🍩 August 2017

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This month is gonna be hella intense, and now more than ever, it’s time to pay close attention to the stars. We’ve got massive world changes, a tsunami of feels, and interpersonal issues like you wouldn’t believe, plus Mercury freaking Retrograde from the 12th through September 5th. Luckily, we’re all in it together; show up with your full heart for all of it.

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

There are two big deal eclipses this month, the first is a Lunar Eclipse on the 7th, and the next is a Solar Eclipse on the 21st, and they’re kicking up a storm of emotion to help you heal. Where you align your energies defines you, so be smart about where your obsessions, crushes, and relationships take you, Aries. Be especially careful not to get goaded into conflicts when emotions run high this month; say what actually needs to be said, and leave the rest alone.

 

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

We’re in Eclipse Season, so get ready to get hit where it counts, Taurus. You’re at a pivotal place, and what you allow yourself to pour your feels into now will prove to be hugely important in the future. Honor what you value – not what’s easiest. Don’t reinforce the negative or the petty stuff when you can focus on who and where you want to be. Support yourself through whatever gets triggered as you show all the way up for your best interests, sweet Taurus.

 

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

It’s time to jump right in! There are two big eclipses this August; the first is a Lunar Eclipse on the 7th, and the second is a Solar Eclipse on the 21st. Then your ruling planet goes Retrograde on the 12th. All this intense energy is gonna kick up relationship issues for you all month. It’s far better to risk being extra than to make assumptions, or worse, hide from people altogether. Be brave and face facts this month, Twin Star.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

The Moon is your ruling planet, and she’s all Girls Gone Wild this month. We have two major eclipses, the first on the 7th and the next on the 21st, and they want you to confront something major. Make sure that the things you value most are reflected in your choices, commitments, and reactions, Moonchild. If you find that they aren’t, this is the perfect time for a deep and heartfelt reset so that your outsides better match your insides, my love.

 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

The big, intense, Solar Eclipse that’s happening in your sign on the 21st ain’t no joke, Leo. But before that happens, we have a Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in your relationship house on the 7th, so get ready for the feels. It’s time to tap that courage you’re so famous for; show up with intention and authenticity. Loving and being loved feels so much better when it’s not based on a curated version of yourself. Show up for the best, the worst, and everything in between.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Things are gonna get messy this month. First we have an emo Lunar Eclipse on the 7th, then a powerful Full Solar Eclipse on the 21st, and in the middle of all that, your ruling planet Mercury goes Retrograde on the 12th. It’s time to turn inward so that you can review and reassess things. Don’t put pressure on yourself to go out there and get things done – adjust your lifestyle to support your inner life. This can be a time of great healing if you can be here for it, my love.

 

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Emotions are running high all month as we have a Lunar Eclipse in Aquarius on the 7th and a Solar Eclipse in Leo on the 21st. It’s time to show up, Libra. You’re on call to be healed by creativity and love. This sounds awesome, but it requires both personal risk and also for you to show up all the way. It’s more than OK to have changes of heart in pursuit of a more whole and happy life – it’s totally necessary some of the time.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

When it comes to emotional intensity, everyone’s an amateur next to you, Scorpio. Both the Lunar Eclipse on the 7th and the Solar Eclipse on the 21st are likely to hit you in some raw spots and rattle you. It’s time to change or be changed, lover, and life is always easier when you use your agency to direct yourself where you want to go. To avoid acting out unintentionally, make room for the powerful feels within you, and move TF on this month.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

August brings with it all kinds of emo intensity to contend with in the form of a Lunar Eclipse on the 7th and a Full Solar Eclipse on the 21st. Be careful not to blurt out everything you feel, Puppy, because everyone’s defenses are on high, and you may unintentionally create a world of drama. Don’t try to heal others of what you think ails them; focus on your side of the road this month.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

No child of Saturn (that’s you) worth her salt wants to sit in a soupy soup of feels. But fear not! This month your baller status will not be threatened by dipping your toe into your inner waters. The Lunar Eclipse on the 7th and the Solar Eclipse on the 21st are meant to be harbingers of deep and expansive changes. You don’t need to fix your feels, but you do need to understand them. Let go to get free, Capricorn.

 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

The Moon is only Full in your sign once a year; this year it’s on the 7th, and it’s a Lunar Eclipse, so you can expect to feel hella extra as you come to a meaningful close of something real. Whether your life is shifting or it’s more internal, you’re not meant to emerge from August the same. On the 21st a Solar Eclipse in your relationship house is going to shake up your connections. Show up for the kinds of intimacy you want, even if it’s scary.

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Don’t get so caught up in how you wish things were that you miss out on how they actually are, Pisces. Everyone is basically an ocean of feels this month because of the two Eclipses – first the Lunar Eclipse on the 7th and then the powerful Full Solar Eclipse on the 21st. When you’re upset, it’s easy to justify bad behavior, but it’s not wise. You always have a choice; be the person you most want to be, especially when it’s hard, my love.

 

 

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💖 Love Horoscope July 2017

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Written originally for Glamour

What's on the horizon for July? Beware of emotions running high as we gear up for Eclipse Season next month. The Full Moon in Capricorn on the 8th could mean some major power struggles, and a New Moon in Leo on the 23rd is the first of two New Moons in Leo this summer (the next one is on 8/23rd and is the Great American Eclipse). How you express your love is important; show all the way up this month, lovers! 

 

 

ARIES

March 21–April 19

This month is when things start to get hot, Aries. Passions will be running high throughout July and that can be awesome or super taxing, depending on your situation. The first week of the month is going to challenge you to stand up and hold your ground, but you may take that opportunity and run with it. Be wary of picking fights that are more about the struggle for power than the thing you’re actually talking about. The Full Moon on the 8th is going to make you extra defensive if you’re not careful, so prioritize whatever self-care you can manage so that you are able to act with integrity when the small stuff bugs you. If you try to repress things you’ll find that your relationships feel pretty bad around the 24th. This is a time for change, so be an active part of it, my love.

 

 

TAURUS

April 20–May 20

This month may kick off with you feeling extra agitated for no clear reason. Look to your connections with others for the reasons why; if you’re dealing with a breakup, you may find that you haven’t let go of the relationship, even if you feel hella over the person. The first half of July is an excellent time to get present. Honor whatever you feel by supporting yourself in the here and now. Things are likely to be very active for you this summer, so don’t let your self-care game get off track. Success without a healthy inner life is hard to enjoy; prioritize your insides in tandem with getting it all done this month, Taurus.

 

 

GEMINI

May 21–June 21

The first half of July is going to kick up thoughts, compulsions, and weird inner ticks of the past for you. When this happens, make sure that you pay attention to what’s triggering these reactions so you can get to healing them. The Full Moon on the 8th will be provocative, but not in a sexy way. Make sure that you don’t jump into conflict with people who won’t listen to you anyway, Twin Star. If you’re going to fight, fight for something, and not just to make noise. Around the 20th you’re likely to have a confrontation with what you hold dear. Make sure that your actions reflect your values.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Sometimes there’s a fine line between standing your ground and picking a fight, and you’re about to find it, Moonchild. This month will bring intense energies to the surface that demand to be dealt with. Whether you have to contend with someone who won’t leave well enough alone, or you find that you’re the agitated one, be careful what you say and how you say it. Fight for what you believe in, but not just to prove your point. Others can disagree with you and that doesn’t have to diminish your perspective. Being able to accept differences that you can’t celebrate is a virtue that will get you out of lots of trouble this month.

 

 

LEO

July 23–Aug. 22

The start of July is an excellent time for doing dream work, as your subconscious is grappling with something that your conscious mind would rather not deal with. Take heart, Leo; you must be brave to honor your feels consistently—and the people you love deserve your consistency. On the 20th Mars enters your sign and that will give you the boost you need to assert yourself, but won’t do too much for introspectiveness. Make time for self-reflection before the New Moon in your sign on the 23rd. It’s going to require you to clarify your values and have them well reflected in your actions, even if it’s complicated. This year is rare in that we have two New Moons in your sign (the next will be the Great American Eclipse on August 21st). Step up to this powerful opportunity for emotional embodiment, my love.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23–Sept. 22

Beware of enticing people from your past coming back around with the Full Moon on the 8th, Virgo. It’s on you to take care of your heart; if you chose not to remember why things didn’t work out the first time around, you’re just asking for trouble. The first half of this month is likely to bring up passions in all senses of the word—expect it to be hot and bothered, either really creative or really destructive. This is not the time to phone it in and jump in headfirst without considering the consequences. Love is a healing force, but lust isn’t. Make sure if you’re gunning for the latter, you don’t pay more than it’s worth.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23–Oct. 22

Don’t worry so much about what others think that you ignore what’s going on in your own sweet noggin, Libra. This month, events will challenge you to own your perspective, but if you’re so focused on what everyone else is doing, that’s not gonna be possible. The Full Moon on the 8th is going to bring a lot of intensity to your personal life, and then it’s going pretty much continue through the 21st. Don’t patently avoid conflict; sometimes it’s totally necessary to clear the air and get to the truth. Chose your battles and your tactics wisely, because the consequences of your actions now will be felt for a long time to come.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23–Nov. 21

You have a bad reputation for being the Honey Badger of the zodiac, but in truth you really do care, Scorpio. The trouble is that you feel things so intensely that you can either shut down or come on too hard when emotions are high. Do your best to temper your reactions this month. That may require you to be a little more careful about the amount of time you spend with people—even those you love—so that you can do the things you need to do to be the best version of yourself. If conflicts emerge, be gentle with your anxiety levels, and beware of defensiveness. Some things are worth fighting for, and some things are better left alone.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22–Dec. 21

Love isn’t all about being swept away; it takes time and effort. It’s easy to get distracted—there’s always so much going on! The problem is that if you don’t keep track of your commitments, you end up hurting people, no matter how innocent the mistakes feel. This month, it’s time to get organized. Catch up on your emails, arrange your calendar, and make sure you’re not overcommitted. Make sure that when you show up for others, you’re all in, and if you need time for yourself, be clear and communicative about it. Take care of the basics of your love life and let it flourish from there, Sagittarius.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22–Jan. 19

There is so much going on for you this month that you need to be on your very best behavior, or you’ll get in all kinds of trouble, Capricorn. Your ego is in overdrive for the first week of this month, and that can turn you into a real pain in the buns if you’re not careful. Be as generous to others as you want them to be toward you. The Full Moon in your sign on the 8th is going to bring up feelings that you’ve been repressing, so know that dramas that emerge around this day have been a long time coming. Make sure that your impulse to be the biggest and the best with your goals doesn’t have a corrosive impact on your personal life. Seek balance this month, my love.

 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20–Feb. 18

The New Moon in your relationship house on the 23rd marks the start of something special. This doesn’t necessarily mean that you’ll meet someone new, but you might, and if you do, it’ll be hecka intense. Relationships that begin this month or next will play an important role in your development, so be on your very best behavior, my love. You may find yourself getting extra irritable from the 20th onwards; the best way to channel this energy is into activities that require a lot of effort, that make you sweat (if ya know what I mean), or that you can power through. Be open to surprises this month, Aquarius.

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19–March 20

Creativity, love, and sex can transform your life or make you feel 50 shades of crazy this month. You may find yourself overwhelmed by other’s needs and not sure how to not get consumed by them, or you may find yourself in the throws of an all-out obsession. The time has come for you to take ownership of your limits and desires, and assert them firmly but kindly, my love. When you water down the truth, you’re basically saying that you don’t trust the other person to handle you. It’s time to face facts, even if they’re messy. The New Moon on the 23rd is going to give you a break from all of this intensity; use it as your time to prioritize self-care and to clarify where you’re at.

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💖 Love Horoscope June 2017

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Written originally for Glamour

 

ARIES 🖤
March 21–April 19

Your impulses are going to be tested all throughout June, so it's important that you get your head on straight. Honor your self-care practices and your feels without asking others to validate them. Your sign loves attention, and that's OK—unless it's coming from a blindly self-preoccupied place. In that case, you're acting from a place within yourself that can't be satiated by anyone but you. Get right with your insides so that you don't ask for more from your relationships than is healthy. This month is going to bring all kinds of chaos to your love life if you're not careful, so watch what you say. You're entitled to all of the love in the world, but demanding it from others won't work out well for you. Practice having patience and self-reflection, my love.

 

 

TAURUS 🖤
April 20–May 20

You need your friends, Taurus. There's a singular kind of support and perspective that your platonic loves can yield, and now they need something from you: a bit of TLC. This month may have you facing some problems with your friendships, but it's nothing that you can't bring to healing with your heartfelt presence. You may need to refine your listening skills, especially around the 13th when it'll be way easier to tune out. Even when you don't see things the same way as someone else, you can always listen and be present for the other person's experience. It's OK to stand on different ground, even as you're standing with someone. Love isn't agreeing about everything; it's sticking around for the sticky stuff.

 

 

GEMINI 🖤
May 21–June 21

It's easy for you to get so caught up in your interests that you end up scattered and off. This month you need to make some choices so that you can be more effective with your energies, Twin Star. Whether you're off your self-care game, haven't shown your crew the love they deserve, or have forgotten to give your sweetie some much-needed attention, your work is the same: Show up. From the 12th to the 20th, you're likely to feel really messy, and that's when your relationships can fall through the cracks. If you can't be there for someone who needs you, that's OK, but don't ghost them. Own your limitations so that they don't actually limit you, my love. If you don't, it'll feel like everyone is coming for you in the last week of June. Devote yourself to the things and people that you care about, Gem.

 

 

CANCER 🖤
June 22–July 22

The Moon is New in your sign but once a year, and it's happening on the 23rd, Moonchild. This is a powerful opportunity to get in touch with your innermost personal life and to take stock of what is (and isn't) working for you. There's likely to be lots of growth and opportunity for drama leading up to that event, so get ready, love. From the 2nd through the 18th, there's so much going on in the sky that it's likely to impact all of your emotional relationships. Beware of projecting your issues on everyone else, and be willing to listen without defensively planning your rebuttal. You can lie to yourself or others, but that only keeps you stagnant, and ain't nobody got time for that. Step up and confront the dank dynamics in your life this month.

 

 

LEO 🖤
July 23–August 22

Confrontation has such negative connotations, but it's a powerful tool. You've been dealing head-on with your ego in recent months, and your work isn't yet over, Leo. It's time to figure out what your boundaries are. It's easy enough to have rules: You're strong enough to hop into the ring with the best of them if you've been crossed. But how do you protect yourself and what you love without going into battle? Reconsider your fears and your worst-case scenarios, and then step forward. All you have to do is be honest, firm, and direct—no gimmicks or games needed. You can't control how others respond and you shouldn't even try. This month, you just need to keep your side of the road clean, my love.

 

 

VIRGO 🖤
August 23–September 22

Can you tell the difference between your anxieties and your instincts' telling you that something is wrong? The days leading up to this month's Full Moon in Sagittarius on the 9th will kick up a little bit of both, and the best way for you to handle it is with your discerning mind, Virgo. You need to manage your inner world in order to really show up in your relationships. This month may bring you some mixed messages in your love life, but that doesn't mean that things are bad. Don't assume the worst when you don't understand what's going on! Find ways to calm yourself down enough to figure out what's real and what's narrative. There's no need for you to isolate yourself as you do this, either. Reach out to your fam for some much-needed perspective this month.

 

 

LIBRA 🖤
September 23–October 22

Seeking the truth is a noble cause, but sometimes it's futile. While something is true for you, it may not be true for someone else. If you can't accept the very real differences between you and others, you'll feel out of balance this month—especially from the 15th onward. You are likely to be in a battle with your own anxieties, and the worst thing you can do is seek to make people agree with you in an effort to prove to yourself (or them) that your perspective is accurate. You have a right to your feels, but not to making people agree with them, Libra. For healthy and sustainable relationships, validate your own sweet self and find healthy compromises with others this month.

 

 

SCORPIO 🖤
October 23–November 21

While everyone else is scrambling to handle the intense energies that this summer is bringing, you're in your comfort zone, Scorpio. The astrology of this month is calling you to let go, and you're an old pro at that. If you've been trying to make sense of what other people are doing (or not), then it's taken you off-course. You don't need to know what's motivating others, but you do need to understand what's driving you to stay in the dynamics you're in and handle them as you have been. Honor your feels by taking responsibility for them. Freedom comes from having options, so remember yours. You're very likely not a victim or without recourse, so even if you don't love your choices, be strong enough to make the best ones available to you.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS 🖤
November 22–December 21

The Moon is full in your sign but once a year, and it's always a big deal, so on the 9th you can expect to be full of feels. This whole month is going to trigger big emotions for you, as there's lots of activity in your relationship house, 'Tarius. This can be great for attracting new people into your life, but if you do, expect those new folks to play an intense role moving forward. Don't hide in your relationships, and let them be a vehicle for transformation instead. You shouldn't have to know where things are going to show all the way up. Determine how you feel and what you want, even if it feels like a huge risk, my love.

 

 

CAPRICORN 🖤
December 22–January 19

Your emotional self-care needs to be your top priority this June. No matter how compelling it may feel to take care of work or even to manage your relationships, you'll end up just tending to the presentation of your issues instead of their roots. The little day-to-day things that you do to check in with yourself and make sure that you're doing all right are really important—they are the foundation of all that you love because they dictate how much energy you have for connecting with others. This month, your inspiration should come from that image they show you on airplanes of the lady putting the oxygen mask on herself before she assists anyone else in an emergency. Love yourself and loving others becomes easier, Capricorn.

 

 

AQUARIUS 🖤
January 20–February 18

Love is a process, so let it unfold. Venus enters Taurus on the 6th, and that can be low-key annoying for you, Aquarius. This month you find yourself agitated by things people do, or the way they do them. This makes it a kind of a hard time for first dates if they're structured, but it can be great for spontaneous meetings. The trick is that you need to get out of your own way. If you're too focused on what you want, you'll see only evidence of its absence. Let your fortunes reveal themselves to you slowly, even if you find that maddening. Nothing needs to be perfect now, or even tomorrow. Learn about what makes you tick from the very things that bug you. Everything can be leveraged into a growth opportunity if you're looking to see it that way.

 

 

PISCES 🖤
February 19–March 20

If you feel as if you're being pulled in so many directions that you don't know what to do, that's because you are. You need to prioritize, Pisces, and that's hard to do when everything feels equally important. This month you may have to put love on the back burner while you catch up on the rest of your life, but that can bring up its own problems. Don't ghost the people you love, because they'll come around with hurt feels that you will feel compelled to care for—even if you don't have the time or energy to do so. Let others take care of you! Ask directly for what you need, and then allow yourself to enjoy the gifts you're offered. It's not selfish to accept gifts that are freely given. Be receptive to them, sweet one.

 

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💖 Love Horoscope May 2017

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originally written for Glamour

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

The moment you feel like jumping out of your own skin is exactly when you need to calm TF down, Aries. This month can bring you exciting shifts in your love life, or it can just make you want to pick fights. What you feel entitled to say around the 9th may come back to haunt you between the 18th and the 26th. If your self-care game isn’t on point, you’re likely to feel the worst of this, so before you act out, get yea to the gym, shrink, yoga mat, or wherever you find your calm, my love. If you’re centered and a little bit lucky, this month will bring you chances to deepen your intimacies. Own what you’re choosing to consent to, lover.

 


TAURUS

April 20-May 20

The Full Moon on the 10th is going to hit you in your relationship house, Taurus. This only happens but once a year, and it’s totally a big deal. Take stock of what you’re feeling in your closest relationships – not what you think of them, not what seems practical – what you actually, truly, feel. This is a chance to get emotionally present with yourself that you should totally grab onto. By the time the 24th rolls around, you’ll be confronted by the truth of your feels anyway, in what could be a kinda dramatic development in your relationships. Honor your feels, even if they require that you look at some scary emotions. 

 

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

If you’ve been phoning in your relationships and going through the motions, you’re likely to find yourself hecka agitated this month. Mars is in your sign for all of May, and this can be really great or really annoying news, depending. Mars wants you to mobilize, or it’ll get easily agitated. Moving your relationships forward requires you to be present in them though. Show up, Twin Star. Confront the good, the bad, and the awkward because you now have the energy to make the most of it all. The New Moon on the 25th in your relationship house is likely to bring up a deeper sense of connection between you and others; it can even signal the start of something new. Be here for it all.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

The kindness you show others is important, Moonchild. If you allow your friendships to fall by the wayside when things are sunshine and rainbows, how can you reasonably expect them to be there for you when they feel like they’re falling apart? You’re going to have to deal with some important matters of the heart in the second half of the month, and you’ll need your support system in place for it. Work on being a good listener this month. Whether it’s with bae or with your sister, your challenge now is to be able to hear where others are at without making it about you. Everyone gets to have their own feels; hearing someone else’s doesn’t have to cancel yours out. 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Who do you count as family? The Full Moon on the 10th is going to bring up all kinds of feels around your sense of connection and make you hecka emo about your place in the world. If you’ve been holding it together instead of leaning on loved ones, this may make you feel really lonely, Leo. You need people, not just to be an adoring audience (as nice as that is!) but to share of your real self with. Just because you can make others think you feel okay, that doesn’t mean you actually do. Work on expanding your willingness to be vulnerable with others. It’s totally worth it, my love.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Sometimes you’ve gotta let go, Virgo. If you’ve been holding on to a fantasy of who you are or where you’re at, you’ve probably been feeling pretty dank about yourself lately. Sometimes you need to feel bad to have that confrontation with reality that the Universe has been waiting on you to have. Around the 11th, watch out for illusions shattered. Be willing to see things as they really are so that you can assert the appropriate self-care. By the time the Venus square to Pluto on the 25th rolls around, you want to be in a position to know what to keep and what’s better gotten rid of. Get real so you can move on.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

This month is likely to bring you all kinds of surprises, so strap yourself in and get ready, Libra! People are unpredictable and at times confusing, so here’s a pro tip for managing their meshagas: don’t. You don’t have to understand where anyone else is coming from, only how you feel about it. You don’t need to know what they’re going to do next because that’s a distraction from your own choices. Don’t concern yourself so much with what others are or aren’t doing that you lose sight of what’s heartfelt and true for you. Relationships are a call and response game, and it’s on you to figure out where you truly stand.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Get ready, Scorpio! On the 10th is your one time a year that the Full Moon is in your sign, and that’s a big deal for your super-sensi heart. Make use of this emo shift by taking stock of how far you’ve come in the past twelve months. Your emotional wellness is an ever-shifting landscape, and the more awareness you bring to it, the healthier and more beautiful it’ll be. Illusions will be intensified around this week, so if you are all of a sudden feeling like a smitten kitten with someone that you never liked before, or if you’re all of a sudden feeling hella over bae, try not to take your feels at face value. But don’t worry – by the end of the month, things will even out. You don’t need things to work out quickly; you need them to work out right.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Loving yourself is an inside job, but the real test emerges when you get around other people. Are your boundaries weak, or are they rigid? This month, you’ll need to follow-through with what you know to be healthy for you, even when it’s complicated or awkward. Your relationships are going through a bit of reorienting that reflects the big changes you’ve been going through. For best results, don’t be so quick to react; take stock of whether you’ve clearly communicated where you’re at and what you can or can’t do. Give your honies a chance to keep up with you before you decide that they can’t. Pace yourself for the win.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

If you can get out of your own way, you can experience a greater love than what you’ve yet known, Cappy. The ways in which you protect yourself are admirable, but when you put up shields when you’re not in any actual danger, you aren’t making things safer. Check in with the walls you’ve built around yourself, and make sure that they’re keeping you safe and not isolated. You don’t have to trust that others will always be cool, but you do have to trust yourself. If you know that you’ll take care of you in dodgy situations, it’s OK to take those emo risks.

 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You don’t have to want to be all lovey dovey or married and buried, Aquarius. You get to want to be alone, or to be in any kind of relationship structure that appeals to you. What you do need is to be clear about what you’re here for and to make sure that you’re participating in the kinds of relationships that work for your truest self. The Full Moon on the 10th will bring up some intense feels about where you’re at in your closest connections – don’t make light of it. Commit to cultivating the kind of self-understanding that allows you to attract the situations and dynamics that make you happy, my love.

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

When you start saying no or even just changing, it’s easy for the people who you’re closest to, to feel threatened. It’s normal, but that doesn’t mean that you have to indulge other people’s feelings, Pisces. Be ready for the real-life impact of changes you’ve been working on for months. Don’t get all people-pleasy when things get intense; stand your ground when it feels important because if you lose someone for being honest, you never had them at all. From the 25th though to the 29th, be extra mindful with your reactions. If you’ve mislead people to believe that things were OK when they weren’t, you may have to take responsibility. Own your part and build from there this month.

 

XO

💖 Love Horoscope: April 2017

horoscope originally written for Glamour

 

ARIES

MARCH 21-APRIL 19

From the 6th through the 14th you’re in for it, Aries! It’s the final days of Venus Retrograde, and if you haven’t aligned your actions with your values, you’re likely to be feeling the pressure. Don’t react with defensiveness to other people’s perceptions of you unless you’re down for a fight. If you know what you are, you also know what you’re not; you don’t need justify your actions, but you’re gonna want to if they weren’t true to you. The full Moon on the 10th will kick up relationship dynamics, which you can totally manage if you’re on your game but will send you into a tailspin if you’re off it. Don’t freak out! Just let the complicated stuff point you towards what you need to work on, lover.

 

 

TAURUS

APRIL 20-MAY 20

When Mercury goes Retrograde in your sign on the 9th, you’ll have the double whammy of your ruling planet, Venus, and the planet of communication, Mercury, making you feel all kinds of awkward. This is a great time for reviewing your relationships, and I suggest starting with a little place called you. If you’ve been choosing relationships and dynamics in your life that consistently make you unhappy, there must be something else you’re getting from the situation. Investigate your unconscious motives towards yourself, Taurus. You can expect some discord in your friendship world around the 8th and then around the 21st; don’t lash out before looking at how your participation has affected things. Love is an action, and it’s all about process, not perfection, my love.

 

 

GEMINI

MAY 21-JUNE 21

There’s what you think about your relationships, and then there’s how you act; there’s what you intend to do for your self-care, and then there’s what you actually do. These two things are meaningfully connected, and this Venus Retrograde cycle (over on the 15th) is likely to have illuminated those connections for you. Just in case you’re not sure about the links between how you take care of yourself and the interpersonal connections that you have, Venus is down to teach you one big lesson on the 8th and then again on the 21st when it squares Saturn. Be prepared to deal with things as they really are, Twin Star. If you don’t like it, there’s no time for change like this very moment.

 

 

CANCER

JUNE 22-JULY 22

Your work/life balance is hecka up this month, Moonchild. Take some time to make sure that you’re not too burnt out to feel the love that’s in your life because you totally deserve to experience your sweetest of feels. When Mercury goes Retrograde on the 9th, it’s your time to review your relationship to your big-picture goals and how you’re living up to them. If you’ve been caught up in the grind, you haven’t been honoring your true nature – you’re a lover, my friend. Don’t just run blindly out of the fear of scarcity; go towards security and the things you most want. If you can get what you want in life, then your job is to want the right things.

 

 

 

LEO

JULY 23-AUG. 22

This is the end, Leo. You may have let go a while back or you may need to do that now, but no matter what you’ve done in the past, it’s time to create the kind of closure that gives you peace. No one can tie up your feels for you – it’s a job for only you, no matter how tempting it is to make your wellness conditional on the will or actions of others. When you let go of the past, you are able to be open to the limitless potential of your future. As always, the Full Moon on the 10th is an excellent time for resolution of all kinds, but if you can’t get it done then, the New Moon on the 26th can support you in being open to life on the other side of where you’ve been.

 

 

 

VIRGO

AUG. 23-SEPT. 22

How you treat your relationships is a matter of great consequence. Whether you have a tendency to withhold or to give too much, it’s kinda the same thing because in both cases you’re not being true to yourself, my love. This month will test you by bringing IRL consequences to the dynamics that you’ve consented to participating in. Whether or not the other person is at fault, it’s only your choices and actions that you need to concern yourself with. On the 8th and then again on the 21st you’re likely to be confronted with the need for change. Step up to the challenge of long-developing tensions with all the TLC you’ve got, Virgo.

 

 

LIBRA

SEPT. 23-OCT. 22

Something or someone exciting may come through your life around the 7th, so get ready! The truism easy come, easy go should be observed, but take a chance, Libra! The Full Moon on the 10th is in your sign, and it’s a great time to spend alone, getting serious about your relationship to your own sweet self. This is a great moment to catch up with all the changes you’ve been facing and just be with it. Mercury, the planet of friendship and communications, will go Retrograde on the 9th and hit your relationship house on the 21st. You can only effectively express where you’re at if you know where that is; get yourself together before you tend to your interpersonal connections this month, lover.

 

 

 

SCORPIO

OCT. 23-NOV. 21

Love isn’t always fun. The more you like someone, the more you have to lose, and that’s scary and awful and enough to shut a good Scorpio down. Instead of protecting yourself from potential calamity, align yourself with the truth. Every light casts a shadow; don’t fear the shadow, my love. Step into the rough spots, and practice tolerance and compassion so that you can heal what’s hurting. Cultivate a lasting love life by letting the flow of your life direct you towards what needs attention. The New Moon on the 26th in your relationship house is an excellent time for new beginnings and a great reason to clear out your fears and let the light in.

 

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

NOV. 22-DEC. 21

When Mercury goes Retrograde on the 9th, it’ll make it easy for you to get so wrapped up in work that you forget about the little things. Commit to upping your self-care game this month, especially if it can include cleaning up your diet or exercise. Who and how you love are ongoing choices to make, and they’re a reflection of what you value enough to follow through on. Check in with your actions to make sure that it for reals reflects what you care about. When someone you care about is upset, it’s your turn to listen, not to defend yourself, Tarius. The Venus square to Saturn that will hit on the 8th and the 21st may be a bit humbling, but it’s just an opportunity to learn something.

 

 

 

CAPRICORN

DEC. 22-JAN. 19

You wanna stay home and tend to yourself, but the world keeps calling you out, Cappy.  It’s time for you to put your money where your mouth is and stand up for what you believe in. This month’s astrology wants you to live with greater balance and more authenticity, and it doesn’t care if it needs to gently nudge you in that direction or if it has to shove you down a flight of stairs to get there. Honor the changes you know you need to make in order to have a higher quality of life. You can receive all the love of the world, but if you don’t love the life you’re providing for your own sweet self, you won’t be able to feel that love. Start with your love for the Cappy within, Puppy.

 

 

AQUARIUS

JAN. 20-FEB. 18

There’s likely to be so much 411 coming at you in the first half of the month that it will be easy to get distracted from your love life – if your love life isn’t the thing that’s doing the distracting, that is. By the time that Mercury goes Retrograde on the 9th, you’ll be ready to start unpacking all the details and locating yourself within them. Don’t allow yourself to react to dynamics without sufficient forethought, Aquarius. How you participate with who you love gets woven into the fabric of that relationship. If you’re single and wanting to get with someone, you may have gotten so wrapped up in your narratives that you stopped really listening. Being surprised is an exciting part of getting to know people; create space for that, wherever you’re at in your relationships this month.

 

 

PISCES

FEB. 19-MARCH 20

You get to have boundaries, even if it’s scary or if it disappoints or inconveniences others. You’re a person, and you don’t need an excuse or a defense for yourself; you do need to honor your limits and needs if you expect anyone else to. If you feel guilty when you say no to others, you need to ask yourself how you feel when you say it to yourself. Relationships are about give and take, and when you decide for others what they get of you, you risk underestimating them or underestimating yourself. It’s not your job to maintain others. Keep your side of the road clean, and let others do the same. If everything falls apart when you stop holding it together, it was bound to do it sooner or later, anyways.

 

 

XO

💖 Love Horoscope :March 2017

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Written originally for Glamour 

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

This month kicks off with hella emo vibes that’re trying to nudge you into making space for self-care. Spend intentional alone time and go on a mini social media cleanse. Try and clear the decks and realign with your values this month. On the 4th Venus goes Retrograde in your sign, and it’ll make you look at your friendships differently. Fight for what you believe in, but know that getting triggered by your gurl is not the same as her coming for you. Don’t project your dank feels about yourself onto the babes that love you most. The New Moon is in your sign only once a year. It’s a fantastic time for heartfelt and fiery new connections. Make sure your relationship is going in the right direction this month or course correct if it isn’t. If you’re not hooked-up, potential is in the air, so get out and make something happen, Aries. 

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!


TAURUS

April 20-May 20

When your ruling planet, Venus, goes Retrograde on the 4th, you’re gonna need to get real with yourself, Taurus. The best way to take care of yourself this month is to get in touch with your values and to make sure that the way you’re living reflects them. Your relationships need extra TLC from you, and the place to start is with your homies. If your friendships have been coasting, you’re in for a rude awakening. Treat the bbs you love with the care that they deserve, no matter how compelling other parts of your life are. Your love life is also in need of maintenance, so here’s a pro tip to do it right: you don’t need to preserve everything. Don’t convince others to like you before you decide if you like them for real. You’ve gotta love yourself first and foremost, sweet one.

Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Your sign has a bad habit of flying too close to the Sun and getting burned up. There’s only so much you can do, Twin Star. If you’ve taken on too much, or given your lover friend more than you can sustain, this month you’re gonna feel the bite. It’s healthy to have limits, and you get into trouble when you make commitments that you don’t make good on. Try to know yourself well enough to know where the wall is before you crash into it. After the 11th is an especially good time for one-on-one friend time or for chilling on your own. No matter how badly you want to rush things along, you need to pace yourself to protect your relationships this month.

 ♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Let the people who love you, know the real you, Moonchild. When the truth is uncomfortable you have a tendency to sidestep it as a way to protect yourself and others from cruddiness, but it doesn’t work. This month you’re on call to show up for the awkward stuff with the people you love. If you want others to show up for you, you’ve got to take risks. The ways that you protect yourself are backfiring because true intimacy doesn’t happen with fake peace, and you want the real thing. Don’t let yourself slip into nicey-nice BS when it’s time to get real, and don’t get real unless you’re willing to listen to how the other person is feeling.

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

You’re in it, Leo. you’ve got to strive to be honest with yourself, or you have no chance of being real with others. How you think about love and who you let into your life continue to be up for reexamination, Leo. Instead of trying to push down your feels and continue down a path that you know isn’t quite right, it’s time for some radical realness. This month it’ll be hard to keep control over things, so don’t even try, my friend.  Show up for the good, the bad, the ugly, and stick around for all of it. If you can’t be genuine with the babes you love, you’ve gotta ask yourself what that love is based on. Be the change that you want to see in your relationships this month.

 ♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

The Moon is full in your sign only once a year, and when it’s your time, it’s important that you take note. The 12th is going to be a heavy and introspective Full Moon in Virgo, and you have the chance to do some real healing, but it’ll take work. It’s time to get out of your own way, Virgo bb. Dissociate yourself from your old stories, and take a fresh look at how you’re participating in your relationships. You may have convinced yourself that things are a certain way, but that doesn’t make it so. Take stock of your actions and whether or not they reflect how you mean to be. To err is human; be humble about your part so you can finally move on.

 ♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

The New Moon on the 27th may bring you an exciting new crush, but nothing much will happen if you don’t put yourself out there, Libra. You're attracting people and dynamics that you’re resonating with – and if you don’t like what you’re getting, then the first thing you need to change is you. Ask your closest loves what they think you actually want; see what you’re putting out there without knowing it, Libra. This can be a time of growth spurts and heartfelt transformation if you let it. Confront uncomfortable truths, and deal with whatever you find. Love only lasts when it’s built on a foundation of a shared understanding of reality. You’re ready to move beyond your limitations. Be brave this month, lover.

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Whether you like it or not, there’s going to be some meaningful movement in your closest relationships from the 11th onwards, Scorpio. Mars will be sitting in your relationship house, and that means that you’re going to push or be pushed my friend. How you’ve been taking care of your emotional health is finally coming around to impact your friendships, and it’s important that you listen with an open mind to what your babes have to tell you. As important as your love life is, it’s essential that you have more going on than just that. Invest in all the people and activities that you love this month for a well-rounded and happy you.

 ♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

You’ve changed. What used to work for you isn’t necessarily a match anymore, and even though it’s awkward, there’s no shame in that. Look out for the change inside your own heart and in your thinking. What used to be chill for you is shifting, and you’d be wise to catch up with it before things move way out of control, ‘Tarius. This month you’re being confronted with how far you’re willing to go in efforts to avoid rocking the boat. We all have to be somebody’s bad guy some of the time, but that doesn’t make you an actual ‘bad guy’. Honor the truth because it’s true whether you want to deal with it or not, Kitten.

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Don’t be scared of change, Cappy. There’s a lot of spikey energy in your relationships right now; be interested in what’s up instead of running away from upsets. Sometimes you’ve got to choose between keeping the peace and being authentic in order to keep your relationships strong. While it’s easy to go for the former at the expense of the latter, it’ll backfire on you in the long run. Cultivate diplomacy that doesn’t change the truthiness of what you need to say, my love. By the middle of the month you may be feeling in the mood for anything but love, but don’t worry, it’ll pass. No one knows better than you that sometimes work comes before play; tend to the heavy stuff and you’ll feel freer for it, this month.

 ♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You don’t get to decide for others whether or not you’ve hurt their feels, Aquarius. People are emo and messy, and don’t always make sense to you, or even to themselves. If you decide that you’re ‘right’ and have all the proof to back that up, that doesn’t change a damn thing. If you care about others, then it’s your turn to listen, not to explain. If you can’t do this, you’ll find that you alienate yourself and convince no one of anything. The New Moon on the 27th will be a great time to reconcile whatever needs healing. Deepen your listening skills leading up till then, and you’ll have peace with the results.

