningful change requires a healthy dose of love and self-acceptance in order for it to stick in a way that feels successful. Be patient and kind with your progress, Leo, especially if you’re starting off from a place that feels bad.

Social Scene

You can kill bitches with kindness, but if you’re being cruel to yourself, there’s nowhere good that you’ll get from that strategy. Your stress level is off the charts, and pretending to be chill isn’t gonna work, lover. You’ve got to change in order for your relationships to change. If your fam is only down with you when you’re happy and easy to be around, it’s time to make new friends. That said, if you don’t give them a chance by not being real with them, then you’re just ghosting bishes. Lighten your load and share the hard stuff, Leo.

Workspace:

You’re in an awesome spot for success, Leo! Use May as your time to springboard yourself into new activities that’ll totally pay off. This isn’t the time to snooze and miss out on opportunities, so even if you have to drag yourself out there, get out and do your best. You’ve got a bit of a Midas touch, so when you take risks, don’t do it impulsively; clarify when you know you want and then take solid steps (even baby steps are fine!) to make it happen. You don’t have to have results at every stage to be solidly en route to success.

Love:

Your friends may have something to say about your love life, and it’s time to listen to them, especially around the new Moon on the 4th. You may be caught in a loop, Leo, and no one likes a Groundhog Day of the heart. Beware of issues that were happening January through March rearing their angry heads again. Mars moonwalks back into Scorpio on the 28th and stays there through August, so there’s no putting off dealing with your needs or the needs of bae. Deal with karma before it deals with you, Kitten.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you feel out of sorts, it’s important that you don’t wallow, Virgo. Anxiety feels like it’s in your mind and it is, but it’s also in your body. Make sure that you’re breathing, eating regularly, and sleeping as much as you need to in order to be strong in the face of that overactive mind. Your body can be a tool for getting grounded in the here and now, which is exactly what you need to do, my love. Don’t weigh yourself down with ratchet distractions when your reality needs so much love and care from you.

Social Scene

Gemini season requires you to move faster than you’d prefer through your days, and it’s hella overwhelming sometimes. Strive to find balance, Virgo, because you don’t have it right now. Your fam cares about you, but they’re responding to how you’ve trained them. If you’ve been pretending that things are cool when they aren’t, then your unlikely to ask you what’s wrong when you need it.

Workspace:

If you let your feels get in the way of your follow-through, you may kick off some drama without realizing it. If people start acting weird around you at work, it’s likely to be because your energy is leaking. If you don’t channel your frustrations consciously, they’ll find something to latch on to; and I promise you won’t like what that brings you. Direct your ambition through hard work and concentration, and you’ll find creative, off-the-clock ways of airing out your irritations, Puppy.

Love:

The full Moon on the 21st is gonna expose the feels you’ve been trying to hide, so get ready for some heartfelt processing, boo. There’s heavy themes playing out in your close relationships, and it’s on you to step up and be true to your word. If you’re hooked up, that’s likely to mean that your bae needs you to do what you say you’re gonna, and if you’re single then the love relationship you need to be maintaining is with yourself. Either way the need is the same: be the person you intend to be, Virgo. Use the new Moon on the 4th to apply your full Moon ah-ha moments and start a new cycle of intimacy and tenderness.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Its time for a change of mind, gorgeous. Make peace with aging, embrace exercise, or own your sexy ‘cause you’re on call to be your whole, complicated self without fear or judgment. We exist on a continuum, and how you feel in your own skin is constantly evolving as you change over time. Don’t get so attached to how things are right now that you believe they’ll stay this way forever or assume that all changes will bring bad vibes. Make faith and strength priority #1 in the resiliency of your physical life, Libra.

Social Scene

Stress is the worst and can take you out of your commitments and pleasures, making you obsessed with the past or the future. Don’t feed your inner cray, Libra. You’re in some relationships that’re stuck and need to end or change. Look at your patterns with your homies, and stop worrying about who’s right or wrong. Friendship is awesome when it’s not hard AF, and this season you’ve got some work to do. Be generous and kind when you’re stressing. Things will organically work out from there.

Workspace:

Even if you’re clear about what you want, you’re plan isn’t tight yet, Libra. You don’t have enough information, and as Mars leaves your house of work until August, this is a good time to gather 411 like a boss. Explore what you want instead of taking your old goals at face value because you’ve changed, the field may have changed, and certainly your opportunities are always shifting. Use the intel you gather to help you let go of your attachment to how things need to be so that you can create a better flow in your professional and creative growth.

