💎 Sagittarius Season Nov. 22-Dec. 21 2016

Written originally for Oyster Magazine 

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Instead of trying to change yourself out of sheer frustration, how about you be nice, Aries? Motivating yourself through self-hate, criticism, or fear rarely yields any kind of positive results. You may want to treat your body as a lump of clay, but it’s not inert – it has feelings. Your meat suit holds your feels and every repressed or conscious memory you’ve got, from now until forever. It’s the vessel for all your hopes and dreams. Be patient and kind with your process and work collaboratively with your corporal form.  

Social Scene

Expect your fam to be on your mind this month. If things are going well, expect great parties and time spent with those ones you love. If there have been secrets or upsets left unexpressed, expect them to come out now; and when they do, make sure you’re ready. Honesty is said to be the best policy, but for reals and for true, how honest are you, Aries? If you can’t tell the truth that may be a signal that you’re not comfortable with how you’ve been acting or what you really think. Show all the way, Puffin. 

Workspace:

You’ve so totally got this that it’s cray. Don’t worry about convincing others to work with you or trying to push them to give you the props you deserve; all you’ve gotta do this month is to keep on doing you. Tie up loose ends, make good on your commitments, and continue with your plans. You’re on the right track, and all you need now is to follow through. After the 19th when Mercury goes Retrograde in your career house, things won’t move forward as quickly, so make the most of your time this month.

Love:

Are you gonna face reality or what, Aries? You’ve been holding on to a version of love that isn’t right for you for far too long. Don’t put comfort or diplomacy above your own needs, lover. If you wait until things get dramatic before you do what you know you need to do, then drama you shall have. Own even your most uncomfortable truths, especially in the last week of November through the 10th of December. The truth is true whether you wanna deal with it or not.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Around November 24th, the ways you’ve been pushing yourself too hard will make themselves known in your meat suit. Your health may be solid but if you’ve been pushing it, you’re gonna feel some sort of rubber band snap back at you. Instead of trying to do everything all at once, prioritize your time and energy, Taurus. The New Moon on the 29th is great for shopping or upping your steeze, but that’s just a fun distraction from your deeper needs. Enjoy it, but commit the rest of this season to sustainable wellness that you can grown into. 

Social Scene

This month is an awesome time for connecting with your fam. Gentle times, good food, and heart-to-hearts are all well starred this month. The only exceptions to that are around the 30th of November and the 10th of December. Those are the days that you’re likely to wanna be alone with your head under the covers. Nurture your friendship with yourself this season, even if that means that you need a break from the babes you love. A little QT with yourself can actually help you to connect in a real way with those you love.

Workspace:

You’re on your way professionally, so keep doing your thing, Taurus. Money matters, but how much it matters and why is personal to you. Instead of stressing on your finances this season, try and get aligned with your goals. The point of money and stuff is to bring greater value into your life; is it working? Are you able to enjoy what you have and invest in what you want? Manage your thinking about your resources, so you can get a better handle on what you’ve got.

Love:

If you’re hung up on your past, you can’t see your present clearly; and that’s a fact. Instead of holding up your past as evidence to build a case against your future, it’s on you to learn from it and then let it go. The New Moon on the 29th is especially good for cutting people out of your life (or your obsessive head), so notice if you run into an ex or they scurry across your feed for the first time in a while. Release your attachments to the situations and people that you know you’re done with, Puppy.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

This is a great time to quit things that aren’t working for you. If you’ve got habits that you know are making you feel bad, Sagittarius season is the time to lay them to rest. There will be more energy for you to add in new activities and attitudes that promote your best bod this winter; so for this month, just focus on identifying the things you’re doing that don’t serve you. If you minimize your destructive habits, you’ll get more value out of your dope ones. Take care of you, Gemini.

Social Scene

If you can’t be real with your friends, what’s the point? There’s the squad you run with, and then there’s the people you actually trust. If you’re lucky those are the same bishes, but for lots of people, your fun friends aren’t the same as your deep ones. Choose your alliances wisely this month. In order to be happy, you’ve got to invest in the kind of people that you can have faith in. What’s easy in the short term may be a much bigger pain in your ass down the line.