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here!

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Don’t idealize people, Pisces. Even if you think that you’re choosing to see the best in someone, the truth is that if you don’t see the good, the bad, and the ugly, you’re not accepting the all of what they are. This month you’re going to have to confront some reality in your love life that you may or may not want to see. If you don’t like everything about a person that’s OK but you need to be honest with yourself about it. You have the right to stay or go, just don’t lie to yourself or bae about where you’re at and what your heart is saying. Own your feels and the consequences that they yield, my love.

♀Venus is Retrograde all month. Find out what it all means here! 

 

XO

🍿 Pisces Season Feb. 19-March 20. 2017

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

How you feel about yourself is everything. Your inner world is rumbling and needing more attention from you, especially around the Solar Eclipse on the 26th. Listen to your instincts around that time, and if you’re feeling especially uncomfortable in your sweet, sweet bod, let that be a signal that you need to slow down. There’s potential healing energy at play in your life, but you’ve gotta make it happen. Don’t let your fears stop you from confronting your needs, Aries. Set self-care goals, and follow through with them step by intentional step.

 

Social Scene

People like you, and with Venus and Mars in your sign for the first half of Pisces season, you can expect to have a hecka fun fam bam. You can look forward to feeling energized; just don’t waste that energy trying to fix other people, Aries. Your sign is known for being pushy, but that’s just because you’re enthusiastic about getting in there and getting ‘er done! Practice your listening skills this month. If you’re overly preoccupied with your own perspective, you’ll end up pushing people away without even realizing it.

 

Workspace:

If you can pace yourself through your goals, you’ll be able to get hella stuff done this season. Around the 22nd, watch out for feeling frustrated by your circumstances. You’ll get where you want to go more quickly if you can hang back and let others reveal themselves to you. By the time the Solar Eclipse happens on the 26th, you may feel like crawling out of your skin, but keep your cool, Aries. This energy is setting you up to be motivated enough to bust a move. When innovating your next steps, move from inspiration instead of desperation for best results.

 

Love:

Venus Retrograde in your sign from the 4th onwards is an invitation to get deep. How you relate to loving and being loved is up for reflection; evaluate how you’ve been doing and what is or isn’t working for you. This isn’t just about the object of your affections, Aries – what you’re willing to put up with is all you, bb. By the 17th you’ll be ready to have heart-to-hearts that are well thought out and based on realness. Keep it to your Dear Diary and your BFF before you go blabbing your feels, and if you’re single get out there and date, but don’t make any serious decisions before then.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

On the 11th Mars – the planet of getting things done – enters your sign, and that means it’s game-on. You’re going to feel a boost of energy that will make you more aware of your body, and that’s good thing ‘cause your meat suit needs you, Taurus. Energize yourself through the power of movement. Seriously, sign up for a dance class, take a hike, or rent a two person bike (if you know what I mean). Just get outta your head and into your body. Never underestimate the healing power of fun.

 

Social Scene

How you relate to your community is hella up this season, Taurus. The Solar Eclipse on the 26th is going to give you all the feels, and that’s not good or bad, it’s just real. Who you hang out with is a huge part of this, but also your sense of connection to your community and the world at large are all part of your fam too. You’re here in this life, in your life, for a reason. Find people that you can align with who share your sense of purpose, or at least reinforce it. This is the time for a fresh start, so open up to possibility, Puppy.

 

Workspace:

Think big, Taurus. You don’t have to limit yourself by playing it safe this month. The key is to take risks that are either coming from your pure and embodied instincts or that are well-vetted. You may get a serious opportunity around the 2nd, but know that it’s a test of how well you know yourself. Not everything that looks legit is, so make sure that you know what you’re getting yourself into, Taurus. Gossip can getcha if you let it. Ignore heresy and do your own research, especially at the start of March.

 

Love:

The Full Moon on the 12th is kinda gonna be a boner-killer. It’s time to confront the stuff that you’re not happy with, Taurus, and nobody likes that. The thing is that if you don’t deal, you’re basically just investing in the very conditions that make you unhappy. Honor your relationships by showing all the way up for them. You’re ready to confront the role that fear and anxiety are playing in your love life, Taurus. Don’t let them write the script of your love story.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

It’ll be easy for you to run yourself ragged if you’re not careful, Twin Star. There’s a fire in your belly, and if you direct it wisely, you can get hella stuff done; if you don’t you’ll stay up all night obsessing on someone’s IG feed or other stuff that doesn’t really matter. Commit to three things that you can do for yourself this month – maybe you need to drink more water, stop using your computer in bed, or you just need to use the stairs instead of the elevator. It can be small, just make it count, Gem.

 

Social Scene

When Venus goes Retrograde on the 4th, things may get a little funky in your friend world. Be prepared to deal with old relationships that you thought were done. This is a great time to clear out the decks and make yourself clear if you’ve been wishy-washy in the past. You may be feeling especially introspective and drawn toward more alone time, so try to honor it if that’s the case. Don’t go through the motions of your friendships; share your weirdness before you ghost a bish, bb. Your true friends will understand.

 

Workspace:

The Solar Eclipse on the 26th is really exciting for you, Twin Star. This marks an opportunity for you to manifest more of want you want from your work life. If you put yourself out there, you can make plans for your future that are downright inspired – and it’s about time! All possibilities are on the table, bb, and it’s on you to make plans for your future that you believe will make you happy. Use this momentous energy to clarify your vision and start on an action plan to take yourself to the next level this month.

 

Love:

Expect the unexpected this month. Bishes may surprise you by coming or going with so much speed that your neck spins. Don’t hold on to people because of what you thought was between you if the way they’re acting now is hella shady. Things can go in the other, funner direction, too. You may get swept off your feet or have an adventure to brag to your gurls about. In either case, there’s a theme to keep track of, Gem: stay present. For your greatest happiness, don’t obsess on the past or rush off into a yet to be defined future.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

 

Body Matters:

Peppered throughout Pisces season, there’s support for you to get deeper into the wisdom your body holds for you, Moonchild. The truth is that your physical system is a reflection of your soul, not a burden for you to carry or a show for you to perform. What it’s saying reflects back where you’re at on a deep level. This is the time to learn the ways that it communicates and what it’s really trying to say. If you’ve been needing to quit a habit, the Full Moon on the 12th is an extra good time to do it.  Don’t focus on what you’re denying yourself as much as the benefits you’re creating.

 

Social Scene

Close friendships are just like any other love relationships; they take maintenance. This month will bring up all the feels, and if you’re down to get into it with your loved ones, it’ll be intense but ultimately bring you closer together or finally push you apart. The secret to healthy processing is this: only do it with people you trust. If you don’t think a bish is going to show up and be real, it’s not worth it, Moonchild.

 

Workspace:

What’s the point of busting your ass for money? Do you actually feel more secure when you have more, or does your inner hoarder tell you that there’s never enough. The truth is that ‘enough’ is a subjective concept and one that shifts with your circumstances. Don’t place so much value on a number that you forget the actual point: happiness. Maybe you want power, a car, or to be able to buy a bigger butt, but all of that’s because you believe you’ll be happier for it. Get off of autopilot, and realign your actions with your values this month.

 

Love:

Look out for heated conflicts around the 22nd. What you say can’t be taken back, so don’t be mean, Moonchild. Sometimes people are annoying because they’re annoying. Other times, people annoy you ‘cause you’ve been repressing bigger issues, so your agitation comes out at the little things. No matter what side you’re on in the agitation, strive to be real instead of right. Whatever doesn’t get dealt with in February will be waiting for you with the Full Moon on the 12th. Don’t let the messy parts of love stop you from showing up.

 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re willing to be a bit uncomfortable this month, you can make some serious headway in bolstering your relationship to yourself. Whether you need to shift your relationship to how you think about your body or shift an actual health issue, the work before you is clear: it’s time to commit to habits that are expressions of the love you have for yourself, Leo. All real growth requires you to outgrow something; don’t let that stop you from doing what you need to do, darling one.

 

Social Scene

Watch out for gossip ‘cause it can getcha this month. There’s a meaningful difference between talking with the babes you trust about your friends and shit-talking bishes or wishing harm on others. The former is just part of being a person in a community and the latter is just mean-spirited. The line between the two is easy to cross, so watch out, Leo. The world is full of so much BS these days that you need to do your best to not be a part of meanness, even if it’s behind closed doors.

 

Workspace:

You’re a creative force that has so much to offer the world. If your day job doesn’t feed your calling, you may feel like you’re atrophying. It’s time, Leo; time to step into your destiny. That doesn’t mean that you should quit your day job today, but you need a plan. Either change what you’re doing or shift your attitudes to the choices you’ve made. You are a creator and capable of achieving so much. Take steps to get out of your own way and get to work this month.

 

Love:

You’ve got to let go. You’ve been running some fantasies about your love life that need a burst of reality to hit them. Whether you’ve been lying to yourself about how you feel and what you really want or you’ve been making up untrue stories about the object of your affections, the work is the same. In the spirit of Soul II Soul, get back to life, back to reality, Leo. Let yourself be transformed by for real love this month.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Your inner dialogue reflects your feelings about yourself, and that language shapes your thoughts. If you treat yourself in ways that you wouldn’t treat a friend, you know you’ve got a problem, friendo. Your homework this month is to look into the mirror every single day, make eye contact with your meat-suit self, and say three nice things about the way you look. Be a buddy to your body, bb. You’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

 

Social Scene

The New Moon on the 26th is also a Solar Eclipse, and it brings with it some heavy energy. Be ready for secrets to be revealed and bullshit to be unveiled. If you’ve been dishonest with your homies, they may find out, and your best move is to be humble and real with them. If drama is gonna come your way, you may as well get some value out of it – so bring the truth to even the most uncomfortable situations. If you learn something complicated about one of your bbs, be honest with yourself about whether you can let it go or if you need to move on. Honor even your messiest truths, Virgo.

 

Workspace:

If you can avoid the pitfalls of being scattered, this is a great time to explore your options. You are not locked in to what you’re doing, and even if you kind of are, it’s not forever. If you forget to be open to other pathways, you’re missing out. You’re capable of stepping into a whole new phase of your work life, but it’ll take innovation and some risk. Don’t get so caught up in the details that you miss out on the big picture this month. Not being a perfectionist is OK if it allows you room to do other, equally important things.

 

Love:

The Solar Eclipse on the 26th may bring someone exciting into your life, someone you feel like you’ve known before. The thing about fate is that it can feel like you should be with a bish that you’re that connected to, but that’s not how it actually works. Make sure that the curtain matches the drapes – if the curtain is how you feel and the drapes are how compatible you are, that is. The Full Moon in your sign on the 12th will confront you with the sustainability of your heartfelt connections. Pay attention to what comes up around then, Virgo.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. This month will give you opportunities to push yourself to the limit, but that doesn’t mean it’s the best path to take. Use your wisdom to assess whether opportunities are good on paper or actually good for you. Pisces season is an extra important time to protect your sexual health, so wrap it up, hooker. Assert what you need in order to have fun in a healthy way because you’re totally worth it, bb.

 

Social Scene

This month is the time to reinforce your closest friendships or take things to the next level with the babes you have friend crushes on. The stars are strengthening your ability to get close to people and develop loyal and lasting connections that fill you up. You don’t need to map out all the details; all you need to do is reach out and make plans with people. You don’t need to overcome your shyness or be completely happy and chill either; just say F it to your fears and put yourself out there, Libra.

 

Workspace:

Be on the lookout for false starts and people trying to sell you magic beans this month. If an opportunity sounds too good to be true, it probably is, Libra. Have the patience to do it right instead of trying to get ‘er did as quick as possible. Your success is not worth a whole lot if you can’t build on it, and it’s never wise to build on quicksand. Vet your opportunities thoroughly before signing on to anything. If you’re all set at your job, you may simply be feeling extra scattered this month. Don’t worry about it, just compensate by double-checking your work when you feel wonky.

 

Love:

Don’t be surprised if blasts from the past pop up this month, especially after the 4th. If you ended it with someone once, you had a reason, so make sure you keep that in mind, no matter how tempting that person may be. You’re being challenged to trust yourself, and that’s no small feat. Of all the things that could be true, which ones do you choose to believe in? When in doubt don’t make a choice, Libra. It’s OK to wait until you’re certain of what’s right for you.

 

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Beauty is serious business. It’s not just about your steeze or your general aesthetic; it’s a reflection of your values. On the 4th, Venus, the official planet of keepin’ it cute, goes Retrograde in your health house, and that is important news for you. Make sure that the stuff you’re doing to manage how you look isn’t at the expense of how you feel or how your body actually functions, Scorpio. Pretty is as pretty does, but how you feel in your skin is forever.

 

Social Scene

The Full Moon on the 12th is gonna be a platonic boner-killer for sure. You may be feeling lonely around this time or just acutely aware of the very real differences between you and the people you care about. This is a bad time to hide out and avoid your friends, Scorpio; in fact, it’s the moment when you need them most. There’s an important difference between that regenerative space you need to be alone and hiding from everyone who loves you so that you can go into a self-destructive K-hole. Keep it kosher, kid; let your bishes love you.

 

Workspace:

It’s hard to get where you wanna be if you don’t really know where that is. It’s time to clarify your goals. The hard thing about making choices is the danger of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out), so here’s some advice, Scorpio: you don’t have to decide what you’re going to do forever. Move towards small goals that you can achieve and that will support you in getting where you ultimately wanna be. Focus on what you’re moving towards, and have faith that you can always do the other many things that you kinda maybe also wanna do, later on.

 

Love:

The Solar Eclipse brings with it potential for a fresh start, Scorpio. If you’re single, that could mean a new love, so take some risks and put yourself out there this month.  If you’re hooked-up you can achieve something deeper with bae by bringing more to the table. You can have more love in your life if you show up steadily for the people you trust. Be as accountable as you want your loved ones to be. Love is an action word; show it, don’t talk about it, Puppy.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Your body is a MF miracle. No, seriously: it’s a Universe full of organisms. It’s blood and bones, but it’s also your soul’s house, and that’s no small job for it to have. Make this your body appreciation month by writing down in the ‘notes’ in your phone one thing a day that you appreciate about how your physical self functions. Honor the phenomenon that is your carriage in this life by first noticing it and then, with some good old-fashioned TLC, by compensating for the ways in which you feel weak or lacking.

 

Social Scene

There may be some sudden changes in your community this month, ‘Tarius. Beware of overreactions and your tendency to jump to conclusions. Make sure you have the full story before you do much of anything, no matter how right you feel. The truth is that a simple convo can clear things up faster and better than your ability to decipher gossip ever can. Treat others with the same patience and care with which you wish to be treated, my love. Let your friends and the love that they have for you be a balm to soothe your worries (and not the source of them) this month.

 

Workspace:

You can’t control the people around you or the opportunities that are available to you, but you can impact how you handle it all. This month is a great one for seeking balance in your work life. On the Full Moon on the 12th, what’s not working is going to be palatable for you. A change is brewing, and if you can get ahead of it, you’ll be much happier, my friend.  Contemplate what’s working and what’s just meh, Virgo. Clarity is the foundation for any successful action you take.

 

Love:

You’re holding onto the past and yet yearning for something altogether new, and it’s messing with you, ‘Tarius. No matter how much you love someone, when you’re not right with yourself, you can’t properly be all in with them. There are big shifts happening within you, and if you rush past the self-care that you’re being called to do, you’ll be screwing your love life by proxy. Take time to figure out what you want based on your current situation and not fantasy. It’s the only way to take care of your heart, lover.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

It’s easy to compare yourself to people that you’ll never be and to hold yourself to standards that you’ll never be able to embody, but what’s the point? This month you can drive yourself crazy with this kind of thinking, but you’ll only succeed in making yourself miserable. You’re in the skin you're in, period. Find a way to love yourself, Capricorn. You can change and improve your steeze, your hairstyle, and even your waistline, but none of it changes you. Cherish this life and the gifts of your physical existence in the here and now. Your homework is to make changes only from this place of abundance this month.

 

Social Scene

Be on the lookout for miscommunications around the 4th, Cappy. You’re likely to be in a dank frame of mind and expecting the worst. If you’ve been missing your friends or feeling lonely, things may get worse for you this March, but the good part of that is that it’ll motivate you to make some much needed changes. Create time in your busy schedule for being with the people that you can be truly yourself around. Step it up; it’s on you to be the change you want to see in your friendships.

 

Workspace:

Expect a big opportunity to pop up this month, Cappy. Before you go getting too excited, you need to ask yourself if you can even afford to take on something new? If you’re going to add more to your plate, you need to assess whether it’ll compromise what you’ve already got going on or if you’ll need to drop something else in order to make room for it. Strive to create the conditions you need for quality work to flow through you instead of saying yes to every chance you get.

 

Love:

Did you know that the planet Mars governs both fornicating and fighting? Both activities are passionate and visceral and reactive. On the 11th Mars enters your house of play, and if you aren’t having fun, you’re likely to be hella annoyed. If your sexuality has felt offline, this is a great time to reboot yourself, Cappy. Put yourself out there with fiery intention, or expect to find bishes more needy and annoying than usual.

 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

You’ve been burning your candle at both ends of the wick, and it’s finally pushed you to the point of over-it-all. Take care of yourself, Aquarius! You don’t need to overanalyze the need for a break – you just need to take one. Plan on making Pisces a sleeping holiday. Create more time for naps, sleeping in, and enjoying the relaxation one can only get by unplugging and being restful. This is no small task for someone as heady as you are, but it’s totally necessary. Recharge and then get out there and make some noise.

 

Social Scene

You may need to be accountable for things you did a while ago, and that’s not super fun. With the Venus Retrograde starting on the 4th, you can expect to have someone want to talk about something that you thought was done and worked out by now, or you may be the one who wants to dredge up the past. Be open to working things out with the people you love, Aquarius. If it isn’t worth it to you to get into stuff, you may need to get real about what you actually feel about a bish. Confrontation isn’t comfortable, but it leads to the kind of realness you can rely on.

 

Workspace:

You risk losing energy obsessing on what others think and then ultimately coming to terrible conclusions, Aquarius. Instead of rushing to avoid problems, you need to pause and ask yourself what you’re really doing. You’re capable and ready to work, but if you’re being motivated by anxiety, everything will look scary to you. Reach out and ask for help. Whether you need some perspective or for someone to lend a hand, you don’t need to go it alone.

 

Love:

If you’ve been trying to let someone go, the Full Moon on the 12th will give you the push you need to do it. don’t resist pain when it’s the pain of healing, Aquarius. Living in the here and now will allow you to be in your relationship in a new way or to quit your old patterns and create something truly new. History only repeats itself if you let it, so get ahead of your old ways and make room for better loving.

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Pisces! It’s your time, and you deserve all the beauty that life has to offer! Soak it up and enjoy celebrating yourself this month, but don’t forget your needs, my love. There are conditions that make you happy, and then there’s everything else that drains TF outta you. Don’t mess with activities and people that make you feel like crap. Be especially protective of yourself around the 1st and the 17th. If you feel like hiding out on these days, trust the feels. Your body is a reliable informant of your intuition, so treat it with the respect it deserves. 

 

Social Scene

Between the New Moon Solar Eclipse in your sign on the 26th and the Full Moon on the 12th, your love relationships are hella up. This month, how you feel about yourself will be reflected back to you in your friendships and not completely in the ways you’d expect. What you’re willing to put up with is a reflection of your self-worth. If you don’t like how your fam is with you, it’s time to look inside to see why you let people think that their crap is OK. Set some limits ‘cause you love yourself this month, Pisces.

 

Workspace:

You’ve been working so hard that you deserve some recognition, Pisces.  The problem is that you may want it too bad, and that can make others feel pressured, and that won’t actually work in your favor. This month is a good time for networking; the trick to it is not only to make people like you – it’s to allow them to reveal themselves to you. If a person is simply not good at validating others, don’t take it personally when they never tell you that you’re doing well. Don’t define your worth based on what others do or say.

 

Love:

Be careful about jumping to conclusions around the 1st when Neptune is likely to make you feel paranoid or just really weird. The important thing here is not to project your dank feels onto other people, Pisces. The Full Moon on the 12th will bring to the surface something that you really need to deal with, making the March half of Pisces season really important for your lover life. Be forthright in your relationships this month so you can trust your perceptions and actually feel the love that people have for you.

 

XO

🍿 Aquarius Season Jan. 20-Feb. 18. 2017

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

With self-indulgent and spontaneous Venus and Mars in your first house from the 29th onwards, it may be tempting to eat bonbons on the couch and tell other people how to live this month. Don’t do it! Use this energizing shift to up your steeze and to get active. You have so much energy that needs an outlet, and the worst thing you cold do is to waste it on criticism and anger. Channel what you’re feeling into life-affirming actions that move you forward, Aries.

Social Scene: 

Watch your mouth, Aries! If you’re not careful, you’ll say things around the end of January that you can’t take back but that you wish you could. It’s easy for you to drop some truth without considering who it might hurt. Even if you mean no harm by it, stop and think before you speak or tweet incendiary shit, and generally try to avoid putting others down this month. The eclipse has got everyone extra sensi, and while you don’t need to take care of how everyone else is feeling, you don’t need to poo on them, either.

Workspace:

Don’t take the bait; if someone pulls petty moves with you, the worst thing you can do is to respond. You don’t need to justify or defend yourself to people who you already know won’t get it, Aries. When you feel upset at work, you’re not at your most strategic, and that’s no good. Get your head in the game, my friend, especially around the end of January. This month will bring with it potential for big stuff; it may be potential for something great or just a huge pain in your ass, so be clear-headed before you open something up that you can’t close back up again. 

Love:

You’ve been holding on to helluv old baggage, Aries. What other people think or do is not really about you – how you respond to those things is the only true reflection of your actual self. The Full Moon Lunar eclipse on the 10th is a great opportunity to get intentional about what (or who) you need to let go of. Whether you need to kick a bish to the curb or finally forgive yourself or someone else for something in the past, it’s time to get serious about resetting your emotional landscape. Love and like are meant to be creative forces; let them transform you this month, bb.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Aquarius Season is the perfect time to get right with your sexuality. Now don’t get me wrong – I’m not talking about the act of sex as much as your own feels and impulses around your sexuality. That’s a thing that's bigger than any lover or fluctuation in your waistline. Your sexuality is not meant to be solely a show or a service -– it’s an embodiment of a huge and meaningful part of your spirit and creative self. Be honest with yourself about where you’re at and what you need, and don’t be scared to do a little field research if you need to ;) 

Social Scene: 

When they’re not the best and greatest, people can be so annoying. It’s time for you to finally deal with your fam. Things have been brewing over the past six months or so, and the Full Moon on the 10th is going to make them spill over if you’re not careful. Just because you love and trust a person doesn’t mean that you won’t have to have some hard heart-to-hearts now and again. Make sure you’re not being passive-aggressive because it’ll backfire on you and your interests in the long-term, Taurus.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 27th of January is a great time to realign your self with your goals. If you’ve gotten caught up in the details of your game and forgotten about the main point, use this energy to close the gap. You’re in a solid place to build from as long as you don’t let the little things get in your way. There are the tasks you need to complete to attain your goals and then your big picture goals themselves; have the wisdom to not get the two twisted, Taurus.

Love:

The thing about feelings is that they add colour to everything, and sometimes no one can see the shades you see quite like you see them. We’re in eclipse season, and feels are running high. Your job is to allow yourself or your bae to have whatever emotions are up without going on a fixing spree, Taurus. Sometimes feelings just are, and they don’t need to be broken down and mastered. It’s OK if you feel confused or scared, just don’t rush past those feels to get to a safer place; your greatest happiness will come out of the messiness, not in spite of it. 

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Finding balance is not like finding the bus stop; it’s not a single location that you arrive at and then: voila! You’re healed! No, inner peace is a shifting location within you that needs consistent attention and care from you, Twinny. The only way to be able to attain the emotional and mental state that you want is through your meat suit, TBH. Use your bod as the tool that it’s meant to be for connecting you to the present moment. You don’t have to be in control, you just have to participate, my love.

Social Scene: 

There’s likely to be lots going on for you socially this month, and how good that feels kind of depends on you. If you’ve been investing in the kinds of friendships you need over the last six or so months, you’re likely to have a great time this season. Shit may go down in your crew, but it’ll bring you closer to people instead of pull you apart. If you’ve been skimming the surface or hanging with bishes you don’t really trust, this eclipse season is going to make that really uncomfortable for you. Don’t deny and shut down; learn from what feels bad, Twin Star.

Workspace:

There are ways that you assert what you need that aren’t working for you, Twin Star. That’s not to say that you’re supposed to talk more, mind you. It’s eclipse season, and that means that you’re on alert to take stock of how you’ve been relating to and communicating the truth. There’s no one way to speak your mind, but if you’re being honest with yourself, can you say you’ve been saying what needs to be said? You're unlikely to get where you want to be if you don’t point yourself there. Ask for help in equal parts to how heartily you help yourself this month.

Love:

A great way to get into trouble this month is to run at the mouth, Gemmy. Not everything that you think needs to be said, especially to your beloved. This is a good time to crack out the Dear Diary, especially in the first half of Aquarius Season; you need to work out your thoughts about your lover life, and doing that with your love may make you more confused. Instead of seeking answers from the surface, dig deep into your own motivations and feels to find a truth you can work with, lover.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

Changing your body from a place of self-hate doesn’t work. I mean, it works, but not for long. Satisfaction with your physical self doesn’t come from obsessing on what others think and trying to fit a mold. It comes from health. Being healthy within your bod is not about not being sick, either; it’s about having the strength to love yourself through the ups and downs of your physical existence. You were not put on this earth to be accepted by others, Moonchild. You’re here to accept and love yourself. Get to it. 

Social Scene: 

You’re crew is alright, but your deep friendships may be traveling a bit of a rocky road right now. Confront the things that feel off, but beware: there’s what you need to say to your Dear Diary, and then there’s what you need the other person to hear. One sounds like accusations: "you’re self-involved and you never ask me about me”, and the other like something your pal can work with: “I feel sad because I haven’t been sharing as much about what’s going on with me as I would like to, and it’s making me feel less close to you”.

Workspace:

If you’ve fallen out of step with what you value, this Full Moon on the 10th is gonna knock you on your backside, Moonchild, and it won’t be pretty. Your feelings are hella important (duh), and if you’ve been ignoring them to pursue work that you think you ‘should’ be doing, the feels are gonna catch up with you this season. Life is full of compromise, and that is what it is; what you’ve got to keep up with is where you’re at and what you need regarding the concessions you're making. Don’t throw attitude for lies you’ve been telling yourself. Catch up with reality, and adjust yourself as needed. 

Love:

Be on the lookout for aggression and defensiveness at the end of January, Moonchild. You’re not going to get very far in your love life if you can’t tolerate your own emotions. It’s not that you can’t as much as you don’t want to, especially when you feel guilty or wrong-headed (AKA when you most need to). If you lash out at this time then not only will you be creating drama with a life of it’s own, but you’ll be missing a golden opportunity to garner a deeper understanding of your own vulnerabilities. Honor your feelings without picking fights that no one will win.

 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Everything’s coming to the surface, Leo. You can pretend that things are cool when they’re not, but that doesn’t make it so. Your bod is likely to act out with the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 10th. Instead of treating it like a thing that needs to be managed, attempt to nurture TF out of your BFF (body friend forever). When your system requests something of you, really listen to what it’s asking for. Even if you manage to elude yourself now, there’s another eclipse coming for you at the start of Pisces Season. Nurture your needs, even if that slows you down, Leo.

Social Scene: 

There’s a great flow in your social life that you’re likely to be taking advantage of. The trick is to not create a set of surface relationships with people that don’t really get you. When things get real, which they inevitably do, you need babes around you that can read you, Leo. Take emotional risks with at least one friend this month. Go deeper than your comfort zone would permit and share something real this month, even if it’s hella awkward. Embrace the transformative power of friendship. 

Workspace:

You’re excellent at reacting to things with strength, but that’s not the same as enacting what’s right. You may have gotten caught up in responding to the pressures around you so much that you’ve fallen out of step with what you really, really want, Leo. Take a step back from your deadlines and dramas, and ask yourself what the point of it all is. Your life is yours, so don’t live it for anyone else. Make changes if you need to this month.

Love:

Someone new is likely to enter your life with the New moon on the 27th, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’ll be romantic. The thing about love is that it doesn’t have to be sassy to be healing. Romantic love is hot, but platonic love can be just as deep and transformative. Whether you hear a song that hits you on a soul level, you get extra deep with your sweetie, or you connect with a friend in a new and more real way, be open to deepening your relationships this month. Let in the light of love, Leo.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

 Body Matters:

There’s no amount of coffee that will pull you out of the daze you're in, Virgo. There’s a hella emo Full Moon Lunar Eclipse happening in your house of the subconscious on the 10th, and it’s gonna make you feel a little like you’re sleepwalking this month. It’s like your insides are trying to get your attention, and they’re throwing you off your regularly programmed game in order to do it. Get deep sleep, meditate, take baths or solo walks – basically whatever you can to stay in your body while creating the space for your inner self to emerge.

Social Scene: 

Being great at hiding your feels from others may be your hidden talent, but it won’t take you far. Your feelings are bubbling within you, and if you don’t share them with the babes you trust you just may burst. This month, nothing will force you to break that habit of so carefully curating how you present yourself to your friends, but gurl: it’s time. Vulnerability is a strength; it’s an essential part of courage and the creative process. Stop trying so hard to protect others from seeing yours. 

Workspace:

You are only as good as your word. When your conditions are stressful, try to focus on what you’re choosing and why. This will help you to stay right with yourself, and that’s what it’s all about, Virgo. Instead of concerning yourself with what’s fair or unfair, just focus on whether you're acting in accordance with your integrity or not. If you give your word, it’s on you to follow through, even if you realize that the people you gave your word to suck. If you let yourself get defensive in your work life, you’ll only end up screwing yourself more than anything else.

Love:

It’s easy to talk around the hard stuff in efforts to keep the peace, and in truth, that strategy works a lot of the time. The problem is that it also inhibits real intimacy. The only way for someone to know if you’re being real with them is if they can trust you to tell the truth when something is wrong. If you’re reserving your ‘best self’ for others then you’re not coming forward with your true, sometimes messy self. Get real and show up with your whole self, Virgo.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

This month is a great time for healing, but it won’t happen without effort on your part. Wherever you put your energy, conditions there will expand, and that’s only a good thing if you’re taking stellar care of yourself, Libra. Bring it back to basics and focus on drinking enough water, eating right, getting those REMs, and remembering to breathe. The most simple things are the easiest ones to lose track of, but they’re the foundations to wellness. Manage your foundation, and you make it easier for the rest of you to thrive. 

Social Scene: 

It’s time to step up or step back, Libra. This season will bring you lots of weird people issues to deal with, and it’s important that you prioritize authenticity over accommodation, my love. There’s no right or wrong way to be with your fam because there’s consequences no matter what you do. What you’ve gotta decide is what kind of price you’re willing to pay and under what conditions. Emotions are running high and so you may need an extra minute to parse through your reactions to bishes in order to find your own truth. Take all the time you need, Lovely. 

Workspace:

Sometimes it’s three steps forward, two steps back, and it’s exhausting. That said, it’s likely to actually be for your own good. You feel like you're ready to skip to the next level, and you may be, but also, you’re totally not. If you bring the same old emotional habits and beliefs with you into your new role, what’s different other than the details? Step up your belief in yourself, Libra. Growth and success can be scary (nobody likes change), but you’re ready for it. Get present with all your feels, so you can see what kind of TLC you need on your path to killing it. 

Love:

From the 8th through the 17th is a spectacular time for love. Bring new energy into an old relationship by planning a fun date or even just by being more playful. You might meet someone new, but it’s especially well-starred to do so while doing something you love. So – unless you loooove swiping right – that means you need to get out there and do something that brings you joy, Libra. Improve your life by choosing to spend time doing the things you want to be doing and not just the stuff you think you should.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Find healthy outlets for your feels, Scorpio. There’s nothing that you’ll gain from shutting down around your own experiences, even if they’re very painful. Align yourself with your center of strength, both emotionally and physically this month. Isolate and feel your abdominal muscles as a reminder to stay in the center of yourself, lover. The more present you can stay through the hard stuff, the better.  Don’t let stress knock you out of your body this month, no matter how attractive disassociating seems. 

Social Scene: 

Never underestimate the power of community, my super intense friend. It’s so easy for you to forget that other people have their own point of view because you feel yours so deeply. Make no assumptions and take nothing for granted this month. Everyone is going through their own thing, and if you can have compassion and patience for the ways that you don’t understand why bishes do what they do, you’ll have way more chill in your life. Allow for differences in your friendships – even ones that you don’t understand.

Workspace:

Where you’re going is so important because you’re important. This month is the time to course-correct, Scorpio. You may need to make little tweaks to your work/life balance, you may need to burn it all down and rebuild, or something in between. Take whatever insights you have to heart this Aquarius Season, especially around the Full Moon on the 10th, because they’ve been long developing. You’ve been changing and it’s on you to make sure that your actions reflect those shifts.

Love:

You're ready to start something new, Scorpio. Not all activities are equal; after the 29th you’re on call to take better care of your corporal form. How you look is important (obvi) but it’s not as important as your health. The latter will ebb and flow wildly over the course of time, but the former will take a decided downward direction if you don’t guide it wisely. Kick off a new self-care routine that works this month. Don’t go for perfect – go for sustainable. How you take care of your physical self during this eclipse season will have long-term results, my love.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

When your bod feels like crap around a certain person or when you do a specific thing, you’ve gotta respect that. It may sound kinda hokey, but do you listen to your body, ‘Tarius? The truth is that your material self is always reflecting something back to you of your ethereal self, but you have to truly listen to figure out what it’s saying. Take the time to pause between activities this month so that you can hear what your system is trying to tell you. It’s important that you heed the wisdom of your body, even if it’s telling you something you don’t wanna hear.

Social Scene: 

Your individual friendships need extra love and attention this month, especially around the end of January and again with the Full Moon on the 10th. True friendship requires accountability, and if some things have been swept under the rug these last several months, you’ll be happier if you deal with it before you have to, ‘Tarius. Bishes may be hella intense this month, and you only need to get as involved with that as you see fit. Just don’t default into assuming everything is OK when it clearly isn’t. You don’t have to lament problems, but you should for sure be willing to be part of the solutions. 

Workspace:

You may realize that something you’ve felt pretty sure of over the last half a year or so isn’t working for you at all. Yikes! Instead of defending your position or fighting to maintain your lifestyle, it’s time to get flexible, ‘Tarius. with the Lunar Eclipse on the 10th, be open to insights that shed a whole new light on things, and the effects of these insights will unfold over the next many months to come. Be willing to rewrite your story if it helps you to have more whole and self-appropriate goals, Puppy. 

Love:

What you want has changed, and it’s messing up your flow. Relationships are not meant to be static and unchanging, they are more like the ocean – ebbing and flowing with the Moon. Don’t let temporary upsets direct your connections this month. Look at what you're most scared of, and deal with it directly, even if you’d rather hide under the covers and wait for it to pass. The stuff that’s coming up will make your love life deeper, and if someone can’t stick around for that realness, it’s better to leave them behind.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

You may know what you need to do but not be able to do it quite yet. The problem with having patience is that it forces you to feel the feels that exist in between activity. Yuck. Understanding the relationship between your body feels and your emo feels is essential to sustainable wellness, Cappy. The best life for a goat is one where you’re climbing. Don’t allow yourself to plateau when you have such high hopes, my friend. Listen to your heart, and see what it needs from you. Do your best, but keep on moving forward. Momentum always has this ‘moment’ in it. 

Social Scene: 

This season starts off with some very intense stuff for you, my friend. Instead of going full Detective Latoya on your friends when they upset you, take a deep breath and look at yourself. When you feel badly, you have a tendency to look for answers that will fix your problems before you have a chance to fully understand what’s wrong. Drop into what you’re really upset about before you go picking fights or deciding that the world is against you. If there’s something you don’t get, it’s chill to ask questions; just don’t accuse unless you’re willing to eat crow.

Workspace:

It’s easy to feel swampy when you’ve got too much going on. The Full Moon Eclipse on the 10th is bringing up everything, all at once, and that’s kinda too many feels for a control freak like you to process, Cappy mon Capitan. Go for the juice this month; notice where you have the most energy and flow, and direct your resources there. You’ll find it easiest to create momentum where you already have an organic movement of energy. Invest in what gives you life. It’s wise to work smarter/not harder this month.

Love:

If you’ve been hanging on to resentments, they’re going to boil over and demand to be dealt with, lover. The truth is a messy, sticky thing, and you’ve been working with a version of it that you’ve become quite attached to, but is it totally true? Embrace the complicated parts of how you love, Capricorn. If you’re strong enough to accept all of yourself, you can have a lover who does the same. Let go of the past, and create a future that you really want to live in.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Aquarius! Everyone’s got their own ideas about what the best ways are to get older. Some will tell you that the best way is to fight it, but why fight the inevitable? Embrace your growth. This body is weird and ever-changing; it’s a friend you may wish you could shake sometimes, but it’s here to stay. Take time to reflect on what you feel in your meat suit now that it has taken another trip around the Sun on this creepy planet with you. Aging with grace requires heartfelt self-acceptance.

Social Scene: 

You can party till the wheels come off this month and ignore that annoying voice in your head that says you feel sad, but why? Find balance in your social life, Aquarius. You’re in need of deep and connected friend time, so you can unpack some of the intense feels that are up for you. Make sure to curate quality time with the friends that you trust most. You’re at the precipice of a new year, and if you’re going to avoid the mistakes of 2016, you’re gonna need a little help from your friends, Kitten. 

