💎 Aries Season March 21-April 19, 2016

Your Aries Season (3/21-4/19) forecast written originally for Oyster

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Baby! Your body grows another year older, and don’t get it twisted: that’s a true-blue good thing. Your worth deepens as you grow, so don’t let any dank ideas about ‘youth being the only way to be relevant’ mess your mind. Bless this body for all the weird-ass miracles it performs on the regular, Aries. Embrace your physical self as it is right now, and love it unconditionally, like it’s your GD job. Buy yourself some pretty this month, but only do it ‘cause it’s fun, not because you need it. You’re here and you’re perfect as is. Be your own bae, birthday babe.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There are likely to be changes with your fam this month, but they’ve not necessarily got to do with you. Don’t take it personally when your friends change, even if you don’t understand where they’re coming from. Let your homies go through what they’re going through without making it about you (even though you are the center of the Universe, of course!). Be especially careful not to pick fights and keep your Judgey Cap off your precious head on the 18th when the new Moon in your sign brings your feels to the surface. Show your pals patience, ma.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

This season is all about you figuring out how to execute your goals. How much effort is too much, and what’s not enough? You’ve got to know yourself well enough to answer that question in a way that can only be right for you. You could try to wing it right now and get pretty far, but you won’t be able to sustain your success. Make a plan that works for you, even if it’s only written with broad strokes, bae. Be especially open to sudden insights or new opportunities from the 31st-5th.

Love:

The Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd in your opposite sign is here to help you deepen your relationships, but you may be tempted to go the other direction, too. You can fake your happiness, but all you’re doing is going to bed in an organized but filthy house. Even if realness brings up hard shit, it shouldn’t be avoided, lover. Confront your feels in relationships with care and kindness because you can only bring healing to realness. It would be a colossal waste of your energy to be anything but true to yourself on the 5th through 11th; be brave in the face of your heart’s yearnings.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get your witchy ways on, and embrace color therapy this Aries season. Whether your vibe is Goth, club kid, or normcore doesn’t matter; wear colors that up your vibrations, Taurus. March is likely to find you hella sensi in your heart and bod, so employ subtle helpers wherever you can. Be especially wise about your diet, and eat in ways that make you feel good here and now. Don’t starve or stuff yourself because those actions will only be distractions from you tending to the most important relationship you’re in – the one between you and your own happiness.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

March may find you wanting to hide under the covers, but April will be way more fun, Taurus. If you are feeling more private and more like spending time with Twinkies and Netflix than your squad, don’t worry about it, love. After the 5th when Mercury enters your sign, you’re likely to be feeling your friends; so be patient with yourself if you need a break from everyone for a few weeks. The difference between ghosting and taking some me-time is communication; when you need a break from the people you love, do what God intended and send emojis liberally, <insert angel emoji here>.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Life has infinite possibilities, and you alone are on the hook for what you choose to do with yours. What you spend your time doing matters, Taurus, and it shapes you. What are you doing? For really? Are you going through the motions or punching the clock with what you think you ‘should’ be doing? If you don’t find meaning in either the big picture or the day-to-day execution of your work life, things get old pretty quickly. Change your attitude, or change your ways this month, bb.

Love:

The days leading up to the Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd will be easy ones to get confused on. Be weary of idealizing people to the point that you’re unwilling to see them for who they are. Fantasies can be fun, but they lead you in the wrong direction, which can be helly demoralizing. Let your relationships develop in their own time, and let fools reveal themselves to you. Party responsibly this month, and only say what you for sure mean ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back, Taurus.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Be wary of coasting, Twin Star. You can get so in your head that you totally forget to take care of your body. It’s Aries season, and that means that things are moving quickly; you’re totally capable of keeping up, but you shouldn’t self-sabotage in order to do it. Make sure you’re tending to your basics – that means breathing through stress, sleeping enough, and drinking enough water. If you forego self-care, it won’t make sense to hang with others. Put your needs first, Gem.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The Lunar Eclipse is happening in your social house and gurl, it’s on. Find yourself when you end up in the chaos of other people’s feels and BS, and don’t let go. Your relationships are not only important to your happiness, but they’re also a big reflection on you. Who you roll with and how you take on the rights and responsibilities of friendship is important, so you better make sure it’s on point. No matter what you do, there will be consequences; make sure you’re willing to sleep in the bed you’re lying in, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You may find that you’re easily distracted these days, and that bites.

