💎 Taurus Season April 20-May 20, 2016

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

You can’t control how you feel, but you can work on how you take care of those feels. There’s this way that your body is like a container for all of your experiences, your emotions, and your dreams. That’s all good when things are going your way, but when you hit potholes, your bod can go down with you. Find healthy ways of channeling your feelings this season, or you may end up stuck and frustrated. There’s a serious risk that your frustrations will take hold in your bod if you aren’t careful, so make time and energy for shaking your helpless, hopeless feels out. Running, walking, or any form of booty shaking will do.

Social Scene

You’re finding yourself, and it’s having a big impact on your fam times. Instead of looking at the bishes you lurv to validate what you are, you need to just own it, Aries. This Mars retrograde has you all amped up; and if you try to funnel all those vibes at people, they’re likely to respond poorly. Do some deep digging as you look at what’s motivating you in your relationships. You’re lovely, and if you could trust that more, it’d be easier to be straightforward with your squad about where you’re at and what you need.

Workspace:

Don’t overdo it! Opportunity is really just a test in how well you know yourself; not everything that is good is good for you, and ya can’t do all the things, all at once. This season, but especially from 5/8 onwards, you may feel itchy to say yes before you have all the 411 without realistically considering whether you can follow through. Only take on what you think you can do well, and that won’t cost you more than it’s worth, bb. Mercury is Retrograde from the 28th onwards, making it extra easy for you to miss the fine print. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

Love:

If you don’t know you, it’s hard to let other people close enough to form their own theories without getting all mixed up. There’s a tension between your need to do you and your not wanting to be alone. This is unlikely to be a completely easy time with love, but don’t worry, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna bad. Be willing to work for what you want, Aries. The better you know yourself, the easier it’ll be to have the right kind of boundaries with your crushes. Don’t be shy of processing your feels with your bae, Aries.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

You’re perfect and gorgeous and it’s your damn birthday, so turn it out! Embrace the difference between fun and just busy, Taurus. You’ve got to know yourself to love yourself, kween. Stretch out them muscles to know where your body is at. There are helluv planets in your sign this season, which is awesome, but in the mix of all that Taurian goodness is the dreaded Mercury Retrograde in your sign. Speak your truth and watch out for your throat and lung health, Birthday BB.

Social Scene

The bishes you run with are helly important. Be open to big changes in your friendships because they’re likely to be for the better this month. Keeping up with the status quo might make you feel chill, but it won’t make things better. If you’re willing to get genuine with your homies, you’ll be able to make those connections deeper and satisfying for all. Show up as your realest self with your crew so that you can deal with things as they really are. In the big picture, there’s nothing but an upside to that, Taurus.

Workspace:

With Mars and Mercury Retrograde this month, it’d be easy to mess up what you say with what you do or visa versa. Walk your talk, Taurus. If you can’t make promises, then don’t. Be very careful with your words, and don’t jump to conclusions; or you may find that you’ve got yourself in an unexpected shit show while just trying to evade some lesser shit. You’re likely to not have all the info that you need to make an informed decision, so be a data collector, a Veronica Mars of work and pleasure if you will. Just do you, boo.

Love:

The full Moon in your house of partnership on the 21st is a great time to get lost in fantasizing about your intentions, so stay on the lookout for your feels inexplicably shifting about your relationships. This will be a great time to review what you’ve experienced (or not) over the past year and how you feel about it. It may be a good idea to put off executing any plans until after Mercury finishes its Moonwalk through the heavens on the 21st, but it’s a great time to tighten up your vision for what you want. If you’ve met a new cutie that you wanna put in your pocket, that’s all good; just don’t make any proclamations of love until the end of your season, Taurus.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Your body totally matters to me, Twin Star; does it matter to you? If you live so much in your head that you don’t notice much about your body beyond how it looks, health issues can get out of control. Take a time out from your business on the 21st, and check in with your health. Are you tired? When was the last time you flossed your teeth? Do you breathe – I mean it; are you breathing right now? Get back to basics and tend to your foundations so that they can really hold you up, lover.