Workspace:

You may not be able to get ahead of all the things that might go wrong, but that’s alright. Don’t try to control your work life; instead take responsibility for how you approach your goals. The big picture is the only picture you need to focus on this month because you could lose your mind in the details. Affirm your commitment to your path or redirect yourself, but keep it simple for now, even if bishes try and tell you otherwise. You’re an odd one, and that means you’ve got to do things your own way from time to time. Trust yourself, Aquarius.

Love:

Your past relationships are a part of you, and they always will be, but you get to decide what part that is. It’s time to let go of some past relationship that’s been bugging you, Aquarius. You may need to forgive yourself and let go, or you may need to give that kind of grace to another. One thing is for certain – you’ll get nowhere if you don’t move on. If you’re a hooked up hooker, and you’ve been having problems with your honey, it’s on you to make a choice: can you stay or do you have to go? If you’re staying, take responsibility for what that means. Clinging to the past isn’t going to heal it, lover.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

Your shadow self would prefer that you don’t notice it, Pisces. That would mean that you don’t admit to its existence or seek healing for it, but that sucks for you. This season it’s your time to explore your shadow and see what secrets it's been keeping. Integration is essential to your liberation, so even if a truth is hard to reconcile, it’s worth bringing in to your center. Listen to your body as ground zero for your true feels about any given thing. Your meat suit doesn’t exist separately from you – it’s your oldest and most consistent companion. Heed its counsel this month. 

Social Scene: 

Bishes be cray, and that’s just how it is. The trick is to not try to make sense of the crazy because that approach will turn you as cray as the drama you’re trying to avoid. Here’s a Pisces Pro Tip that you don’t want to lose: don’t process with people you don’t trust; the key to unlocking that gem is acceptance. If you accept that your girl is going through a hard time, you don’t have to take everything she does personally, and if you know that someone lies to all their friends, you shouldn’t expect them to be the picture of honesty with you.

Workspace:

You’ve got nothing to prove, Pisces. If you get caught up in a fishy version of ‘keeping up with the Jones’s’, you may succeed or fail, but you’ll for sure lose track of yourself. Don’t let what other people are doing or what they think you should do direct your choices at work or school. It’s only you that has to live with the consequences of your choices! Learn from your past, and know yourself well enough to know when you’re pursuing a course that holds you up versus makes you feel weighted down.

Love:

If you can’t be yourself with your bae or crush, then it’s on you to love yourself enough to walk. Humility is hecka important, but if you get it confused with martyrdom, you’ll end up in relationships that don’t work IRL. Have a strong enough ego to assert your true self, whether it’s received well or not. Your value isn’t based on your popularity or whether or not a fool likes you in this outfit or in that light. You are freaking fabulous as you are, whether everyone else sees it or not.

 

XO

🍿 Capricorn Season Dec.22 2016 -Jan.19 2017

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

It’s a New Year and a dope time to transform your look. Sure it’s fun to change with the seasons, but that’s actually not the point; you have changed, Aries. It’s time that your outsides reflect the drama and fire of your insides. Cut your hair, wear a totally different color pallet, or take a month off of makeup – it doesn’t matter what your steeze is as long as it is true to the you that you’ve become. Just don’t do anything major to your style from the 5th through the 7th; those days are better spent with your Dear Diary than gazing in a mirror.

Social Scene

You may not feel much like socializing on NYE and that’s a boner, but don’t worry about it too much. Just keep your partying on the light side that night, and spend time with babes you trust. The rest of Capricorn season is likely to be fun, so don’t worry that this year is off to a less than dynamic start. Stay connected to the people who hold you up instead of burning yourself out on desperate socializing. You don’t have to waste your precious energy on things you’d rather not be doing; be your own BFF this month.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 28th is a dynamic time for your goals. Connect with people that inspire you or have something to teach you so that you close out 2016 with wisdom, not wistfulness. If you haven’t learned from the successes and hardships of the year, you haven’t been paying enough attention. Honor your need for change, but don’t rush it. 2017 will bring you hella opportunities, but you’ve gotta be able to wisely discern what’s best for you. It doesn’t matter whether a prospect sounds good to anyone other than you. Dare to be hopeful, Aries.

Love:

There’s no room for conservatism now, Aries. If you want love, you need to put yourself out there to get it. This season kicks off with you knowing you can do better than you’re doing, so step it up, ma. Seek the sweetest, realest love, and stop holding on to what you have for fear that there’s nothing better out there. The Full Moon on the 12th is gonna make you hella nostalgic, but you can’t go back in time. Invest in the people and dynamics you truly want, even if you’re super scared that you can’t get them.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

New Year’s resolutions can be cheesy, but this year is a good time to try one.  Set intentions for how you want to take care of yourself because between now and October of 2017 is a fantastic time to transform your health or your relationship to your sweet, sweet bod. Don’t fix what ain’t broken though; know that some things need physical healing, and sometimes what you really have to focus on is how you think about things. Improve upon the perfection that you are, Taurus.

Social Scene

Expect a bit of Full Moon drama on the 12th of January, but don’t worry – it’s more likely to be happening around you then directly to you. It’s an important time to honor your limits with the bishes you love, Taurus. You shouldn’t take on other people’s battles, no matter how righteous they are. You can support your friends by offering a shoulder, but it isn’t wise to get involved because you simply can’t have all the information, especially before Mercury quits it’s Retrograde motion on the 8th. Love and loyalty don’t require you to agree with others or carry their torches for them. Use discretion around other people’s crises this month.

Workspace:

Don’t burn yourself out by taking on more than you need to, Taurus. If you allow yourself to get caught up in because I can, I should style thinking, you’ll find a limitless list of tasks that both satisfy and exhaust you. Take a break and look at what you want to achieve in this productive Capricorn season; make plans that help you pace out your efforts so you can sustain them for the long haul. This month is a great time to try new things and take risks that’d usually make you quake in your booties. Lady luck will lend her magic to your efforts, so put your best out there, bae.

Love:

If your foundations aren’t secure then you’re in for quite a ride this season. The role that scarcity plays in your love life is ripe for you, Taurus. Fear is compelling, and it masquerades as common sense or being “rational” when that’s not necessarily true. The worst-case scenario is not the most reliable one to bank on. It takes audacity to have hope, but you’re a bold bish and if you’re going to fail, you should absolutely do it on the road to an abundant and love-filled life. Don’t let what you fear overshadow what you most deeply desire, my love.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

How you relate to your meat suit is a matter of great spiritual importance. The transition from 2016 to 2017 is coming to you with a crisis of your physical existence, and it’s a great time to take a serious look in the mirror. How you look is important, but it’s also the least interesting and lasting part of what you are. Worry about the engine of this vehicle that you’re driving more than you fret over its paint job, Twin Star. Infuse meaning into your steeze, or deemphasize how much you care about the surface stuff. It’s a New Year and a new you.

Social Scene

Your social life is in a state of flux, and that’s potentially a good or bad thing, depending on where you’re starting from. You’re likely to meet new people or have your friends going through so much change that you’re relationships will have to change as a result. No matter how you cut it, your fam is important to you, but that doesn’t mean it’s static. Be flexible with your friends as needed but not so flex that you feel cruddy about your role in their lives. If you’re open to new pals, go out on friend dates and let platonic love in.  

Workspace:

Not all that glitters is gold, my friend. You’re on call to tell the difference between good opportunities in theory versus in practice. You may get information that inclines you to let go of an old dream or build up a new one. The point is to look under the hood of your goals to make sure you really want what you’re gunning for. You’re in a good place to make legitconnections that’ll help you advance, so use them wisely, Gem. Align yourself with people who inspire and respect you this season.

Love:

What you actually do is more important than what you think. OK, that’s not completely true, but it’s what the truth boils down to in a real-deal love relationship. Thinking that bae is gorgeous but not telling or showing them isn’t great for your love life, my friend. Make sure you’re expressing yourself this month, even if it feels easier to run circles around that brain. Put yourself vulnerably out there so that you can relate to others based on what you feel rather than what you failed to express. Expect romantic consequences to your actions (not your intentions) this month.

 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

When the Moon is full in your sign (it only happens once a year!) on the 12th, get ready to feel all the feels. Pay attention to what comes up for you around this week because it will reveal some deep stuff you feel about yourself that needs dealing with, Moonchild.  Your relationship to yourself requires a bit of work, my love. If you’re not your own BFF, you’ll end up making weird choices that deflate you. Show yourself kindness, especially when you feel bad. 2017 kicks of with a lot of intensity; only you can decide if it’s a creative or destructive.

Social Scene

If you don’t have the kinds of friends that you can be real with, this is gonna be an annoying season. Your crew may be bishes you waste time with, or babes you get real with, or anything in between. How you relate to your friends is a combination of your willingness to trust and the quality of connection that you have with the folks around you. Tend to your relationships, and forge deeper connections to bring your loving realness to. Beware of drama and power struggles around the 6th; pay attention to what’s revealed, but pick your battles wisely, Cancer.

Workspace:

If you ignore your need for creating a work/life balance this season, you will find yourself locked into the super annoying set of commitments that you’ll totally wanna get out of in the next three or so months. Don’t overextend yourself Moonchild, no matter how obliged you feel to the people asking you to step up. Don’t think about what you’re capable of (you’re competent enough to do so much!); instead, invest in what you’re capable of doing in a healthy way. Create a life that works for you in the long-term. If you need to overextend yourself for a period of time, set clear expectations for all involved.

Love:

If you’ve gotta crack open your relationship and process about things past, do it before the Mercury Retrograde ends on January 8th. This is also a good time to look at the patterns that have played themselves out with your past relationships. It’s a bad time for making plans and brand new proclamations of love though. Around the 6th is an intense time for matters of the heart, so tread with caution; choose your battles and your words wisely, Moonchild.

 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Get ready for so many feels and so many ebbs and flows this season. If you’re ready to play call and response with your self-care, this is a great time to dig deep into the space between what you need versus what you do for yourself, Leo. If you’re attached to things being stable – even if they’re not happy – then you’re in for an unsettling month. Don’t let your ideas about how you should take care of you take up too much space. Add some grown up self-care tools to your toolkit, bae.

Social Scene

Mercury Retrograde is a great time for misunderstandings, so be sure not to take them too personally when they happen to you through the week of the 8th, Leo. You need to your fam, but if all you bring them is fun you, they won’t know how to have your back when shit gets real. Work on building trust and intimacy in your friendships this season, especially if you’ve been circling around some big decisions that you could use perspective on (hint, hint).

Workspace:

You need to change your day-to-day work life, Leo. Whether you need to change jobs or revamp your attitude to what you’re doing, that’s up to you, but something’s gotta give. You’re likely to be struggling with feeling stuck, and that sucks, but it’s not necessarily true. You have the resources, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got a plan or perspective – work on the latter so you can make the most of the former. Get real about your needs, even if it’s hella uncomfortable, and ask for help if you need it. Let the people help you help yourself, Kitten.

Love:

It’s time to let go. Whether you’re at the end of a relationship with a person, a way of relating to others, or you’re ready to quit a way that you’ve been going about love all wrong, you’re finally over it, Leo. Things are changing; you can’t know what’s on the other side of your heart-scape, but you can trust for sure that it’s new and different, and that’s what you need it to be. Break broken patterns, bb. 2017 is the time for you to live closer to your best self.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

You’re so smart, but that’s not always enough, is it, Virgo? You’ve got to listen to your own inner guidance, even when it contradicts your mind-machine. Capricorn season is a bit of a rollercoaster ride and will take flexibility from you, whether you’ve got a lot of it or not. Honor your feels in the December part of this season as you’re going to need extra sleep and maybe a little less people time. After the New Year rolls around, you’ll have more resiliency to play with, but it’s touch and go. Don’t let social obligation direct your actions; do what works for you, Kitten.

Social Scene

If you don’t feel seen by your friends – like they don’t get you as you really are – you’re likely to have a serious case of the sads. Don’t wait for people to guess what’s up for you though. If you’re feeling lonely, make the concerted effort to ask for the kind of one-on-one hangout times that you’re craving. It’s OK to have needs, and it’s even OK if your bishes can’t be there for them. Just don’t abandon yourself out of fear of being revealed as vulnerable. It’s an unavoidable part of being a mere mortal, Virgo.

Workspace:

Don’t rush perfection! Pace yourself wisely through your goals so that you can be as thorough as possible this season. Your ruling planet, Mercury, is being a bitch, and until it’s Retrograde motion is over on the 8th, you’re on call to tread carefully. Check and recheck your work, and don’t be scared to re-evaluate your intentions while you’re at it. There’s no point in rushing to the finish line if when you get there, you just have to turn back and correct something annoying. Slow and steady wins the race this Capricorn season.

Love:

When you’re over it, do you shut down or stick around to explore your feelings? Distracting away from your feels by rationalizing them is just a fancy way of shutting down and will attract no honey your way (if you know what I mean). Don’t rush to find answers to your relationship problems this month because you’re just gonna create a story that suits your needs. Let yourself stew in your feels, even if it’s hella uncomfortable. You can’t get your needs met if you don’t actually know what they are; knowing what you need is an essential part to getting it.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

We have a dumb way of holding our humanity in pieces: spiritual, emo, physical, mental. What makes this dumb is that we’re all one. All these components bleed into each other, and when one is suffering, that means that all are suffering. Notice the interconnectedness of your parts this season, Libra. You’re a freaking miracle – really. Your body, your brain, your sense impressions, they’re nothing less than awe-inspiring. Treat your bod with the reverence that it deserves. Invest in your wellness before your surface stuff. What you look like matters but not as much as how you feel in your own skin. 

Social Scene

You’re gonna get returns on what you put out there this month. You can get so wrapped up in your own perspective that you forget that everyone is vulnerable and weird, and that’s not nice. It kinda feels like everyone is going through something right now, and it’s not your job to take care of everyone, but it’d be cool if you could cut them some slack. Don’t assume that when your friend is acting weird that it’s about you; if you’re not sure, ask a bish. If you project dank stuff all over people, then they’ll live up to your expectations, and you don’t want that, Libra.

Workspace:

January 12th is your first chance to use the energy of a juicy Full Moon in 2017. Take stock of how you feel and what you need for your future while seriously reviewing 2016. There’s some stuff that you’re feeling hella over, and if you don’t have a plan, the week of the 12th is the right time to identify all the things that are in your way. The path to success is often a winding one, so don’t assume that the things that don’t work for you are life-ruiners; they’re not if you’re willing to learn from them.

Love:

Love is a transformational, generative energy, and you just can’t get enough. The problem is that the babes in your life may be so consumed by their own crap that they aren’t as available as you are to bask in the good vibes of your love. Don’t convince your crush to be where you’re at this month. The expression of your love shouldn’t be dolled out in reaction to your ego and how fed it gets; be emotionally generous whenever you can this season. It’ll flow back to you before long, I promise.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

There are so many things to whinge about, the list is endless, and life is awful. But then it isn’t, is it? it all depends on how you hold it. Your job this season is to infuse love into your perspective, Scorpio. If you take on all the woes of the world, you’ll find yourself ill equipped to cope with them. Love yourself enough to prioritize solidifying your basic needs. Sleep, drink water, eat right, and shake your booty: aka take care of business, babe. If you’re solid in your bod, it’s way easier to manage the stresses that life throws your way. 

Social Scene

The last week of December is all about connecting with your crew. Reconnect with your friends, and make new ones. Lift yourself and your homies up with some good ol’ fashioned friend times.  The only trouble is that you’re one of extremes and likely to over do it. Show some restraint, lover, or you’re gonna wanna hide under the covers from everyone for the first bit of the New Year. There’s no shame in leaving the party when you’re still having a good time; make it your new thing in 2017. 

Workspace:

Set the stage for your new year, Scorpio. You have excellent potential for advancing this year, but it’s for sure gonna take some sacrifice. Instead ofgetting distracted by the details of where you’re at, look towards where you wanna be. Don’t be scared to dream big because one way or another you’re gonna create change in 2017. Your challenge is to be clear enough about your end game to navigate your way there. Lean on people that you know have done similar things before; you don’t have to reinvent the wheel to be the boss bish you’re set to be.

Love:

Romance steeped in realness is legit the most powerful force in the world. When your love is based in fantasy and projection though, it’s kinda like setting up camp in quicksand; it’s only a question of when (not if) you’ll sink. Make sure the loves in your life are based on the exchange of realness, especially around the 12th when you’re most likely to idealize people and dynamics. Don’t abandon discretion as a way to express love and loyalty, Scorpio. Use yours to make your lurv life as sustainable as it is hot.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

It’s easy to ignore what feels less than optimal when you’re overall fiiiiine, but that’s a mistake. Take stock of what feels off this December so that you do something about it in January. Your health and wellness takes consistent care and attention, and you shouldn’t quit that when things are going well for you. Take stock of your cycles, and protect your energies on the down turn, lover. If you don’t treat your system with the TLC it deserves, it’ll grab your attention one way or another. Don’t wait till you feel bad to invest in feeling lit.

Social Scene

How you manage your money and stuff is a reflection of what you care about. Being hella messy with your resources reveals ambiguity about what you want and are willing to do to protect it. Channel the money magick vibes of the New Moon in Capricorn on the 28th to clarify your dreams and goals, ‘Tarius. Develop an embodied vision that you can work towards manifesting this season. You don’t need to know exactly how you’re gonna get it, but you do need to get your crap out of your own way. Take stock of your current reality and your dreams, and then construct a bridge between the two.

Workspace:

Uncertainty is a boner killer; it drains your energy and makes you waste your time on doubt. If you’re not sure what you want, that’s OK, but don’t turn to negative thought loops, my friend. Chill a while in not knowing, as uncomfortable as that might be. If you can resist the urge to fight the tide, your vision will naturally flow towards certainty. Don’t force things this month, especially from an obsessive place. Channel le chill into your life, Puppy.

Love:

You may be made of fire, but even you need a minute to cool down, Sagittarius. Stay in your relationships even when you need a break from them this month.  Minimize drama by taking a break whenever you need one. The trick to doing it right is to be forthright about your needs; with a simple text, you can let a bish know when you need to ghost (that’s why emojis were created!). Don’t leave people behind while you take care of you, or you’ll come back to the dynamic with more to take care of than is fun or flirty, fer sure. Kindness is not leaving bae in the lurch, even if you’re itching to run.

 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

If you want to initiate a new exercise plan or any other kind of self-care routine, begin on the 27th of December. Start off the New Year by taking a good long look in the mirror and embracing what you see. Don’t inspect and judge yourself – just take in the you that you are right now and be a buddy, Capricorn. If there’s something you wanna change, you’ll have an easier time doing it from a place of self-love, but my hope for you is that you love yourself as you are right now. Adorn yourself with cuteness; don’t fix what ain’t broken.

Social Scene

Happy Birthday, Cappy! It’s your season and time to celebrate you. This is an especially good time for quality hangouts with your besties as group time may feel a bit overwhelming. Investing in your closest homies is gonna look like spending extra chill, extra sweet times, so don’t force parties and madness if you’re not really feeling it. Show up and deepen your connections with the people you love most, and don’t let FOMOS (Fear Of Missing Out Syndrome) get you down.

Workspace:

Your relationship to your work like has gotta change, Capricorn. You may need to change what you do, but before you do that you’ve first gotta shift how you’re looking at things. Clarify what you want in the short-term as well as in the long-term, so that you make the most informed decisions possible. You’re poised for success so choose your game wisely. You need change but making a lateral move won’t be enough. Innovate a strategy and follow through, Kitty.

Love:

The first couple of weeks of January is gonna be hella emo, and it’ll be easy to get caught up in your reactions and projections, but that’s not at all helpful. Realign with what you want from and for your love life, Cappy.  Regard whatever comes up around this time as a reflection of your situation, and tend to it accordingly. Love gets stronger when you infuse it with more love; as well intentioned as your desire to process things into the ground is, it’s not likely to get you very far. Allow room for your feelings to take a rollercoaster ride before you ask anyone else to take care of them, lover.

 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Venus remains in your sign until the 4th, and that’s good news for your adorable lil’ face, Aquarius. Venus is a cuteifying planet that’s good for your complexion, your style, and a feeling of ease with yourself. It’s also a great time for shopping as long as you don’t overspend. The only downside of this transit is that it can make you feel hella lazy and incline you to overindulge in pleasures that make your energies lag. Assume balance in your self-care regime, and when you can’t do that, drink lots of water and get extra sleep this month.

Social Scene

There’s hella movement in your social world as people around you are moving in surprising directions, or it may be that you’re the one moving. The point is that things are changing, and holding on to what they used to be simply won’t work. Embrace the excitement of the unknown, Aquarius, and don’t try to see where things are gonna land. It’s the not knowing that is such fertile ground. This is an awesome time to start creative projects that don’t have strict deadlines or parameters. Play with your friends for the joy of it this New Year.

Workspace:

How you relate to your work is hella important. The Full Moon on the 12th is likely to bring up some big feels about your job that you should pay attention to. If what you’re doing feels like a waste of time, you’ve got to start making plans to leave. That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go in the next few weeks or even months, but you do need an exit strategy. The work you do takes up a yuge amount of your time and energy. Make changes with a clear heart and mind to improve your work life, Aquarius.

Love:

How others feel about you doesn’t change what you feel about yourself, I’m afraid. Don’t expect others to fix your feels this New Year’s season, no matter how crappy you’re feeling. There’s only one way to improve your state of mind, and that’s by engaging in your life in ways that make you feel happy to be here. Don’t expect your date to fulfill everything for you because that’s simply not realistic. If you’re looking for a love, make sure you’re right with yourself before you try finding your ‘other half’. You don’t need anyone but you to complete you, boo.

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

Your sign has a bad habit of floating out of your bod on a good day, so this month you’re gonna have to be extra careful to stay associated, Pisces. Right around NYE you’re likely to be feeling hella off, and that inclines you to check out. Take pains to give extra TLC to your body, bb. Around the 10th you’ll get a boost of vitality to work with, so pace yourself through self-care leading up to then. You’ll have time to get to the gym later; get cozy now.

Social Scene

The year closes out with weird friend vibes. You’re trying to figure out your place socially, and it’s weird and confusing. You may not feel at home where you once felt comfy, and it’s an unsettling place to be. Don’t worry that there’s something irretractably wrong, Pisces, ‘cause that’s just not the case. You’ve changed, and you haven’t yet communicated what that means to your homies. Take the time to have real talk with the bishes you love, Pisces. Your friends can’t intuitively know what you need; talk to the people you love, lover.

Workspace:

Clarify your expectations and commitments this season, Pisces. If you can be direct about what you need, you’ll find that there’s very little resistance to your plans. Don’t let yourself get lost in your head or believe in your fears. It’s a New Year, and you’re poised to achieve your goals. Make sure that you have your sights set on things that will make you happy to achieve, even if that means that you dream bigger than you think is ‘realistic’. Anything is possible with time, effort, and an inspired plan.

Love:

The Full Moon on the 12th is bringing up some serious feels for you to cope with. You may be confronted with a rude awakening from a delusion that you thought was right as rain, or it may go the total other direction, and you’ll experience romantic bliss. It’s hard to know what to trust with matters of the heart, so don’t jump to conclusions, lover. Focus on what you do and don’t have in balance; the greatest loves ebb and flow. Don’t be attached to the moment when it’s the big picture that really counts.

 

XO

💎 Sagittarius Season Nov. 22-Dec. 21 2016

Written originally for Oyster Magazine 

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Instead of trying to change yourself out of sheer frustration, how about you be nice, Aries? Motivating yourself through self-hate, criticism, or fear rarely yields any kind of positive results. You may want to treat your body as a lump of clay, but it’s not inert – it has feelings. Your meat suit holds your feels and every repressed or conscious memory you’ve got, from now until forever. It’s the vessel for all your hopes and dreams. Be patient and kind with your process and work collaboratively with your corporal form.  

Social Scene

Expect your fam to be on your mind this month. If things are going well, expect great parties and time spent with those ones you love. If there have been secrets or upsets left unexpressed, expect them to come out now; and when they do, make sure you’re ready. Honesty is said to be the best policy, but for reals and for true, how honest are you, Aries? If you can’t tell the truth that may be a signal that you’re not comfortable with how you’ve been acting or what you really think. Show all the way, Puffin. 

Workspace:

You’ve so totally got this that it’s cray. Don’t worry about convincing others to work with you or trying to push them to give you the props you deserve; all you’ve gotta do this month is to keep on doing you. Tie up loose ends, make good on your commitments, and continue with your plans. You’re on the right track, and all you need now is to follow through. After the 19th when Mercury goes Retrograde in your career house, things won’t move forward as quickly, so make the most of your time this month.

Love:

Are you gonna face reality or what, Aries? You’ve been holding on to a version of love that isn’t right for you for far too long. Don’t put comfort or diplomacy above your own needs, lover. If you wait until things get dramatic before you do what you know you need to do, then drama you shall have. Own even your most uncomfortable truths, especially in the last week of November through the 10th of December. The truth is true whether you wanna deal with it or not.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Around November 24th, the ways you’ve been pushing yourself too hard will make themselves known in your meat suit. Your health may be solid but if you’ve been pushing it, you’re gonna feel some sort of rubber band snap back at you. Instead of trying to do everything all at once, prioritize your time and energy, Taurus. The New Moon on the 29th is great for shopping or upping your steeze, but that’s just a fun distraction from your deeper needs. Enjoy it, but commit the rest of this season to sustainable wellness that you can grown into. 

Social Scene

This month is an awesome time for connecting with your fam. Gentle times, good food, and heart-to-hearts are all well starred this month. The only exceptions to that are around the 30th of November and the 10th of December. Those are the days that you’re likely to wanna be alone with your head under the covers. Nurture your friendship with yourself this season, even if that means that you need a break from the babes you love. A little QT with yourself can actually help you to connect in a real way with those you love.

Workspace:

You’re on your way professionally, so keep doing your thing, Taurus. Money matters, but how much it matters and why is personal to you. Instead of stressing on your finances this season, try and get aligned with your goals. The point of money and stuff is to bring greater value into your life; is it working? Are you able to enjoy what you have and invest in what you want? Manage your thinking about your resources, so you can get a better handle on what you’ve got.

Love:

If you’re hung up on your past, you can’t see your present clearly; and that’s a fact. Instead of holding up your past as evidence to build a case against your future, it’s on you to learn from it and then let it go. The New Moon on the 29th is especially good for cutting people out of your life (or your obsessive head), so notice if you run into an ex or they scurry across your feed for the first time in a while. Release your attachments to the situations and people that you know you’re done with, Puppy.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

This is a great time to quit things that aren’t working for you. If you’ve got habits that you know are making you feel bad, Sagittarius season is the time to lay them to rest. There will be more energy for you to add in new activities and attitudes that promote your best bod this winter; so for this month, just focus on identifying the things you’re doing that don’t serve you. If you minimize your destructive habits, you’ll get more value out of your dope ones. Take care of you, Gemini.

Social Scene

If you can’t be real with your friends, what’s the point? There’s the squad you run with, and then there’s the people you actually trust. If you’re lucky those are the same bishes, but for lots of people, your fun friends aren’t the same as your deep ones. Choose your alliances wisely this month. In order to be happy, you’ve got to invest in the kind of people that you can have faith in. What’s easy in the short term may be a much bigger pain in your ass down the line.

Workspace:

You’re being challenged to know the difference between fancy and reality this month. What’s realistic for you, based on your skills, resources, and circumstance is not written in stone; but it is your starting place. In order to get to the next phase of your development, you need to accept where you’re starting from and amass the tools you need in the here and now. Don’t fritter away your energy on ideas that aren’t anchored in the present, but also don’t let what is now deter you from getting where you ultimately want to be. Stay in the game, Gemmy.

Love:

This is a dope time for love, Twin Star, so if your love life is the pits, you’ve gotta seriously ask yourself what you've been doing. The potential that this month brings is for you to allow your whole self to be seen. Intimacy based on the fullness of what and who you are is way more satisfying then just being able to chill with bishes. Let the Full Moon in your sign reveal to you what you’ve been struggling to see about your love life, Gem. Take the time on and around the 13th to get real about your feels, bae.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

If you’ve been wanting to kick of a new self-care regime, the New Moon on the 29th is a great time to do it. So let’s be clear about what self-care is; it’s loving yourself through deliberate, purposeful, and continuous attitudes and actions. What it ain’t is denying yourself pleasures by limiting yourself through guilt or self-criticism. Learn to love yourself like it’s your damn job, Moonchild. Whether you’re adopting more or less of something in your life, take care of the attitude with which you do it, my love.

Social Scene

You’re likely to be reconsidering who you’re friends really are this season, and that’s actually a really healthy thing. What you need to watch out for is that you don’t go projecting your worst fears and greatest suspicions on to others just because you feel them. Strive to be an objective observer of your life, collecting data and applying it to the bigger picture, Cancer. The Full Moon on the 13th is likely to bring up some old wounds and the defenses that come with them. Stay in the here and now so you can deal with it honestly.

Workspace:

When you are ambiguous about what you want, it’s hard to ever feel satisfied with what you have. Here’s some homework for you, Moonchild: make a list of all the things you do with your job that you hate; now make another list of the stuff you love doing and you wanna do more of. Now explore your options. Is it time to change jobs, or talk to your boss about shifting your role? Make plans to avoid the ‘I hate it’ list and maximize the ‘love it’ tasks, even if it’ll take a long time to get there.

Love:

You can’t control whether people like you, and TBH you shouldn’t try. What you can do is make sure that you’re being authentically yourself. If you’re being true to you and things don’t work out, then you know it wasn’t meant to be. There’s no strategy for being loved or loveable, and you don’t need to try so hard. Be yourself and things will fall into place, Moonchild. If you’re already in a relationship, you’re on call to make self-appropriate compromises – don’t compromise yourself, but strive to meet bae in the middle this month.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Look back at 2016 and take stock of how far you’ve come, Leo. You’ve gone through hella shit this year, and your bod has taken a bit of a beating in the process. Use the New Moon on the 29th as a stellar time to seriously thank your body for weathering all storms with you. Appreciate the freaking miracle that your continued health is for a minute. You know what isn’t working for you, but this isn’t a great time to set new goals. Value what you’ve got, and your next steps will clarify themselves from there.

Social Scene

The Full Moon on the 13th is gonna bring the full moon cray out of everyone, yourself included, Leo. Don’t take things so personally that you defend yourself before you listen. If you’re thinking of your response or critiquing a bish in your mind while they’re saying their piece, then you, my friend, are being a crap listener. If you’re gonna show up, then show all the way up. If you’re gonna be half-assed about your friendships, then you might as well stay home. Step up this month. 

Workspace:

When Mercury goes Retrograde in your house of work on the 19th, it becomes a great time to review what you’ve been doing, Leo. You may need to rewire your work life; and this Retrograde is a great time to unpack what needs to change and why. Challenge yourself to look at the way you’ve set things up because you can change what isn’t working if you’re willing to be patient and steady. While you’re at it, from 11/22 to 12/8 is an excellent time to reach out and thank the people that have helped you out this year. Reinforce your profesh collabs with kindness, Kitten.

Love:

This is a great month to get yours, Leo. You’re either gonna feel hella agitated by your bae or just as motivated by them. This is a great time for getting things started, so if you’re in a rut, you’re gonna be so annoyed by it. Be the change you wanna see in your love life. Make the first move, change things up, hit up new spots, and talk about new shit. The point is to charge up your connection with your crush; bring the energy you want to share, and if that doesn’t work, you know where the door is.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Your body is a barometer for how you’re really doing. That means that when you’re tired, barfy, bloaty, or whatever – that’s your system saying that you need to slow down and take TLC of it. Honor the needs of your insides this month over all else. You can keep things chill and looking just fiiiiiine on the surface, but that only helps you for a minute. Invest in your wellness in a deep way, especially when you’re tempted to ignore your feels.  

Social Scene

You need some damn fun in your live cuz all work and no play makes Virgo a total bummer. Find ways of creating space in your life to check out art, wrestle with your butchest homie, and dance like no one is looking. Fun is a generative force; and if you’re having it, you’re actually empowering other parts of yourself to grow and develop. That said, try asking yourself if the stuff you do for fun is actually bringing you pleasure. If the people you’re spending time with and the things you’re doing aren’t lifting you up, it’s time for change, my love.

Workspace:

This is a really important month for your big picture goals, Virgo. With Mars in your workhorse house, you can get an energetic boost that’ll help you get things done. If there’s things you need to get done at work or menial crap that you’ve been putting off, you’re going to be able to get to them now. The key is to set up small enough goals that you can achieve something every week. The Full Moon on the 13th will remind you of what you don’t have, which sucks but is important information. Mourn your loss and get motivated.

Love:

When your ruling planet Mercury takes a Moonwalk on the 19th, it’s a great time to look back at your year in love. What have you been doing, and is it what you meant to do? If there’s a disconnect between your intentions and your actions, you’re likely to be feeling super uncomfortable or worse, have to answer for things you did that you yourself don’t grasp. Sometimes the best thing you can do for your love life is to press pause and reflect. Don’t go fixing things you don’t understand, Virgo.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

With Jupiter in your first house, things are getting bigger, baby. This is a great time for you to reinforce your health or to totally ignore your bod – the choice is yours. The thing about Lady Luck (Jupiter in disguise) is that she comes around to expand what you’re doing. That means if you’re on a path to watch every series out on Netflix, you’ll achieve it – but it’ll cost ya. For best results, set your sights on a healthy balance between what you want and what you need.

Social Scene

Sagittarius season is a great time for you, Libra. Expect lots of invites to places you wanna be and chances to connect with people you wanna know. Your challenge will be to not forget to maintain your most heartfelt relationships even if they’re less exciting or harder to be in. you need a balance between light distractions and deep connection, but your deeper relationships require you to be able to show up for what you’re actually feeling. Get hella real with your own self, and your friendships will thrive for it, my love. 

Workspace:

What you value should ideally drive your choices, Libra, but for most of us it doesn’t. If you’re allowing fear or laziness to direct you goals or your relationship to scrilla, you’re not gonna like what you get. Nothing is gonna force you to change your actions this month – it’s all on you to make awesome choices. You've only got this one life; don’t waste it setting your sights on goals that are less than true for you. It may take months or years to get there, but you should still go for gold, Kitten.

Love:

People can be so annoying, running around doing their own things and being their own persons. The nerve! You may feel a little left behind by your crush this month as they are distracted by their own lives, but don’t worry, Libra, it’s not meant as a demotion. Your lesson right now is about attention; how much do you actually need versus how much do ya really, really want? Resist the drive for validation and have faith in the fierceness and value of your own sweet self.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

It’s the month of your tum, Scorpio. Take special care of your stomach because it needs you, but also because it’s a GD metaphor. Your stomach is where you digest things, and TBH you’re having a hard time processing some realness these days. Wear clothes that show off your midriff, breathe into that tummy with body-loving thoughts, and feed it nourishing foods. Love the skin you’re in; every bump, bit of cellulite, and bit of you that you’ve got. You’re special, Scorpio.

Social Scene

Host a party at your place, and feed your friends this month. Or take it a step further and reach out to your community, and offer your time and care to some need you find there. This is a great time to avail yourself to others because if will serve them as much as it does you. You need intimacy and connection, and if you make the first move, all the better. Don’t isolate yourself this month because as annoying as bishes can be, you need them and they need you.

Workspace:

The worst thing you can do this month is to spin your wheels trying to divine what to do. Get out there and make things happen, Scorpio! You’re ready to make things happen, and you may need to experiment in order to figure out what best suits you. if you allow fear of making mistakes stop you from trying, then you’ll be missing out on great opportunities. All great successes are comprised of wisely leveraged failures; embrace and learn from yours this season.

Love:

The theme of healthy limits is weaving its way through your love relationships and the more interested you are in it, the better. Communicate clearly and honestly about what you can and can’t handle. It’s OK to need down time or not be able to listen to bae break down the intricacies of some article you read last week. Devotional behavior is easy enough in the first few months, but you’ve got to be able to take care of yourself in balance with your relationships.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Happy Birfday, Sagittarius! When the Sun is in your sign, it’s good news for your health and bod because you’re ready to shine like the star you are. Your Bday season has lots of checks to your energy, though, so pace yourself this month. On 11/29 through 12/1, you’re going to be operating on less fuel, so don’t plan on partying over those days. If you make the most of these vibes, you’ll be doing deep introspection and self-care because distractions are likely to backfire spectacularly. Around the 10th you may get hit with a wall of exhaustion; listen to your body, and give yourself what you need, even if that means holding off on what you want.

Social Scene

From the 22 through 25, you’ve got to be careful about what you say, or you’re gonna get in trouble. Speaking your truth isn’t the same as shoving it down people’s throats; use tact and discretion when laying it out there, my love. By the time the Full Moon in your relationship house rolls around, you’re going to have to answer for whatever you said earlier in the season, whether you mean it anymore or not. Friendship and community is important now more than ever; so choose your allies wisely, and then show them the same loyalty that you want in return.

Workspace:

If you’re not doing what you love, this month is going to drag on, ‘Tarius.  Use upsets at work to point you towards a clearer understanding of what’s not working for you. Once you’re hecka solid about that, work on an action plan. There are a lot of choices other than stay/go; make a small, actionable list of actions you can take that help you move in the direction you most want to go in. Pursue equal parts serious, sustained effort and hope-infused inspiration for best results.