Procrastination is your enemy this month, but if you wage a full-on war against it, you’ll end up whinging on the couch about how hard everything is. What you need is a reason, boo. Take a time-out so you can get reconnected with what motivates you. If you’re clear about where you want to be in the big picture (or failing that, if you know where you wanna steer clear of), then you can make sure that your clarity is driving you to follow through. Bullying yourself won’t get it done, so kill your to-do list with kindness, Twin Star.

Love:

Whether you’re burning to tell someone you’re feeling them, or you’re ready to say SSYN (sayonara, see you never), it’s time to make it happen. Speak up for your heart’s truth this month, or you’re likely to find yourself feeling defensive. If you don’t deal with the truth, then the consequences of how stuck that makes you feel are on you. Pushy, passionate Mars is in your relationship house; and it wants you to go and do. Courage isn’t about brawn alone; it requires a full heart. Honor yours outta your head and IRL.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

With Mars is in your health house this month, you have all the energy you need to get ‘er did. If you were ever gonna pick up a new sport or workout routine, now’s a great time to do it because you’ll be able to feel the results straightaway. I challenge you to a daily dance-off for the whole of Aries season – try and get a few songs in every day. If you’re too sedentary, you’re likely to feel hella agitated and even accident-prone, so channel what your mama gave you with some damn feeling, Moonchild.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your squad may have thinned out lately, and only you can say if that’s a bad thing or not. Look at your friendships this month. Have you been picking the right people to trust, and if not, why? To see your relationships clearly, you first have to be able to see yourself clearly. If you keep on investing in bishes that’re fun but that you don’t trust, you’ll keep on shutting down and feeling lonely. Invest in the kind of connections that do more than look good on the surface, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Be on the lookout for major insights and revelations about your calling this month. There’s a larger purpose to what you do with this beautiful life, and how you respond to that is everything. From the 4th-9th and also with the new Moon on the 18th , there are likely to be meaningful clues to where to go or highlights on what’s standing in your way, Moonchild; and these will come to you through other people. Don’t let your insecurities make you feel threatened by other people’s successes – there’s enough fire to go around. Get inspired by others; don’t compete with them for what you think they have over you.

Love:

This lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a hella deep one, Cancer. The opportunity here is that you regain a deeper, more meaningful balance than you’ve had in your relationships by going for a deeper mutual understanding. The risk is that you let this chance pass you by, by glossing over things that’re unpleasant. Love is filthy, and if you’re not willing to get messy with it, you’re not really in the game, bae. Make no mistake that it’s your own patterns that’re on parade; tend to them wisely.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

If you’ve been dancing with a bad habit, the new Moon on the 18th is an excellent time to quit it, Leo. The stuff you do on the day-to-day matters; it trains your body and your mind, and sets the tone for what’s real in your life. Stop spending so much time in a virtual world and start being more in your sweet, sweet body, BB. Bodies are weird and wonderful and need helluv love and support to stay awesome. Be a buddy to your body by watching what you put into it this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Whatever’s been swept under the rug from late last September is coming back up for you to properly deal with it. You can’t ghost your problems any more, especially if that means ghosting your friends. Stand up and deal with your relationships instead of running away from things just ‘cause they’re dank. If you’ve chosen people that’re bad for you, look at what you were getting out of that choice. If you’ve got the best crew, but there’s some unresolved issues, deal with them. Be humble about your part and compassionate towards your homies this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The balance between what you love and what you need is up for grabs, Leo. Instead of choosing your creative happiness over your security (or vice versa), try to adopt a strategy that allows for both. From the 21st-5th your desire to have it all might actually get in the way of the flow of abundance; strive to get real about what you need as a baseline to support what you want, lover. Once done, from the 5th onwards is a great time to network your sweet buns off. Enlist support with your well-laid plans.