Workspace:

You’re being challenged to know the difference between fancy and reality this month. What’s realistic for you, based on your skills, resources, and circumstance is not written in stone; but it is your starting place. In order to get to the next phase of your development, you need to accept where you’re starting from and amass the tools you need in the here and now. Don’t fritter away your energy on ideas that aren’t anchored in the present, but also don’t let what is now deter you from getting where you ultimately want to be. Stay in the game, Gemmy.

Love:

This is a dope time for love, Twin Star, so if your love life is the pits, you’ve gotta seriously ask yourself what you've been doing. The potential that this month brings is for you to allow your whole self to be seen. Intimacy based on the fullness of what and who you are is way more satisfying then just being able to chill with bishes. Let the Full Moon in your sign reveal to you what you’ve been struggling to see about your love life, Gem. Take the time on and around the 13th to get real about your feels, bae.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

If you’ve been wanting to kick of a new self-care regime, the New Moon on the 29th is a great time to do it. So let’s be clear about what self-care is; it’s loving yourself through deliberate, purposeful, and continuous attitudes and actions. What it ain’t is denying yourself pleasures by limiting yourself through guilt or self-criticism. Learn to love yourself like it’s your damn job, Moonchild. Whether you’re adopting more or less of something in your life, take care of the attitude with which you do it, my love.

Social Scene

You’re likely to be reconsidering who you’re friends really are this season, and that’s actually a really healthy thing. What you need to watch out for is that you don’t go projecting your worst fears and greatest suspicions on to others just because you feel them. Strive to be an objective observer of your life, collecting data and applying it to the bigger picture, Cancer. The Full Moon on the 13th is likely to bring up some old wounds and the defenses that come with them. Stay in the here and now so you can deal with it honestly.

Workspace:

When you are ambiguous about what you want, it’s hard to ever feel satisfied with what you have. Here’s some homework for you, Moonchild: make a list of all the things you do with your job that you hate; now make another list of the stuff you love doing and you wanna do more of. Now explore your options. Is it time to change jobs, or talk to your boss about shifting your role? Make plans to avoid the ‘I hate it’ list and maximize the ‘love it’ tasks, even if it’ll take a long time to get there.

Love:

You can’t control whether people like you, and TBH you shouldn’t try. What you can do is make sure that you’re being authentically yourself. If you’re being true to you and things don’t work out, then you know it wasn’t meant to be. There’s no strategy for being loved or loveable, and you don’t need to try so hard. Be yourself and things will fall into place, Moonchild. If you’re already in a relationship, you’re on call to make self-appropriate compromises – don’t compromise yourself, but strive to meet bae in the middle this month.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Look back at 2016 and take stock of how far you’ve come, Leo. You’ve gone through hella shit this year, and your bod has taken a bit of a beating in the process. Use the New Moon on the 29th as a stellar time to seriously thank your body for weathering all storms with you. Appreciate the freaking miracle that your continued health is for a minute. You know what isn’t working for you, but this isn’t a great time to set new goals. Value what you’ve got, and your next steps will clarify themselves from there.

Social Scene

The Full Moon on the 13th is gonna bring the full moon cray out of everyone, yourself included, Leo. Don’t take things so personally that you defend yourself before you listen. If you’re thinking of your response or critiquing a bish in your mind while they’re saying their piece, then you, my friend, are being a crap listener. If you’re gonna show up, then show all the way up. If you’re gonna be half-assed about your friendships, then you might as well stay home. Step up this month. 

Workspace:

When Mercury goes Retrograde in your house of work on the 19th, it becomes a great time to review what you’ve been doing, Leo. You may need to rewire your work life; and this Retrograde is a great time to unpack what needs to change and why. Challenge yourself to look at the way you’ve set things up because you can change what isn’t working if you’re willing to be patient and steady. While you’re at it, from 11/22 to 12/8 is an excellent time to reach out and thank the people that have helped you out this year. Reinforce your profesh collabs with kindness, Kitten.

Love:

This is a great month to get yours, Leo. You’re either gonna feel hella agitated by your bae or just as motivated by them. This is a great time for getting things started, so if you’re in a rut, you’re gonna be so annoyed by it. Be the change you wanna see in your love life. Make the first move, change things up, hit up new spots, and talk about new shit. The point is to charge up your connection with your crush; bring the energy you want to share, and if that doesn’t work, you know where the door is.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Your body is a barometer for how you’re really doing. That means that when you’re tired, barfy, bloaty, or whatever – that’s your system saying that you need to slow down and take TLC of it. Honor the needs of your insides this month over all else. You can keep things chill and looking just fiiiiiine on the surface, but that only helps you for a minute. Invest in your wellness in a deep way, especially when you’re tempted to ignore your feels.  