Love:

The Full Moon in your house of love and partnerships on the 13th is here to shake up your love life, and it’s gonna require all of you. Instead of waiting for your lover to step up and give you what you want, try checking in with your own behavior. If you’ve been passive-aggressive, you’re likely to have sown some dank seeds. Take responsibility for what you've brought to the table this month. Owning your part doesn’t let others off the hook for where they’re messed up. Just take care of your side of the street, Sagittarius.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

The New Moon on the 29th is the perfect time to go deep into your feels, Cappy. Having a good relationship to your bod requires a willingness to love yourself, and if you don’t have it, this is the time to fake it till ya make it. Choose three things that you can do every day that reinforce a healthy friendship between you and your meat suit; tell her how good she looks, dance around your room before work, only wear colors that make you happy – whatever works for you. Cultivate gratitude for what you’ve got, and it’ll multiply this month.

Social Scene

As you change it’s inevitable that your friendships will change too. You may be battling with your desire for your friendships to stay the same and be a source of stability for you, but that’s just not in the cards. Be protective of what you love, Cappy. You don’t need to rush to figure things out or fix them. Let your dynamics percolate and develop before making hard and fast decisions about what you need to do with them this month. 

Workspace:

It’s OK to skate for a minute, Cappy. There’s no harm in chilling at this plateau if you’re uncertain of what mountain you want to climb next. This is a solid time to maintain your interests without putting a lot of pressure on yourself to advance them further. Your value as a human is not based on what you do, it’s based on what you are. Chill for a minute with your feels about what you’re doing, and see what shifts from there.

Love:

Beware of big feels and cray le cray reactions this November as your defenses may try to masquerade as common sense. What others do is a reflection of them, but how you respond is all you, bb. On the 19th Mercury goes Retrograde in your sign, making from there on out a risky time for heartfelt proclamations. Don’t worry about what anyone else is doing, only focus on your own self. What you consent to is the embodiment of your boundaries, so keep it sweet and sane, Cappy mon Capitan.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Clear your feed of bishes who uphold beauty standards that makes you feel like crud. You are gorgeous, and it’s about time that you love TF outta yourself, Aquarius. The media you consume impacts what you think is beautiful and what’s dank. If you don’t see yourself represented in all the images you take in, you can lose confidence. From 12/1 onwards is a great time to up your steeze. That can mean that you’re all about changing your attitudes, your wardrobe, or even your body. Do any of those things from a place of self-love for best results.

Social Scene

Go out on the 29th because it’s a great time to make new friends. Regardless of how important your work or love life is, you need a crew to call your own. Prioritize your friendships this season as it’ll be pretty organic to do so. If you only reach out to people when you’re in need or feel like you’ve got it all sorted out, then you’re not showing up as your truest self. You don’t need to orchestrate yourself for others, Aquarius. Just show up and be you.

Workspace:

Confidence is your bestie this month because it’s infectious. From the 2nd to the 7th is an excellent time to apply for a new job or ask for a raise. If you can own your accomplishments and potential, you’ll be armed with the ability to tackle whatever comes next. Ask for insight and help from people you respect. Just because you can do so much doesn’t mean you have to reinvent the wheel. Let others tell you how they did it, and use their inspiration to do it your own way.

Love:

You’re likely to really feel the Full Moon on the 13th. If you’ve been going through a break-up or not been able to shake off an annoying ex, this is an awesome time for you. Get hella witchy and do a ritual to let go of the past bye-boy-bye-bye style. If you’re having a hard time letting go of a crap fight, a grudge, or a bish from before, reflect on what they symbolize to you. It may be that they represent something that you wish you had or that you wish you were. It’s time to move on, Kitten.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

If you haven’t been taking care of yourself, you’re likely to feel hella restless and anxious right about now, Pisces. Instead of pushing those feels down, find a good outlet for them. How you look is important (obvi), but how you feel about how you look is essential. Boost your self-esteem so that your ego doesn’t go into a defensive stance any time you have to stand up for yourself. Your body in a life-giving gift; feed it, work it, and love, love, love, it. This is a sure-fire way to support you on the road ahead.

Social Scene: 

You’ve gotta let go of someone you love, Pisces. It may be that a close relationship is ending or that you’ve long held an idea or ideal about someone that you have to face facts about. The point is that you have to accept people in order to figure out how to either show up or peace out. The Full Moon on the 13th is going to bring these themes into sharp focus with your fam, and you’ll be wise to embrace it. Here’s a mantra for you to embrace for the rest of 2016: when shit gets real, I show up.

Workspace:

There are no real shortcuts for you, bb, and that only sucks if you’ve been seeking them out. What you do is meaningful of course, but not more important than why you do it. Get clear about what’s motivating you and whether or not your motives are coming from a healthy place. You can have what you want, but that’s hard to make happen if you are ambiguous about what that is. Invest in your future plans from as clear and embodied a place as you can muster, my love.

Love:

Around the 30th you may find yourself extra sensi and easily hurt. Be careful with how you process your feels, Pisces. You risk making mountains out of tiny little molehills. What you’re dealing with is the difference between the ways a bish made you feel versus what they meant by their action. While that doesn’t change how you feel, it does change the implications that this upset has on your relationship. If you’re not a hooked up hooker, this is a great time for romance but not so much for casual hookups. Protect your loving heart.

 

XO

💎 Scorpio Season Oct. 23-Nov. 21.2016

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Written originally for Oyster Mag

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

You’ve gotta have a reason, Aries. In our world of running around with our heads in code, always connected by our devices, it’s easy to forget what your body is for. Your health and your looks are not the same, Puppy. You are not a breathing IG account. If you are only trying to manage how your body looks and not how it feels and functions in a real way, you’re gonna be bummed. The end of October brings with it lots of opportunities to be annoying with your meat suit or to embrace it and give it what it needs. Be a body to your buddy, brah.

Social Scene: 

The October half of Scorpio season may find you wanting to hide out and take a break from people. Don’t be shy to indulge your need to be chill because it won’t last long. It’s good news for your social life when Mars enters your house of community on the 8th. Go out, meet up with bishes, and be open to adventure because it’s likely to come your way. The only word of warning is to be honest, Aries. The truth will have a funny way of coming out this season, so for a smooth ride, lead with it, lover.

Workspace:

Work your buns off until the 9th of November, and then reconnect with your crew, lover. You’ve got hella ground to cover, and if you get it done, you deserve a well-earned break. You may have to make some annoying compromises around the 28th that challenge your ego; the better shape your sense of self is in, the easier that’ll be. Let any dramas that emerge that week be a reflection of what you need to work on in yourself, Aries, and try not to sweat the small stuff.

Love:

At the start of October, it’d be easy to feel like you’ve got your whole game on lock; but if you let yourself get too cocky, there’ll be hell to pay by the 28th. It’s awesome to feel yourself, but if you let that distract you from other people’s feels and needs, you’ll end up pushing the babes away that you most want close. You may be the best (who am I kidding? You’re totally the best), but that doesn’t mean that you’re better than anybody or that your needs are more important. Love yourself without diminishing bishes this month.

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Off and on this month, you’re likely to see how your innermost psyche is pushing up against your physical well-being. That doesn’t mean that what you’re feeling is all in your head as much as it means that you’ve gotta take care of yourself on all the levels if you want relief. If you’re feeling stuck, especially around the 28th and again after the 8th, you’ve gotta find a way of shaking it off. Use your body as tool for relieving stress. Whether you make it PG or X rated, its time to sweat out your troubles, Taurus.

Social Scene: 

The New Moon on the 30th of October is here to help you get real with your fam. If you take the time to invest in your closest and most trusted people around this date, you’re basically investing in your own happiness. Your social life is mad important but not more so than your deepest feelings of connection. Things may get weird from the 17th through the 19th; when it doubt, talk it out. Don’t jump to conclusions or let paranoia get the best of you, Puppy.

Workspace:

If you’ve been feeling stuck or unable to see the big picture, you’re in luck, Taurus. If you’ve been trying to keep things from moving or changing, you’re gonna be hella annoyed though. On the 8th of November, you’re going to be able to put into practice some of the ideas you’ve been kicking around, and if you don’t, you may find that you’re irritable AF. It’s easy to keep doing your thing, even when you know it isn’t working for you; take a chance on yourself, Taurus.

Love:

The New Moon on the 30th is going to be so romantique that you may just get seriously lucky, Taurus. Instead of letting your fears and fantasies get away from you, may I humbly suggest that you embrace a touch of self-love first? Reconnect with the babe that you are and all the best parts of your own sweet self. Being loved is the very best, but it doesn’t mean shit if you don’t love yourself too. Drop your self hate at the door, and let love in. Use the Full Moon in your sign on the 14th as a time to kick dank self esteem, crappy past experiences, and other garbage you’ve been dragging around with you in the bin, bb.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

It’s time to let go, Twin Star. The end of October is trying to get you to shake loose from the dank habits that you know aren’t working for you. No need to look out for surprises – you know what you’ve been doing that’s making you feel off-kilter. You’re an odd one, and that’s what makes you special! Embrace your uniqueness this month. It’ll help you make time for the self-care shifts that you’ll need if you’re gonna feel more comfortable in your own skin.

Social Scene: 

Bishes may bring you down by acting unpredictable and obstinate in the last week of October, but don’t worry; it’s only a passing fad. If people are really getting under your skin around then, you may need to check your boundaries. If you accept people for what they are, then their actions are not as surprising or as upsetting.  On the 12th of November, your social life will pick up, but pace yourself, Twinny.

Workspace:

If you’re looking to study something new or deepen your skills with some craft, Scorpio season is going to bring you helly helpful energy to get that done. The New Moon on the 30th may bring with it opportunities, so be open, Gem. From the 12th through the 19th of November, things may feel a bit confusing though, so get as much as you can done before then. If prospects open up in those dates, make sure to scrutinize them. All that glitters is not gold, but every once in a while, a Twin Star gets lucky.

Love:

If you focus on what you don’t have, you’ll end up stuck in a soup of sadness, feeling stuck. Align yourself with your choices, Twin Star. You got yourself here, and you can get yourself out if you need to. The trick is to not get so distracted by what you perceive other people think, feel, or want that you lose track of what’s up with you. On the 12th the pace of communication and connection in your lurv life is bound to pick up, so use the earlier part of Scorpio season to get right with you, lover.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

The end of October may bring some dank body feels, but don’t worry, it’ll pass. The most important thing is that you are nice to yourself, Moonchild. If you’re feeling off, it won’t help to bully yourself or to stuff your emotions. Listen to what your system tells you, especially from the 27th through the 30th. If you’re tired, nap, and if you’re hungry, eat. Don’t put off taking care of your sweet and salty self, my love. From the 12th of November onwards is a great time to reach out for help (like quitting smoking with a mate!), or kick off a new habit, or self care regime. You’ve got this, bb.

Social Scene: 

Dates come and go, but your bishes are forever. The New Moon on the 30th can bring about new friendships or a deepening of old ones. Be ready to let platonic love into your life and to take a step back from your bae life to do it. By the time that the Full Moon comes around on November 14th, there may be ruffled feathers to smooth out, but it’s worth it. Anything worth keeping is worth fighting for, Cancer.

Workspace:

With Venus in your house of toil until the 13th, you may not feel much like working. If you’re gonna flake, the least you can do is be nice to the people around you. You’ve been kicking ass for a while now, and it’s fair if you need a break. Luckily, on the 12th Mercury steps in to give you ideas and speed up your tempo. If you can’t vacay this season, I strongly recommend that you plan one. You need a break that feels like a break, my love.

Love:

The New Moon on the 30th is a great time to go dancing, flirt your buns off, or rekindle your sexy times with your longtime love. You may be feeling a lil’ lazy around this date, but there’s so much lovey energy for you that it’d be a shame not to access it. Plus, you’re gonna need it after the drama vibes that are likely to hit you around the 27th. Here’s a pro tip for this month: mean what you say, say what you mean, and when you can’t do that, don’t say a durn thing at all. How you participate in love is all about you, Moonchild. There’s love all around you – let it in.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22 

Body Matters:

If you’re wiling to face facts, you’ll find it way easier to respond to the needs of your body, Leo. The truth is that you’ve changed; what you used to want, what used to work for you, what felt dank or dope are different than they used to be. Be open to revelations about what’s right for you around the 28th of October and then again around the 7th of November. The way you look, the way you feel, and what you need isn’t static; you are growing and changing, and it’s not downhill. Instead of holding your body up against what you think it “should” be this season, support its needs, Kitten.

Social Scene: 

You can’t control what other people think of you, no matter how well you curate yourself on social media or how much you rein in how you act. You can lose and you can straggle behind, and that doesn’t mean anything about you; those are only your circumstances. Don’t confuse where you’re at with what you are, and you’ll be able to rise to the occasion and deal with your fam solidly. Don’t let your ebb or your flow define you, Ma.

Workspace:

Get ready for meaningful change, Leo. Around the 28th of October, something unexpected is gonna pop up. Instead of planning for an attack plan or trying to prevent upsets from happening, get really clear about what you need. Is it money? Respect? Happiness? I mean, you likely want all of that and a crown befitting your glorious head, but more specifically, try to identify what you need most based on your present circumstances. The Full Moon on the 14th is going to feel a lot more graceful if you know what you need to let go of so you can get where you wanna be.

Love:

Your sign loves nothing more than some positive reinforcement, and a little sweet talk can go a long way. There’s nothing wrong with that, until you don’t get it, that is. The last few days of October may bring you a bit of sads because you’re not getting the love and attention that you want. Don’t worry, though, because it’ll pass quickly! More importantly, it’s an opportunity to see how dependent you are on your ego getting stroked to feel OK. The amount of likes you get on a selfie has no direct correlation to your value, steeze, or happiness, Leo.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re not speaking up for yourself and saying what needs to be said, you may have some actual physical discomfort this Scorpio season. Around the 25th of October and again the 18th of November, you’re on call to face some awkward truth that you’d rather evade. Step up, Virgo! If you’re especially sleepy or have any respiratory problems around those dates, it’s your body asking you to speak up. Start off by working it out in your Dear Diary and facing facts ‘cause you love yourself; it’s totally worth it.

Social Scene: 

When the people around you are cutty, it’s easy to take it personal, but it’s likely to have nothing to do with you, Virgo. Don’t pick fights that you’re not ready to follow through on. Have one-on-one QT time with your cuties after the 12th, and reconnect with your friends about the real stuff that’s going on. If people aren’t available, don’t take it personal; this is also a great period to make your home extra lit. Invest in what you’ve got, and don’t make assumptions about what you don’t.

Workspace:

Expect the pace to pick up at work after the 8th - for better or for worse, Virgo. Your opportunities and workload are likely to increase in keeping with your sense of ambition, which is chill; but if you don’t like what you’re doing or the people you’re doing it with, you may feel hella agitated. You alone are responsible for what you do, so don’t let your reactions or your ego knock you off course. The people around you may be especially flakey or unpredictable in November, but don’t take it personally. Bishes don’t always know how annoying they are.

Love:

This month is a roller coaster in the love department. The last week of October may bring you some real surprises. Whether you meet someone new, have a random fling with somebody who’s totally not your type, or revisit an ex you barely ever think about, the work is the same: don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. This is an awesome time to strengthen your sense of self, and it’ll totally pay off by around the 12th if you do. The more whole you are, the happier you’ll be; the happier you are, the easier it is to let love in.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

With Jupiter in your sign, this can be a great time to set off on a healing journey and get results. If you do things that build up your strength or overcome a deficit, it’ll work. On the flip side, if you indulge crappy habits or let your hedonism overtake your life, you’ll be surprised at how quickly that shit goes rouge on you. Identify motivational carrots, and then be a good bunny and race towards them, Libra. You don’t need to make sacrifices as much as you need to invest in the right goals.

Social Scene: 

Even though you’ve been in a heavy place with friendships in some ways, it’s also brought you closer to the babes that you can trust. Real friendship takes work sometimes, and if you don’t resist the work, that’s not a bad thing. Show up when shit gets real, even if you’d rather hide under the covers about it. If you get too nervous about what others are feeling or are gonna say, then you’re likely to get paranoid and shady. Put on your big kid pants, and deal with your weirdness head-on this month.

Workspace:

You’ve got to know the difference between an ideal and a solid potential. This month, you’re gonna have hella harebrained schemes masquerading as lit ideas. Know your needs, desires, and your resources, Libra. You may have the right goal in mind but an unrealistic path forward to get it. Commit your plans to Ye olde pen and paper; the act of writing things out will help you to separate the BS from the inspired, bae. Once that’s done all you can do is put one foot in front of the other, and make it work.

Love:

On the 8th you can expect things to get helly sassy or irritating, Libra. If you and bae aren’t doing create and fun stuff together you’ll feel frustrated with them and are likely to feel annoyed, but this Halloween season it’s important to remember that ghosting is for kids, Libra! Show up and be real with people about what you’re feeling or what you need, even if it’s hard. The key is to do something that’s entertaining and leaves room for heartfelt connection this month.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Be on the lookout for accidents and frustrated energies that leak outta your bod during the end of October, Scorpio. Instead of ignoring your feelings and the needs of your sweet, sweet body, make it your goal to check in with yourself and treat yourself like your own BFF – with love and care. You need to slow down and prioritize healthy habits before your bad ones get the best of you. In November there are good vibes to help you maintain whatever you started earlier in the season, so kick your birthday month off right.

Social Scene: 

Happy Birthday, babe! It’s your season, and everything is coming up you. Have a party on the 30th with the New Moon to celebrate your fam. You’ve got homie magick this season, and part of that is about investing in the people who hold you up. Chill time with your friends will feel great until around the 8th when Mars and Venus change signs. You’re either gonna want to either hide out or be anywhere but home, but strive to be balanced.

Workspace:

It’s not supposed to be easy, but what you do now in regards to your career is gonna stick this season. Don’t take short cuts because all you’ll end up doing is creating unintended consequences that you have to deal with later. The last week of October is all about making connections, and the rest of Scorpio season is about following through. This isn’t the time to drop the ball, my friend. Create the conditions you believe you can thrive in, even if you have to suffer fools to do it.

Love:

Your values are being tested and you need to step up your game, Scorpio. You may be nasty, but you’re also romantic AF; your ability to be able to really feel people is a strength, even if it’s one you hide from bishes. This month your heart may be extra tender, and if you can own up to it that’s a very good thing. If you don’t feel safe in your lover life you may end up being shut down and weird, though. It’s far better to hold out for something you can trust then to attach to the first fool you get a hold of. Be brave, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

The Full Moon on the 14th might give you a tummy ache. You’ve been putting off your self-care in efforts to get your other goals advanced, and it’s time for you to rein it in. You’ve been gathering hella data, but what of it are you not digesting? Whatever you’ve been trying to skip over is likely to set in your body and will demand your attention when the Moon gets bright. Listen to the wisdom of your physical self instead of pushing down symptoms or imagining that your meat suit is just a costume and not what it truly is – your teacher, ‘Tari. #truefacts

Social Scene: 

October 24th through the 30th is likely to show you who your true friends really are, and while that may be a bitter pill to swallow, it’s better to face facts. From November 14th through the 20th, it’s a great time to connect with your friends and have chill times. If you find yourself feeling lonely or going through some sads, make sure to reach out to your most supportive loves because frenemies will get under you skin and make you feel worse than usual that week. To quote Michelle Obama: when they go low, you go high.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 30th will bring either new opportunities or new insights into your career life, Sagittarius. Your path is irrevocably linked to others, and the sooner you work with them to firm up your plans, the more gracefully you’ll be able to execute them. Make sure to protect your work/life balance, and if that’s not possible, warn the folks closest to you that you plan to be cray le cray for a little bit of time. On November 8th Mars enters your sign, and that’ll speed things up and help you get them accomplished. Don’t waste your energy on impatience; it’s all coming together, bae.

Love:

If your love life isn’t quite working for you, you’re gonna have to face facts this month. watch the shifts of the Moon, because when it’s New on the 30th you’re gonna have some insight or change of heart that you could overlook, but really shouldn’t. By the time la Luna gets full on the 14th of November you’re gonna have to see if you can live with your situation, and if your heart’s not in it, (spoiler alert), it’ll suck. Honor your feels, even if you wish they were leaning in a different direction.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

If you don’t value your physical well-being, it’s really hard to keep your health up. Be on the lookout for something coming to a head around the 28th of October that may be annoying but is trying to get you to (re)focus on your health. The absence of problems is not the same as the presence of enduring health. Bring your wellness to the next level, lover. You deserve to have health that builds on itself, instead of only doing damage control when things go sideways.

Social Scene: 

On the 11th of November, the planet of lurv enters your sign and that means that everything’s coming up Cappy. Reach out to friends and be open to new connections. This marks a sick time for parties, shopping, art, and love; so sharing that stuff with your homies will make you all kinds of happy. Be weary on the 27th through the 30th of October, as you may be feeling especially impulsive and defensive. If you need a break from people you should take it, or you may end up throwing out some cutty vibes.

Workspace:

Sometimes life is like a game of dodge ball; you’ve gotta catch what’s thrown at you, or you walk away feeling battered and bruised. There’s helluv opportunities coming your way, but you have to know which ones are worth your time and which are distractions for your long-term best interests. Make friends with your ego, Cappy. If you try to repress it, it’ll slip into your blind spot, and if it’s overactive you’ll just be a dick. Create the life you want to live instead of the Instagram feed that you want your life to look like.

Love:

The Full Moon on the 14th will bring up so many feels about your love life, but don’t act out, Cappy! Let your feelings percolate and settle before you draw any conclusions or even make any bold proclamations. If you overextend yourself you’re likely to end up feeling exhausted and taxed by people instead of inspired and happy. When sweet and loving Venus enter your sign on the 11th you may find that you want to be accommodating instead of authentic, but don’t give in; be real and you’ll get real results, hooker.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

It’s an exciting time for you if you’re willing to change; this Scorpio season is going to bring you opportunities to get to know and love yourself in truer, deeper ways. It’s awesome. If you’re trying to keep things on the surface, you may find that you’re irritable and creaky feeling. So deal! Look in the mirror, and embrace your weird bits, your zits, and your vulnerabilities. Improve your ways today for the life you want tomorrow.

Social Scene: 

Don’t let your ambition throw you off of your need for fam, my love. Your impulses are all over the place, and you may be running on steam in the first half of Scorpio season. Make the most of it by stepping up your social media game, so you can stay in touch with your friends without having to connect IRL. Don’t worry that you’re turning into a hermit though because from the 8th onwards, you may be more motivated to run around town with your bishes. Find ways to show up that are true to where you’re at, BB.

Workspace:

Let the inspiration come on in, Aquarius. The New Moon on the 30th may bring you insights or opportunity, or if you’re magic is extra sparkly this month, you’ll get both. Make use of the potential in your work life by staying humble. Whether you need to work smarter not harder, or it’s time to kick some ass, it’s on you to follow through. Success isn’t one size fits all; tighten up your vision for what you really want, bae.

Love:

Assert yourself but not so forcefully that you push others away. Unless all you’re trying to do is get yours, you need to compromise and include others in your process, lover. You’re figuring out what you want and need, which is le dope, but that doesn’t mean that you can make executive calls on what others feel or need. Share your progress with others, even if you’re not certain of where you’re at.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

If you’ve been fighting off fatigue, it’s not for nothing, Pisces. This Scorpio season is bring up so many thoughts and feels that your system may start dragging. Don’t ignore your needs, my sensi friend. Take disco naps whenever you feel a need for them, guilt free. Sensitivities aren’t liabilities as long as you accept and support them. Work with what you’ve got this month, even if your body needs extra attention and care from you.

Social Scene: 

Don’t jump to conclusions! If you feel like your babes don’t like you, you’re likely to get hella paranoid from the 24th through the 30th of October. Just wait for the New Moon on the 30th before you decide what they meant when they said that thing or looked at you sideways. From the 11th onwards, you have access to love that holds you up, so reach out to the people you love and trust the most.

Workspace:

While your self-esteem may be in the shitter off and on this month, it’s still a lit time for advancing your goals, Pisces. If you’re trying to get a raise, finish a thesis, or make connections that’ll bloom into a new chapter in your professional life, you’re in luck. From the 8th onwards, your instincts are especially good, and from the 12th onwards it’s a great time to connect with others. Don’t overextend yourself or sell yourself short, Pisces. You’ve got hella gifts. Take risks and share them with the world.

Love:

At both the start and the end of Scorpio season you’ll have to contend with questions of boundaries, Pisces. Just because you love a bish doesn’t mean that you owe them everything. It’s OK to love with limits, and around the 1st of November you’re likely to have someone model what that looks like. Having boundaries basically means that you’re being honest about what you can and can’t do. Love yourself in equal parts to how you love your bae this month.

XO

 

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Keep your cool, Aries, ‘cause this Full Moon on the 15th is gonna be all up in your business. How you handle feeling over-stimulated is yuge around that week because if you act out of impulse, you may end up hurting yourself. Find a balance between burning things to the ground and sucking up your feels altogether. Dance, jazzercise, run, or hop your way to relaxation this month. Movement is key to balance and chillness.

Social Scene

From the 4th through the 8th, it’s time to be on guard for weird stuff with your crew. You may feel like you’re being diplomatic and find that bishes have a different idea about things. Be honest with yourself about what you’re really feeling, so you don’t act nicey-nice and end up coming off as fake. If you’re in an intense place or hella bugged by people, figure out if you need to take some space or just come forward with more honesty. It’s possible to be cunty and kind at the same time, Aries; the trick is to be straightforward and compassionate while you do you.

Workspace:

Pick your battles wisely, Aries. You may wanna cut a bish if they get in your way, but trust that you’ll come to regret it if you do. Strive to be diplomatic with your problems this month but especially from the Full Moon in your sign on the 15th onwards. Be especially on the lookout for power struggles from the 18th through the 21st that may live on to haunt you if you handle them poorly. If you’ve got nothing to prove, then it doesn’t matter what others think or what they’re doing. Maintain your allies, and focus on your own homework for the win, babe.

Love:

Your sign is known for going out and pioneering, but this month is all about opening up your receptors. How you pay attention to others is up; and if you’re willing to be humble, you may find that you haven’t been listening as well as you thought you had. Everyone has their own version of reality, and it doesn’t matter if yours is the smartest, rightest version of them all; you’ve gotta respect that others may feel differently than you do. Don’t convince, fix, or compel others before you hunker down and try to really see things from their point of view.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

How you feel in your skin isn’t a static thing; you’re always growing and changing, and just as soon as you get used to your meat suit being one way, it goes and changes on you. How rude! On September 30th the New Moon will bring you hella helping vibes for gaining insight into some body-block that’s been nagging at you or to kick off a new self-care attitude or regimen. From the 4th onwards is an excellent time to research, plan, talk, and generally figure out what works for you. Don’t be shy to bring your friendship to your bod to the next level, honey pie.

Social Scene

On the 24th, Venus, the planet of love and beauty, enters into your relationship house; and it’s all-good, Taurus. Make friend time a top priority by throwing parties or curating quality hang time with the babes you love. In order for your friendships to thrive, you need to remember to make time to talk about things unrelated to love or just getting lit. Friendship should be more than a distraction; if you’ve been treating your fam like a placeholder for your love life, then you’ve likely got some repair work to do. Either way, investing in your friendships is worth its weight in gold.

Workspace:

With Jupiter, the planet of growth and chance, in your work house, this is a great time to 2.0 your game. Make use of opportunities that come your way, as it could be easy come, easy go times for you, my friend. The worst thing you could do is fall down a hole made of drinking games and long shots; take risks that give you more long term freedoms and expand your sense of potential. If late October brings turbulence to your plans, try to pace yourself through how you manage your reactions. Keep your eyes on the prize, and don’t get distracted by them shiny things, lover.

Love:

Your feelings have changed, but you’re unlikely to know exactly what that means. Sleep on it, Taurus. Let your emotions catch up to your head, and in the meantime you don’t have to do anything. Let matters develop in your heart of hearts, and be kind to yourself in the process. Not knowing where you’re at isn’t wrong; pushing yourself to feel something that just isn’t there sucks though. The Full Moon on the 15th should bring about some meaningful insights, but it’s chill to sit on them. Let things develop in the time they need to this month.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

It may feel like a million things are trying to steal your attention away from self-care, but you’ve gotta stay strong. Your relationships are demanding a bunch of your energy, and it may feel like there’s nothing left for you. Take alone time to tend to the needs of your body, buddy. You especially need to stretch this month, so take a yoga challenge; or if you’re more like me, just watch cats and do what they do, and skip the classroom. Find a way to care for your meat suit that makes you feel better in the here and now.

Social Scene

The Full Moon on the 15th is going to bring with it a big emo punch. Don’t assume you get where your bishes are coming from because everyone is going through their own version of intense feels bumping up against big ideas. Make sure you’re showing up as the kind of friend you wanna be. There’s helluv energy at play this month to make you feel edgy and quick to make assumptions. Breathe through the BS and try to lead with patience and kindness.

Workspace:

It’s all about who you know. Whether it’s BS or not, your connections grease the way for the kinds of opportunities you get and what people know about you. Focus on the social part of your profession this season while generous Venus is in your house of work. You may find yourself feeling lazy or like you just don’t wanna, but oh well; this Gem was meant to shine. Connect to the human part of your work life and goals so that you can find a way to win at life; work smarter, not harder, Twin Star.

Love:

You’re in luck, Twin Star. This season is all about whispering, texting, and crooning sweet nothings at your crush. Say what you mean and mean what you say, even if it’s scary AF. You’re poised for something new and exciting to enter your love life with the New Moon on the 30th, but what that might be is on you. Reignite your fire with your bae, brave a first move on someone, or start a new creative project. The key is to put yourself out there, focused on creating the loveliest life you can, while saying FU to your fears. Get on it, Mistersister.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22 

Body Matters:

There’s a time and a place for pushing yourself, but if you’ve found lately that it’s always right here, you’re on a weird track. This is a good time for an elimination diet or any kind of body-based therapy that requires some self-discipline, but if your relationship to your bod becomes too restrictive, it won’t work. Be a good parent to the hard-to-understand child that is your carriage, Moonchild. Insert flow and fun in balance with hard work and restriction to balance out your self-care. The healthier your bod is, the easier it is to be happy and productive.

Social Scene

It takes a long time to be friends – not pals – with someone. Trust is not a singular destination as much as an onion with layers that sometimes makes ya cry. While trying to build a fam you really wanna be in, don’t let bumps in the road stop you from trusting people altogether. Let the things that are troubling you also inspire you to look critically at your choices. You’ve been pushing yourself somewhat blindly to stay connected to your friends; is it time to reevaluate your connections? Or simply to invest in them with greater clarity of intent? Take the time to figure it out.

Workspace:

There’s no use in pretending you’ve got limitless energy to waste away at a job or relationship that you don’t actually care about, Moonchild. You’re an emo creature and that doesn’t mean that you can’t work a thing out in the material world; it means that working it out has to include an informed respect for your own feels. Be prepared to confront some work/life balance stuff this Libra season. Your need for balance shouldn’t be a reaction to what’s wrong as much as an embodiment of what’s right for you. Figure your shit out, even if you can’t put it into action quite yet.

Love:

Your heart is full and fierce, but man can you hold a grudge. From October 18th through 22nd, things are especially likely to emerge that make your blood boil, but wait before you act; some things piss you off because of what they are, and some things get under your skin because of what they trigger inside you. These are different problems that take different medicine, and you have to be willing to unpack your reactions in order to know which witch is which. Don’t take your reactions at face value this month.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

There’s a mixed report card for you this month. Your steeze is on point and you’re hella cute, Leo. You look adorbs and there’s nothing bad about that. The only problem is that you may be focusing on your looks instead of taking stock of your actual health, and that ain’t right. Don’t just think about how you look today – invest in your inner-health so that you can look fly when you’re old and grey. Make your friendship with your meat suit a happy one by giving it tough love when it needs it.

Social Scene

From the New Moon on the 30th onwards, this is an awesome time to invest in your homies, Leo. Don’t let shyness get in the way of letting people know how much you love and need them. Improve your listening skills, especially from the 6th through the 8th, even if all you wanna do is throw down some serious gossip. In fact, gossip can be extra fun this season, even if it’s ill-advised. Talk about others only the way you want to be talked about, Kitty Kat. The seeds you plant will grow, so sew with care.

Workspace:

Your vision is just as important as your execution, bae. This month will yield you lots of opportunity for getting your viewfinder affixed on the right destination. Set aside time, even if it’s on your commute to work or school, to think of the future. Where do you see yourself in a few months or years, and how happy are you with that picture? If you move forward without a destination in mind, you won’t be making the most of your potential, Leo, and ain’t nobody got time for that.

Love:

It’s time to get hella deep, Leo. What you want from love is changing, and by changing I mean maturing. Things you may have thought were le lame now seem totally desirable. Don’t judge your own growth, puppy. Allow space for your heart to work itself out because contrary to how it may feel right now, you will find a middle ground that works for you. The key is to not abandon your process just because it’s uncomfortable or you’re scared of being alone. If you’re gonna be alone, you might as well be single. Choose your baes wisely.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

What counts to you, for really and for true? Your actions may not be lined up with your values, and that’s gonna stink. Having a body is hard work, but it’s also a joy. If you focus on stupid shit – like the size of your pores, or whether you’re a size 0 or a size 12 – are you honoring the self you actually wanna be? How does the little stuff of how you look change or reflect on what you actually are? Don’t let anyone tell you what’s good or important when it comes to your body; that bish is your BFF.

Social Scene

Not knowing where you’re at or what you really wanna do is unsettling but doesn’t have to be tragic. If there are weird dynamics in your squad, it doesn’t have to be a big deal, and it’s certainly not forever. Confront weird feels with kindness, so you can flush out any problems with ease. This month may find you with the challenge of holding up a friend who isn’t really helping themselves; the line between enabling and supporting is a fine one, my friend.

Workspace:

You’ve totally got things going in a great direction, but all you can do is notice what you don’t have. Learn the difference between a conservative attitude and a straight up fixation on your fears. You’ve got the skills, the vision, and the resources on hand; the thing you’re missing is the confidence to put it all together. Ask for perspective or a helping hand because your viewfinder is more clouded than you think it is. You’ve got this, Virgo. Have faith.

Love:

Whether you’ve got an ex taking up real estate in your head, or you can’t seem to let go of a stupid fight with bae, this month is all about letting your feels bubble up to the surface so you can finally release them. Play catch and release with your obsessions from the explosive Full Moon on the 15th onwards. Let change flow, Virgo. Transform your feels before you have to by owning the messiness of them. Some things aren’t reasonable and that’s ok, as long as you stay away from self-destructive dynamics. Love is a healing force. Let it move through your life.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Libra! Bring your feels to the forefront of your personal New Year. The New Moon on the 30th in your sign is a call for you to start feeling yourself. Luckily for you, Jupiter, the planet of expansion, and Chatty-Cathy Mercury are in your sign too, helping you to do whatever you need to get yourself to the next level. Thrift a new wardrobe, quit smoking, expand your self-love routine. You can have the best of what your meat suit has to offer this year if you make good choices in self-loving ways. Get on it.

Social Scene

It’s time to consider the role that fear has been playing in your life, lover. Evading crappy thoughts can for sure lead to good livin’, but it can also be a ploy to try and pretend that you’re feeling something that you’re not. Let bishes love you, Libra. Share the good, the fierce, and the ugly with your fam, even if you barely want to face it yourself. It’s your Birthday, and you’re gonna be showered with love and good times: yay! The good doesn’t undo the rough, so let them co-exist in a black lipstick and white frilly dress kinda way.

Workspace:

You need inspiration, and you need it yesterday. Part of the creative challenge of having a life that feels dynamic to you is to be able to look ahead. I’m not suggesting that you should live in the future, but if you consider where you ultimately want to be, your choices for the short term clarify themselves. Take bits of insight and pair it with baby steps that empower you, Libra. You’ve got the raw material; all you’ve gotta do now is follow through in the right direction.

Love:

Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Libra. At the start of September you may be feeling like anything is possible, but the Full Moon on the 15th is going to bring up hella complicated feels for you to sort through. Whether you’ve changed, or bae isn’t the same as they used to be, it’s time to face facts, Libra. If you’ve been trying to stuff your feelings down, now’s the time that things are going to erupt to the surface – and not too gently, either. Honor your investments in your sweetie, or if you’re single, in being the person you wanna be. You or your situation may need to change, and drawing things out won’t help.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Sleep may evade you this Libra season, but especially in the October part of it. There’s helluv stuff up in your head, but it may feel like a big jumble of data instead of streamlined thoughts. Make an effort to protect your dream life, Scorpio. Try to have no devices in the bedroom while you sleep, and avoid using them at least a half-hour before you hit the sheets. Your subconscious mind needs time to unfurl itself so that your conscious mind can function at its peak potential. Try it for a month and see how it feels, and then you can stay up till all hours for your bday month (right around the corner!).

Social Scene

If you’ve got abandonment issues, watch out for triggers from your fam from the 12th onwards. It’s not super likely that you’re about to be left behind as much as you might feel that way. Beware of pulling a George W. Bush and doing a preemptive strike on a friend that you fear is icing you. Don’t jump to conclusions, Scorpio. If you’re gonna assume something, assume that your bishes love you and whatever they’re doing isn’t intended to mess with you. With Venus in your sign, it can be all lovey, all day; so try and expect the best this month, Puppy.

Workspace:

Even if you’re totally over your workload, it’s super unlikely that you’ll be able to up and leave. This month will bring you as much drama at work as you’re willing to participate in, Scorpio. When someone crosses the line or you’re just plain over it, you’ve got two choices: react to your feelings and cut into a bish, or come up with a plan (I vote for the latter). Get mad strategic about how to manage difficult people and situations by reconnecting with why you consent to being in your situation. If you find it’s not worth it, make an exit strategy. If you have a good reason to stay, focus on that instead of your desire for muuuurder.