Love:

Take a chance on love. You can’t know what’s gonna happen next, even if you’re sure AF. The kinds of risks that are well-taken are the kinds where you don’t have hella evidence already that things won’t go your way. If your bae is always lying, stop expecting them to magically start being truthful. Instead, it’s on you to change what you want or to starting holding out for someone better. If you’re trying to find a new boo, just make sure you’ve let go of the old one first, or you’ll be creating a self-fulfilling prophesy that sucks balls.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When your thoughts are racing, you’re in the past or the future. The thing about the body is that it can’t time travel like your mind or even your heart does. When you’re not here in the present, it’s like you’ve abandoned your bod to fend for itself; and that only makes things harder on you. Take time every day this month to seriously just breathe and be here. Accept your present, even if it’s unpleasant or you feel distracted. Supporting your physical self will lay a foundation for your whole self to thrive, lover.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This lunar Eclipse is gonna highlight what you care about, so pay attention to what comes up on the 23rd. What you value is super important; if your life doesn’t add up to reflect your principles, you’ll feel empty. Even if things look good from the outside, this isn’t the time to fake at your own happiness, Virgo. Own your truth, and use that 411 to help you make the right decisions. When things get weird, lean on your crew to help you make sense of it all this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can totally get what you want, but it’ll cost ya. Don’t put off the hard work of getting your shit together just because it requires you to give up some fun stuff, Virgo. You may get the sads from the consequences of some of the choices you’re having to make, but if you follow through with your commitments, it’ll be totally worth it. Live up to your potential and build your empire like the boss you are.

Love:

From the 21st-23rd you’re likely to have some serious love-goggles on. Follow your heart, but not to just any wacky destination. Love and like without compatibility and shared values will end up backfiring, Virgo. Make sure you’re demanding more than potential from your love life because you deserve high-quality loving, my friend. What you give paves the road for what you’ll receive, but it won’t change a dog into a cat; do your best and accept the limitations of your relationships this month.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

It’s time to go the extra mile, Libra. You’re in need of some radical self-acceptance, and you’re the only person who can serve that slice of hells-yes to your self. Embrace your bod, wherever you’re at with it, however it feels, and whatever it looks like. Acceptance is not complacency, and if you have it, it doesn’t mean that you’ll get stuck in one spot. By owning where you’re starting from, you can make kind and realistic goals to get where you wanna go. How you treat yourself is of the utmost importance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There’s helluv emo energies running through you this Aries season with the lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 23rd and the new Moon in your opposite sign on the 18th. You’re likely to be feeling all kinds of feels, and that’s just part of the process of being a person. Embrace your emotions so that you can cope with them, Libra. Your friends are available to hold you up, but it’s on you to ask for the help. Give your girls a chance to be a friend.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

It may be hard to get things done this season but especially in March. You may be easily distracted by your personal life, so here’s a pro tip for showing up for work, even when you don’t wanna: let service motivate you. With Neptune firmly stationed in your house of work, you’re likely to be wondering what the point of it all is. When in doubt, find the part of what you do that is of service to people or the planet, and focus on that, lovely Libra.