Love:

You’re running some fierce love energy this month, and there’s helluv potential in that. Fall for yourself first, Libra. Boost yourself up. Take yourself out on the town. If you’re not feelin’ yourself, it’s time to get out there and enjoy the power of a good flirt. If you’re in a relationship, it’s likely to be a dope time for you, when the power of a good bae can transform you and make you fall more in love with life. If you’re single, it’s a great time to try and meet new people. Be changed by the beauty of love, Libra.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When Mars sashays back into your sign on the 28th, it’s gonna feel intense. Identity issues that you were dealing with this winter are gonna rear their heads again, demanding to be dealt with. In order to keep things legit, you’ve gotta actually deal with them, and head on. Present yourself with care, but more importantly, take care of how you feel so that your energy is Gucci as you wanna be. Anything that requires real effort, like quitting smoking or finally learning how to box, is an especially good use of Mars’ strength and willfulness.

Social Scene

If you’ve been needing to patch things up with a friend, the 29th-2nd is a great time to do it because you’ll be more willing to go deep and own your part. May is an awesome time to spend with friends who open up different ways of thinking or new ways of doing things. You’ll be especially open to learning new things from the 28th onwards, so take some chances, bb.  One word of warning is if you’re feeling agitated and you don’t tell bishes what’s up for you, your energies are likely to leak and create upsets you don’t see coming. Own your vibes.

Workspace:

You can have what you want but maybe not quite now, bb. This month you may be feeling stuck and seeing more of what you don’t have instead of what you do. Take a minute to revisit the path you’ve taken with school or work, and own what you’ve accomplished or figured out about yourself. You’re off-course, but there’s a bigger picture to consider; the time of reassessing is here so that you perfect your picture of what you want to do and get more willing to actually do it.

Love:

How you love is as important as who you love, Scorpio. Instead of focusing your energies on your crush or your honey, turn your viewfinder on yourself. You’ve been letting your anxieties get the better of you, and it’s making you see and feel things in a skewed way. Feeling low changes your perspective, so strive to hit a higher ground before you jump to any conclusions. Take a minute away from your love life and do you. Find your center before you go trying to bring your love life to the next level.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

I know it sounds weird, but this month is a great time to work on your flexibility and dexterity. You don’t need to be a Yoga Hoser to take the time to work out what your Mama gave you. Stretching your body is not only good for your physical self; it creates spaciousness in your mind and heart too. Find your center spiritually by working your core, physically. Pilates, belly dancing, or any kind of fitness training that teaches you how to isolate and engage your center will give you mad holistic strength this month.

Social Scene

From the 23rd through the 13th, you’re likely to be dealing with some heavy anxiety crap, either from bishes acting foolish or you feeling upset or out of balance with what’s going on. Either way your work is the same: breathe. You’re working out deep themes about your place in the world through your friendships, but that doesn’t mean that things are as dire for your fam as they are for you. Pace yourself through your feels so that you don’t see calamity where it isn’t.

Workspace:

It may have felt like you were treading water the past few months, working hard but not really getting ahead. Now that Mars has moonwalked outta your sign, the spell is broken, and the energy is there to help you further your ambitions, ‘Tarius -- so get to work! While you’re unlikely to see immediate results, from the 28th of May through to August, you’re in a productive period to set down roots. Don’t shy away from working hard and taking risks. You’ve got this.

Love:

There’s big feels up this month, so watch out for full Moon crazy vibes on the 21st to kick off Gem Season. This Moon will bring to surface whatever you’ve been harboring in your heart, so don’t be surprised if things get real. You’re in an awesome time to meet someone new on the 4th with the new Moon, but you’re only likely to make deep connections, so if you’re trying to keep things casual, you should chill with friends that day. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, you can make your relationship more satisfying by simply choosing to show up, ready and willing.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Treat your bod like your bff and buy it some presents and ask it what it wants to do today. Stop being a bully and passing judgments on yourself, Cappy. There’s no good that’ll come from being a jerk, so your challenge this season is to motivate yourself through kindness. Find one thing that you heart about your body or that you value about your health every day all of Gemini season. You may be surprised at how much is gained by a positive and abundant attitude, my love.

Social Scene

Your friends may be helly weird from the 23rd-13th but that’s their business. If bishes be basic, don’t take it so personally that you turn basic too! Try compassion instead of assumptions when dealing with your fam, even if it seems they’re being weird at you instead of around you. This is a great period to get a witches’ circle going and to get mad woo with your homies. You know what they say: a crew that seeks universal truths together, slays together.