Love:

The biggest danger to your love life is that you idealize the people that you know you like. There’s nothing wrong with loving someone for all you think they can be, but you’ve got problems as soon as it creeps into fantasy town. Accept people for who they are, even their crap parts. Knowing that a person is foolish in some ways doesn’t undo the ways that they’re lit. Love on your crush with the wholeness of the messy, messy truth that includes what you don’t really like. Realness is the stuff that lasts, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21 

Body Matters:

Having a body can be a burden when it’s not a beautiful gift. With Saturn still hanging out in your first house, themes of aging may be making themselves known in lovely and disturbing ways. No matter what your age is, there’s wisdom and freedom in exploring what it’s like to be an older bish. The only thing you know for sure is that right now you’re as young as you’re ever gonna be and that there’s lit ways to grow older just as much as there are sad ways. Find your own.

Social Scene

Platonic love doesn’t get enough attention in our weird world, but your fam are the folks that hold you up when you’re down and give you a place in this world. Make space in your life for honoring your chosen family. From the 10th through the 12th is an especially great time to bring your friendships to the next level or to make new friends. Life is an adventure, but it’s a lonely one without babes that get you. If you run into conflicts in all your efforts to lavish attention on your friendships, don’t worry about it. Show up and speak your truth, and things’ll work out just fine.

Workspace:

You’re in a spectacular time to get things done, ‘Tarius. Follow through with your plans; and if you don’t have any, spend some time at the drawing board. Your focus is really important this month, and if you fritter your energy away on details that are less important than the whole, you’ll feel totally exhausted and frustrated at the same time. Do things as well as you can, but get ‘em done, lover. That means you’ve gotta focus on the highest impact tasks, and not all the things all at once.

Love:

You’re in a place of figuring out who you wanna be and what it all means, and that’s real AF. The trick is to take enough space from your bae life to fall in love with you. Instead of trying to get into a relationship, really investigate what didn’t work for you in the past. Strive to know yourself better so that you can make better choices with your achy breaky heart, ‘Tarius. If you’re already in a relationship, a good day to take a step back and do you is with the Full Moon on the 15th; honestly reflect on where you’re at, even if it’s hella complicated.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Watch out! From the 15th through the 21st, you should be on guard against accidents and built-up frustrations. There’s helluv energy building up inside of you and it will be expressed, one way or another. The question is only if you’ll be the one calling the shots. Think of yourself as an animal that needs a balanced about of movement and activity in order to function correctly (because that’s exactly what you are). Step away from your devices, and exercise something other than your fingers and your mind for happiest results.

Social Scene

You may not exactly know who your friends are, and that’s a weird feeling. It’s not that you don’t know bishes, it’s just that you may be feeling disconnected from your fam. Don’t assume the worst and hide away in a sad-Cap hidey-hole, Kitty Kat. Reach out to your friends and ask for help, whether you need it for something deep or for help binging on Netflix.  

Workspace:

Be open to new projects and possibilities opening up for you this month, Cappy. The key is not to take on every opportunity that presents itself but to know which things offer you what you really want. If all you do is the busy work of getting ‘er done, you’ll never feel that sense of satisfaction and peace that you’re seeking. Be willing to say ‘no’ to things that take time and energy from the things you most want to say ‘yes’ to, especially on the 6th through the 8th of October.

Love:

When you feel at home with someone, it’s like you’ve arrived. The problem is that home is where bishes feel comfortable enough to act out, meaning that when you feel safe, it’s easy to not pay attention to your own behavior. Make sure you’re treating others well, Capricorn. Treating someone with kindness requires you to really stop and notice them, which is hard to do when you’re consumed by your own feels. Take time off to tend to yourself so that you can show the F up for the people you most love this month.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Wait until you feel anxious and creepy and off, and then try this out, Aquarius: find the parts of your body that feel good, or that stand out and feel bad. Breathe and stay with whatever you feel. Don’t fix or find or any other thing. Just breathe and be a nice, chill friend to the part of your body that’s holding your bad feelings. Treat how you feel as the most important thing to you, lover. The emo and the physical are supes connected, and the clearer you are about how that functions for you, the easier it’ll be to have the most peaceful experience of both.

Social Scene

Not all drama is bad; sometimes things have to come to the surface so that they can be cleared away. Whether you’ve overstepped some boundary or somebody feels that you have, you may have to honor a friends’ feels this month. You don’t have to agree with what a loved one thinks happened in order to agree that hurt feels are the pits. Don’t confuse humility and guilt, or acknowledging someone else’s feelings with an attack on your own. True friendship takes maintenance, so get to work, bb.

Workspace:

This month can find you getting ahead in a meaningful way (yay!), but it’ll cost you (boo!). You’ve got to reign in you desire for everything to fall into place all at once, Aquarius. Instead of being inspired by the big picture, you’re likely to find yourself drained at the thought of what you don’t have. Bring your focus to all that you have going for you on the work front this month; even if where you’re at is the stage of acquiring the basics that you won’t get to use for some time, every small phase of development is necessary for the big stuff to happen. Work hard and you’ll get there by and by.

Love:

You know the old saying, “if you can’t be patient, just be obsessive”? Of course you don’t, because there is no such cray cray saying! Patience requires being protective enough of the things or people you love that you give them the time and space to develop. Picking at things will lead to drama and crapiness this month. If bae asks for space, give it to them. If you’re not feeling things and you don’t know why, give your heart some breathing room. Start having healthier boundaries with yourself, and you’ll find that your relationships benefit in untold ways.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

There’s no magic to it. If you don’t get enough sleep, or remember to breathe, or drink enough water, or eat nutritious foods, or get some sun on your face now and again, you’ll feel like crap. Before looking for complicated solutions to pretty standard problems, make sure you can say you’re regular on the afore mentioned self-care list. And I don’t mean that you should do some of those things, or only do them for a few days in a row to see results. Adopt a healthy lifestyle that tends to your physical foundations first, friend.

Social Scene

This is likely to be a long road if you don’t know where you stand or what you want. Instead of looking around your self for cues and reacting to where you think other people are at, try shoving all of that outta your mind for a minute. What do you want, Pisces? Don’t get so caught up in your fears that you can’t see your own self or your homies clearly. Change is inevitable, but the quality of that change is up for grabs. Show up with your most authentic self, and be patient with what unfolds from there.

Workspace:

What you value says a lot about you, but how you act on what you value says even more. Be open to insights and inspiration on the meaning that money holds for you and what you’re for reals willing to do to get it. You may have been resting on assumptions that you’ve outgrown or that were never even heartfelt for you at all, Pisces. It’s time to align your values with what you actually value. The best way to feel confused and crappy is to not have clear motivations guiding you. Clarify and carry on Pisces.

Love:

You are infinitely loveable, Pisces. You’re a gem. So why has your self esteem been in the shitter? Instead of focusing on what you don’t have, try taking stock of what you do have going for you. This month, gratitude is the attitude that’ll attract the most love and light into your heart-sphere. You’re nothing less than everything, and you don’t need someone else as proof of that. Treat yourself as the sexy beast you are, and hold out for the kind of love that makes you feel loved. What you consent to is the embodiment of your boundaries, and that’s no joke. Love yourself enough to hold out for the right kind of love.

 

XO

Written originally for Oyster Magazine

 

 

💎 Virgo Season Aug. 23-Sept. 22 2016

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

On the 16th there’s a ripe Lunar Eclipse, which is like a full Moon on crack; and it’s happening in the dark part of your soul, Aries. It’s time to confront the feels that you’ve been telling yourself are no good; channel your inner hippy and make that long-haired freak show you how to heal what hurts with tender kindness. Meditate, howl at the moon, hug a tree, or just be chill about the ways you’re not feeling chill. Even though it’s Virgo season, being perfect isn’t the answer. Just accept the person you are and the meat suit you live in, lover.

Social Scene

There’s so much intensity at play in the stars now that you may feel like your friends are scattered all over the place, and you don’t know where you stand. The good news is that people are unlikely to be having drama with you, but the crap news is that their being weird may still hurt your feels. Find the sweet spot between coming at people aggressively or being defensive about your needs, and sitting around nervously wondering where all your bishes are at. Refine your emoji skills this Virgo season, and let a picture tell the story of how much you miss, need, or are annoyed by your homies; and it’s likely to work more easily and more effectively than any kind of processing will.

Workspace:

The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is a hella fertile time for you this season. If you’re dealing with the reality you’ve been handed, you’re set; make meaningful strides to making your life better by working your buns off, Aries. If you’ve been languishing in indecision or a fantasy of your situation, you may have an unpleasant wake-up call though. There are greater chances for misunderstandings from the 30th through the 21st, as Mercury Retrograde junks up the flow of communication around these dates. Work with the energy instead of against it; reiterate your intention, reinforce your goals, and reflect on your progress, bae.

Love:

They say that no one can ‘make’ you feel anything, but that ‘s only half true. If you get hella reinforcement, the right attention from the right kinda bish will make you feel just fiiiine. The problem is, if you don’t really like and love yourself, those happy feels will only be a passing thing. Strengthen your relationship to yourself, Aries. Commit to being the best lover you ever had; and buy yourself flowers, find reasons to catch feelings for yourself, and treat yourself like 24 karats of pure gold. When you love yourself right, it doesn’t matter in the same way if your honey doesn’t text you when you wanted or if your crush is mystifying. What matters most is self-love this Virgo Season.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Things build up in the body; that’s just the nature of the beast. How you feel, what you put in it, how much you move, all of that builds up over the course of years and sets the foundation for your health and wellness. Treat your body like the priority that it is, Taurus. Realign with the wisdom that you already have about your body’s needs, as a singular expert in the subject. If you have no idea what actually makes you feel lit, then you’ve got extra work to do. This is not a test, it’s real life, and you’ve only got this one vehicle to drive for your whole life. Treat yourself good and not only when you’re feeling bad. Honor your needs before you feel like you have to because it’s waaaay easier to live that way. 

Social Scene

If meeting new friends is on your to-do list, then there’s good news for you. The Full Moon on the 16th may just shake up your community or social crew, and resistance is futile. The work is not to avoid conflict, it’s to avoid BS. Deal with realness and don’t let yourself get baited into fights for the sake of drama. From the 16th to the 19th, there’s helluv social energy in your sphere but especially for making new connections or deepening existing ones; so don’t worry when it seems all bad. If you’ve been caught up and have forgotten to feed your community, this is the time to do it. Reinforce how you’re connected to a world that’s larger than you.

Workspace:

How are you investing in your future, Taurus? Not in the next few months, but where you wanna be next year, in the next five years, or in ten? This is a great time to look at the bigger picture of what you’re doing and what it’s leading you to. Even if you’re not in a position to provide for your future self, you can get real about what needs attention in your plans – if you’ve got them at all. Looking at this stuff doesn’t mean you have to do anything, but it’ll certainly empower you to action if you’re ready for it. If you’ve been languishing in a dead-end job and not getting enough value out of it, this month is a great time to motivate yourself to look for something else. Your job doesn’t have to be your life, but if it isn’t you’d better be making the most of it when you’re off the clock.

Love:

The new Moon on the 1st is a Solar Eclipse that will bring hella intensity with it. Are you having fun, Taurus? Never underestimate the healing and generative power of pleasure. It’s time to get real about the state of your love life. Whether you’re going through the motions or all about it, these days will confront you with some damn realness that can’t and shouldn’t be ignored. You may need to address your dynamic with your bae, or it may be your relationship to your own bod that needs tweaking. If you’re single, this is a great time to look at who you’re finding yourself drawn to and what it reflects about you. If you try and sweep these things under the rug, you’ll get a dramatic nudge around the 11th; so deal with things before you have to, boo.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

How you hold your feels in is a personal style issue, but what’s universal is that whatever gets pushed down inside of you, takes root in your body. The Solar Eclipse on the 1st will bring you a confrontation with some reality you’ve been hedging on dealing with, Twin Star. How you cope with the feels in your bod is everything, so here’s a pro tip: don’t be a hater. Love yourself through the rough stuff by performing the simple tasks of breathing through your fears and general self-care stuff that you know you should be doing. Don’t let your anxieties upset your whole system this season, and resist the urge to be fake. You can have a bad day, and that doesn’t mean anything much other than you’re human. Don’t seek answers when you can seek peace, lover.

Social Scene

You’ve been feeling off lately, and it’s made you weird(er). Your ruling planet is Retrograde from the 30th through till the 21st, making your head just a touch more scrambled – just to make your life more complicated. You need one-on-one quality hang out time with the bishes who get you, Twin Star. Friendship is the place you get to go to be you, and if you’ve been missing out on the benefits of that, it’s on you to make the fix. Romantic love is not the only kind of love that can transform and hold you up; be there for your friendships this month.

Workspace:

We all hold on to dank, limited beliefs that hold us back, but the good news is that the Full Moon on September 16th is here to help you break them. You’re in a fertile place, but you’ve got to be careful about the seeds you’re planting. Being clear about what you don’t want is not the same as resonating with what you do. Instead of looking at all the shit you want to avoid in your work life, try compiling a solid list of what you know you want. Think about the quality of your time, the long-term impact of how your work life affects you, and make sure that you’re actions feed you one way or another. The most important thing is that you get out of your own way, and you can use the Full Moon vibes to help you do it.

Love:

Even if you’re doing just fine and handling the pressures of your daily life like a champ, your relationships may bring you hella stress, especially from the 23rd through the 28th. Don’t take on other peoples’ stress, Twin Star, no matter how much you love a bish. How you express and hold your boundaries is up; so be brave, kind, and firm as you show up for the babes you love. The Harvest Moon on the 16th is going to bring dynamic emo vibes into your life, but it’ll take you being a force for posi change to make the most of it. Don’t be a passive force, Gem, because if all you ever do is react, how you gonna get your needs met? Taking up space with blah blah blah is not the same as building up intimacy. Bring realness to the table, even if it’s controversial or inconvenient.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You’ve been working hard, and it’s taking its toll. It’s not always possible to have balance in your life, so what can you do when balance isn’t an option but you’re yearning for some peace? It’s all about the pace you set, Moonchild. If there’s not enough time in your days or weeks to chill out, you can at least take breaks where you hide away from everyone for a minute and just breathe. Pace yourself through the most stressful parts of your day so that you try and tackle the hardest parts whenever you have the most natural energy. Never underestimate the power of sleep and drinking enough water too. Don’t let self-care be more complicated than it needs to be this Virgo season.

Social Scene

If your friendships have been hanging on by a thread, they’re likely to go through a shake up that brings some realness to them, like it or not. Around the Solar Eclipse on the 1st, you’re in for an encounter with reality that you may have preferred to avoid. If you don’t trust your homies, what’s the point, Moonchild? There’s a big difference between pals and true friends, and that’s trust. Real friendships reflect trust and shared responsibility to each other, while your pals kinda come and go and you lowkey expect them to hurt your feels half the time. Change your expectations to better reflect what’s happening between you and your homies, Puppy. That said, it’s best to only process with your peeps post Mercury Retrograde (it’s happening from the 30th to the 21st) unless you know you’re ready sooner. Take your time, Moonchild.

Workspace:

There’s hella room for expansion in your work life, Moonchild, but how do you wanna grow? Be on the lookout from the 16th through the 19th for opportunities that come to you from friends and people that already know you. The key is not to get more but to get more of what you want. Work harder or work smarter – it doesn’t matter where you’re at, just make sure that you’re working in the direction that you believe will bring you the highest quality of life, whatever that means to you. As always with a Mercury Retrograde season, make sure that you’re careful about misunderstandings, and always read the fine print. Do that and you’re all good, boo.

Love:

Even if everything is perfect between you and another person, you still have to deal with the imperfections of being a person. There’s the part that’s about you, and then there’s the part that’s about them, and then there’s ‘us’ stuff. This month is one where you need to be understanding about where everyone is coming from. It’s not always easy to be a person, and if you try and force yourself or the people you dig to be on it all the time, you’ll unwittingly create a problem that you could easily avoid. Allow for the ebb and flow of your love life, even when it’s awkward or scary.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

This Virgo Season may start off with your energy kinda waning. Your vitality is not at its zenith, and don’t worry about it because it’s unlikely to be a long-term thing. You are not what you do, and sometimes the Universe needs to remind you of that by making it so that you can’t do so much all the GD time. Take care of your body in a loving and patient way, Leo; on the 16th through the 19th of September, you’ll get a solid burst of energy that will help you feel great about yourself again. If you’re trying to go out dancing, shopping, or wanting to throw a party, these dates are tailor-made for it. Don’t let the ebb and flow of your energy tie you in knots; love yourself equally no matter how you feel.

Social Scene

You don’t need to do another thing. Like for reals. It’s time to have a slumber party with your BFF or a texting marathon while chilling alone. You need down time and a break, and once you get it, you’ll be back to your glorious self again, Leo. Sometimes you need to go inside your dark places to come out the other side refreshed. Social obligation and FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) will only make you feel like worse crap when you’re down this month. Don’t force yourself to go out when you’re not feeling it; just let your squad know that it’s not about them when it isn’t, and take care of your feels, BB.

Workspace:

Creating opportunity is kinda your thing, but that doesn’t mean that you’re making the most of it, Leo. Put to use your ability to make connections that serve everyone! There’s no point in getting caught up in competition with others because there’s enough room for everyone to be successful; you’re really you’re only in competition with your own personal best. Hold yourself up without worrying about what anyone else is or isn’t doing, love. If your day job isn’t giving you life, it’s time to take on a side hustle that does. Create a life you love by doing things that bring you joy, whether it’s your day job or not.

Love:

This Solar Eclipse on September 1st is a call for you to get real, Leo. Make sure that you’re checked-in with your values and that your actions reflect the shit that you believe and can stand behind. New Moons are always about beginnings and are ripe for calling new vibes into your life. This Eclipse will be like a New Moon on crack (which is admittedly a typically whack thing, but in your case it’s lit, I promise). So bring forth some newness! Holding on to dynamics or people that you know don’t serve you is a nervous habit that you’ve gotta break, lover. Use this Virgo season, but especially the September half, to get real about where you’re at (as opposed to where you wish you were), and shift your behavior as needed. Don’t waste this potent opportunity!

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Virgo! The new Moon in your sign on the 1st brings with it a Solar Eclipse, and that ain’t no joke, Papa Smurf. If you’ve been languishing in anxiety over the past few months, you may find that it’s taken a toll. Get your self-care on point to deal with the reality check that these heavy emo vibes will bring. How you relate to your physical self lays a foundation for your emo self to flourish or flounder. Breathe through stress when shit gets too real, and remember that a little bit of self-love goes a real long way; so love all of yourself and not just the perfect parts.

Social Scene

With your ruling planet appearing to move backwards in the sky, you’re likely to feel a little scattered this month. Don’t add more on your plate when you’re feeling off your game, but don’t get stuck in meh-ville either. It’s about balance. It’s your Birthday, and if you let your bishes love you, they totally and completely will. There’s been hella anxious energies hitting your solar neck of the woods, and it’s been making you feel less of the very real love that you’re surrounded by. There’s a meaningful difference between self-protection and setting up walls, Virgo. It takes strength to be vulnerable, lover.

Workspace:

You’re in a great position to leverage, but that’ll take solid self-esteem to capitalize on. You have the resources built up, the skill, and the vision, but that doesn’t mean that you’ll get out of your head long enough to do what you’ve gotta do IRL. It’s hard taking on responsibility that actually means something to you, Virgo. There’s no space from your insecurities and risk, and that can feel like a lot. Instead of thinking about what can go wrong, focus your energy on what small thing you can do today to advance your goals. Is it something as simple as be friendlier to your boss? Or are there easy things for you to follow through with that will help you get where you eventually have to go? All you gotta for reals do is to put yourself out there.

Love:

In the August half of Virgo, there’s likely to be some extra strain in your bae life as you’re actually struggling with what you want. Instead of looking at what anyone else is or isn’t doing, really take a look at your own motivations. Do you want space but are scared of taking it? Don’t push people away or generate excuses for being stressed TF out. Come September you’re going to be in a great position to improve your connections with people, so don’t worry that you’re going to get stuck in August’s dank vibes, lover! Figure out what you want, what you need, and what you’ve got to offer before you go obsessing on anyone else.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22 

Body Matters:

It’s hard to be really free when you’re trapped in self-destructive habits. You’ve gotta embrace your body’s strength and power with both hands, Libra. It doesn’t matter where you’re starting from, your meat suit has something wild and wonderful that you can embrace. In this Virgo season promise to look in the mirror once a day and tell yourself at least three things that you appreciate about your body. Whether it’s the miracle of how it functions or the beauty of how it looks, reinforce your physical existence with love, self-acceptance, and by taking a break from critical self-scrutiny. I promise it’ll be worth the effort.

Social Scene

Be on the lookout for grumpy babies trying to get attention from you by being grumpy babies. From the 23rd to the 26th, emotions will be running high, and you may be in the uncomfortable position of having to take care of friends who aren’t able to really tell you what they need. Show them compassion without enabling, and do the same for your self, Libra. With two eclipses this season, everybody is bound to be extra intense; so you may need to spend less time socializing and more time taking care of your inner world. The good news is that everyone is likely to feel that way, so you can spend time with your homies getting all witchy and shit. Let your friendships enhance your life, or leave them to chill on ice for a minute.

Workspace:

You can put yourself out there and fail to achieve what you wanted, or even embarrass TF out of yourself, but that’s not the same as failing. Failure is not learning anything from your experiences, Libra. Failure is also not trying at all. Don’t fall for the idea that your life is always supposed to be dope. There’s a learning curve for everything, and if you started off at the top, there’d be nowhere to grow towards. Life is short, but it’s also epic; be down to take the pearls from the hard stuff, and that’ll make it all worth it. You’ve got everything to gain.

Love:

Harvest Full Moon on the 16th is a fertile time for your bae life. Your closest relationships are likely to have meaningful emo eruptions around this time, and even if it’s messy, it’s good for you. Full Moons are often about endings, but that doesn’t necessarily mean break ups; it’s about the closure of a cycle of relating and reflecting. Be a healing force for growth and change, Libra. The start of September will bring the right kind of self-reflection vibes to help you get clear about your feels and your needs, so take some QT for hanging out alone around then to best use those vibes, cutie.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Pay attention to your dreams this season, but especially after the 10th, Dreamer. You’re innermost thoughts and feels want your consideration; so if your dreamscape gets intense, you should pay attention to what it’s trying to tell you. If there’s a habit you’ve been trying to quit, the Full Moon on the 16th is a great day to start; Full Moons are always a good time to end a way of being, but this one is also an eclipse, making it hella strong. There will be supportive energies immediately after it, helping you to create new and improved ways. The key is to not stay stuck or just make lateral movement; improve your life from the inside out.

Social Scene

Reconnect with your friends, Scorpio. If you’ve let yourself get distracted away from your homies, you may have inadvertently hurt some feels. If that’s happened, people are gonna act weird when you reach out to them, so pay attention to their cues. Don’t let your friends feel like they’re disposable, or you’ll end up sewing seeds of discontent that’ll bite you in your sweet, sweet fanny later on. Get with your people, and show them how you cherish them this season, especially around the Solar Eclipse on the 1st. This is a rich time for connecting with the babes you love; but its an even better one for clearing the air and having heart-to-hearts, so jump at it if you need ‘em, Puppy.

Workspace:

This Virgo Season is a good time to reach out to the contacts you’ve let slip through your fingers, Scorpio. Make sure that the people who’ve helped you get where you are know that you appreciate them, and that the people who’ve tried to hold you back don’t get too much of your precious energy. Take stock of your progress, and try to appreciate how far you’ve come. If you’ve been stuck this is a great time to look at the context of why and what you can do to dislodge your obstacles. If you’re truly unable to change your situation, you can always shift how you relate to it. Understand how you got here, so you can more easily get to where you wanna be, bae.

Love:

By the 10th you’ll find that your love life is intensifying, so if you didn’t do your homework with the New Moon/Solar Eclipse on the 1st and open your heart to what you truly want, there’s gonna be some drama. You’ve been at it in a way that’s either really paying off or it’s costing you more than it’s worth. The Lunar Eclipse on the 16th is going to bring some relationship dynamic to a head that’s been needing your attention. Change is the only constant in life, so don’t fight to preserve the status quo just because you’re scared of it, lover. Be sure that you’re trying to make things better reflect what you’re here for and what you’ve got to offer, and you’ll be fine, Scorpio.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

There’s an anvil of heavy vibes coming your way around the 24th of August, and it wants your attention. If you’ve had a health trouble that you’ve been avoiding, prepare for a serious crash into reality, ‘Tarius. Your relationship to your body is a reflection and barometer of where you’re at, and it’s time to pay attention to it. Focus on cultivating flexibility, and you’ll be making the most of these kinda boner-killing vibes. Luckily the Solar Eclipse on the 1st is coming to energize you; kick off new body-loving habits around then, and you’ll be perf.

Social Scene

From 9/7-14th, your homies may bug the heeze outta you. It’s likely to have very little to do with them; you’re just irritable, ‘Tari. If you’re not in the right frame of mind to hang with your crew, just spend time alone, lover. This is an especially good time to spend one-on-one time with your besties doing something productive or adventurous. If you’re feeling like you’re in an emo k-hole, just ask for help. You have friends who wanna love on you, so let them. Just to make things more complicated, Mercury Retrograde from the 30th-21st is going to make it easier for miscommunications to flourish. Be patient, fierce one.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 1st will open doors for you, but are you open to it? If you get so fixed on how you think things ‘should’ be, you may not notice chances for how they could be, even if it’s way better. The last week of August is likely to be hella frustrating, and part of that is about feeling stalled or like your circumstances are slowing you way down. Make sure that you don’t get fatalistic, or worse, antagonistic with the people that you need to get along with at work. Sometimes, you’ve gotta take a stand for what’s right, and other times, you’ve just gotta suck it up and make do with crappiness. Either way, it’s wise to take good care of yourself and keep your freak-outs in your Dear Diary.

Love:

There’s helluv vibes to help you let go of that ex or relationship that you’ve not been able to shake off, but it won’t happen on it’s own, Sagittarius. This month will bring you lots of emotions, and a good part of that will be your feels about stuff that happened in your past. The Full moon on the 16th is a good one for forgiveness and moving on, so who do you need to let off the hook? Whether it’s yourself, someone who you’re currently with, or someone from back in the day, you can free yourself from your attachments to feeling like crap if you try. Forgiveness doesn’t require you to compromise your discretion, just to let go of your judgments.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Watch out for feeling mad volatile between the 10th and 19th of September because there are some intense transformative vibes happening within you. When you feel restless inside your bod, it’s easy to wanna ignore it and project those dank energies onto others. Own your shit, even if it stinks. Your best move is to focus on the top few things that you know you’re doing that are not great for your body (eating dairy, being on your mobile right before bed, partying too much; you get the idea), and minimize them. You don’t have to be perfect, but actively doing things that make you feel bad is played out, Capricorn.

Social Scene

The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is a great time to root yourself with the people and causes that give you life. This is a fertile time for actively connecting with others, and there’s no downside to it! Be real with yourself and others, and it’ll be well rewarded. Around the middle of the month, there’s likely to be more unsettling vibes to deal with; so use the juice of the Harvest full Moon on the 16th to let go of what – or who – isn’t right for you anymore. Change is an inevitable part of growing, so don’t resist the hard parts of your relationships if coping with them can get you past your crap ruts.

Workspace:

The middle of September is gonna bring you all kinds of excellence in helping you to advance your goals. True success involves balance. Having all the things you want doesn’t actually feel that good if you don’t have any place to land or any people to share it with. You need people, Cappy. How well you play with others is hella important, and you won’t get very far by making enemies this month. It’d be a mistake to think that fools who don’t have power now never will or that you don’t need to make time for your fam. Everyone is important, so treat them like you wanna be treated.

Love:

Resentments and bitterness will get you nowhere, Cappy. They say that forgiveness is the letting go of all hope of a better past, and that’s so real. Release your attachments to how things ‘should’ be, and start dealing and healing with how they are. Around the 1st and the 11th, you’re likely to feel really intense, and no Cappy loves that. Use the generative power of love to help you combat inner BS or dynamics that hurt your feels. Allowing yourself to be loved will require you to stop reliving all the times you weren’t.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

This Mercury Retrograde season (from the 30th of August until the 21st of September) is a great time to renovate your wardrobe. Retrogrades in astrology try to point your attentions inwards and help you look back at what you’ve done in the recent past. Sift through your clothes and make sure they fit the body you have now and that you’re not holding on to things that are just not you. Make room in your life for styles that make you feel dope in your body, and screw what anyone else says.

Social Scene

The whole playing field of your social life is shifting, and it’s impacting all of your friendships, Aquarius. Don’t be passive in how you relate to your besties because those bishes deserve your care and time, Ducky. Virgo season is all about the details, but we just so happen to have that sign’s ruling planet, Mercury, rolling backwards which can make the little things get scattered. Be a friend, Aquarius. Remember your crew’s struggles and accomplishments, and reach out to share in them. Invest in your crew this month by showing the F up.

Workspace:

No Aquarius is an island, even if you’d like to be sometimes. The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is going to bring up a lot of productive but emo energy that you’re gonna have to deal with one way or another. You may find that people you’re associated with but not terribly close to act in confusing or high-mai ways; don’t take it personally and if you can, be the calming voice of reason you know you can be. This month will present opportunities to step up into a leadership role, so even though Mercury is Retrograde and determined to make things hella confusing, you can be the bish who busts through that BS to shed some light. Work it out, bb.

Love:

There’s so much earthy energy happening around us this month that it could drive an Aquarius crazy. Use these Virgo vibes to get real clear about your boundaries. Make sure that you’re showing up for your honies exactly as you told them you would. Honor your word and be present when you’re with them. If something is not right with how your crush or bae is treating you, let them know in a clear way. Mercury is retrograde and that can make communication funky, so do your best to be clear. Be open to someone new entering your life around the 16th through the 19th or a new dynamic with your flame to emerge.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

There’s a lot of heavy energy getting pooled up in your life, and it’s blocking your vibes, Pisces. If you’ve been having a hard time getting a good night’s sleep or all you’ve been doing is lazing around, it’s your body’s way of saying “meow; help!” Take care of your whole self – the functions and the form of you. This is an excellent time to turn your attention in on yourself and work on feeling good in your own skin. If you’re feeling yourself, then take it to the streets, lover. Bring your style to the next level to better reflect who you are because you are freaking fabulous.

Social Scene

There’s hella weird vibes up with your homies, and you may have to cut through a bunch of crap that may not have anything to do with you to get to the truth. Sometimes there’s a fine line between being paranoid and intuitive, and the way to find it is through the old school art of direct communication. From the 24th of August through the 16th of September, you’re in a period that wants you to deal for reals. Honor your feels, have those awkward convos, and be a friend, Pisces. Work on relationship to friendship itself this month.

Workspace:

How the heeze are you supposed to get what you want if you don’t even know what that is? Strip away your fears and insecurities so you can get to the meat of what you truly desire to achieve, and dial it back from there. You’ve been tripping lately, and around the 24th you’re likely to hit a wall with it. Use this confrontation with confusion to inspire you to clear away the junk in your head. Simplify your thinking, and deal with essentials only this Virgo season; and it will help you parse out your reality from your projections or other people’s crap.

Love:

Loving others with all of you doesn’t empower you to slack on your side of the exchange, Pisces. By not being direct about where you’re at, you not only do yourself a disservice but also you make it harder for others to show up for you in a way that really works. The New Moon/Solar Eclipse on the 1st in your relationship house is a stellar opportunity to bring your loves to the table for some shared and loving realness.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19 

Body Matters:

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should, Aries. At your core you’re a powerhouse of a person, and that’s a lot to live up to. Instead of taking on more out of impulse or obligation, use your discretion this season. There’s a serious risk of you feeling exhausted AF and losing track of yourself as a result. Listen to the needs of your body, even if your head is whisper-yelling at you to push ahead. Know your limits so that your bod doesn’t have to knock you down in efforts to get your attention, Puppycat.

Social Scene

Be mindful about who you roll with and how, Aries. When you’re not right with yourself, it’s not a great time to hit the streets with your crew. This month you’re not likely to be feeling group hang out time ‘cause you’re going through something, my love. Hunker down with your closest bishes, and spend the kind of quality time that allows you to unpack your feels and thoughts. You need perspective, and your homies can give it to you if you let them. This may be a time when you have to deal with some hard truths about some relationships; don’t jump to conclusions. When in doubt, talk it out.

Workspace:

You don’t have to know what’s around the corner in order to fast forward your progress or even to know how to best achieve your goals. Too much focus on your destination will actually slow down your progress this month. Honor your gut instincts over the whinging in your mind. Obsessive thinking will mess you up this month because it’s coming from a place of fear, and it’s sensitized to what you don’t want. Support the feeling side of your ambitions so that you can tolerate the rocky bits, Aries.

Love:

The New Moon on the 2nd can mark a heartfelt opening for you, or it can just represent a day when you’re feeling yourself. August will bring with it a lot of fiery energy to cook up your love life, but it may have to battle it out with the parts of you that just wanna be alone. Don’t be scared to pause or pace out your date times, Aries. Honor where you’re at above your ideas of where you ‘should’ be this month.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

If you’ve been running yourself ragged, there’s no reason to expect that you’ll feel solid in your bod this month. It’s not always possible to slow down, so in those times you’ve gotta bring more mindfulness to how you do you, Taurus. Start simple, free, and quick by just breathing. Focus your intention and your time on simply inhaling and exhaling. So simple! So helpful! You need to take care of you, so that you can TCB like a damn boss, bb.

Social Scene

If you don’t have the time or energy for your fam, that’s alright; but if you don’t let them know what’s up with you, they’ll take it personally. Figure out how to be direct about your boundaries when you don’t even know what they are, Taurus. You’re entitled to say to bishes: I love you and I’m not sure what’s going on with me; sorry if I go dark for a minute, or whatever else is true for you. Don’t ghost your friends this month, even when you’re not sure why you wanna be alone.

Workspace:

It’s time to make a decision, Taurus. You’ve got to pick a lane and set your course because a wishy-washy attitude will guarantee you a meh kind of outcome. With can-do Mars off your back, you’re likely to feel hecka capable after the 2nd but also less motivated. Don’t react to your circumstances so much that you lose track of what you truly want. If you’re in it to win it, you’ll need vision, focus, and perseverance this month. Get to it.

Love:

Don’t confuse your desire to find home with someone with actually finding it. There are big shifts happening in your innermost personal life, and that’s gonna impact your relationships. If you’re hooked up, look out for deep themes in your love relationship this month; and be ready to be real, Taurus. If you’re on the prowl, be honest with yourself about how casual you can actually be right now. There’s nothing wrong with having big feels, lover. Just be real with yourself about where you’re at and what you can take on from that place.

 

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

You’ve probably felt like you were treading water these past few months, trying to get to the next place in your relationship to your body and kinda getting nowhere. Expect a great burst of forward motion this August, Gemini. You’re on call to listen to the needs of your body and respond kindly. If you assert your ideas onto your body, you’ll end up feeling hella weird and you won't know why. Having a good relationship to your meat suit is just like any other relationship; it requires give and take.

Social Scene

Pace yourself, Twin Star. If you’ve taken on too much socially, you’re gonna end up being weird AF with your homies and end up not taking care of you in the process. Figure out how much you can do and still be right with yourself. You may need to spend more quality chill time with your besties and skip the BBQ, but trust: it’s better to leave the party when you’re still having a good time then to stick around until things get awkward.

Workspace:

It’s time to change your durn attitude this month. Instead of gathering evidence of how few opportunities there are for you or how everyone is against you, you’ve got to confront your shit head-on: you’re scared. It’s alright to be afraid, but don’t convince yourself that your worries are the same as an empirical reality that you can’t get out of. Focus on what you can do and what is possible, and then get out there and get ‘er done.

Love:

Sex has the power to heal you if you’re getting it done right. This month your libido is ON and that may mean that you should go on a sugar-hunt, but it’s just as likely to mean that it’s your turn to be feeling yourself. Get out there and flirt, have make-out dates, and wear that outfit that’s seemed too risky. It’s Leo Season, and that means it’s time to use what the good Lord gave you. Seek sexual healing, either all on your own or with bitches who can appreciate all you’ve got to offer.

 

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

Start a group, Moonchild. It’s time to sashay/step your way to an energized life. Use your bod to shake off stress and revitalize yourself. Commit to a physical regimen this month because you can totally next-level your wellness game. If there’s something that you’ve been wanting to change or improve in your health or vanity (never confuse the two), then start it now, bae. The cosmic energy this season will help you to do things in a way that yields results.

Social Scene

People like to say that friendship shouldn’t get too serious, but if you’re being real with people, things are going to get intense from time to time. Instead of trying to manage your friendships and keep them in a chill box, try to just show up for them in the most authentic way you can. You may have to go through some passages of discomfort with your fam to get to something more real and loving this month. Embrace platonic intimacy, Cancer.

Workspace:

You may not know how you’re going to pull it off, but you’re gonna. Trust the insights you’re having around how to approach your goals this month, even if you still aren’t sure how to get where you wanna be. August brings with it lots of opportunity to connect with people and resources that will help you develop your vision and tighten up your game. Relax your fears and explore your options wherever they may take you, Moonchild.

Love:

Wanting to be loved is easy enough; everyone wants to feel cherished and accepted for what they are. It’s a whole other thing to do the work of being really intimate though. The emo vulnerability that is necessary to have with someone for them to be able to really love you for you is no joke, Moonchild. Engage with your fears of being exposed so that you can get past them and get to the place where you’re willing to be seen. Reciprocal love requires so much realness; do your part this month.