Social Scene

Be brave, bb. Your squad is made up of bishes, and some of them are giving you the sads. Don’t try to pretend you’re cool with things, or whinge about people behind their backs. Your ruling planet is Retrograde this month, and it’s a great time to introspect on your feels about friends. Figure out what’s true for you. Be authentic because realness is never a mistake, even when it’s not what you want it to be. You may have to confront some uncomfortable stuff, but you and your homies will be better for it in the end.

Workspace:

Boundaries are annoying because in order to say yes to some things, you’ve gotta say no to others. The choices you make this season could end up feeling really overwhelming for you if you’re not careful. You have limits that you need to respect and honor, even if it’s a total boner. Feel your feels but don’t obsess on them, bae. You’ve got big picture goals to remember, so don’t let the small stuff get you down. Balance your needs with your wants, even if your needs have to win out a little this month.

Love:

With retrograde Mars doing it’s Moonwalk in your relationship house, you may find yourself feeling helly irritated by the babes you like or love, or possibly motivated to connect with people. In either case you’ve gotta be careful that you aren’t so agro that you push fools away. Read the room, Gem. Don’t start something that the other person is clearly not here for. Love, like, and lurv are partnered dances; you’ve gotta respond to people’s moves and match your partners pace sometimes. Don’t waste this energy by forcing things this month.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You’re FAF, and knowing it doesn’t make you conceited or braggy. You get to love on yourself and enjoy your sweet, sweet bod, Moonchild. You don’t get extra points in life for being a martyr and keeping yourself small. Own your glorious, sexy, smart, and stylie self. Choose to nurture a self-esteem that feels good, even if your habit is to shit-talk yourself. There’s no other person to be than you, and there’s no other moment to accept than this one. Cultivating inner peace will set the stage for a loving relationship to your mortal coil, mama.

Social Scene

If you focus on what you’re worried about, you’ll end up feeling helly defensive; and that’ll create all kinds of other problems for you than the ones you’re focusing on. How you do you is your only job, so if bishes are rude, it’s on you to figure out if you need to stand up for yourself, bounce, or ignore it. What you don’t need is to understand where your homies are coming from, or what their secret motive is. Just figure your own self out. The new Moon on the 6th is a great time to reconnect or heal wounds with your squad, so do your homework leading up to then, puppy.

Workspace:

The needs of your ego are not the same as your real needs, but it’d be easy to pattern your life after them if you’re not careful. You’ve been caught up on playing out roles that you’ve actually long outgrown. Use your ego to remind you that you’re cool, but don’t be a slave to it. You’re so emo and you need peace, not just power. Use this Mercury Retrograde (April 28th - May 22nd) to figure out what the right balance is and how you’re gonna make it happen. Introspection is a passive seeming phase of development, but it’s deadass important this season.

Love:

Love is an action, and when people say that they love you but act hella shady, it’s not enough (or at least it shouldn’t be). Being romanced is tight, but it’s not enough either. You need compatibility, chemistry, and shared values; and if you settle for less, you’re gonna feel dank. There’s no way around it. Instead of obsessing on the details, take a step back and check out the big picture. Honor your feels by being loyal to them instead of to your hopes, or what you’re projecting onto your crush or situation. There’s no better time than now to learn how to love yourself through the power of your choices, lover.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

The body is a mystery. It does helluv things that are fascinating, creepy, and certainly weird. When you lie to yourself, get anxious, or ignore its needs , you create unintended consequences that shift the solid ground from underneath you. Practice staying present and saying yes to your body’s needs in the face of your tendency to check out this month, love. You’re an excellent actor but what’s that get you? The answer is: stuck. You may look Gucci, but that’s not enough. Prioritize how you feel on the inside over all else, Leo.

Social Scene

You don’t have to apologize for who you are or where you’re at, Leo. That said, your fam doesn’t have to like what you’re doing or how. This is a complicated time for you ‘cause you have some deep choices to make. Stop worrying so much about what other people think, and try to honor what’s up for you. If your life choices cause friction between you and your homies, your only job is to figure out if you’ve outgrown them or if you just see things differently. Be open to help in all forms it comes in.