Workspace:

Success is not a static destination that you reach and then get to forevermore chill at. It’s a creative junction with choices and the need for adjustments and your continued investment, bb. Your creative potential is tight, Capricorn, so don’t get too comfortable right before the good stuff kicks in. Realign yourself with the clarity of what you wanna do and how you wanna do it this month. You’re not going to get where you wanna be alone. Baller plans require baller players, so be especially open to collaborations that are creative and inspiring. As your goals mature, so will your ability to enjoy them.

Love:

You’re not known as the most emo sign in the zodiac, so when you go through deep feels, it can throw you off your game. Don’t let anxious thinking replace vulnerable feels. Who you want to be in your relationships is up in the air for you, and that’s not a comfortable place to be. Don’t process with your crush before you work out your thoughts with your Dear Diary or your BFF. You can make things worse by trying to “fix” them too soon. Figure out your needs and limits before you do anything else, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18 

Body Matters:

The impact that worry has on you is totally physical. What you feel like in your bod shapes your whole outlook and attitude, which impacts how you act, which influences others, and lays the groundwork for how they treat you. It’s a lot. If there’s stuff that you’re worried about, deal with it now, Aquarius. Support yourself through the day to day of your issues, even (especially) when things feel insurmountable and impossible. Decide to be a doer this month.

Social Scene

Chances are good that people are not out to get you and that there isn’t a secret brigade of haters hiding in the bushes. You may be feeling a bit paranoid, but I’m happy to report that it’s all in your head. Instead of feeding the dank fears that’re swimming in your head, try looking for the best. Chanel all of your ‘I don’t knows’ into possibility and opportunity. Meet new people, and put yourself out there with your old homies. You need the love and like that only a true bish can give you.

Workspace:

You’re on the cusp of figuring it out, Aquarius, and you don’t need patience as much as you need confidence. Believe in yourself enough to dream up what you want your life to look like. If your job is a boner, it’s OK – you can leave. Maybe not right away, but for sure eventually. Make plans to get to the place you wanna be, even if you’re hecka far from it now. The next several months will help you to understand how you got where you are and give you insights into what to do/not to do to get to the next playing level.

Love:

If you love with conditions, is it really love? I mean, it doesn’t seem on the surface that you’re being conditional; but you might actually be, Aquarius, and that just sucks. If you give to your honey and then a few days later are frustrated that they haven’t responded the way you were wanting, that’s a sign that you’re getting caught up in the strings that you’ve attached to your crush. Allow things to develop in their own space and time and for people to be different from you. Leave the passive aggressive games at the door, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

It’s not enough for everyone else to see how beautiful and strong you are, Pisces, you need to be able to own it yourself. This month the space between how you see yourself and how others see you is hella up. You have some old, and weirdly self-depreciating ideas about yourself that have got to go. Take the time to look at yourself, seriously look at yourself. Don’t inspect, or judge, or fix; just see yourself at this moment for what you are. Treat yourself as you would a friend or a stranger, my love. Show yourself kindness as you meet the you that you’ve become. 

Social Scene

On the 4th there’s gonna be a sad little new Moon that’s likely to make you feel like hiding under the covers. If you do it, bring your Dear Diary or get on chat with your bestie to help you process your feels and not just hide from the world. From May 23 through June 13th the planets will be wreaking havoc on your gentle continence, and you will need your crew to hold you up or give you some space. There’s no shame in needing a break, and if your fam has your back, they’ll pop the corn and help you watch X-Files reruns till you’re ready for the world again. Ask for what you need this month, bae.

Workspace:

If you can get comfortable with being in an uncertain place, this month can be really inspiring on the work front. You’re ready for change but not sure which direction is going to best help you grow versus what will just be more effort with very little payoff. Don’t get so caught up in seeking your destination that you miss out on experiencing your path in the here and now, Pisces. You’re gonna find the answer you’re itching for when you least expect it. 

Love:

OMG: So. Many. Feels.

Don’t rush to conclusions this month, pisces, because your emotions are on high; and you don’t have enough 411 to know what you really think yet. Trust your heart instincts, but don’t imagine that it’s all you need to make good choices. Let things play out before you do anything drastic, and in the meantime, be kind to your sweet, sweet heart. Let love in all of its forms -- even the tiniest tendernesses and smallest embraces -- transform you.

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