 

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Leo! It’s another year on the calendar, and getting older can also mean getting so much better. Strive to improve your health this season. If you kick off a new self-care regime, or recommit to an old one at the start of August, it’ll stick. Make sure you’re prioritizing the activities that support your material life; that includes sleep, living within your budget, and putting your body in nature now and again. Embrace the skin you’re in, and be a good steward of its wellness this month.

Social Scene

There’s likely to be a moment of reckoning for you this month. What do you value, Leo, for reals? Do you hold the same things dear as the people you keep close? At the end of the day, if your principals aren’t shared with the bishes you’re close to, it’s likely to cause problems. Talk to your friends, and don’t be scared to get deep with them. What you value and who you choose to run with are connected, and the more real you are about your choices, the better.

Workspace:

You’re a competitive soul, and that’s all good. The question is if you’re going for your personal best or if you’re trying to prove something to other people. If you’re doing the former, you’re likely to kick some ass and feel awesome about it, even if it’s hella hard this month. If in truth you’re more motivated by the latter, you may not be able to find satisfaction this season, Leo. Make sure you’re not focused on what you don’t have or what you think others have got unless it’s actually helpful.

Love:

There’s so much emo energy for you with the New Moon on the 2nd bringing up major feels about your identity and sense of self, and the Full Moon in your relationship house on the 18th is holding up a mirror to that. Treat others as you yourself want to be treated. You’re either gonna move things along in your love life or stall them with heated outbursts. Self-care and reflection are at the foundation of what you’ll be able to pull off.

 

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Sometimes you gotta make room for the sads. Feelings can show up as actual emotions -- sad, mad, and glad style -- or more as sensations, like fatigue, headaches, or tummy troubles. Know your body well enough to know the difference between a cry for snacks and coffee, and a cry for help. Do extra slow or grounding things that support your emo life, especially if your energy is lagging this month. Vanity has it’s time and place, but don’t prioritize how you feel about yourself over how you feel inside, Virgo.

Social Scene

On the 6th it’s a great time to go out and connect with your crew. Things are going to flow in your direction socially, making it a great time to go out and connect with the people that hold you up. You may have to deal with some problems that’ve been mounting between you and a friend, but don’t worry, it’s likely to work out just fine. Be honest, kind, and willing to let go of the past if it’s not serving you.

Workspace:

You’ve got a job to do, Virgo, but you may be too burnt out to get it done. Shake off your worries so you can avoid adding more responsibility to your already heavy load. You’re best bet is to reshuffle your responsibilities; seek balance in how you get ‘er done this month. Instead of pulling all-nighters, try and bite off a little bit every evening. Instead of insisting that you’ve either failed or succeeded, try having a little more faith in the ebbs and flows of your process.

Love:

If you second-guess yourself all day long, no amount of love will feel like enough. How you feel about yourself is at the root of how loved you feel by others this month. Drop the urge to find proof and all the anxiousness that comes along with it. If you’re thinking about past experiences and holding them up against what is or isn’t happening now, then you’re not being present. Don’t compare or narrate your experience; feel it out with as much of an open heart as you can, even if you’re super scared about it.

 

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

It’s your natural instinct to consider the needs and feels of others; you’re so nice! But when you do that at the expense of your own well being, you kinda screw the pooch, bb. You’re on high alert to make sure that you’re not tending to others in a misguided attempt to avoid taking care of yourself. your body needs you to prioritize you for a while. Shift your diet, go to the gym, or whatever you need to do to pro-actively move your healthiness to where you need it to be.

Social Scene

Don’t hide out, Libra! Friendship and community are at the roots of your happiness this week. Spend time with your fam, and you’ll find that it fills you up and reminds you of who you are. Nurture QT with friends, especially around the New Moon on the 2nd, where there will be hella heartfelt vibes available to you to feel more deeply connected. Just don’t take it personally if people start acting weird around the 6th through the 8th. It’s likely to have nothing to do with you and is a great opportunity to work on having healthy boundaries.

Workspace:

Look at the role that fear plays in how you relate to your goals, Libra. Instead of motivating yourself out of a sense of what you lack or don’t think is possible, try affixing your energy towards what you actually want. You’re in a really strong place to advance your goals, but none of it’ll happen if you can’t stop whinging about what could’ve been. Cut your losses and then choose to focus on the bright side this month. Maybe you can’t change the world, but you can always change your attitude about your place in it, Kitten.

Love:

The foundation to any successful love relationship is a perfect balance between chemistry and friendship. If you don’t like the way a person treats you on a basic relational level, then you’ve got some serious thinking to do, Libra. There’s energy to support a deepening with your loves, but if you deepen something that kinda sucks you won’t be very happy with how that feels. Go for people and dynamics that work IRL, lover.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Frustration can undo you if you let it, Scorpio. Don’t hold back your feels or try to forget about them. You need an outlet this Leo season so that your emotions don’t get all blocked in your bod and give you weird health stuff. Did you know that your sign governs the body’s elimination process (💩). You’ve gotta let go of the toxic stuff in order to digest the nutritious part of what you’re taking in, Scorpio. Strive to hit a fluid and healthy place with your emo body as a way to support your physical one.

Social Scene

If you jump to conclusions or blindly react to people, you may end up creating dramas that don’t need to be there. Instead of assuming you have all the facts, entrust your friends enough to ask them what’s up when you feel uncertain. Everybody is feeling jumpy these days, and it’d be easy to personalize it; but try not to, Scorpio. The best investment you can make in your fam life this month is to expect the best, but when that doesn’t work, just talk it out.

Workspace:

Be on the lookout for new opportunities or connections at the start of August. You may get to work on something that excited you or to connect with someone that can inspire you, Scorpio. You’re in an excellent spot to lay down foundations for successes that’ll come through for you in the not-so-distant future. Don’t let your pride trip you up just because you’re not exactly where you wanna be yet. You’re on your way and will able to hit some serious strides with patience, hard work, and some well-placed networking.

Love:

If you’re too in your head, you’ll miss out on awesome opportunities to connect; and then if you ignore it altogether, you run the risk of being consumed with BS, bb. Separately from your crush, love-goals, or your honey, now’s the time for you to get clear about your limits and desires. Open and boundaried is the only way to stay right with yourself, and it’s only possible to pull off with some serious self-knowledge, Scorp. Take car of you to take care of others, lover.

 

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

It’s so easy for you to swing high and low in your moods, and sometimes that’s an asset, and other times it’s a liability. The key to maintaining enough balance in your moods and in your mind is through your sweet, sweet bod. I challenge you to a dance-off this Leo season. Throw three songs on the hi-fi 5 days a week, and dance your buns off. Do it alone or do it with friends, but do it, ‘Tarius. shake off your stresses and have booty-shaking, life-embracing fun in your efforts to attain some much-needed inner peace and stability.

Social Scene

After the 6th things are likely to get a lot more dynamic in your social life, and that can go in either direction for you. Leo season is your time to have healing heart-to-hearts; reach out to the bbs that have your heart, and let them know you love them. if there’s been distance or weirdness with your homies, you can fix it now just by showing up, ‘Tari. Let the healing power of love boost your relationships. If you try to evade the nitty-gritty of your friendships, you’ll find that their realness trips you up. Show up as the best friend you can be, lover.

Workspace:

Mars, the planet of getting things done, is moving into your sign on the 2nd, and that is good news for you. There’s energy supporting you in getting your needs met or advancing your goals. The only thing you need to watch out for is that you don’t go for so much me that you forget that you need other people in order to maintain any success. don’t throw bishes under the bus in your efforts to get ahead, even if it seems like the only way. You’re solid AF on your own but unstoppable with allies, mister-sister.

Love:

If you allow yourself to get all wrapped up in people when you’re not right with yourself, you’ll only end up feeling cray, my love. There’s too much stress in your mind to be able to see things properly this season. Find a healthy balance between looking for proof in the details and having faith in the presence of love in your life. If you’re out there trying to make it happen, don’t try too hard! And if you’ve got a honey, you may need to not spend too much time with them. Tending to your self is foundational to being a good date.

 

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

If you’re able to relate to your body in the way you want to, then you’re really free. The problem is that most of us aren’t quite liberated about our meat suits; we take on BS expectations and subvert our feels through it. Be a buddy to your body by being kind to your self, instead of a bully. Start by accepting what you’re working with in the here and now so that you can make choices that lead to supportive actions for the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

If you can totally let go of expectations and your desire to control the way things go, you’re likely to find that you have everything you need, Capricorn. Your friendships are changing because you are changing, lover. You’re being more true to yourself and that’s a great thing, but it also creates reverberations. Take responsibility for what you’re bringing to the table, both the stuff that’s obvious and whatever’s up with your vibes. Let things be where they’re at, and let yourself get excited about where they’re going, even if it’s TBD.

Workspace:

Can you be happy with what you’ve got? I’m not asking if you are happy as much as if you’re capable of it? You’re in a great place, Cappy, but if you can’t be present with it and enjoy your success, even if it’s a temporary plateau, then how will you ever be satisfied? Commit yourself to actually experiencing the abundance that’s around you. Work doesn’t have to be such a boner if you can practice enjoying the journey.

Love:

Investigate your own feels and don’t worry so much about what anyone else is going through. You have a habit of negotiating your emotions between your head and your heart. By sizing up what others are feeling, you can try and decide what to feel in order to keep yourself safe; but it’s unlikely to make you happy. You deserve joy, Cap! Notice how you know you’re happy this month; I know it sounds hella weak, but trust me on this. How you identify and experience your own happiness is in a state of flux. Don’t create security before you know whether you truly want it, lover.

 

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

If you’re feeling off, you should be listening to that, my love. There’s a chance that with all this fiery Leo energy in the air, you lowkey wanna jump outta your skin, but don’t worry! Channel your agitations into something hard to do -- a long walk or sweating it out to the oldies might be better than pushing Sisyphus’s ball up a hill, but either work. If you’ve got a health issue you’re dealing with, this is an especially good time to aggressively deal with it too. Take breaks from the demands of your overactive head to have fun and support your well-deserving body this month.

Social Scene

You’re all over the place when you need to stand still for a minute, Aquarius. Your crew is in a state of flux, and the thing your homies need from you is more you. Don’t be in such a rush to fix shit that you create more drama for your mama to clean up. Nurture your friendships by sticking around when things get real, even when it’s awkward. Things are likely to get real active in your social life after the 2nd, when pushy Mars enters Sagittarius and stirs things up. Collaborate, especially if you wanna dominate, bb.

Workspace:

If you don’t know where you’re going, things are likely to be hella confusing and unsettled for you this month. Your ambitions are hiding in the shadows of a million distractions, and you need to make the choice to focus if you wanna clear them up. Set up an hour or two, once a week all Leo Season, and in that time, unplug from all the dumb stuff that’s sidetracking you away from your A-game. Whether you need to define your goals or innovate the next steps to get you where you need to go, you’d better, in the immortal words of Rhianna, work work work work work work work.

Love:

If you’re not being honest with yourself, the Full Moon on the 18th is gonna do a number on you. Loving the way a relationship looks or functions on a superficial level is not the same as loving a person. Where’s your heart, Aquarius? How do you experience love and like, and do you currently have enough of it in your life? Get real so you can get happy. Change your choices if your feels aren’t as full as they can be. What you choose is on you, lover.

 

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20  

Body Matters:

How you pace yourself through your days lays the foundation for how you feel, Pisces. If you’ve been feeling tired and over it, it’s because you’re overloaded. You don’t need to drop everything in order to take care of yourself, but you do need to be willing to take a different approach. Figure out what works for you, and set the wheel in motion to make it happen. Manage your time better, and you’ll feel a million times better, boo.

Social Scene

You’ve gotta bend or break, Pisces. Your friendships are in a state of flux, and there’s no sense in denying it. Instead of trying to ignore what’s wrong, it’s time to deal with it head-on. You can either have a heart-to-heart, or you can just change how you participate; but don’t be a douche. Ghosting people or lying to their faces because you’re scared of conflict is a BS move that only hurts people’s feels. Being kind involves messy honesty sometimes, so don’t let your fear of being mean turn you into the thing you don’t wanna be.

Workspace:

You’ve got it, but what’re you gonna do with it, love? Your worries have got you down this month, and it’s making it hella hard to get out of your own way for long enough to get things done. Manage the needs of your ego better. You’re not the best and you’re not the worst because you’re not the center of things. You may not be seeing results right yet, but that doesn’t mean your efforts are gonna go unrewarded. Be patient, Pisces.

Love:

It’s on you to love yourself enough that you can not only let love in but also have a place to put it. If you’re in a relationship right now, this month is likely to deepen it for you (yay!). The problem is that your intimacy issues may get in the way of you fully feeling that love. If you’re trying to meet someone new, stay focused on keeping it playful for this month. That doesn’t mean that things can’t get deep, just resist the urge to turn fun into security for now.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19 

Body Matters:

When you’re feeling bad on the inside, sometimes it really helps to gussy up your outsides. You’re going through some real heavy stuff, and you run the risk that some of those feels will get lodged in your body. Distract yourself with new hairs and clothes you don’t usually wear. Let yourself be hella superficial for a minute because in order to grow and heal, you need to take a break sometimes. If you’re dealing with a serious health issue, this month may mess with you a bit. Focus on the three things that you can do to promote your wellbeing, and get to it, STAT.

Social Scene

Don’t worry that people don’t like you, Aries; if you’re not sure, just ask! You may be plagued with fears about bishes real intentions towards you, but most of that is in your head. Don’t take my word for it though. Part of friendship is being able to have heart-to-hearts about sticky-icky feels. Show up with realness this month, even if it’s mad awkward. Be especially on the lookout for strong reactions and even secrets revealed from the 15th-18th, and be as honest as you can, lover.

Workspace:

The best way to advance your goals is by including others in your process and your successes, Aries. No bish is an island; we’re all connected, and sharing your vision and efforts won’t diminish your own awesomeness this month. It’ll build it up. Worry is in the air, and it’d be easy to devolve into nail biting; but whinging will get your nowhere, lover. To be happier and more effective, find creative ways of having fun with your work. Your anxieties are a passing fad, so don’t let them trip you up too much.

Love:

You’re not in control of your situation, but you’re totally in control of your choices, Aries. You run the risk of reacting to what’s in front of you without considering what you actually want. If all you do is respond to what others are or aren’t available for, you’re likely to find yourself frustrated and exhausted before long. Get intimate with your own sweet self, so you can figure out if your actions are compatible with what you actually want. You deserve the best; make sure you know what that means to you, bb.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

When you load too much up on your plate, you not only are bound to lose track of some of the things you’re supposed to be managing, but you end up exhausted too. How you pace yourself is totally up, Taurus. You’re taxed because you’ve maxed yourself out, and it’s likely to make you feel basic. Make a list of three things that you have to deal with each week this month and three things that you can do for yourself so that you feel comfortable in your own skin. Take it easy while you’re not taking it to the next level, kitten.

Social Scene

The keyword for your social life this month should be ‘kindness,’ but it’s likely to be ‘trippin’ instead. Don’t let yourself fall into pieces worrying over what people think about you. Especially after the 14th of July, you’re likely to feel outta step with your crew; and while that’s no big deal, you run the risk of turning it into one by overthinking things. Be generous with yourself if you feel dank, and dare to expect the best from others, even when you don’t know what’s happening with them.

Workspace:

Do you need to change course? It’s time to pick a lane, and if you can’t commit to the track you’re on, it’s time to make peace with the fact that that means you’ve gotta change. Whether it’s time to take a new approach or you’ve gotta pick a new path altogether, you for sure need to change something instrumental to your big-picture goals. Don’t let the discomfort of transition stop you from the joy of achieving greater realness in your life, lover.

Love:

There’s a huge difference between a trigger and a trauma, and you’re gonna have the chance to find it this month. Your anxieties may be in rare form, making you feel as though things are terrible when they’re only lowkey awkward. Be on the lookout for evidence of crap before you convince yourself that things are dank. You can turn rough stuff around in your love life if you are willing to pour the energy you want to see into your relationships. Empower yourself with direct action and posi vibes, Taurus.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21 

Body Matters:

You need a nap, Twin Star. Sometimes a bb needs a break, and this my friend, is one of those times. Slowing down and getting grounded in the here and now is not the same as chilling. The former requires presence, which is actually hard work, while you can do the other while watching TV and texting with three of your least favorite friends. Get your body where it needs to be by giving it a break. Pick up the yoga mat instead of going for a run; spend time investing in your long-term wellness, even if you need to do it in ways that others can’t see.

Social Scene

Who do you love, Gem? You may have had your feels hurt by bishes, and while that’s no fun, something good can come from it. Get clear about your boundaries and limits, and then open your mouth/text machine about it. Your friends can’t have your back if you don’t tell them what that looks like or when they’ve crossed a line. Invest in heartfelt times with your crew that are as honest as they are fun.

Workspace:

If you get out there like a boss before you’re ready, you’ll end up making bad impressions and pushing potential allies away. This isn’t the time to pretend to know things you don’t understand or make promises you’re not totally sure you can follow through on. If you’re kinda uncertain and still wanna get ahead, focus on fostering relationships that are mutually beneficial. Success is about timing as much as it’s about effort and proficiency. Don’t rush yourself beyond your own best interests and create bad-vibes and self-fulfilling prophesies.

Love:

Transformation is either helly destructive or creative, but either way it tends to be dramatic. Don’t let your passivity convince you that things are happening “at” you. How you respond to your heart and to the lovers that you have is all about you, so step up, Twinny. If you’re not a hooked-up hooker, then you’re likely to be feeling intense AF about where the love in your life is. Let yourself have those feels, but don’t act from that place. When you’re scared of being lonely, you’re not as likely to make awesome dating decisions. Move slowly and steady through your feels, lover.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Moonchild! With Mercury and Venus chilling in your first house through mid-July, this is a great time to pretty yourself up. Go shopping, get that hairscut, or next-level your wardrobe. The Moon is gonna bring up extra feels for you this month, and that can be a great opportunity to get more present. Embrace this body in this moment -- the good, the bad, and the Gucci of it. Your meat-suit is a goddamn miracle, so enjoy it, Cancer. Take the space you need from the demanding parts of your life to love the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

It’s easy to wanna avoid having hard talks with your homies when you’re scared of what they’ll have to say. Here’s the thing though, Cancer: the truth is true, whether you know it or not. Go for honesty over the status quo this month. If you’re gonna worry about things, you might as well just bite the bullet and figure out what is actually going on. Just don’t ask questions that you’re not totally down to hear any kind of answer to; the truth will sometimes set you free whether you like it or not.

Workspace:

Don’t give up! Even if you feel helluv over it, this is not the time to throw in the towel. If you decide to pack it up, do it in a well-considered way and not as a reaction to temporal conditions. You’re in a foundation-laying phase and there’s likely to be bumps on the road, but they’re not meant to stop you, only slow you down. Let what you don’t know inspire you to be more interested in possibility instead of jumping to the conclusion that you’re f#cked. Be especially suspicious of the impulse to jump ship around the full Moon on the 19th, puppy.

Love:

All that glitters is not gold, Moonchild. Be careful around the new Moon in your sign on the 4th because it may bring you something that seems too good to be true. Let any new romance develop until the full Moon on the 19th so that you have a chance to know what it’s made of. This isn’t a great time to say ‘te amo’ for the first time because your feels are liable to change deeply and quickly. Love with your actions, even if you don’t know where things are going or how they’ll get there.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

If ever there was a time to start a new way of enjoying your body, this is it, Leo. Whether you’re trying to improve your health or just to have more fun, the stars have got your back, lover. Seek the right balance between action and relaxin’, and while you’re at it, make sure that some of your chill times are healthy too. If you try you can reform some part of your physicality that has gotten out of hand. Just don’t make it a chore! Do things that promote joy and those good vibes will multiply.

Social Scene

Don’t let your anxieties get in the way of being a friend, Leo. If you’re having a hard time, all you gotta do is open your sweet mouth and tell a bish. Acting wild to try and cover up your feels or evading your homies altogether is going to create problems that are worse than the ones you started out with. Make quality time for quality peeps, even if you feel hella off. You don’t have to be perfect to get the love and support of your crew. Show up for your friendships this month.

Workspace:

Follow your instincts. Even if things take a while to develop, you’re on the right track, Leo. What you want may get in the way of what you need, and that’s no trouble if you don’t get twisted up about it. Strive to flow with the openings that come your way by responding with your best self to opportunities that you believe can improve your long-term plan. So much can go your way this Cancer season, especially after the 29th when Mars goes direct because it’ll let you do your thing. If you’ve felt like you were treading water the last few months, it’s time to swim to shore, bae.

Love:

There’s some unrest in your love life, Leo, and you’re no victim in it. How you push people away is all you, sir. Take a compassionate look at how you handle feeling scared, and the pressures you place on yourself, and the people who are trying to help you. It’s not likely that you have the answers, and that’s OK. What you need is to be willing to try. Be honest about what you feel and what you’ve got to offer because that’s all you can really control. Do your best, let others do the same, and figure out your moves based on that info.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22 

Body Matters:

Don’t look at your body under magnifying glass; no good can come from it, Virgo. Apply the same kindness and openness to yourself as you would to a cherished friend. The way that you think of yourself will set the stage for how you feel in your meat suit this month, and that’s no joke. Every day, find three things that you like or love about yourself – from your health to your hair; and once a week do something that both feels good and is good for your bod. The point is to use this season to bring your relationship with your mortal coil to a more loving place, so get on it, Virgo.

Social Scene

If you’re feeling paranoid or insecure, you need perspective, not distractions. Ask your most honest friends for feedback, even when you’re scared of what they’ll say. It’s not wise to go out and pretend you’re feeling chill when you’re actually crawling outta your skin, sweet one. This month will give you opportunities to deepen your friendships, but you’ve gotta know yourself well enough to take them when they come and to invest in the right bishes. Don’t worry if your social life slows down a bit as long as your QT time with your besties stays intact.

Workspace:

Nurture what you want in your work life as though it was a tiny, helpless baby. You’re in charge of you, Virgo, and if you bully yourself for the win you may succeed, but it won’t feel good. Seek ways of reaching your goals that doesn’t cost you your happiness or mental health. Nothing is bound to happen overnight, so you need fortitude in order to bear the path in front of you, even if you’re knocking shit straight outta the park. Accomplishment comes with its burdens to bear, so make sure you’re solid enough in your inner world to make the most of what you’ve got.

Love:

With the full Moon happening in your house of romance and play on the 19th, you may run into big feels that have you reassessing your love life this Cancer season. Don’t attach love feelings to people or dynamics that aren’t actually working for you just ‘cause you don’t want things to end. There’s nothing worse than being alone and with someone at the same time. Choose from the heart, but also choose based on real-life compatibility, Virgo. Just because you want it or can have it, doesn’t mean that you should.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Bolster your immune system, Libra. On a woo level, your immune system is on par with your energy boundaries with others; and by working on one, you support the other. The act of preserving your well being -- even when it’s inconvenient -- and of cleaning off other people’s germs and vibes is hella magical if you’re doing it right. Acknowledge your sensitivities, both energetic and physical, so you can do what you need to do to feel right with yourself this month.

Social Scene

Let your crew hold you up, Libra. Having fun with your bishes is tight, but it’s not the same as letting them in to help you help yourself. The hardest thing in friendship isn’t being there for them; it’s letting them be there for you. If you can’t be real with your homies, what’s the point? Stop hiding yourself away; you don’t need to be lit to be a friend. You only need to be you. Have real times with the people you trust; it’ll make you feel better, I promise.

Workspace:

This is a dope time to innovate new pathways to reaching your goals or getting to the next level. Part of what you’re supposed to be processing is what you can learn from your recent losses. There’s a lot you can get from what didn’t work if you can get past the part where your ego got bruised. Everything happens for a reason, Libra; be open to seeing your past in a new light, especially after Mars goes direct on the 29th. Build with wisdom, not idealism, my love.

Love:

If you don’t tell others where you’re at and what your limits are then how are they supposed to know? It’s not fair to expect fools to read your subtle cues or to pick up on your astral projections, bb. This month you are on call to be honest, direct, and real AF. Don’t hide behind nicey-niceness even if you think it’d be easier ‘cause it won’t be in the long run. Lay foundations in your relationships that you actually want to grow into by bringing your whole self to your honey. It’s far better for things to not work out because you’re not compatible then for them to be chill because you were fake.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Take care of yourself, Scorpio! Even if you know what to do, it’s easy to forget to do it, sometimes. This month is calling on you to quit some habits and make healthy changes. Whether you need to take a month off of drinking, quit eating dairy, or just sleep more, it’s on you to do the things that help you to be right with yourself. Everywhere you go, there you are, and there is no place that you’re going without your bod, bb. Treat it right so that you can be happy, healthy, and wise.

Social Scene

Mars finally goes direct in your sign on the 29th, and you should be on guard, Birdie. Your friends need you; they need you to hang out and deal with the rough stuff, or just chill and have a good time. If you’ve been hiding out, it’s time to stop holding yourself back and to start showing up, Scorpio. This is the right time to invest in the ones you love, especially if things have been a bit off the past few months. Your friendship isn’t worth much if you don’t get real, and life without homies sucks.

Workspace:

Don’t overthink it, Scorpio. If you allow yourself to freak out over the shit you can’t possibly know, you’ll end up wasting your energy and worse, you may end up creating the very conditions you wish to avoid. Stay active enough in doing the little things that need to be done that you distract yourself from your fears. The only way your killer instincts can emerge is if you stop tripping. Get clear about what you want and what you need to do here and now to get it. Enough small steps will take you as far as you need to go, lover.

Love:

Love is meant to be unconditional, which means that your feeling of it exists no matter what the other person does. Don’t confuse that as having no boundaries or discretion, though. Loving someone is fan-freaking-tastic, but it can also be disappointing as hell. Deal with the ways that the bishes you adore bum you out or don’t live up to your expectations, and try not to get all punishey or go into denial while doing it. Embrace the complications of having intimacy this month, because loving yourself and others through BS is part of life. Know your limits and your needs, so you can make healthy choices around your heart.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

If you eat dodgy crap or don’t get enough sleep, you’ll end up feeling so bad, ‘Tarius. How you take care of yourself is hella up as the sun moves through nurturing, emo Cancer. Treat your mind and body like the intertwined BFFs that they are; don’t give one more attention than the other, unless you want it to get bent outta shape. You may be feeling off with your health or vanity this month, and while that sucks, there’s a larger picture as to why; sometimes the way that the Universe gets you to make good choices is by making you feel like crud when you don’t.

Social Scene

You for sure don’t have all the information you need to know what’s actually going on. Avoid jumping to conclusions this month because while there’s not likely to be secrets afloat, you probably have only part of the story; and no amount of sleuthing is gonna reveal deets any quicker than letting things happen naturally. Sometimes your homies are weird, and sometimes their homies are the weird ones (needless to say, you’re weird AF from time to time too). For best results, let things play themselves out socially this month.

Workspace:

Put yourself out there, ‘Tari, even if you don’t get results you long for. You’re on call to engage in the process of building your future, and there’re inevitably gonna be moments when you don’t see an upside to your efforts; but you need to just power through them because you can get hella shit accomplished this month. If you’re feeling stuck, review the most successful things that you’ve done in the past, and see how you can apply those strategies here and now. If you stick it out through the boner times, you’ll be very happy with where you get to this month.

Love:

The way you handle yourself is way more important than what your crush or your bb is doing. Don’t get so caught up in what other people are or aren’t doing that you absolve yourself of taking responsibility for your own self, ‘Tari. What you consent to participating in is on you, and even if you’re sad or stressing, you need to make sure you’re showing up like you said you would and not taking sheit that you don’t wanna mess with. Embody your best self with integrity, lover.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Cancer season is likely to bring out all the feels for you, and that’s actually a really good thing. Instead reacting to the surface of what you’re feeling, try and notice how and where your feels get deposited in your body. You have the capacity to do some serious emo growth this month, but you can’t curve your feels to do it. Let your body be the tool that helps you know when you’re yearning, when you’ve reached your limit, and when you’re happy as a clam. The deeper you can go with yourself, the more options you’ll have for running your life.

Social Scene

Don’t tell yourself that you’re over it if you’re not. When your bishes hurt your feels, it’s awful; and pretending that you’re chill isn’t helping, Cappy. It’s scary having to confront things with friends, but sometimes it’s necessary. Before you do anything much, talk to a friend that’s outside of your fam group for perspective. There’s something that you don’t know, and because your feels are hurt, you may be only seeing the worst. Even if things are legit messed up, you need to get your head right before you should handle anything.

Workspace:

If you have ambiguity about your goals, it’s hard AF to feel solid about what you’re doing. This month your uncertainties are likely to catch up with you, and it’s all in efforts for you to flush them out. You’re totally capable, but what do you want? Make some pros and cons lists or a list of your interests and options, and then run it by some people that you respect. How you handle your ambitions now will set the stage for what’s to come in a meaningful way, so get to work, Cappy.

Love:

Things don’t need to be perfect to be perfectly right, bae. On the 15th through the 18th, there will be some rocky energy out there, and it’s likely to shake up your lover-life. The question is if that earthquake is gonna be a shake down or a chance to get real. On the heels of that will come the full Moon in your sign, and that’ll bring any relationship to an end (at least in your heart) that isn’t true for you. Look for what’s real instead of upholding the status quo, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

When you feel off in your head, it can make you feel ratchet AF in your body. Don’t get it twisted this season because how you handle your stresses will directly impact how you feel in your own skin. This is especially true if you try and repress your feels because they demand to be dealt with one way or another. This is Cancer season, which means it’s hella emo; do things that make you feel comfortable with the stuff you can barely stand, so your body doesn’t take the brunt of those dank vibes. That basically means eat good food, drink water, sleep enough and make sure you’re breathing. Keep it simple and kind, Aquarius.

Social Scene

From the 14th onwards is a great time to go out and kick it with your crew. There will be helluv energies pushing your social life forward, but it won’t do much for you if you stay at home eating bonbons (yum!) and watching Netflix. Make it happen, but be careful. With Mars still in Scorpio you may be dealing with some heavy stuff between you and others if you’ve been putting them off. Watch out for sensi egos (including yours), so that you don’t have big reactions over the little stuff.

Workspace:

You have goals, and it’s time to reevaluate them, my friend. Revisit and refine your vision for what you want from the big picture of your life, whether that means the work you make your scrilla from or the work that gives you life. People and situations that’ll force you to question what you’re doing and how effective it is are likely to pop up this season, so be open, BB. It may seem like people are getting in your way or trying to mess with you, but really it’s the Universe trying to get you to ask some hard questions of yourself. Do the work, lover.

Love:

Things are both moving fast and slow at the same time, and it’s awesome on your good days and confusing on the bad. Instead of needing to know what’s gonna happen next or what your crush/ex/love thinks or feels, try focusing on your own self. Know yourself so that what the other person does or doesn’t do, doesn’t define you. Have a healthy sense of your own limits and also of what you feel in the here and now. If your heart is hooked on someone, be true to it. Don’t wait for your love life to happen; get out there and make some love this Cancer Season.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

You can be a hater, but where’s that gonna get you, Pisces? Having a sensi system can be a liability, but it’s also an asset; if your health falters when you’re around douches, eat wrong, or don’t get enough sleep, it’s you’re your bod is trying to get you to do right by you. Don’t resist your body’s wisdom, even when it slows you down as it’s likely to do this season. Get grounded and take care of you’re here and now; they call it the ‘present’ because it’s a gosh-durn gift, bb.  

Social Scene

The Neptune square to Saturn that has been creating mad paranoid vibes out here in the wild is easing up around the 4th, and that’s le Gucci news. And just to make things more magical, there’ll be a new Moon that day, aiding you in opening up to a new emo chapter. Give yourself permission to ghost your social scene before the 4th and only kick it with your sweetest loves. You can be messy with your close friends, but if you’re feeling anxious, there’s no need to spread yourself thin, my friend.

Workspace:

If you don’t manage your feels, you’re unlikely to have the stamina to hit your goals. There’s a great deal of potential for you to make connections that can support you from mid-July onwards, but that’ll require you to feel resilient enough to put yourself out there. Use the end of June and early July as your time to shore up your attitudes and your confidence so that you can make the most of the opportunities that are all around you. Bonus point if you don’t need immediate results to your efforts. Remember your long-game, bae.

Love:

There’s change in the air, Pisces, and whether you’re the one who’s doing the changing or not, it’s time to get flexible. If you’re in a relationship, it’s likely that your love is going through some meaningful stuff that isn’t happening in reaction to you but gives you all the feels. Let them do their thing without making it about you. This is a great month to go out and meet people if you’re single, but not as much for securing an uncertain situation. Let people find themselves in their own time, and concentrate on yourself a bit this month.

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💎 Gemini Season May 20-June 21, 2016

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Mars and Saturn retrograde are trying to get you to look at how you’ve been doing your thing and whether it’s working out like you thought it would. This is a great time to reassess your relationship to your bod especially, my love. Look at how you’re taking care of your health and also how you present yourself. You might need a makeover to better reflect who you’ve become (as opposed to keeping up with trends), but a little steeze never hurt anybody. How you put yourself out there is a reflection of you, so make it an honest one. With Uranus chillin’ in your 1st house, standing still and towing the line both feel dank AF. Take some fashion risks and get out and move your butt; you’ll feel better for it, Aries.

Social Scene

With Mercury and Venus in your house of homies, this is a great time to spend your time with them. Throw a party when Mercury goes direct on the 22nd, and start scheduling one-on-one hang outs with your besties. Make friend dates that give you the kind of QT you’ve been missing due to the busyness of life. June 1-4th is likely to feel pretty annoying though, so don’t plan on reconnecting with a long-lost friend those days ‘cause they’re likely to be hella awkward days. There are some sketchy vibes going around from May 23rd through June 13th, so don’t take it personally if people act weird. Be the best friend you can be, especially to the fam you’ve lost track of lately.

Workspace:

Do your homework, Aries. You have a burning desire to get ahead, but if you act from that place, you’re not gonna get well-rounded success, and that’s the kind that you deserve. Watch out for your ego wanting to grab at the shiniest prize because you may just get it and find that it sucks. Slow down enough to clarify what you wanna do and what you need to get out of it to feel dope. There’s no rushing perfection, and you’re in the market for something that’s just right. Take the time to introspect before you get too far into something you’re actually on the fence about.

Love:

The love that you have is a reflection of the person that you are. That doesn’t mean that if you’re single you’re unlovable, but it does indicate that the exchange of love that you consent to between you and others is a reflection of how you feel about your own sweet self. Take a pause and reset your boundaries so that your ego doesn’t careen you into dynamics that make you feel worse than you need to. If you’re choosing to do things that make you feel trapped, it’s only a matter of time before you shut down or act out. Align your actions with your desires, bb.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

The thing about having a body is that you’re fully responsible for it. What you do and how you do it always ultimately falls on you. The way you take care of your system is catching up with you, and it’s happening so that you get your act together. Make a self-care plan that involves movement, rest, and healthy eating. Preventative healthcare is really just loving your bod today, so it doesn’t have to deal with BS tomorrow. Embrace practical shoes and designer toothbrushes for the win, Taurus.

Social Scene

Friendship is easy when you keep things on the surface, but when things get real they can get hella messy. Being true to yourself will inevitably prove problematic at least some of the time for the bishes you love, cuz them’s just the breaks. What you need to decide is if you can stand it. Strive for authenticity instead of accommodation, lover. The only way to have a crew that can hold you up when you need it is to let them know you for reals. Instead of just kicking it this month, build intimacy with babes you trust.

Workspace:

David Bowie once said in an interview that “You should never work for other people; always remember that the reason that you started working is that there was something that you felt could be gained from the efforts of your labor.” This month it’s time to realign with your choices, Taurus. Work can be a total boner, but it can also give you so much. Remember the value of what you’re doing, and if all you’re getting is cash and heartache, it’s time to plot a course for change. Maximize your potential, one step atta time.

Love:

From May 23rd-June 13th, there are some weird AF vibes going down in your love life, Taurus. Things are not as they seem, and it may make you feel jumpy and awkward. This isn’t a great time for meeting new lovers because your picker is funky. If you do meet someone new, just don’t take everything at face value, and play your cards slow and safe until mid June. On May 28th, Mars -- the planet of fighting and fornicating -- takes its retrograde motion back into your opposite sign, bringing themes you were dealing with January through March back up for you. Be patient and own your shit, and you’ll be just fine, boo.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21 

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Twin Star! With the Sun and Venus in your neck of the stars this month, you’ll be feeling yourself, so embrace it, lover. Make New Years resolutions on your birthday for how you’re gonna do you this year. You’re body is meant to be your BFF, and even if it isn’t your best friend, there’s no getting outta the forever part. Use the rest of May to get something started, and then follow through, my love. From June through August, you’re in a loaded time for self-care, so do what you can to make yourself feel strong and vibrant.

Social Scene

You need a break, and it’s crappy timing. You’ve been running yourself in too many directions, and it’s catching up to you, Gem. Your fam needs your love, but they also need your words. Be the best communicator you can be so that you don’t act weird and create the need for extra communication. Feel free to take some alone time and even cancel plans if you need to do you. Just make sure you’re clear and direct with others, so they don’t take it personally, especially with the emo full Moon on May 21st.