Love:

Your relationship house is jam-packed this month, and that means lots of heartfelt action for you. Get deep with love, Libra. In the wise words of Drake, “You should just be yourself. Right now, you're someone else”. Show up for your bae as you are, and not just as you wanna be seen. The relationships you’ll have when you’re being all accommodating instead of being real will lead you to the same brick wall you’ve sat at before. There’s a huge amount of potential in your life, but it’s on you to show for it, stunner.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get weird with some rituals this month, Scorpio. On 23rd’s lunar Eclipse get witchy and write down all parts of your relationship to your body that are destructive and have got to go. Put them all together and tear them to shreds; the point is to own your shitty attitudes so that you can really let them go. On the new Moon on the 18th , take it to the next level by writing a letter to your body to tell it how much you love it. Don’t forget to list all the ways! Your body is capable of so much – make sure your mind knows it, ma.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The balance between your squad times and all the stuff you need to get done is a little off, lover. You need to get yourself together, and from the 21st-5th is a good time to set some healthy limits. If your friendships are taking you away from handling your responsibilities, you may need to take a small but firm step back so you can manage your business. Your life is nobody’s responsibility but your own, so lay off weird guilt trips – it’s OK to be lowkey out-of-step with your homies for a minute.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

There’s a lot of opportunity out there. The question is whether or not you’re leveraging it. Connect to the human side of your goals, Scorpio. You’re capable and fierce as hell, and everyone knows it too. You don’t need to prove yourself, but no Scorpio is an island; you do need others who are invested in your success, and that’ll only happen if they’re invested in you. Connect with mentors and colleagues to shore up your professional network this month.

Love:

Get your stank on, Scorpio. Enjoy yourself in love and fantasy, but don’t lose yourself there. You may be feeling hella anxious about this part of your life, but it’s not necessary. Instead of feeding upset energy into your crushes or bae times, try to have fun when you can; and when you can’t, have faith enough in tomorrow that you feel OK to hide out with some me-time today. Your fears are worse than your reality, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You may have taken on too much lately, and it’s time to handle your business better. There’s a risk that stress will get you down if you don’t listen to common sense and create more balance, ‘Tarius. Find creative ways to shoulder your workload so that you don’t need to be sick in order to give yourself a break. Schedule in playtime, revel in your sleepy times, and only do what you can in a healthy way. You’re not running out of time, so do what needs to be done with patience and balance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This is an excellent time to spend with your fam, ‘Tari. The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a great time to bring you back together with the people that hold you up. You’re likely to be wanting some cozy time, so don’t be shy to bring your crew to yours to help you bring more creativity and warmth to your home. Host a party at your place, break some bread, and generally connect with your homies. Merge happy home times with pal times this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can get helluv stuff done if you keep your eyes on the prize this month. The key is to work hard on your goals without alienating others by steamrollering over them or trying to convince them of your perspective. Let others do them and you do you because no matter how much you wanna change hearts and minds, all you’ll end up doing is making bishes feel pushed around. If you wanna inspire people, better to do it through your actions than your words this season.

Love:

The Aries new Moon on the 18th may bring you a new love interest or kick off a new chapter in your sex life (get it, gurl!). Don’t be so fixed on the kind of person you think you ”should” be with that you’re not open to the fools in front of you. Follow your heart, even when it brings you to unexpected places. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, be down to breath new life into your bae times. Plan fun dates, let go of BS, and connect with your boo as a teammate. Don’t go looking for the glory of being “right”; collab hot times with the one you love.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You can wait for things to change – maybe one day you’ll magically want to eat right, or the idea of stretching before a run will all of a sudden seem like a great use of time, but then again, maybe it won’t. You’ve got to create the very change you want to see in your life, Capitan. You don’t have to be perfect, but you shouldn’t be passive with the changes that you know you need to embrace, either. Take good care of your bod, even if it feels like a bummer to do.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Don’t be a conspiracy theorist, pal. People are most likely not out to get you nor are they saying things behind your back. Don’t assume the worst of your fam, even if communication gets wonky this month. When in doubt, stay out of your bat cave, and reach out to your homies. That means putting yourself out there, even when it feels revealing. There’s nothing worth having that isn’t worth fighting for; put your self on the line for friendship, even when things are awkward.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is here to help you appreciate how far you’ve come, Cappy. Don’t compare yourself to anyone else, or to any time but now. You’re here and you’ve done a right good job of creating the opportunities you’ve got. By taking the time to stop and smell the roses (really!), you’re actually investing in your career. When you feel good about where you’re at, it’s energizing and can help to get you to where you wanna be next. Make sure the path you’re on promises happiness, or at least something that’ll bring you satisfaction.