Workspace:

There’s so much energy in your career house this season, and you can use it to get shit did IRL or to drive yourself crazy, Leo. You don’t need to be starting from your ideal place. Wherever you’re at right now is fine. Your big work now is to make peace with your starting place so that you can come up with a tight plan for getting to where you wanna be. In order to make omelets, you have to crack a few eggs, kitten. Just be careful about this Mercury Retrograde, and be on guard against getting your wires crossed. Communicate direct and clear, even when you can only say that you’re not sure yet.

Love:

This is likely to be a hella emo time for you because the Moon is up in your business this Taurus season. Be on the lookout for intense vibes from the 11th through the 16th, especially if someone new enters your life around the 6th. Love and passion can transform your life or distract you in the most spectacular ways. Make choices that support your whole life instead of just your vag. If you let a person in your life, they should be an improvement, not a drain on you, no matter how fire they are.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re not feeling yourself, you can call in some serious reinvention juju, just don’t do it out of self-hate or bad vibes, Virgo. How you present yourself is a huge part of your identity and obvi a big part of how people see you, but it’s not the most important part of you (I hope for your sake!). Take the heaviness out of your style in favor of playfulness. Change up your steeze so that you feel more frisky and comfortable in your own skin. You’re a magician, and you need to start acting like it, Virgo.

Social Scene

Between the new Moon on the 6th and some deep and growth-oriented Pluto action from the 11th-16th, this is a great time for getting real with your homies. Don’t shy away from people this month, even if that’s more in your comfort zone. You’re on call to prioritize your personal needs with your profesh ones, and part of that is not only about reaching out, it’s about showing up to deal with what’s up for you. You’ll get what you put out, so take some chances on your crew, puppy.

Workspace:

Don’t let this Mars Retrograde distract you. There’s a bigger picture than the one you can see right now, and if you get caught in the details (as you do), you’ll end up feeling stuck and terrible, Virgo. Take the slow road because if you’re the tortoise, you’ll be able to sustain whatever you start; but if you pull moves like the hare, you’ll wind yourself before you get very far. Don’t get mad about your situation; get serious and get it did, ma.

Love:

The best way to mess things up in your love life is to be guarded. I’m not saying you shouldn’t stand up for yourself when you have to, but stop it with the excuses and creating stories that allow you to describe what’s happening without taking emo responsibility for what you feel. Fights can erupt this season, but be careful of what you say ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back. Own your shit without the old defenses, so you can get what you want instead of just hold onto what you’ve got.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Get hella selfish this month. Take care of your body by listening to it and giving it what it needs. It’s too easy to distract away from your feels when you’re not paying real attention to your senses, but it’s a mistake. Your feels live in your bod, and your bod lives in the now. Get present, even if that ends up slowing you down and pointing you away from others. If it takes a lot of effort to drop into your emotions, take it as a sign that you should for sure do it now.

Social Scene

You don’t need to know how things are going to work out, or even why they feel the way they do. What you need is a self-care regimen in your relationships that supports you in being your best self. Try not to make any permanent decisions this Taurus season, and especially during Mercury Retrograde. You may not feel like you can talk things out with your fam, but that won’t last forever. Get honest about your feels beneath your feels, and figure out what to do with them later.

Workspace:

Everything is fine, Libra, just fine. If you want them to be The Legit, you need to get serious about your goals, bb. You’ve been coasting, and there are pros and cons to it, love. If you don’t want your professional life or your education to be the biggest part of your world, then continue on as you were. If you’ve been lowkey blocked, then it’s time to tighten up your game. Let go of the fears and negative beliefs that you’ve been clinging to. They’re keeping you more stuck than safe, Kitty Kat.