Social Scene

You need some damn fun in your live cuz all work and no play makes Virgo a total bummer. Find ways of creating space in your life to check out art, wrestle with your butchest homie, and dance like no one is looking. Fun is a generative force; and if you’re having it, you’re actually empowering other parts of yourself to grow and develop. That said, try asking yourself if the stuff you do for fun is actually bringing you pleasure. If the people you’re spending time with and the things you’re doing aren’t lifting you up, it’s time for change, my love.

Workspace:

This is a really important month for your big picture goals, Virgo. With Mars in your workhorse house, you can get an energetic boost that’ll help you get things done. If there’s things you need to get done at work or menial crap that you’ve been putting off, you’re going to be able to get to them now. The key is to set up small enough goals that you can achieve something every week. The Full Moon on the 13th will remind you of what you don’t have, which sucks but is important information. Mourn your loss and get motivated.

Love:

When your ruling planet Mercury takes a Moonwalk on the 19th, it’s a great time to look back at your year in love. What have you been doing, and is it what you meant to do? If there’s a disconnect between your intentions and your actions, you’re likely to be feeling super uncomfortable or worse, have to answer for things you did that you yourself don’t grasp. Sometimes the best thing you can do for your love life is to press pause and reflect. Don’t go fixing things you don’t understand, Virgo.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

With Jupiter in your first house, things are getting bigger, baby. This is a great time for you to reinforce your health or to totally ignore your bod – the choice is yours. The thing about Lady Luck (Jupiter in disguise) is that she comes around to expand what you’re doing. That means if you’re on a path to watch every series out on Netflix, you’ll achieve it – but it’ll cost ya. For best results, set your sights on a healthy balance between what you want and what you need.

Social Scene

Sagittarius season is a great time for you, Libra. Expect lots of invites to places you wanna be and chances to connect with people you wanna know. Your challenge will be to not forget to maintain your most heartfelt relationships even if they’re less exciting or harder to be in. you need a balance between light distractions and deep connection, but your deeper relationships require you to be able to show up for what you’re actually feeling. Get hella real with your own self, and your friendships will thrive for it, my love. 

Workspace:

What you value should ideally drive your choices, Libra, but for most of us it doesn’t. If you’re allowing fear or laziness to direct you goals or your relationship to scrilla, you’re not gonna like what you get. Nothing is gonna force you to change your actions this month – it’s all on you to make awesome choices. You've only got this one life; don’t waste it setting your sights on goals that are less than true for you. It may take months or years to get there, but you should still go for gold, Kitten.

Love:

People can be so annoying, running around doing their own things and being their own persons. The nerve! You may feel a little left behind by your crush this month as they are distracted by their own lives, but don’t worry, Libra, it’s not meant as a demotion. Your lesson right now is about attention; how much do you actually need versus how much do ya really, really want? Resist the drive for validation and have faith in the fierceness and value of your own sweet self.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

It’s the month of your tum, Scorpio. Take special care of your stomach because it needs you, but also because it’s a GD metaphor. Your stomach is where you digest things, and TBH you’re having a hard time processing some realness these days. Wear clothes that show off your midriff, breathe into that tummy with body-loving thoughts, and feed it nourishing foods. Love the skin you’re in; every bump, bit of cellulite, and bit of you that you’ve got. You’re special, Scorpio.

Social Scene

Host a party at your place, and feed your friends this month. Or take it a step further and reach out to your community, and offer your time and care to some need you find there. This is a great time to avail yourself to others because if will serve them as much as it does you. You need intimacy and connection, and if you make the first move, all the better. Don’t isolate yourself this month because as annoying as bishes can be, you need them and they need you.

Workspace:

The worst thing you can do this month is to spin your wheels trying to divine what to do. Get out there and make things happen, Scorpio! You’re ready to make things happen, and you may need to experiment in order to figure out what best suits you. if you allow fear of making mistakes stop you from trying, then you’ll be missing out on great opportunities. All great successes are comprised of wisely leveraged failures; embrace and learn from yours this season.