Workspace:

In order to figure out what you wanna do with your life, you need to take some “wrong” turns and have dank experiences. I know it sucks, but the truth is that if everything went your way all the time and came easily to you, it’d be kinda worthless. Allow the worst parts of your struggles to direct you to the best parts of your clarity, Twin Star. You know what you don’t like, so turn it into a positive by translating that no into a hell yes this month. Make adjustments inspired by a self-confident embrace of your recent experiences.

Love:

If you feel helly over it with the new Moon on June 4th, then you probably are. Don’t try to sweep your feels under the rug, because they’re there for a reason. Your relationships have been in a state of flux for a while, and there’s gonna be more twists and turns yet ahead. Listen to your heart, Gem, even if it disagrees with your head. From the 23rd through the 13th, your anxieties are likely to kick up, making it more important than ever that you have bishes in your life that know, adore, and support you. Only invest in babes that love you like you wanna be loved this Gemini season.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

It’s time to slow it down, Moonchild. Pay attention to how your bod feels and how quickly you try to avoid, evade, or narrate those feels instead of just support them. More than anything, you need downtime between things to catch your breath. How you manage your time might not seem like a body issue on the surface, but it ends up impacting your material well-being intensely over time. How you look is helly important, but it’s also helly changeable. Prioritize your self-care in tandem with everything else this month.

Social Scene

Having a stinky ego doesn’t just come from thinking you’re better than everyone; it can come from thinking that you’re worse off than people too. You know that you’re in trouble when you’re obsessing on how you are in relation to others. Any self-obsession based in power and powerlessness will make you act all kinds of cray. If you don’t trust your homies, it’s time to change your crew or change your attitude, Cancer. Don’t let your fears win.

Workspace:

If you aren’t sure why you’re working so hard, you’re likely to feel burnt out AF when things get busy. You need a break, lover, and you’re not fooling anybody with that martyr act. You’re not Tiny Tim, and there’s no real-life Scrooge making Papa work over Christmas. You can take a mental health day if you know you need it, and I encourage you to. If you don’t have the internal motivation to take care of yourself, you’re likely to do some weird, unconscious, self-sabotagey thing, making things even more uncomfortable than they already are.

Love:

When Mars moonwalks back into your house of play and desire on the 28th, themes in your love life that were active January through March are gonna kick back in and want your attention, even if you thought they were dormant. How you express anger and passion are not only a reflection of the fools you love and the situation you’re in, but it also betrays what you think and feel about those things. When in doubt I always say be honest and direct. You have a right to feel whatever you’re feeling, even as the bishes you heart also have the right to be where they’re at. Allow for spaciousness around the heated emo stuff this month.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Whether you’re thinking about beauty or health, it’d be easy to whinge your days away feeling upset and trapped. The shape you’re in is paradoxically a reflection of everything and nothing at all. Don’t waste your precious energy lamenting when you’ll be healthier/fitter/have better hair; embrace the skin you’re in right here, right now. Meaningful change requires a healthy dose of love and self-acceptance in order for it to stick in a way that feels successful. Be patient and kind with your progress, Leo, especially if you’re starting off from a place that feels bad.

Social Scene

You can kill bitches with kindness, but if you’re being cruel to yourself, there’s nowhere good that you’ll get from that strategy. Your stress level is off the charts, and pretending to be chill isn’t gonna work, lover. You’ve got to change in order for your relationships to change. If your fam is only down with you when you’re happy and easy to be around, it’s time to make new friends. That said, if you don’t give them a chance by not being real with them, then you’re just ghosting bishes. Lighten your load and share the hard stuff, Leo.

Workspace:

You’re in an awesome spot for success, Leo! Use May as your time to springboard yourself into new activities that’ll totally pay off. This isn’t the time to snooze and miss out on opportunities, so even if you have to drag yourself out there, get out and do your best. You’ve got a bit of a Midas touch, so when you take risks, don’t do it impulsively; clarify when you know you want and then take solid steps (even baby steps are fine!) to make it happen. You don’t have to have results at every stage to be solidly en route to success.

Love:

Your friends may have something to say about your love life, and it’s time to listen to them, especially around the new Moon on the 4th. You may be caught in a loop, Leo, and no one likes a Groundhog Day of the heart. Beware of issues that were happening January through March rearing their angry heads again. Mars moonwalks back into Scorpio on the 28th and stays there through August, so there’s no putting off dealing with your needs or the needs of bae. Deal with karma before it deals with you, Kitten.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you feel out of sorts, it’s important that you don’t wallow, Virgo. Anxiety feels like it’s in your mind and it is, but it’s also in your body. Make sure that you’re breathing, eating regularly, and sleeping as much as you need to in order to be strong in the face of that overactive mind. Your body can be a tool for getting grounded in the here and now, which is exactly what you need to do, my love. Don’t weigh yourself down with ratchet distractions when your reality needs so much love and care from you.

Social Scene

Gemini season requires you to move faster than you’d prefer through your days, and it’s hella overwhelming sometimes. Strive to find balance, Virgo, because you don’t have it right now. Your fam cares about you, but they’re responding to how you’ve trained them. If you’ve been pretending that things are cool when they aren’t, then your unlikely to ask you what’s wrong when you need it.

Workspace:

If you let your feels get in the way of your follow-through, you may kick off some drama without realizing it. If people start acting weird around you at work, it’s likely to be because your energy is leaking. If you don’t channel your frustrations consciously, they’ll find something to latch on to; and I promise you won’t like what that brings you. Direct your ambition through hard work and concentration, and you’ll find creative, off-the-clock ways of airing out your irritations, Puppy.

Love:

The full Moon on the 21st is gonna expose the feels you’ve been trying to hide, so get ready for some heartfelt processing, boo. There’s heavy themes playing out in your close relationships, and it’s on you to step up and be true to your word. If you’re hooked up, that’s likely to mean that your bae needs you to do what you say you’re gonna, and if you’re single then the love relationship you need to be maintaining is with yourself. Either way the need is the same: be the person you intend to be, Virgo. Use the new Moon on the 4th to apply your full Moon ah-ha moments and start a new cycle of intimacy and tenderness.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Its time for a change of mind, gorgeous. Make peace with aging, embrace exercise, or own your sexy ‘cause you’re on call to be your whole, complicated self without fear or judgment. We exist on a continuum, and how you feel in your own skin is constantly evolving as you change over time. Don’t get so attached to how things are right now that you believe they’ll stay this way forever or assume that all changes will bring bad vibes. Make faith and strength priority #1 in the resiliency of your physical life, Libra.

Social Scene

Stress is the worst and can take you out of your commitments and pleasures, making you obsessed with the past or the future. Don’t feed your inner cray, Libra. You’re in some relationships that’re stuck and need to end or change. Look at your patterns with your homies, and stop worrying about who’s right or wrong. Friendship is awesome when it’s not hard AF, and this season you’ve got some work to do. Be generous and kind when you’re stressing. Things will organically work out from there.

Workspace:

Even if you’re clear about what you want, you’re plan isn’t tight yet, Libra. You don’t have enough information, and as Mars leaves your house of work until August, this is a good time to gather 411 like a boss. Explore what you want instead of taking your old goals at face value because you’ve changed, the field may have changed, and certainly your opportunities are always shifting. Use the intel you gather to help you let go of your attachment to how things need to be so that you can create a better flow in your professional and creative growth.

Love:

You’re running some fierce love energy this month, and there’s helluv potential in that. Fall for yourself first, Libra. Boost yourself up. Take yourself out on the town. If you’re not feelin’ yourself, it’s time to get out there and enjoy the power of a good flirt. If you’re in a relationship, it’s likely to be a dope time for you, when the power of a good bae can transform you and make you fall more in love with life. If you’re single, it’s a great time to try and meet new people. Be changed by the beauty of love, Libra.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When Mars sashays back into your sign on the 28th, it’s gonna feel intense. Identity issues that you were dealing with this winter are gonna rear their heads again, demanding to be dealt with. In order to keep things legit, you’ve gotta actually deal with them, and head on. Present yourself with care, but more importantly, take care of how you feel so that your energy is Gucci as you wanna be. Anything that requires real effort, like quitting smoking or finally learning how to box, is an especially good use of Mars’ strength and willfulness.

Social Scene

If you’ve been needing to patch things up with a friend, the 29th-2nd is a great time to do it because you’ll be more willing to go deep and own your part. May is an awesome time to spend with friends who open up different ways of thinking or new ways of doing things. You’ll be especially open to learning new things from the 28th onwards, so take some chances, bb.  One word of warning is if you’re feeling agitated and you don’t tell bishes what’s up for you, your energies are likely to leak and create upsets you don’t see coming. Own your vibes.

Workspace:

You can have what you want but maybe not quite now, bb. This month you may be feeling stuck and seeing more of what you don’t have instead of what you do. Take a minute to revisit the path you’ve taken with school or work, and own what you’ve accomplished or figured out about yourself. You’re off-course, but there’s a bigger picture to consider; the time of reassessing is here so that you perfect your picture of what you want to do and get more willing to actually do it.

Love:

How you love is as important as who you love, Scorpio. Instead of focusing your energies on your crush or your honey, turn your viewfinder on yourself. You’ve been letting your anxieties get the better of you, and it’s making you see and feel things in a skewed way. Feeling low changes your perspective, so strive to hit a higher ground before you jump to any conclusions. Take a minute away from your love life and do you. Find your center before you go trying to bring your love life to the next level.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

I know it sounds weird, but this month is a great time to work on your flexibility and dexterity. You don’t need to be a Yoga Hoser to take the time to work out what your Mama gave you. Stretching your body is not only good for your physical self; it creates spaciousness in your mind and heart too. Find your center spiritually by working your core, physically. Pilates, belly dancing, or any kind of fitness training that teaches you how to isolate and engage your center will give you mad holistic strength this month.

Social Scene

From the 23rd through the 13th, you’re likely to be dealing with some heavy anxiety crap, either from bishes acting foolish or you feeling upset or out of balance with what’s going on. Either way your work is the same: breathe. You’re working out deep themes about your place in the world through your friendships, but that doesn’t mean that things are as dire for your fam as they are for you. Pace yourself through your feels so that you don’t see calamity where it isn’t.

Workspace:

It may have felt like you were treading water the past few months, working hard but not really getting ahead. Now that Mars has moonwalked outta your sign, the spell is broken, and the energy is there to help you further your ambitions, ‘Tarius -- so get to work! While you’re unlikely to see immediate results, from the 28th of May through to August, you’re in a productive period to set down roots. Don’t shy away from working hard and taking risks. You’ve got this.

Love:

There’s big feels up this month, so watch out for full Moon crazy vibes on the 21st to kick off Gem Season. This Moon will bring to surface whatever you’ve been harboring in your heart, so don’t be surprised if things get real. You’re in an awesome time to meet someone new on the 4th with the new Moon, but you’re only likely to make deep connections, so if you’re trying to keep things casual, you should chill with friends that day. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, you can make your relationship more satisfying by simply choosing to show up, ready and willing.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Treat your bod like your bff and buy it some presents and ask it what it wants to do today. Stop being a bully and passing judgments on yourself, Cappy. There’s no good that’ll come from being a jerk, so your challenge this season is to motivate yourself through kindness. Find one thing that you heart about your body or that you value about your health every day all of Gemini season. You may be surprised at how much is gained by a positive and abundant attitude, my love.

Social Scene

Your friends may be helly weird from the 23rd-13th but that’s their business. If bishes be basic, don’t take it so personally that you turn basic too! Try compassion instead of assumptions when dealing with your fam, even if it seems they’re being weird at you instead of around you. This is a great period to get a witches’ circle going and to get mad woo with your homies. You know what they say: a crew that seeks universal truths together, slays together.

Workspace:

Success is not a static destination that you reach and then get to forevermore chill at. It’s a creative junction with choices and the need for adjustments and your continued investment, bb. Your creative potential is tight, Capricorn, so don’t get too comfortable right before the good stuff kicks in. Realign yourself with the clarity of what you wanna do and how you wanna do it this month. You’re not going to get where you wanna be alone. Baller plans require baller players, so be especially open to collaborations that are creative and inspiring. As your goals mature, so will your ability to enjoy them.

Love:

You’re not known as the most emo sign in the zodiac, so when you go through deep feels, it can throw you off your game. Don’t let anxious thinking replace vulnerable feels. Who you want to be in your relationships is up in the air for you, and that’s not a comfortable place to be. Don’t process with your crush before you work out your thoughts with your Dear Diary or your BFF. You can make things worse by trying to “fix” them too soon. Figure out your needs and limits before you do anything else, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18 

Body Matters:

The impact that worry has on you is totally physical. What you feel like in your bod shapes your whole outlook and attitude, which impacts how you act, which influences others, and lays the groundwork for how they treat you. It’s a lot. If there’s stuff that you’re worried about, deal with it now, Aquarius. Support yourself through the day to day of your issues, even (especially) when things feel insurmountable and impossible. Decide to be a doer this month.

Social Scene

Chances are good that people are not out to get you and that there isn’t a secret brigade of haters hiding in the bushes. You may be feeling a bit paranoid, but I’m happy to report that it’s all in your head. Instead of feeding the dank fears that’re swimming in your head, try looking for the best. Chanel all of your ‘I don’t knows’ into possibility and opportunity. Meet new people, and put yourself out there with your old homies. You need the love and like that only a true bish can give you.

Workspace:

You’re on the cusp of figuring it out, Aquarius, and you don’t need patience as much as you need confidence. Believe in yourself enough to dream up what you want your life to look like. If your job is a boner, it’s OK – you can leave. Maybe not right away, but for sure eventually. Make plans to get to the place you wanna be, even if you’re hecka far from it now. The next several months will help you to understand how you got where you are and give you insights into what to do/not to do to get to the next playing level.

Love:

If you love with conditions, is it really love? I mean, it doesn’t seem on the surface that you’re being conditional; but you might actually be, Aquarius, and that just sucks. If you give to your honey and then a few days later are frustrated that they haven’t responded the way you were wanting, that’s a sign that you’re getting caught up in the strings that you’ve attached to your crush. Allow things to develop in their own space and time and for people to be different from you. Leave the passive aggressive games at the door, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

It’s not enough for everyone else to see how beautiful and strong you are, Pisces, you need to be able to own it yourself. This month the space between how you see yourself and how others see you is hella up. You have some old, and weirdly self-depreciating ideas about yourself that have got to go. Take the time to look at yourself, seriously look at yourself. Don’t inspect, or judge, or fix; just see yourself at this moment for what you are. Treat yourself as you would a friend or a stranger, my love. Show yourself kindness as you meet the you that you’ve become. 

Social Scene

On the 4th there’s gonna be a sad little new Moon that’s likely to make you feel like hiding under the covers. If you do it, bring your Dear Diary or get on chat with your bestie to help you process your feels and not just hide from the world. From May 23 through June 13th the planets will be wreaking havoc on your gentle continence, and you will need your crew to hold you up or give you some space. There’s no shame in needing a break, and if your fam has your back, they’ll pop the corn and help you watch X-Files reruns till you’re ready for the world again. Ask for what you need this month, bae.

Workspace:

If you can get comfortable with being in an uncertain place, this month can be really inspiring on the work front. You’re ready for change but not sure which direction is going to best help you grow versus what will just be more effort with very little payoff. Don’t get so caught up in seeking your destination that you miss out on experiencing your path in the here and now, Pisces. You’re gonna find the answer you’re itching for when you least expect it. 

Love:

OMG: So. Many. Feels.

Don’t rush to conclusions this month, pisces, because your emotions are on high; and you don’t have enough 411 to know what you really think yet. Trust your heart instincts, but don’t imagine that it’s all you need to make good choices. Let things play out before you do anything drastic, and in the meantime, be kind to your sweet, sweet heart. Let love in all of its forms -- even the tiniest tendernesses and smallest embraces -- transform you.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

You can’t control how you feel, but you can work on how you take care of those feels. There’s this way that your body is like a container for all of your experiences, your emotions, and your dreams. That’s all good when things are going your way, but when you hit potholes, your bod can go down with you. Find healthy ways of channeling your feelings this season, or you may end up stuck and frustrated. There’s a serious risk that your frustrations will take hold in your bod if you aren’t careful, so make time and energy for shaking your helpless, hopeless feels out. Running, walking, or any form of booty shaking will do.

Social Scene

You’re finding yourself, and it’s having a big impact on your fam times. Instead of looking at the bishes you lurv to validate what you are, you need to just own it, Aries. This Mars retrograde has you all amped up; and if you try to funnel all those vibes at people, they’re likely to respond poorly. Do some deep digging as you look at what’s motivating you in your relationships. You’re lovely, and if you could trust that more, it’d be easier to be straightforward with your squad about where you’re at and what you need.

Workspace:

Don’t overdo it! Opportunity is really just a test in how well you know yourself; not everything that is good is good for you, and ya can’t do all the things, all at once. This season, but especially from 5/8 onwards, you may feel itchy to say yes before you have all the 411 without realistically considering whether you can follow through. Only take on what you think you can do well, and that won’t cost you more than it’s worth, bb. Mercury is Retrograde from the 28th onwards, making it extra easy for you to miss the fine print. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

Love:

If you don’t know you, it’s hard to let other people close enough to form their own theories without getting all mixed up. There’s a tension between your need to do you and your not wanting to be alone. This is unlikely to be a completely easy time with love, but don’t worry, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna bad. Be willing to work for what you want, Aries. The better you know yourself, the easier it’ll be to have the right kind of boundaries with your crushes. Don’t be shy of processing your feels with your bae, Aries.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

You’re perfect and gorgeous and it’s your damn birthday, so turn it out! Embrace the difference between fun and just busy, Taurus. You’ve got to know yourself to love yourself, kween. Stretch out them muscles to know where your body is at. There are helluv planets in your sign this season, which is awesome, but in the mix of all that Taurian goodness is the dreaded Mercury Retrograde in your sign. Speak your truth and watch out for your throat and lung health, Birthday BB.

Social Scene

The bishes you run with are helly important. Be open to big changes in your friendships because they’re likely to be for the better this month. Keeping up with the status quo might make you feel chill, but it won’t make things better. If you’re willing to get genuine with your homies, you’ll be able to make those connections deeper and satisfying for all. Show up as your realest self with your crew so that you can deal with things as they really are. In the big picture, there’s nothing but an upside to that, Taurus.

Workspace:

With Mars and Mercury Retrograde this month, it’d be easy to mess up what you say with what you do or visa versa. Walk your talk, Taurus. If you can’t make promises, then don’t. Be very careful with your words, and don’t jump to conclusions; or you may find that you’ve got yourself in an unexpected shit show while just trying to evade some lesser shit. You’re likely to not have all the info that you need to make an informed decision, so be a data collector, a Veronica Mars of work and pleasure if you will. Just do you, boo.

Love:

The full Moon in your house of partnership on the 21st is a great time to get lost in fantasizing about your intentions, so stay on the lookout for your feels inexplicably shifting about your relationships. This will be a great time to review what you’ve experienced (or not) over the past year and how you feel about it. It may be a good idea to put off executing any plans until after Mercury finishes its Moonwalk through the heavens on the 21st, but it’s a great time to tighten up your vision for what you want. If you’ve met a new cutie that you wanna put in your pocket, that’s all good; just don’t make any proclamations of love until the end of your season, Taurus.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Your body totally matters to me, Twin Star; does it matter to you? If you live so much in your head that you don’t notice much about your body beyond how it looks, health issues can get out of control. Take a time out from your business on the 21st, and check in with your health. Are you tired? When was the last time you flossed your teeth? Do you breathe – I mean it; are you breathing right now? Get back to basics and tend to your foundations so that they can really hold you up, lover.

Social Scene

Be brave, bb. Your squad is made up of bishes, and some of them are giving you the sads. Don’t try to pretend you’re cool with things, or whinge about people behind their backs. Your ruling planet is Retrograde this month, and it’s a great time to introspect on your feels about friends. Figure out what’s true for you. Be authentic because realness is never a mistake, even when it’s not what you want it to be. You may have to confront some uncomfortable stuff, but you and your homies will be better for it in the end.

Workspace:

Boundaries are annoying because in order to say yes to some things, you’ve gotta say no to others. The choices you make this season could end up feeling really overwhelming for you if you’re not careful. You have limits that you need to respect and honor, even if it’s a total boner. Feel your feels but don’t obsess on them, bae. You’ve got big picture goals to remember, so don’t let the small stuff get you down. Balance your needs with your wants, even if your needs have to win out a little this month.

Love:

With retrograde Mars doing it’s Moonwalk in your relationship house, you may find yourself feeling helly irritated by the babes you like or love, or possibly motivated to connect with people. In either case you’ve gotta be careful that you aren’t so agro that you push fools away. Read the room, Gem. Don’t start something that the other person is clearly not here for. Love, like, and lurv are partnered dances; you’ve gotta respond to people’s moves and match your partners pace sometimes. Don’t waste this energy by forcing things this month.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You’re FAF, and knowing it doesn’t make you conceited or braggy. You get to love on yourself and enjoy your sweet, sweet bod, Moonchild. You don’t get extra points in life for being a martyr and keeping yourself small. Own your glorious, sexy, smart, and stylie self. Choose to nurture a self-esteem that feels good, even if your habit is to shit-talk yourself. There’s no other person to be than you, and there’s no other moment to accept than this one. Cultivating inner peace will set the stage for a loving relationship to your mortal coil, mama.

Social Scene

If you focus on what you’re worried about, you’ll end up feeling helly defensive; and that’ll create all kinds of other problems for you than the ones you’re focusing on. How you do you is your only job, so if bishes are rude, it’s on you to figure out if you need to stand up for yourself, bounce, or ignore it. What you don’t need is to understand where your homies are coming from, or what their secret motive is. Just figure your own self out. The new Moon on the 6th is a great time to reconnect or heal wounds with your squad, so do your homework leading up to then, puppy.

Workspace:

The needs of your ego are not the same as your real needs, but it’d be easy to pattern your life after them if you’re not careful. You’ve been caught up on playing out roles that you’ve actually long outgrown. Use your ego to remind you that you’re cool, but don’t be a slave to it. You’re so emo and you need peace, not just power. Use this Mercury Retrograde (April 28th - May 22nd) to figure out what the right balance is and how you’re gonna make it happen. Introspection is a passive seeming phase of development, but it’s deadass important this season.

Love:

Love is an action, and when people say that they love you but act hella shady, it’s not enough (or at least it shouldn’t be). Being romanced is tight, but it’s not enough either. You need compatibility, chemistry, and shared values; and if you settle for less, you’re gonna feel dank. There’s no way around it. Instead of obsessing on the details, take a step back and check out the big picture. Honor your feels by being loyal to them instead of to your hopes, or what you’re projecting onto your crush or situation. There’s no better time than now to learn how to love yourself through the power of your choices, lover.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

The body is a mystery. It does helluv things that are fascinating, creepy, and certainly weird. When you lie to yourself, get anxious, or ignore its needs , you create unintended consequences that shift the solid ground from underneath you. Practice staying present and saying yes to your body’s needs in the face of your tendency to check out this month, love. You’re an excellent actor but what’s that get you? The answer is: stuck. You may look Gucci, but that’s not enough. Prioritize how you feel on the inside over all else, Leo.

Social Scene

You don’t have to apologize for who you are or where you’re at, Leo. That said, your fam doesn’t have to like what you’re doing or how. This is a complicated time for you ‘cause you have some deep choices to make. Stop worrying so much about what other people think, and try to honor what’s up for you. If your life choices cause friction between you and your homies, your only job is to figure out if you’ve outgrown them or if you just see things differently. Be open to help in all forms it comes in.

Workspace:

There’s so much energy in your career house this season, and you can use it to get shit did IRL or to drive yourself crazy, Leo. You don’t need to be starting from your ideal place. Wherever you’re at right now is fine. Your big work now is to make peace with your starting place so that you can come up with a tight plan for getting to where you wanna be. In order to make omelets, you have to crack a few eggs, kitten. Just be careful about this Mercury Retrograde, and be on guard against getting your wires crossed. Communicate direct and clear, even when you can only say that you’re not sure yet.

Love:

This is likely to be a hella emo time for you because the Moon is up in your business this Taurus season. Be on the lookout for intense vibes from the 11th through the 16th, especially if someone new enters your life around the 6th. Love and passion can transform your life or distract you in the most spectacular ways. Make choices that support your whole life instead of just your vag. If you let a person in your life, they should be an improvement, not a drain on you, no matter how fire they are.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re not feeling yourself, you can call in some serious reinvention juju, just don’t do it out of self-hate or bad vibes, Virgo. How you present yourself is a huge part of your identity and obvi a big part of how people see you, but it’s not the most important part of you (I hope for your sake!). Take the heaviness out of your style in favor of playfulness. Change up your steeze so that you feel more frisky and comfortable in your own skin. You’re a magician, and you need to start acting like it, Virgo.

Social Scene

Between the new Moon on the 6th and some deep and growth-oriented Pluto action from the 11th-16th, this is a great time for getting real with your homies. Don’t shy away from people this month, even if that’s more in your comfort zone. You’re on call to prioritize your personal needs with your profesh ones, and part of that is not only about reaching out, it’s about showing up to deal with what’s up for you. You’ll get what you put out, so take some chances on your crew, puppy.

Workspace:

Don’t let this Mars Retrograde distract you. There’s a bigger picture than the one you can see right now, and if you get caught in the details (as you do), you’ll end up feeling stuck and terrible, Virgo. Take the slow road because if you’re the tortoise, you’ll be able to sustain whatever you start; but if you pull moves like the hare, you’ll wind yourself before you get very far. Don’t get mad about your situation; get serious and get it did, ma.

Love:

The best way to mess things up in your love life is to be guarded. I’m not saying you shouldn’t stand up for yourself when you have to, but stop it with the excuses and creating stories that allow you to describe what’s happening without taking emo responsibility for what you feel. Fights can erupt this season, but be careful of what you say ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back. Own your shit without the old defenses, so you can get what you want instead of just hold onto what you’ve got.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Get hella selfish this month. Take care of your body by listening to it and giving it what it needs. It’s too easy to distract away from your feels when you’re not paying real attention to your senses, but it’s a mistake. Your feels live in your bod, and your bod lives in the now. Get present, even if that ends up slowing you down and pointing you away from others. If it takes a lot of effort to drop into your emotions, take it as a sign that you should for sure do it now.

Social Scene

You don’t need to know how things are going to work out, or even why they feel the way they do. What you need is a self-care regimen in your relationships that supports you in being your best self. Try not to make any permanent decisions this Taurus season, and especially during Mercury Retrograde. You may not feel like you can talk things out with your fam, but that won’t last forever. Get honest about your feels beneath your feels, and figure out what to do with them later.

Workspace:

Everything is fine, Libra, just fine. If you want them to be The Legit, you need to get serious about your goals, bb. You’ve been coasting, and there are pros and cons to it, love. If you don’t want your professional life or your education to be the biggest part of your world, then continue on as you were. If you’ve been lowkey blocked, then it’s time to tighten up your game. Let go of the fears and negative beliefs that you’ve been clinging to. They’re keeping you more stuck than safe, Kitty Kat.

Love:

There’s a huge difference between guilt and humility: one is kinda self-obsessing and the other is not. You have got to let go of returning back to your feels over and over so much that you’re not actually responding to bishes needs. It’s doing no one any good if you are a stressed-out freak, and it feels hella basic. Get to a centered place inside of yourself before you process your love life, Libra. Accept your part, for better or worse, and move on. Living in the past is a good way to recreate it.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When things don’t go as you’d want them to, it’s easy to get all riled up; and in the case of this month, that’ll make you feel tired AF. Your bod needs a damn break and that’s no joke. Take time to lovingly recharge yourself in between all the things you’ve gotta do. There’s only so much you can carry without dropping something; put your whole entire burden down and take a break, Scorpio. From that place you can see through your anxieties and get yourself together.

Social Scene

If your friends don’t live on the level you wanna be on, it becomes harder and harder to get there. Your fam can inspire you, or you can slip into BS jealousies that make you feel dank and dumb. Don’t fall for it! There’s enough room for everyone to succeed, and isn’t it way better if your squad slays? If your homies are wasting their energies in basic business, you don’t need to act like you’re down with it; hold your bishes up and let them do the same for you.

Workspace:

It’s Mercury Retrograde time and that means you’ve gotta make a list a check it twice. It sounds like Christmas, but really it’s Taurus time, which can make you feel hella taxed as you struggle to get everything done on the material plane. Don’t make any major impulse buys this month because you need to keep your resources for investing into school or work. Commit to acting based on your values this month, and future you will thank you for it.

Love:

Everything is happening in your partnership house this month, which is awesome for you. Take chances that fill you up, Scorpio, because they’re likely to work out! The only downside is that all change comes with unintended consequences. Be flexible with people, and they’re more likely to do the same for you. This can be a time for big breakthroughs in your love life, so be open to your heart expansions. Let the right bishes in, lover. Show all the way up even when it’s vulnerable and scary this month.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Sleep is the dance floor upon which your subconscious mind does the Nae Nae, my friend. It’s essential to get good rest ‘cause that’s where your inner mind works things out and gestates your hopes and fears. Start a dream journal to help you hear what these voices are trying to tell you. The subconscious speaks in a language that’s visual and symbolic instead of literal, so Google the meanings to all the big themes you’re seeing in your nightlife to make sense of it all. It’s a great time to invest in new sheets or PJs that are loaded up with the right kind of symbols and colors. #pizza

Social Scene

If you’re willing to shake things up, you can improve your platonic love life by leaps and bounds this month. There’s more than one way of having a rich love life, so look to your friendships to find people who know and love you, ‘Tari. Take your fam out on friend dates, tell them how much you love them, and mend any fences that’ve gotten broken. Having a balanced life always includes making quality time for the bishes who hold you up.

Workspace:

There’s a lot to tend to this month, and it’s on you to maintain it. The new Moon on the 6th is an awesome time to start something new, whether it’s a job search, new habits at work, or just realigning with your choice to do what you’re doing for now. On the 8th the Saturn square to Jupiter kicks back in, giving you a tension between what you need and what you want. Since Mars is Retrograde in your sign, I encourage you to make sure getting what you long for doesn’t come at the expense of what you must have.

Love:

With two heavy hitters Moonwalking in your sign, you’re likely to feel hella The Strange this month (although to be honest it’ll be going on for months). It’s time to get hella deep, lover. Check in with what’s driving you towards your wants. You can attract all kinds of luv experiences now, but is that what you want? If you’ve been pushing away real love, now’s your chance to understand and unhook why. It’s easy to attract a change of scenery but real change is on you, ‘Tarius.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 Body Matters:

The lie that people tell about your sign is that you’re patient. You are helly impatient when it comes to day to day living but play a good long game. Your health is requiring you to adopt a better attitude, Cappy. You can obsess on wanting longer hair all you want, but it’ll grow as slow as it chooses, and there’s little you can do about it but to be patient! Don’t freak out, just make a plan and pace yourself through it, kitten.

Social Scene

GURL. You can keep on giving and giving but it’s turning you into a damn thief. Stop robbing yourself of the chance to let your homies know you. You’ve been giving so much that you’re feeling empty and sad, and it’s time to reign it in. the thing that isn’t clear is whether your friends are asking you for too much or if you’ve just developed some shut down habits with your crew. Either way your job is the same; set some limits and when it’s time to show up, do it for reals.

Workspace:

You’re on the right track, even if it feels like it’s taking forever to get there. Make it your goal to remove added stress from you job. You’ve got a plan or at least a path that you’re on. Follow through with your commitments with as chill an attitude as you can master, Cap. The way you approach your work is just about as important as what you actually do this season, so prioritize managing your feels around the unpredictability of your profesh life this month.

Love:

Relationships are up this season, whether you’re in one or not. How you respond to something new entering your life will be super important as things are coming towards you this month. Your challenge is to not be so strategic! Try flowing with what you feel instead of following through with your agenda. Whether change is coming within your relationship or there’s someone new coming your way, be your most receptive and present self, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 Body Matters:

When you fight yourself, there’s no winning that’s possible, no matter what happens. Self-acceptance is the foundation to everything, lover, and your physical existence is no exception to that. Don’t compare yourself to what other people look like or what you used to look like. You’re you. The you that you are now needs love and kindness, not bullying phone calls from inside the house. Be your own best friend this Taurus season, and commit to the radical act of loving the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

Your roommates may bug the living heeze outta ya if you’re not clear as a bell, my friend. Don’t expect your fam to give you what you need if you haven’t told them what that is. You’re changing and it’s important to share the fun, the dank, and the lovely of it with people. Share the peace you’ve been feeling on your own with the pals you’ve mainly been sharing your woes with. If you bring something new to your friends, you’ll enjoy how they respond this Taurus season.

Workspace:

The full Moon on the 21st is a great time to get it together, Water Bearer. You don’t need to do anything out in the world, but you have some stirrings that are jumbled up and making you crazy. If you’ve been feeling uncertain about your work or your professional path it’s time to pour out the contents of your purse and sort through that mess. Even if you’re not sure how things are playing out, own what you ultimately want for yourself and let go of the inhibitions that make you feel like ya can’t have it.

Love:

From the 11th-16th watch out, because you’re gonna be packing heat, Aquarius. Those may be days when you’re hella feeling yourself or when you get lots of good attention, but it can go even deeper than that. Decide what you want and go for it. You want to Netflix and chill with someone? Make it happen. But if you want to feel seen by the person you’re getting sweaty with, don’t settle for less than that. Make choices that make you joyous, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 Body Matters:

You’re a powerful person and your body is a GD miracle. A miracle! Trust the strength and resiliency of your physical self to have enough energy to get you through whatever you’re coping with. The troubles you’re cycling through make you wanna jump out of your body and live up in the clouds, but that’s a missed opportunity, Pisces. Your physical self is a resource that can help you feel more centered, grounded, and ready. Don’t miss out on your most accessible tool, just because you forgot you were carrying it round with you, pal.

Social Scene

If you’ve lied or been lied to, this month will pop that sucker out into the open; so keep your side of the road clean, Pisces. Mercury is retrograde and that has a funny way of returning lost things, including the truth. This is a great time for sipping on bougie cock/mocktails (ladies choice) with your friends. you may be feeling more one-on-one time instead of squad times, so don’t fight it. Heart-to-hearts and tender times close to home will fill you up this season, Pisces.

Workspace:

From May 8th through June 7th you’re on serious call to follow through. Find the balance point between your wants and needs, or strive to correct any way you’ve fallen out of step with your goals. How you manage your feels around getting things done is everything in this period. No matter what, you have choice; and while you can’t necessarily choose to quit your job or have a better boss, you can focus on the benefit of the compromises that you’re making so that they don’t get you so down.

Love:

This Mars retrograde will bring up passion for you, and that could be awesome or awful, depending on how honest you’ve been lately. If you’ve been repressing anger or frustration with your bae, it’s likely to leak out of you or make you feel super uninterested in physical intimacy. Don’t try to shove down the truth because it won’t go away. Be brave and proactive with your loves; and if you don’t have one, don’t hide from love, like, or fun. If you put yourself out there, something will happen this month, so be brave, my fishy friend.

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💎 Aries Season March 21-April 19, 2016

Your Aries Season (3/21-4/19) forecast written originally for Oyster

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Baby! Your body grows another year older, and don’t get it twisted: that’s a true-blue good thing. Your worth deepens as you grow, so don’t let any dank ideas about ‘youth being the only way to be relevant’ mess your mind. Bless this body for all the weird-ass miracles it performs on the regular, Aries. Embrace your physical self as it is right now, and love it unconditionally, like it’s your GD job. Buy yourself some pretty this month, but only do it ‘cause it’s fun, not because you need it. You’re here and you’re perfect as is. Be your own bae, birthday babe.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There are likely to be changes with your fam this month, but they’ve not necessarily got to do with you. Don’t take it personally when your friends change, even if you don’t understand where they’re coming from. Let your homies go through what they’re going through without making it about you (even though you are the center of the Universe, of course!). Be especially careful not to pick fights and keep your Judgey Cap off your precious head on the 18th when the new Moon in your sign brings your feels to the surface. Show your pals patience, ma.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

This season is all about you figuring out how to execute your goals. How much effort is too much, and what’s not enough? You’ve got to know yourself well enough to answer that question in a way that can only be right for you. You could try to wing it right now and get pretty far, but you won’t be able to sustain your success. Make a plan that works for you, even if it’s only written with broad strokes, bae. Be especially open to sudden insights or new opportunities from the 31st-5th.

Love:

The Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd in your opposite sign is here to help you deepen your relationships, but you may be tempted to go the other direction, too. You can fake your happiness, but all you’re doing is going to bed in an organized but filthy house. Even if realness brings up hard shit, it shouldn’t be avoided, lover. Confront your feels in relationships with care and kindness because you can only bring healing to realness. It would be a colossal waste of your energy to be anything but true to yourself on the 5th through 11th; be brave in the face of your heart’s yearnings.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get your witchy ways on, and embrace color therapy this Aries season. Whether your vibe is Goth, club kid, or normcore doesn’t matter; wear colors that up your vibrations, Taurus. March is likely to find you hella sensi in your heart and bod, so employ subtle helpers wherever you can. Be especially wise about your diet, and eat in ways that make you feel good here and now. Don’t starve or stuff yourself because those actions will only be distractions from you tending to the most important relationship you’re in – the one between you and your own happiness.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

March may find you wanting to hide under the covers, but April will be way more fun, Taurus. If you are feeling more private and more like spending time with Twinkies and Netflix than your squad, don’t worry about it, love. After the 5th when Mercury enters your sign, you’re likely to be feeling your friends; so be patient with yourself if you need a break from everyone for a few weeks. The difference between ghosting and taking some me-time is communication; when you need a break from the people you love, do what God intended and send emojis liberally, <insert angel emoji here>.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Life has infinite possibilities, and you alone are on the hook for what you choose to do with yours. What you spend your time doing matters, Taurus, and it shapes you. What are you doing? For really? Are you going through the motions or punching the clock with what you think you ‘should’ be doing? If you don’t find meaning in either the big picture or the day-to-day execution of your work life, things get old pretty quickly. Change your attitude, or change your ways this month, bb.