Love:

There’s a huge difference between guilt and humility: one is kinda self-obsessing and the other is not. You have got to let go of returning back to your feels over and over so much that you’re not actually responding to bishes needs. It’s doing no one any good if you are a stressed-out freak, and it feels hella basic. Get to a centered place inside of yourself before you process your love life, Libra. Accept your part, for better or worse, and move on. Living in the past is a good way to recreate it.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When things don’t go as you’d want them to, it’s easy to get all riled up; and in the case of this month, that’ll make you feel tired AF. Your bod needs a damn break and that’s no joke. Take time to lovingly recharge yourself in between all the things you’ve gotta do. There’s only so much you can carry without dropping something; put your whole entire burden down and take a break, Scorpio. From that place you can see through your anxieties and get yourself together.

Social Scene

If your friends don’t live on the level you wanna be on, it becomes harder and harder to get there. Your fam can inspire you, or you can slip into BS jealousies that make you feel dank and dumb. Don’t fall for it! There’s enough room for everyone to succeed, and isn’t it way better if your squad slays? If your homies are wasting their energies in basic business, you don’t need to act like you’re down with it; hold your bishes up and let them do the same for you.

Workspace:

It’s Mercury Retrograde time and that means you’ve gotta make a list a check it twice. It sounds like Christmas, but really it’s Taurus time, which can make you feel hella taxed as you struggle to get everything done on the material plane. Don’t make any major impulse buys this month because you need to keep your resources for investing into school or work. Commit to acting based on your values this month, and future you will thank you for it.

Love:

Everything is happening in your partnership house this month, which is awesome for you. Take chances that fill you up, Scorpio, because they’re likely to work out! The only downside is that all change comes with unintended consequences. Be flexible with people, and they’re more likely to do the same for you. This can be a time for big breakthroughs in your love life, so be open to your heart expansions. Let the right bishes in, lover. Show all the way up even when it’s vulnerable and scary this month.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Sleep is the dance floor upon which your subconscious mind does the Nae Nae, my friend. It’s essential to get good rest ‘cause that’s where your inner mind works things out and gestates your hopes and fears. Start a dream journal to help you hear what these voices are trying to tell you. The subconscious speaks in a language that’s visual and symbolic instead of literal, so Google the meanings to all the big themes you’re seeing in your nightlife to make sense of it all. It’s a great time to invest in new sheets or PJs that are loaded up with the right kind of symbols and colors. #pizza

Social Scene

If you’re willing to shake things up, you can improve your platonic love life by leaps and bounds this month. There’s more than one way of having a rich love life, so look to your friendships to find people who know and love you, ‘Tari. Take your fam out on friend dates, tell them how much you love them, and mend any fences that’ve gotten broken. Having a balanced life always includes making quality time for the bishes who hold you up.

Workspace:

There’s a lot to tend to this month, and it’s on you to maintain it. The new Moon on the 6th is an awesome time to start something new, whether it’s a job search, new habits at work, or just realigning with your choice to do what you’re doing for now. On the 8th the Saturn square to Jupiter kicks back in, giving you a tension between what you need and what you want. Since Mars is Retrograde in your sign, I encourage you to make sure getting what you long for doesn’t come at the expense of what you must have.

Love:

With two heavy hitters Moonwalking in your sign, you’re likely to feel hella The Strange this month (although to be honest it’ll be going on for months). It’s time to get hella deep, lover. Check in with what’s driving you towards your wants. You can attract all kinds of luv experiences now, but is that what you want? If you’ve been pushing away real love, now’s your chance to understand and unhook why. It’s easy to attract a change of scenery but real change is on you, ‘Tarius.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 Body Matters:

The lie that people tell about your sign is that you’re patient. You are helly impatient when it comes to day to day living but play a good long game. Your health is requiring you to adopt a better attitude, Cappy. You can obsess on wanting longer hair all you want, but it’ll grow as slow as it chooses, and there’s little you can do about it but to be patient! Don’t freak out, just make a plan and pace yourself through it, kitten.

Social Scene

GURL. You can keep on giving and giving but it’s turning you into a damn thief. Stop robbing yourself of the chance to let your homies know you. You’ve been giving so much that you’re feeling empty and sad, and it’s time to reign it in. the thing that isn’t clear is whether your friends are asking you for too much or if you’ve just developed some shut down habits with your crew. Either way your job is the same; set some limits and when it’s time to show up, do it for reals.