Love:

The theme of healthy limits is weaving its way through your love relationships and the more interested you are in it, the better. Communicate clearly and honestly about what you can and can’t handle. It’s OK to need down time or not be able to listen to bae break down the intricacies of some article you read last week. Devotional behavior is easy enough in the first few months, but you’ve got to be able to take care of yourself in balance with your relationships.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Happy Birfday, Sagittarius! When the Sun is in your sign, it’s good news for your health and bod because you’re ready to shine like the star you are. Your Bday season has lots of checks to your energy, though, so pace yourself this month. On 11/29 through 12/1, you’re going to be operating on less fuel, so don’t plan on partying over those days. If you make the most of these vibes, you’ll be doing deep introspection and self-care because distractions are likely to backfire spectacularly. Around the 10th you may get hit with a wall of exhaustion; listen to your body, and give yourself what you need, even if that means holding off on what you want.

Social Scene

From the 22 through 25, you’ve got to be careful about what you say, or you’re gonna get in trouble. Speaking your truth isn’t the same as shoving it down people’s throats; use tact and discretion when laying it out there, my love. By the time the Full Moon in your relationship house rolls around, you’re going to have to answer for whatever you said earlier in the season, whether you mean it anymore or not. Friendship and community is important now more than ever; so choose your allies wisely, and then show them the same loyalty that you want in return.

Workspace:

If you’re not doing what you love, this month is going to drag on, ‘Tarius.  Use upsets at work to point you towards a clearer understanding of what’s not working for you. Once you’re hecka solid about that, work on an action plan. There are a lot of choices other than stay/go; make a small, actionable list of actions you can take that help you move in the direction you most want to go in. Pursue equal parts serious, sustained effort and hope-infused inspiration for best results.

Love:

The Full Moon in your house of love and partnerships on the 13th is here to shake up your love life, and it’s gonna require all of you. Instead of waiting for your lover to step up and give you what you want, try checking in with your own behavior. If you’ve been passive-aggressive, you’re likely to have sown some dank seeds. Take responsibility for what you've brought to the table this month. Owning your part doesn’t let others off the hook for where they’re messed up. Just take care of your side of the street, Sagittarius.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

The New Moon on the 29th is the perfect time to go deep into your feels, Cappy. Having a good relationship to your bod requires a willingness to love yourself, and if you don’t have it, this is the time to fake it till ya make it. Choose three things that you can do every day that reinforce a healthy friendship between you and your meat suit; tell her how good she looks, dance around your room before work, only wear colors that make you happy – whatever works for you. Cultivate gratitude for what you’ve got, and it’ll multiply this month.

Social Scene

As you change it’s inevitable that your friendships will change too. You may be battling with your desire for your friendships to stay the same and be a source of stability for you, but that’s just not in the cards. Be protective of what you love, Cappy. You don’t need to rush to figure things out or fix them. Let your dynamics percolate and develop before making hard and fast decisions about what you need to do with them this month. 

Workspace:

It’s OK to skate for a minute, Cappy. There’s no harm in chilling at this plateau if you’re uncertain of what mountain you want to climb next. This is a solid time to maintain your interests without putting a lot of pressure on yourself to advance them further. Your value as a human is not based on what you do, it’s based on what you are. Chill for a minute with your feels about what you’re doing, and see what shifts from there.

Love:

Beware of big feels and cray le cray reactions this November as your defenses may try to masquerade as common sense. What others do is a reflection of them, but how you respond is all you, bb. On the 19th Mercury goes Retrograde in your sign, making from there on out a risky time for heartfelt proclamations. Don’t worry about what anyone else is doing, only focus on your own self. What you consent to is the embodiment of your boundaries, so keep it sweet and sane, Cappy mon Capitan.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Clear your feed of bishes who uphold beauty standards that makes you feel like crud. You are gorgeous, and it’s about time that you love TF outta yourself, Aquarius. The media you consume impacts what you think is beautiful and what’s dank. If you don’t see yourself represented in all the images you take in, you can lose confidence. From 12/1 onwards is a great time to up your steeze. That can mean that you’re all about changing your attitudes, your wardrobe, or even your body. Do any of those things from a place of self-love for best results.

Social Scene

Go out on the 29th because it’s a great time to make new friends. Regardless of how important your work or love life is, you need a crew to call your own. Prioritize your friendships this season as it’ll be pretty organic to do so. If you only reach out to people when you’re in need or feel like you’ve got it all sorted out, then you’re not showing up as your truest self. You don’t need to orchestrate yourself for others, Aquarius. Just show up and be you.