Love:

The days leading up to the Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd will be easy ones to get confused on. Be weary of idealizing people to the point that you’re unwilling to see them for who they are. Fantasies can be fun, but they lead you in the wrong direction, which can be helly demoralizing. Let your relationships develop in their own time, and let fools reveal themselves to you. Party responsibly this month, and only say what you for sure mean ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back, Taurus.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Be wary of coasting, Twin Star. You can get so in your head that you totally forget to take care of your body. It’s Aries season, and that means that things are moving quickly; you’re totally capable of keeping up, but you shouldn’t self-sabotage in order to do it. Make sure you’re tending to your basics – that means breathing through stress, sleeping enough, and drinking enough water. If you forego self-care, it won’t make sense to hang with others. Put your needs first, Gem.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The Lunar Eclipse is happening in your social house and gurl, it’s on. Find yourself when you end up in the chaos of other people’s feels and BS, and don’t let go. Your relationships are not only important to your happiness, but they’re also a big reflection on you. Who you roll with and how you take on the rights and responsibilities of friendship is important, so you better make sure it’s on point. No matter what you do, there will be consequences; make sure you’re willing to sleep in the bed you’re lying in, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You may find that you’re easily distracted these days, and that bites.

Procrastination is your enemy this month, but if you wage a full-on war against it, you’ll end up whinging on the couch about how hard everything is. What you need is a reason, boo. Take a time-out so you can get reconnected with what motivates you. If you’re clear about where you want to be in the big picture (or failing that, if you know where you wanna steer clear of), then you can make sure that your clarity is driving you to follow through. Bullying yourself won’t get it done, so kill your to-do list with kindness, Twin Star.

Love:

Whether you’re burning to tell someone you’re feeling them, or you’re ready to say SSYN (sayonara, see you never), it’s time to make it happen. Speak up for your heart’s truth this month, or you’re likely to find yourself feeling defensive. If you don’t deal with the truth, then the consequences of how stuck that makes you feel are on you. Pushy, passionate Mars is in your relationship house; and it wants you to go and do. Courage isn’t about brawn alone; it requires a full heart. Honor yours outta your head and IRL.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

With Mars is in your health house this month, you have all the energy you need to get ‘er did. If you were ever gonna pick up a new sport or workout routine, now’s a great time to do it because you’ll be able to feel the results straightaway. I challenge you to a daily dance-off for the whole of Aries season – try and get a few songs in every day. If you’re too sedentary, you’re likely to feel hella agitated and even accident-prone, so channel what your mama gave you with some damn feeling, Moonchild.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your squad may have thinned out lately, and only you can say if that’s a bad thing or not. Look at your friendships this month. Have you been picking the right people to trust, and if not, why? To see your relationships clearly, you first have to be able to see yourself clearly. If you keep on investing in bishes that’re fun but that you don’t trust, you’ll keep on shutting down and feeling lonely. Invest in the kind of connections that do more than look good on the surface, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Be on the lookout for major insights and revelations about your calling this month. There’s a larger purpose to what you do with this beautiful life, and how you respond to that is everything. From the 4th-9th and also with the new Moon on the 18th , there are likely to be meaningful clues to where to go or highlights on what’s standing in your way, Moonchild; and these will come to you through other people. Don’t let your insecurities make you feel threatened by other people’s successes – there’s enough fire to go around. Get inspired by others; don’t compete with them for what you think they have over you.

Love:

This lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a hella deep one, Cancer. The opportunity here is that you regain a deeper, more meaningful balance than you’ve had in your relationships by going for a deeper mutual understanding. The risk is that you let this chance pass you by, by glossing over things that’re unpleasant. Love is filthy, and if you’re not willing to get messy with it, you’re not really in the game, bae. Make no mistake that it’s your own patterns that’re on parade; tend to them wisely.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

If you’ve been dancing with a bad habit, the new Moon on the 18th is an excellent time to quit it, Leo. The stuff you do on the day-to-day matters; it trains your body and your mind, and sets the tone for what’s real in your life. Stop spending so much time in a virtual world and start being more in your sweet, sweet body, BB. Bodies are weird and wonderful and need helluv love and support to stay awesome. Be a buddy to your body by watching what you put into it this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Whatever’s been swept under the rug from late last September is coming back up for you to properly deal with it. You can’t ghost your problems any more, especially if that means ghosting your friends. Stand up and deal with your relationships instead of running away from things just ‘cause they’re dank. If you’ve chosen people that’re bad for you, look at what you were getting out of that choice. If you’ve got the best crew, but there’s some unresolved issues, deal with them. Be humble about your part and compassionate towards your homies this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The balance between what you love and what you need is up for grabs, Leo. Instead of choosing your creative happiness over your security (or vice versa), try to adopt a strategy that allows for both. From the 21st-5th your desire to have it all might actually get in the way of the flow of abundance; strive to get real about what you need as a baseline to support what you want, lover. Once done, from the 5th onwards is a great time to network your sweet buns off. Enlist support with your well-laid plans.

Love:

Take a chance on love. You can’t know what’s gonna happen next, even if you’re sure AF. The kinds of risks that are well-taken are the kinds where you don’t have hella evidence already that things won’t go your way. If your bae is always lying, stop expecting them to magically start being truthful. Instead, it’s on you to change what you want or to starting holding out for someone better. If you’re trying to find a new boo, just make sure you’ve let go of the old one first, or you’ll be creating a self-fulfilling prophesy that sucks balls.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When your thoughts are racing, you’re in the past or the future. The thing about the body is that it can’t time travel like your mind or even your heart does. When you’re not here in the present, it’s like you’ve abandoned your bod to fend for itself; and that only makes things harder on you. Take time every day this month to seriously just breathe and be here. Accept your present, even if it’s unpleasant or you feel distracted. Supporting your physical self will lay a foundation for your whole self to thrive, lover.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This lunar Eclipse is gonna highlight what you care about, so pay attention to what comes up on the 23rd. What you value is super important; if your life doesn’t add up to reflect your principles, you’ll feel empty. Even if things look good from the outside, this isn’t the time to fake at your own happiness, Virgo. Own your truth, and use that 411 to help you make the right decisions. When things get weird, lean on your crew to help you make sense of it all this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can totally get what you want, but it’ll cost ya. Don’t put off the hard work of getting your shit together just because it requires you to give up some fun stuff, Virgo. You may get the sads from the consequences of some of the choices you’re having to make, but if you follow through with your commitments, it’ll be totally worth it. Live up to your potential and build your empire like the boss you are.

Love:

From the 21st-23rd you’re likely to have some serious love-goggles on. Follow your heart, but not to just any wacky destination. Love and like without compatibility and shared values will end up backfiring, Virgo. Make sure you’re demanding more than potential from your love life because you deserve high-quality loving, my friend. What you give paves the road for what you’ll receive, but it won’t change a dog into a cat; do your best and accept the limitations of your relationships this month.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

It’s time to go the extra mile, Libra. You’re in need of some radical self-acceptance, and you’re the only person who can serve that slice of hells-yes to your self. Embrace your bod, wherever you’re at with it, however it feels, and whatever it looks like. Acceptance is not complacency, and if you have it, it doesn’t mean that you’ll get stuck in one spot. By owning where you’re starting from, you can make kind and realistic goals to get where you wanna go. How you treat yourself is of the utmost importance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There’s helluv emo energies running through you this Aries season with the lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 23rd and the new Moon in your opposite sign on the 18th. You’re likely to be feeling all kinds of feels, and that’s just part of the process of being a person. Embrace your emotions so that you can cope with them, Libra. Your friends are available to hold you up, but it’s on you to ask for the help. Give your girls a chance to be a friend.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

It may be hard to get things done this season but especially in March. You may be easily distracted by your personal life, so here’s a pro tip for showing up for work, even when you don’t wanna: let service motivate you. With Neptune firmly stationed in your house of work, you’re likely to be wondering what the point of it all is. When in doubt, find the part of what you do that is of service to people or the planet, and focus on that, lovely Libra.

Love:

Your relationship house is jam-packed this month, and that means lots of heartfelt action for you. Get deep with love, Libra. In the wise words of Drake, “You should just be yourself. Right now, you're someone else”. Show up for your bae as you are, and not just as you wanna be seen. The relationships you’ll have when you’re being all accommodating instead of being real will lead you to the same brick wall you’ve sat at before. There’s a huge amount of potential in your life, but it’s on you to show for it, stunner.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get weird with some rituals this month, Scorpio. On 23rd’s lunar Eclipse get witchy and write down all parts of your relationship to your body that are destructive and have got to go. Put them all together and tear them to shreds; the point is to own your shitty attitudes so that you can really let them go. On the new Moon on the 18th , take it to the next level by writing a letter to your body to tell it how much you love it. Don’t forget to list all the ways! Your body is capable of so much – make sure your mind knows it, ma.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The balance between your squad times and all the stuff you need to get done is a little off, lover. You need to get yourself together, and from the 21st-5th is a good time to set some healthy limits. If your friendships are taking you away from handling your responsibilities, you may need to take a small but firm step back so you can manage your business. Your life is nobody’s responsibility but your own, so lay off weird guilt trips – it’s OK to be lowkey out-of-step with your homies for a minute.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

There’s a lot of opportunity out there. The question is whether or not you’re leveraging it. Connect to the human side of your goals, Scorpio. You’re capable and fierce as hell, and everyone knows it too. You don’t need to prove yourself, but no Scorpio is an island; you do need others who are invested in your success, and that’ll only happen if they’re invested in you. Connect with mentors and colleagues to shore up your professional network this month.

Love:

Get your stank on, Scorpio. Enjoy yourself in love and fantasy, but don’t lose yourself there. You may be feeling hella anxious about this part of your life, but it’s not necessary. Instead of feeding upset energy into your crushes or bae times, try to have fun when you can; and when you can’t, have faith enough in tomorrow that you feel OK to hide out with some me-time today. Your fears are worse than your reality, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You may have taken on too much lately, and it’s time to handle your business better. There’s a risk that stress will get you down if you don’t listen to common sense and create more balance, ‘Tarius. Find creative ways to shoulder your workload so that you don’t need to be sick in order to give yourself a break. Schedule in playtime, revel in your sleepy times, and only do what you can in a healthy way. You’re not running out of time, so do what needs to be done with patience and balance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This is an excellent time to spend with your fam, ‘Tari. The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a great time to bring you back together with the people that hold you up. You’re likely to be wanting some cozy time, so don’t be shy to bring your crew to yours to help you bring more creativity and warmth to your home. Host a party at your place, break some bread, and generally connect with your homies. Merge happy home times with pal times this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can get helluv stuff done if you keep your eyes on the prize this month. The key is to work hard on your goals without alienating others by steamrollering over them or trying to convince them of your perspective. Let others do them and you do you because no matter how much you wanna change hearts and minds, all you’ll end up doing is making bishes feel pushed around. If you wanna inspire people, better to do it through your actions than your words this season.

Love:

The Aries new Moon on the 18th may bring you a new love interest or kick off a new chapter in your sex life (get it, gurl!). Don’t be so fixed on the kind of person you think you ”should” be with that you’re not open to the fools in front of you. Follow your heart, even when it brings you to unexpected places. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, be down to breath new life into your bae times. Plan fun dates, let go of BS, and connect with your boo as a teammate. Don’t go looking for the glory of being “right”; collab hot times with the one you love.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You can wait for things to change – maybe one day you’ll magically want to eat right, or the idea of stretching before a run will all of a sudden seem like a great use of time, but then again, maybe it won’t. You’ve got to create the very change you want to see in your life, Capitan. You don’t have to be perfect, but you shouldn’t be passive with the changes that you know you need to embrace, either. Take good care of your bod, even if it feels like a bummer to do.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Don’t be a conspiracy theorist, pal. People are most likely not out to get you nor are they saying things behind your back. Don’t assume the worst of your fam, even if communication gets wonky this month. When in doubt, stay out of your bat cave, and reach out to your homies. That means putting yourself out there, even when it feels revealing. There’s nothing worth having that isn’t worth fighting for; put your self on the line for friendship, even when things are awkward.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is here to help you appreciate how far you’ve come, Cappy. Don’t compare yourself to anyone else, or to any time but now. You’re here and you’ve done a right good job of creating the opportunities you’ve got. By taking the time to stop and smell the roses (really!), you’re actually investing in your career. When you feel good about where you’re at, it’s energizing and can help to get you to where you wanna be next. Make sure the path you’re on promises happiness, or at least something that’ll bring you satisfaction.

Love:

How you like and how you love are a big, fat reflection on you. It’s not possible to be truly generous with a bae when you’re stingy with the self-love. Look for the good in bishes this month, even when you’re old habit of looking for what’s wrong with them vies for your attention. Have faith that you can be in the world of imperfect people and take good care of yourself as a fellow full-time, imperfect person. You don’t need your loves to be flawless – seek healthy, happy, and growing instead.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel frustrated, it’s easy to wanna say f#ck it and throw in the towel. The problem is that what’s easiest is not always what’s best. Staying present and in your body when you feel dank feels is hard because it’s hella vulnerable, but it’s the right thing to do. Use your bod as a vehicle for channeling your happiness, your frustrations, and whatever else is up for you. You’re not meant to live through your eyes, fingertips, and a screen; shake what the good Lord gave you, Aquarius.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

It’s down to you to be real with your fam. It’s all too easy for you to put your best face on and act like you’re feeling cool when you are in fact feeling meh instead. Find the balance between a solid fake-it-till-you-make-it strategy and being real with the people you trust. Intimacy is built on the truth, so give your peeps the chance to have your back, bb.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Watch your pocketbook at the start of the month ‘cause you’re likely to wanna buy yourself some happy, even when you can’t afford it. Find other ways of feeling good than just what you can buy, puppy. Push yourself to greater heights by working your buns off and saving whatever you can to be spent on things that improve your life, rather than just giving you a fleeting feeling. It’s not just what you do but what you do with what you’ve got that defines you.

Love:

It’s on you to make a move, Sailor. It’s not enough to think about the future -- your future is built on the foundations of today, and what you do right now matters. Get out there into the world and have some damn fun, Aquarius. Enjoy the randomness of flirting and not knowing what comes next. All you gotta do is everything, bae. Live your life by embracing adventure and connection and love. New, wonderful connections can only come to you when you get outta your head and offa your couch.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel crappy is the very best time to set it off, Pisces. Put your wellness first by taking extra good care of your mental health. Whether that means you need to breathe, meditate, or go on a walkabout, the point is that you need to take care of your interior life in order to support your material life. Your body needs you to be a good buddy, bb. You always have free will – use it to make life-affirming choices this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your friends believe the best in you, so sometimes that means that they don’t know what’s really going on beneath the surface. If you’re feeling drained or upset, your homies won’t know it unless you tell them. Don’t ghost your own self and then tell yourself that others abandoned you, Pisces! Let bishes know it if you’re hiding under the bed and in desperate need of chocolate. If they come running that’s a ‘yay!’ for you, and if not, you’ll at least have something for-reals to be butthurt about.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Remember what you came here for, Pisces. You may have to do some dank stuff that you wish you didn’t have to this season, but it’s all for you bigger-picture purpose. Don’t get so caught up in your resistance to getting things done that you make it worse on yourself. Reconnect with your goals, and reaffirm your choices. If you can’t support your commitments anymore, this is a solid time to change course; just don’t do it out of blind reactions. The energy you put in will define the energy you get out.

Love:

So. Many. Feels. The work is to not get caught up in trying to weave a story to explain them away, lover. If you’re feeling sad and don’t know why, you may wanna make it about what your bae is or isn’t doing, or blame it on not having a bae, or convince yourself that you’ll never have what you really want. Don’t do it! Sometimes your feels are just that – feels. Be gentle and kind to yourself, and let the people love you, you loveable beast, you. It’s not easy to go on first dates when you’re looking for the meaning of love, so take your expectations down a notch, and you’ll be fine.

 

XO

💎 Pisces Season Feb. 19-March 20, 2016

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Your Pisces Season (2/19-3/20) forecast written originally for Oyster

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Listen to your body’s cues, Aries. If you’re feeling restless and agitated in your bod at the start of the month, it’s probably because you’re avoiding coping with things. Whatever you repress or try to hide away from will end up in that precious bod of yours, so be brave enough to make necessary changes, BB. When you have big growth in your life, you inevitably outgrow things; don’t let the tension of change stop you though. Wrap yourself in scarves and invest in luxury sheets if you’ve got to; when your health makes you take a break, you should take it! And if it’s asking you to slow down, then follow suit. Your bod knows what it needs, so don’t be a jerk and ignore it this month.

Social Scene

With Venus in your house of fam and fun times until the 13th, this is a great time for chilling with your squad and enjoying fun times. Your 12th house of introspection and self-reflection is overflowing with activity though, so if you find yourself wanting to be alone and digging deep into your Dear Diary, you shouldn’t resist the pull, Aries. If you indulge your need for a social time-out, you’re likely to reemerge stronger and more confident, so take a break if you need it! Anything you start on the new Moon on the 9th should be a reflection of your deepest emo truth, so don’t let social obligation run you on that day especially.

Reality Bites:

You’ve got to make the most of your opportunities, Aries, ’cause you’re on call to be the boss you are meant to be. Things are coming your way that require you to act; but in order to know what to do, ya gotta know how to define a good opportunity when you see one. Take the time to know yourself this month by thinking about your life in the long-term. Will the things you’re doing now set the stage for where you wanna be in six months? A year? The next four years? And if not, why are you doing it? Don’t be scared to change your mind or make big shifts this month.

Love:

Just be honest; you know how you feel, and you know what it’s taking from you and also what it’s adding to your life. Knowing how you feel is not the same as knowing what you wanna do about it though, and that’s where you seem stuck, lover. Whether you’re a hooked up hooker or you’re trying to make a play, now is not the time to be passive. Wrestle with uncomfortable truths, rewrite your online profile, or just start flirting with the people you’re actually into. You don’t have to be 100% about things in order to give them your all.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Your nervous system is all tweaked out and that can’t feel good. Take to deep breathing and belly laughs as your medicine for coping with how stress is setting in your sweet, sweet bod, Taurus. The truth is that you need some solid boundaries, and quick. If you keep on pushing yourself without taking breaks to recharge, you’re going to feel like crap, lover. Don your yoga pants and stretch it out. Be a better buddy to your body and pace yourself. It’s way easier to make it work now than to lose all your steam at once and have to drop everything.

Social Scene:

It’s an active but hecka weird time for you socially. The people you once trusted may be shifting into the bishes you just wanna hang with, and vice versa. As your close relationships develop, so does your place in your squad and how you feel about the people in it. The worst thing you could do this month is take on other peoples’ dramas and engage in BS he said/she said dramas that really have nothing to do with you. Take a month off of gossiping (gasp!), and keep your reputation and your mental health safe.

Reality Bites:

This Pisces season is heretofore dubbed International Taurian Networking Month! Get out there and kiss some babies and shake some hands because you can advance your goals by connecting with the people, pal. There’s no value in being phony because bishes will see right through it; look for the best in others as you put your best out there, Taurus. While you solidify your network, it’s also a good time to make sure that your outstanding projects are well on their way and that you’ve reached out to whomever you need to about it. You’ll get extra points for communicating responsibly when you’re running late this month, so speak up if you’re flaking out, BB.

Love:

There’s no telling exactly what’s gonna happen in your love life, but it’s likely to be big. From March 6-26th, the energy for growth is huge in your life. What that means could be that you get messy and have hella fun but fleeting times, or that things get very real with someone of value to you. Watch out for beautiful illusions masquerading as the real thing. It’s on you to decide what you’re down to participate in and who you’re willing to do it with. Opportunity tests how well you know yourself, so embrace chances for growth and joy while letting more of the same old/same old pass you by.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Your health is really important, Twin Star. How you take care of your vehicle relates to how you think, your feels, your libido, and just about everything else. So why are you so sidetracked away from it? Set a health goal and stick to it this month. Embrace some deep 90’s steeze and go grunge for comfort. With so many planets in Pisces, it’d be easy for you to get caught up in hella distractions instead of attentive to your actual needs. Take special care to move a little -- but you’re exempt from this on Feb. 27- March 1st, and again on March 5-7th when you’d be best served by Mediation. Seek that blue light, baller.

Social Scene:  

It’s totally cool to have boundaries and say no to your fam, but what sucks is if you’re passive aggressive and confusing about it. Instead of trying to save other people from whatever you assume they’d feel if they knew what was up for you, try being direct instead. It’ll be really compelling to evade the real shit this month out of fear of drama, but it’s unlikely to work out well if you do. Lead with the truth so that your relationships are based on realness, even if it makes things a little awkward this month.

Reality Bites:

If you can avoid being idealistic or evading the tough stuff, this can be an amaze time for your career. Your ability to have vision is on fire, so if you’ve been trying to figure out what to be when you grow up, this is a great time to do some heartfelt brainstorming. If you’re already on your path, this is an awesome time to envision marketing strategies, to tighten up your social media game, and to develop your brand strategy. Work on how you want to get to your goals and not only where you’re going this month.

Love:

After March 7th you’re in a fierce state with relationships, Gem. You may find yourself agitated AF or motivated to get serious about your love life, but either way you need to be a bit careful. Make sure you’re not trying to enforce your will on others to get your agenda met, and that you’re instead partnering with them to co-create something worth being in. Your relationships count; having closeness is important, and while you’re at it, you’re the one who’s ultimately responsible for your own damn happiness. Take your relationships seriously enough to be all-in instead of whinging about what you wish could be.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You need to stretch, Moonchild! When you hold on too tightly, your body holds on with you. Go deep woo this Pisces season by adding yoga and other body balancing techniques to your routine. While you’re at it, this is a great time to look at how you’re eating and whether it’s coming from a healthy place. If you’re responding to your belly’s needs, that’s great; but if you find that you’re just stuffing emotions, you’ve gotta change your ways, STAT. Treat your bod with love and care this month.

Social Scene:  

Your crew may change, even if your close friends remain the same, bae. There are some meaningful shifts in your social world as your friends all change around you. It’s on you to figure out where you stand with things and whether or not you need to shake things up. Don’t hold on so tight to how things were that you end up making other peoples’ stuff about you. Friendships ebb and flow and that’s a good thing, even if it’s a total boner right now.

Reality Bites:

If you’re not doing what you love, what’s the damn point? This month is an excellent time to reassess whether your heart is in what you’re doing. If you’re working a crap job so you can pursue your lifelong dreams of being a skateboarder, that’s dope; but if you aren’t actually hitting the skate park every day, then something’s gotta change. There may be value in what you’re doing, but you’ve gotta feel it in order for it to be worth you. Stop compromising unnecessarily, Moonchild. Your life gets to be as creative as you choose to make it, so don’t shy away from the work of perfecting your vision.

Love:

It takes experience to really get to know someone. Intimacy -- and I mean for reals closeness -- takes trust developed over the course of time to be fully achieved. Bring on the love, the romance, and the fast times; but call them what they are instead of weaving tales about them. It’s never wise to confuse how you feel about a person with what you actually know about them, BB. Let your relationships reveal themselves to you in their own time, so you can distinguish between your feelings and your experience. Not all potential is meant to be achieved in the way you think it should.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

You need a break, Leo. So much has been happening, and it’s had you running on empty half the time. You don’t need to quit anything as much as you need to pause it. If you can slow down enough to hear what your beautiful bod is trying to tell you, you’ll be ready and able to respond to it. There’s a myth of growing up that says that you’re a kid and then you hit 30 and there you are: all growed up. But it’s not true! Your life is constantly evolving and your body is always growing. Greet your own evolution with patience and grace, and don’t let anyone tell you to dress your age; clothes are a game that’s as fun as you make it.

Social Scene:  

Be careful on March 4th-6th because you might say something in the heat of the moment that you can’t take back. Tensions will be running high and if you channel your energy, you’ll be able to get hella shit done; but if you don’t, you’ll find yourself wanting to fix everyone but yourself. If your friendships are in a state of atrophy, it’s ‘cause you haven’t been showing up with your real self. You don’t always have to be happy and chill; it’s OK to come around your crew when you need a hand, too, Leo.

Reality Bites:

Your work life may be suffering a bit as you focus more on your personal stuff, so beware, Leo. Follow through with your commitments, even if you don’t want to. Your word has got to be worth something, otherwise you’re compromising people’s faith in you in the long-term. Keep your eyes on the prize, and if you’re not into your goals anymore, carve out time to reshape them. Don’t waste the foundations you’ve already built, lover. Here’s a pro tip you don’t wanna miss: people who seem like they have no power today may just be holding it all tomorrow. Treat all of your contacts equally, kitty kat.

Love:

How you say what you say is important AF. This month is likely to bring about some major heart-to-hearts about love, or with the one(s) you love. Laying down the red-hot truth means it’s not burning a hole in your mind, but that doesn’t mean it can’t start a fire elsewhere. Be sure you’re ready to confront things, even if it gets messy, Leo. By dealing with the truth this month, you’re gonna prepare yourself for moving on one way or another. Be real about your relationship goals this month.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

From the 27 through the 7th you may have a serious case of the blahs, but it’s just your body try to get you to pay attention to it. So don’t be a jerk! Eat well, drink buckets of water, and dream big. Spend time at home in the cutest PJs you’ve got and redecorate your bedroom, and especially your sleep space, Virgo. You’re hella sensi now and need some extra TLC to settle into. Try not to plan anything too intense in this period, and if you have to be accountable, then get extra sleep and be gentle with yourself. When you’re bod isn’t operating at maximum, it’s not trying to punish you – it’s asking for your friendship. Treat yourself right, lover.

Social Scene: 

Your family is really important, whether they’re in your life right now or not. Where you come from sets the stage for who you are and what you become; how you feel about your past, and how you take care of those feels is hecka up right now, Virgo. Be on the lookout for old, weird family patterns playing themselves out with other people, especially in March. Show up and participate in new and healthier ways, even if it’s confusing and emo. You’re dealing with real stuff and if things get deep, go with it.

Reality Bites:

Follow your instincts and make it happen, boss. On the 5th-7th it’s a particularly good time for settling in and getting mundane stuff done, like paying bills, returning emails, or anything that requires heavy concentration. Your big goals are comprised of so many little accomplishments and setbacks; it’s wise to not get too hung up on either. Keep on keepin’ on, Virgo, because you’re so incredibly capable. The only thing in your way is time and effort

Love:

There’s so much energy in your love life, so don’t waste it with your Hermity ways. From March 5-17th it’s an excellent time to go out and connect with people you deeply care about or even to say ILY for the first time. If you’re single and looking to make something happen, this is a great time for making eyes at honies and following your instincts out in the jungle. Be on the lookout for someone new entering your life with the new Moon on the 9th      or on the 20th-21st. If love and dating is a big ol’ whatever to you, invest in other kinds of partnerships that engage your heart. Don’t miss this opportunity, Virgo.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Your life is not an Instagram feed and neither is anybody else’s. How you make things look is not the same as how you feel about them. It’s important that when you’re figuring out how to present yourself to the world, you’re not comparing yourself to impossible ideals. Embrace the skin you’re in, Libra! Play with make up and color that feels totally you  this month. Just don’t compare yourself to anyone but you, any time but now. Self-acceptance is the foundation to dope style and a happy heart. Trust me on this one.

Social Scene

When drama comes for you, you’ve got lots of options; but hiding isn’t one of them. It confusing because it sucks to take on other people’s shit, but not saying anything is an action. What you do or don’t do counts and will have lasting consequences. Focus on what you believe in – not the consequences you fear will happen for aligning with one camp or another – and stand tall in that. Be the kind of person that you respect and trust by doing what’s right, even when it’s hard. You don’t have to be a leader or a follower; just be yourself.

Reality Bites:

Grab opportunity by the ovaries, Libra, and make it reproduce. You’re in a particularly fertile time, so what you’ve gotta figure out is where you need to put your flowing vibes. Not all opportunities are equal, and not everything that glitters is gold, so make sure your choices are on point with your needs, bb. No matter how far you get in life, it won’t feel like true success if your heart isn’t in it. Money, power, and even freedom, are all only tools to achieve happiness; they aren’t happiness itself. Don’t get it twisted while you try to 2.0 your life this month.

Love:

If you’re not true to yourself with the bishes you love/luv/lurv, then your relationships will end up feeling hella dank, and worse than that, demoralizing, too. Stop trying so hard to be liked and start being yourself already. You’re hella kewel, no matter what your steeze, as long as you’re being real. What other people think about is more a reflection on them than it is on you (unless you’re being dick, of course. Don’t be a dick, Libra!). Stop wasting time trying to fit into boxes, or to be what you think you oughta. The sooner you start vibing on yourself, the easier it’ll be for fools to like you for you.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

There are so many ways that you hold yourself back without even realizing it. Every time you skip a meal to fit into your clothes, talk shit about how someone else looks, or look at yourself only with criticism on your mind, you are investing in the wrong things. If you strip away all the BS, ask yourself this, Scorpio: can you for-really love your body? How much of your power are you wasting on managing the surface of your meat suit? Embrace your body wherever it’s at, and use your energy to build your whole self up. While you’re at it, go wild with body care products to help you embrace the skin you’re in this month.

Social Scene

You need a damn break, babe. When you’re over it, you’re over it, and it’s not smart to pretend otherwise. Give in to your annoyed feels at the start of March, and take a much-needed break from people. Sometimes being around fools is painful, and you shouldn’t push it if you’re feeling that way. Instead indulge your grumpiness without attaching it to anything or anyone specific. That’ll help you come out the other side without any new problems to deal with. Indulge your mysterious and brooding feels while they’re here because they won’t last long.

Reality Bites:

It’s not science; in order to get new results you have to act in new ways. You may not have enough perspective to know exactly what you want or how exactly you should get it, and as frustrating as that is, it’s all right. Take a minute to look back over your past, and pay attention to what did and didn’t work for you in how you handled your affairs. If you don’t learn from your mistakes, you’ll be doomed to repeat them, my love. Change yourself in order to change your fortune. It’s a slower train, but it’ll take you exactly where you wanna go.

Love:

Explore like this month, Scorpio. There’s romance in the air, and your steeze is FAF; but where does your heart of hearts fit into all that? If all you do is respond to how others do or don’t like you, you’ll end up feeling ragged and sad, Scorpio. You don’t need to yield to everyone who likes you, so make sure you’re not feeling attracted to other peoples’ attraction to you, bae. Someone or something new may enter your love life with the new Moon on the 9th, so be prepared to feel your own feels, independent of what anyone else thinks they should be.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

If you want to kick off a new self-care regimen, use this Pisces season to do it! Leading up to the 7th is a great time to figure out what you need, and to set yourself up with resources to get ‘er done. Then after that date, Mars hits your 1st house and gives you the push you need to activate your plans. This is a time to set off some srs fashion risks, so wear whatever you’ve been to shy to pull off. If you’re too sedentary in this time, you’ll feel vexed at the smallest stuff, so use your body as the tool it’s meant to be and channel your energy through it, ‘Tari. When Venus and Mars bump up against each other from the 13th-17th is an excellent time for playing dress-up. You’re likely to be successful if go shopping, but only do it if you can try things on. Have fun with it!

Social Scene

Don’t let things linger, bb. Your friendships need you to show up and be your real self, but there’s all this Pisces energy in the air making that feel lowkey awkward. It’s not quiche to blow smoke up your friends’ fanny, so don’t tell yourself that little lies aren’t a big deal. Be the kind of friend that you wish others would be to you, and when you can’t do that, take a step back from your fam to get right with yourself. Your secrets or lies that others have told may be revealed this season; don’t defend yourself as a way to avoid the truth. Just deal with it.

Reality Bites:

If you get distracted, you may find that opportunity slips through your paws this month. If you can keep your head screwed on tight, you’ll be able to make your visions come to bare, lover. The trick is to follow-through, and to make sure that distractions are left for after-hours only. You’ve got this, but nothing happens on it’s own. Work hard this season and you’ll be rewarded; that doesn’t mean that things will look exactly as you’re envisioning them, but they will be dope if you make it so.

Love:

From the 13-21st there are major love vibes in the air, so get ready to slay, babe. There’s no clear path for the heart with its wild ebbs and flows, but you alone are in charge of who you choose to be and how you connect with others. Don’t try and control or even shape how bishes act, ‘Tari; just do you. You’re hella inspiring, but you can also be pretty single-minded when you get stuck on an idea. Let things develop organically, and only say yes to the very best.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

‘What you resist shall persist,’ or in other words, nothing good is gonna happen by you being a jerk to yourself and others, Cappy. Having a positive attitude is essential, but there are some old and heavy feels clogging up your pipes. You owe it to yourself to sit with your emotions and own the messiness of what they are. When you abandon yourself out of judgment of your emotions, you do yourself a huge disservice; and your feels get stuffed into your bod, waiting to be dealt with anyways. Work some serious metal work jewelry into your steeze this month to remind you to allow flow in your life. Do right by yourself, lover.

Social Scene

Sometimes the answer is to just take a step back. Indulge your need for contemplation and chill time without worrying that you’ll get stuck there. Invite your main bishes over and have mellow times at home this season whenever you’re feeling it. From March 6th-26th your energy will pick up and the vibes will be right to meet people and hit the club scene (even if your club scene is actually the Library). In order to be a good friend, you’ve gotta be right with yourself first.

Reality Bites:

The more you want it, the scarier it is to get it. Loving something dearly gives you something to lose, and the way it feels just sucks. Instead of holding on tight, try taking more risks, Capricorn. Yours is the sign of mastery, and you have the tendency to be way too hard on yourself till you get there. Success has its liabilities, and it’s OK if you’re feeling overwhelmed by them; just don’t give up on yourself when you get scared this month.

Love:

How you connect with lovers now will set the stage for where you’re gonna be later as well as what you’ll be dealing with. The who of it all is not so important because this is about you, lover. Take stock of how you’re acting with your date(s) or (if you don’t have one) your attitude towards dating in general. If you show up covered in defenses, very little good will happen. If you expect your bae to absorb your anxieties instead of taking solid care of yourself, that’ll backfire too. Take responsibility for how you hang when your feels are up. 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

What’re you trying to digest, Aquarius? No matter what the content that you’re struggling with, there’s a change that it’s gonna play itself out in your belly this month. Embrace your tum with crop tops and high-waisted jeans. There’s some truth you’re needing to confront that you’re having a hard time with, and your bod may be the part of you that’s holding the short end of the stick. Listen to what it says and heed it’s wisdom; there’s symbolism in everything, including your aches and pains. Let your body point you to what needs attention, lover bee.

Social Scene

Rally your squad and get things going, bb. It’s an especially good time to connect with your babes and make it happen. Organize actions, throw parties, or start a DIY club; as long as it’s fun and with your crew, it’s on. The 26th-28th and again on March 4th-6th are especially great dates for starting something. Take advantage of these awesome vibes by being proactive and spending times with bishes you adore.

Reality Bites:

Don’t overthink it, Goody. You’re still in a foundation-laying phase where your ideas and opportunities are in development. You’re doing what you need to do but don’t have all the answers because things haven’t played themselves out yet. Make sure that you don’t bring your obsessing and stressing into the workplace, and pretty please make sure that if you do, you don’t drop it at the feet of your mentor or professor. When the data isn’t in, all you can do is trust your instincts and keep on researching. Don’t freak out that you don’t have all the answers, love; embrace the unknowns in your process.

Love:

In the immortal words of Ms. Tina Turner, what’s love got to do with it, bb? Sex and love are not the same thing, but there’s for sure some kind of crossover. What that means and how it plays out is unique to you as an individual and your situation right now. Your sexuality is a living, changing thing, and what and who you desire is subject to change over time. How your sexual needs fit into your current situation is helly important. Be patient and honor your feels as you work it out.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

Everything’s coming up Pisces, and don’t it feel fine! Did you know that your sign needs to drink hella water and sleep more than any other sign? Well it’s true. Your body is either feeling super energized or tired AF, but either way you need to listen to what it’s saying. Venus enters your first house on the 13th, and that kicks off a great time to do face masks (I swear). It’s not just ‘cause your face is so pretty, it’s also because it’s a great time to pamper the person you see when you look in the mirror. Treat yourself, lover.

Social Scene: 

Everyone’s changing and it’s really not about you. The problem is that it affects you on the daily, because a) bishes have no boundaries b) neither do you. So step up! Don’t take things personally when you can tell that the way your fam is acting is about where they’re at more than how they feel about you. But while you’re at it, don’t stay in dynamics that’re dank while pretending that you’re down. State your needs without making it too personal this month.

Reality Bites:

You’re totally set to advance yourself, Pisces. Don’t obsess over what people think about your work or if they think you’re coming on too strong. To quote a bit of wisdom circulating through my FB feed – I urge you to “have the confidence of a mediocre white man”. Don’t apologize for your ambition or make yourself smaller to make anyone else feel big enough. There’s enough room for everyone to be successful, babes.

Love:

The foundation for any love relationship requires you to be able to love yourself and to tolerate someone loving you for the fullness of what you are. Stop acting, Pisces. Be real and let your loves adjust to that, and if it creates rifts, at least those problems are based in the truth. You’re always building and growing, so don’t worry that things might change – they’re for sure changing, so be a part of it, puppy. Only do what you wanna do, and date who you really like, and have faith that it’ll all come together in the end.

 

XO