Workspace:

You’re on the right track, even if it feels like it’s taking forever to get there. Make it your goal to remove added stress from you job. You’ve got a plan or at least a path that you’re on. Follow through with your commitments with as chill an attitude as you can master, Cap. The way you approach your work is just about as important as what you actually do this season, so prioritize managing your feels around the unpredictability of your profesh life this month.

Love:

Relationships are up this season, whether you’re in one or not. How you respond to something new entering your life will be super important as things are coming towards you this month. Your challenge is to not be so strategic! Try flowing with what you feel instead of following through with your agenda. Whether change is coming within your relationship or there’s someone new coming your way, be your most receptive and present self, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 Body Matters:

When you fight yourself, there’s no winning that’s possible, no matter what happens. Self-acceptance is the foundation to everything, lover, and your physical existence is no exception to that. Don’t compare yourself to what other people look like or what you used to look like. You’re you. The you that you are now needs love and kindness, not bullying phone calls from inside the house. Be your own best friend this Taurus season, and commit to the radical act of loving the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

Your roommates may bug the living heeze outta ya if you’re not clear as a bell, my friend. Don’t expect your fam to give you what you need if you haven’t told them what that is. You’re changing and it’s important to share the fun, the dank, and the lovely of it with people. Share the peace you’ve been feeling on your own with the pals you’ve mainly been sharing your woes with. If you bring something new to your friends, you’ll enjoy how they respond this Taurus season.

Workspace:

The full Moon on the 21st is a great time to get it together, Water Bearer. You don’t need to do anything out in the world, but you have some stirrings that are jumbled up and making you crazy. If you’ve been feeling uncertain about your work or your professional path it’s time to pour out the contents of your purse and sort through that mess. Even if you’re not sure how things are playing out, own what you ultimately want for yourself and let go of the inhibitions that make you feel like ya can’t have it.

Love:

From the 11th-16th watch out, because you’re gonna be packing heat, Aquarius. Those may be days when you’re hella feeling yourself or when you get lots of good attention, but it can go even deeper than that. Decide what you want and go for it. You want to Netflix and chill with someone? Make it happen. But if you want to feel seen by the person you’re getting sweaty with, don’t settle for less than that. Make choices that make you joyous, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 Body Matters:

You’re a powerful person and your body is a GD miracle. A miracle! Trust the strength and resiliency of your physical self to have enough energy to get you through whatever you’re coping with. The troubles you’re cycling through make you wanna jump out of your body and live up in the clouds, but that’s a missed opportunity, Pisces. Your physical self is a resource that can help you feel more centered, grounded, and ready. Don’t miss out on your most accessible tool, just because you forgot you were carrying it round with you, pal.

Social Scene

If you’ve lied or been lied to, this month will pop that sucker out into the open; so keep your side of the road clean, Pisces. Mercury is retrograde and that has a funny way of returning lost things, including the truth. This is a great time for sipping on bougie cock/mocktails (ladies choice) with your friends. you may be feeling more one-on-one time instead of squad times, so don’t fight it. Heart-to-hearts and tender times close to home will fill you up this season, Pisces.

Workspace:

From May 8th through June 7th you’re on serious call to follow through. Find the balance point between your wants and needs, or strive to correct any way you’ve fallen out of step with your goals. How you manage your feels around getting things done is everything in this period. No matter what, you have choice; and while you can’t necessarily choose to quit your job or have a better boss, you can focus on the benefit of the compromises that you’re making so that they don’t get you so down.

Love:

This Mars retrograde will bring up passion for you, and that could be awesome or awful, depending on how honest you’ve been lately. If you’ve been repressing anger or frustration with your bae, it’s likely to leak out of you or make you feel super uninterested in physical intimacy. Don’t try to shove down the truth because it won’t go away. Be brave and proactive with your loves; and if you don’t have one, don’t hide from love, like, or fun. If you put yourself out there, something will happen this month, so be brave, my fishy friend.

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XO