Workspace:

Confidence is your bestie this month because it’s infectious. From the 2nd to the 7th is an excellent time to apply for a new job or ask for a raise. If you can own your accomplishments and potential, you’ll be armed with the ability to tackle whatever comes next. Ask for insight and help from people you respect. Just because you can do so much doesn’t mean you have to reinvent the wheel. Let others tell you how they did it, and use their inspiration to do it your own way.

Love:

You’re likely to really feel the Full Moon on the 13th. If you’ve been going through a break-up or not been able to shake off an annoying ex, this is an awesome time for you. Get hella witchy and do a ritual to let go of the past bye-boy-bye-bye style. If you’re having a hard time letting go of a crap fight, a grudge, or a bish from before, reflect on what they symbolize to you. It may be that they represent something that you wish you had or that you wish you were. It’s time to move on, Kitten.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

If you haven’t been taking care of yourself, you’re likely to feel hella restless and anxious right about now, Pisces. Instead of pushing those feels down, find a good outlet for them. How you look is important (obvi), but how you feel about how you look is essential. Boost your self-esteem so that your ego doesn’t go into a defensive stance any time you have to stand up for yourself. Your body in a life-giving gift; feed it, work it, and love, love, love, it. This is a sure-fire way to support you on the road ahead.

Social Scene: 

You’ve gotta let go of someone you love, Pisces. It may be that a close relationship is ending or that you’ve long held an idea or ideal about someone that you have to face facts about. The point is that you have to accept people in order to figure out how to either show up or peace out. The Full Moon on the 13th is going to bring these themes into sharp focus with your fam, and you’ll be wise to embrace it. Here’s a mantra for you to embrace for the rest of 2016: when shit gets real, I show up.

Workspace:

There are no real shortcuts for you, bb, and that only sucks if you’ve been seeking them out. What you do is meaningful of course, but not more important than why you do it. Get clear about what’s motivating you and whether or not your motives are coming from a healthy place. You can have what you want, but that’s hard to make happen if you are ambiguous about what that is. Invest in your future plans from as clear and embodied a place as you can muster, my love.

Love:

Around the 30th you may find yourself extra sensi and easily hurt. Be careful with how you process your feels, Pisces. You risk making mountains out of tiny little molehills. What you’re dealing with is the difference between the ways a bish made you feel versus what they meant by their action. While that doesn’t change how you feel, it does change the implications that this upset has on your relationship. If you’re not a hooked up hooker, this is a great time for romance but not so much for casual hookups. Protect your loving heart.

 

XO

💎 Scorpio Season Oct. 23-Nov. 21.2016

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Written originally for Oyster Mag

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

You’ve gotta have a reason, Aries. In our world of running around with our heads in code, always connected by our devices, it’s easy to forget what your body is for. Your health and your looks are not the same, Puppy. You are not a breathing IG account. If you are only trying to manage how your body looks and not how it feels and functions in a real way, you’re gonna be bummed. The end of October brings with it lots of opportunities to be annoying with your meat suit or to embrace it and give it what it needs. Be a body to your buddy, brah.

Social Scene: 

The October half of Scorpio season may find you wanting to hide out and take a break from people. Don’t be shy to indulge your need to be chill because it won’t last long. It’s good news for your social life when Mars enters your house of community on the 8th. Go out, meet up with bishes, and be open to adventure because it’s likely to come your way. The only word of warning is to be honest, Aries. The truth will have a funny way of coming out this season, so for a smooth ride, lead with it, lover.

Workspace:

Work your buns off until the 9th of November, and then reconnect with your crew, lover. You’ve got hella ground to cover, and if you get it done, you deserve a well-earned break. You may have to make some annoying compromises around the 28th that challenge your ego; the better shape your sense of self is in, the easier that’ll be. Let any dramas that emerge that week be a reflection of what you need to work on in yourself, Aries, and try not to sweat the small stuff.

Love:

At the start of October, it’d be easy to feel like you’ve got your whole game on lock; but if you let yourself get too cocky, there’ll be hell to pay by the 28th. It’s awesome to feel yourself, but if you let that distract you from other people’s feels and needs, you’ll end up pushing the babes away that you most want close. You may be the best (who am I kidding? You’re totally the best), but that doesn’t mean that you’re better than anybody or that your needs are more important. Love yourself without diminishing bishes this month.