Love:

How you like and how you love are a big, fat reflection on you. It’s not possible to be truly generous with a bae when you’re stingy with the self-love. Look for the good in bishes this month, even when you’re old habit of looking for what’s wrong with them vies for your attention. Have faith that you can be in the world of imperfect people and take good care of yourself as a fellow full-time, imperfect person. You don’t need your loves to be flawless – seek healthy, happy, and growing instead.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel frustrated, it’s easy to wanna say f#ck it and throw in the towel. The problem is that what’s easiest is not always what’s best. Staying present and in your body when you feel dank feels is hard because it’s hella vulnerable, but it’s the right thing to do. Use your bod as a vehicle for channeling your happiness, your frustrations, and whatever else is up for you. You’re not meant to live through your eyes, fingertips, and a screen; shake what the good Lord gave you, Aquarius.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

It’s down to you to be real with your fam. It’s all too easy for you to put your best face on and act like you’re feeling cool when you are in fact feeling meh instead. Find the balance between a solid fake-it-till-you-make-it strategy and being real with the people you trust. Intimacy is built on the truth, so give your peeps the chance to have your back, bb.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Watch your pocketbook at the start of the month ‘cause you’re likely to wanna buy yourself some happy, even when you can’t afford it. Find other ways of feeling good than just what you can buy, puppy. Push yourself to greater heights by working your buns off and saving whatever you can to be spent on things that improve your life, rather than just giving you a fleeting feeling. It’s not just what you do but what you do with what you’ve got that defines you.

Love:

It’s on you to make a move, Sailor. It’s not enough to think about the future -- your future is built on the foundations of today, and what you do right now matters. Get out there into the world and have some damn fun, Aquarius. Enjoy the randomness of flirting and not knowing what comes next. All you gotta do is everything, bae. Live your life by embracing adventure and connection and love. New, wonderful connections can only come to you when you get outta your head and offa your couch.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel crappy is the very best time to set it off, Pisces. Put your wellness first by taking extra good care of your mental health. Whether that means you need to breathe, meditate, or go on a walkabout, the point is that you need to take care of your interior life in order to support your material life. Your body needs you to be a good buddy, bb. You always have free will – use it to make life-affirming choices this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your friends believe the best in you, so sometimes that means that they don’t know what’s really going on beneath the surface. If you’re feeling drained or upset, your homies won’t know it unless you tell them. Don’t ghost your own self and then tell yourself that others abandoned you, Pisces! Let bishes know it if you’re hiding under the bed and in desperate need of chocolate. If they come running that’s a ‘yay!’ for you, and if not, you’ll at least have something for-reals to be butthurt about.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Remember what you came here for, Pisces. You may have to do some dank stuff that you wish you didn’t have to this season, but it’s all for you bigger-picture purpose. Don’t get so caught up in your resistance to getting things done that you make it worse on yourself. Reconnect with your goals, and reaffirm your choices. If you can’t support your commitments anymore, this is a solid time to change course; just don’t do it out of blind reactions. The energy you put in will define the energy you get out.

Love:

So. Many. Feels. The work is to not get caught up in trying to weave a story to explain them away, lover. If you’re feeling sad and don’t know why, you may wanna make it about what your bae is or isn’t doing, or blame it on not having a bae, or convince yourself that you’ll never have what you really want. Don’t do it! Sometimes your feels are just that – feels. Be gentle and kind to yourself, and let the people love you, you loveable beast, you. It’s not easy to go on first dates when you’re looking for the meaning of love, so take your expectations down a notch, and you’ll be fine.

 

XO