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Off and on this month, you’re likely to see how your innermost psyche is pushing up against your physical well-being. That doesn’t mean that what you’re feeling is all in your head as much as it means that you’ve gotta take care of yourself on all the levels if you want relief. If you’re feeling stuck, especially around the 28th and again after the 8th, you’ve gotta find a way of shaking it off. Use your body as tool for relieving stress. Whether you make it PG or X rated, its time to sweat out your troubles, Taurus.

Social Scene: 

The New Moon on the 30th of October is here to help you get real with your fam. If you take the time to invest in your closest and most trusted people around this date, you’re basically investing in your own happiness. Your social life is mad important but not more so than your deepest feelings of connection. Things may get weird from the 17th through the 19th; when it doubt, talk it out. Don’t jump to conclusions or let paranoia get the best of you, Puppy.

Workspace:

If you’ve been feeling stuck or unable to see the big picture, you’re in luck, Taurus. If you’ve been trying to keep things from moving or changing, you’re gonna be hella annoyed though. On the 8th of November, you’re going to be able to put into practice some of the ideas you’ve been kicking around, and if you don’t, you may find that you’re irritable AF. It’s easy to keep doing your thing, even when you know it isn’t working for you; take a chance on yourself, Taurus.

Love:

The New Moon on the 30th is going to be so romantique that you may just get seriously lucky, Taurus. Instead of letting your fears and fantasies get away from you, may I humbly suggest that you embrace a touch of self-love first? Reconnect with the babe that you are and all the best parts of your own sweet self. Being loved is the very best, but it doesn’t mean shit if you don’t love yourself too. Drop your self hate at the door, and let love in. Use the Full Moon in your sign on the 14th as a time to kick dank self esteem, crappy past experiences, and other garbage you’ve been dragging around with you in the bin, bb.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

It’s time to let go, Twin Star. The end of October is trying to get you to shake loose from the dank habits that you know aren’t working for you. No need to look out for surprises – you know what you’ve been doing that’s making you feel off-kilter. You’re an odd one, and that’s what makes you special! Embrace your uniqueness this month. It’ll help you make time for the self-care shifts that you’ll need if you’re gonna feel more comfortable in your own skin.

Social Scene: 

Bishes may bring you down by acting unpredictable and obstinate in the last week of October, but don’t worry; it’s only a passing fad. If people are really getting under your skin around then, you may need to check your boundaries. If you accept people for what they are, then their actions are not as surprising or as upsetting.  On the 12th of November, your social life will pick up, but pace yourself, Twinny.

Workspace:

If you’re looking to study something new or deepen your skills with some craft, Scorpio season is going to bring you helly helpful energy to get that done. The New Moon on the 30th may bring with it opportunities, so be open, Gem. From the 12th through the 19th of November, things may feel a bit confusing though, so get as much as you can done before then. If prospects open up in those dates, make sure to scrutinize them. All that glitters is not gold, but every once in a while, a Twin Star gets lucky.

Love:

If you focus on what you don’t have, you’ll end up stuck in a soup of sadness, feeling stuck. Align yourself with your choices, Twin Star. You got yourself here, and you can get yourself out if you need to. The trick is to not get so distracted by what you perceive other people think, feel, or want that you lose track of what’s up with you. On the 12th the pace of communication and connection in your lurv life is bound to pick up, so use the earlier part of Scorpio season to get right with you, lover.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

The end of October may bring some dank body feels, but don’t worry, it’ll pass. The most important thing is that you are nice to yourself, Moonchild. If you’re feeling off, it won’t help to bully yourself or to stuff your emotions. Listen to what your system tells you, especially from the 27th through the 30th. If you’re tired, nap, and if you’re hungry, eat. Don’t put off taking care of your sweet and salty self, my love. From the 12th of November onwards is a great time to reach out for help (like quitting smoking with a mate!), or kick off a new habit, or self care regime. You’ve got this, bb.

Social Scene: 

Dates come and go, but your bishes are forever. The New Moon on the 30th can bring about new friendships or a deepening of old ones. Be ready to let platonic love into your life and to take a step back from your bae life to do it. By the time that the Full Moon comes around on November 14th, there may be ruffled feathers to smooth out, but it’s worth it. Anything worth keeping is worth fighting for, Cancer.

Workspace:

With Venus in your house of toil until the 13th, you may not feel much like working. If you’re gonna flake, the least you can do is be nice to the people around you. You’ve been kicking ass for a while now, and it’s fair if you need a break. Luckily, on the 12th Mercury steps in to give you ideas and speed up your tempo. If you can’t vacay this season, I strongly recommend that you plan one. You need a break that feels like a break, my love.

Love:

The New Moon on the 30th is a great time to go dancing, flirt your buns off, or rekindle your sexy times with your longtime love. You may be feeling a lil’ lazy around this date, but there’s so much lovey energy for you that it’d be a shame not to access it. Plus, you’re gonna need it after the drama vibes that are likely to hit you around the 27th. Here’s a pro tip for this month: mean what you say, say what you mean, and when you can’t do that, don’t say a durn thing at all. How you participate in love is all about you, Moonchild. There’s love all around you – let it in.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22 

Body Matters:

If you’re wiling to face facts, you’ll find it way easier to respond to the needs of your body, Leo. The truth is that you’ve changed; what you used to want, what used to work for you, what felt dank or dope are different than they used to be. Be open to revelations about what’s right for you around the 28th of October and then again around the 7th of November. The way you look, the way you feel, and what you need isn’t static; you are growing and changing, and it’s not downhill. Instead of holding your body up against what you think it “should” be this season, support its needs, Kitten.

Social Scene: 

You can’t control what other people think of you, no matter how well you curate yourself on social media or how much you rein in how you act. You can lose and you can straggle behind, and that doesn’t mean anything about you; those are only your circumstances. Don’t confuse where you’re at with what you are, and you’ll be able to rise to the occasion and deal with your fam solidly. Don’t let your ebb or your flow define you, Ma.

Workspace:

Get ready for meaningful change, Leo. Around the 28th of October, something unexpected is gonna pop up. Instead of planning for an attack plan or trying to prevent upsets from happening, get really clear about what you need. Is it money? Respect? Happiness? I mean, you likely want all of that and a crown befitting your glorious head, but more specifically, try to identify what you need most based on your present circumstances. The Full Moon on the 14th is going to feel a lot more graceful if you know what you need to let go of so you can get where you wanna be.

Love:

Your sign loves nothing more than some positive reinforcement, and a little sweet talk can go a long way. There’s nothing wrong with that, until you don’t get it, that is. The last few days of October may bring you a bit of sads because you’re not getting the love and attention that you want. Don’t worry, though, because it’ll pass quickly! More importantly, it’s an opportunity to see how dependent you are on your ego getting stroked to feel OK. The amount of likes you get on a selfie has no direct correlation to your value, steeze, or happiness, Leo.

 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re not speaking up for yourself and saying what needs to be said, you may have some actual physical discomfort this Scorpio season. Around the 25th of October and again the 18th of November, you’re on call to face some awkward truth that you’d rather evade. Step up, Virgo! If you’re especially sleepy or have any respiratory problems around those dates, it’s your body asking you to speak up. Start off by working it out in your Dear Diary and facing facts ‘cause you love yourself; it’s totally worth it.

Social Scene: 

When the people around you are cutty, it’s easy to take it personal, but it’s likely to have nothing to do with you, Virgo. Don’t pick fights that you’re not ready to follow through on. Have one-on-one QT time with your cuties after the 12th, and reconnect with your friends about the real stuff that’s going on. If people aren’t available, don’t take it personal; this is also a great period to make your home extra lit. Invest in what you’ve got, and don’t make assumptions about what you don’t.

Workspace:

Expect the pace to pick up at work after the 8th - for better or for worse, Virgo. Your opportunities and workload are likely to increase in keeping with your sense of ambition, which is chill; but if you don’t like what you’re doing or the people you’re doing it with, you may feel hella agitated. You alone are responsible for what you do, so don’t let your reactions or your ego knock you off course. The people around you may be especially flakey or unpredictable in November, but don’t take it personally. Bishes don’t always know how annoying they are.

Love:

This month is a roller coaster in the love department. The last week of October may bring you some real surprises. Whether you meet someone new, have a random fling with somebody who’s totally not your type, or revisit an ex you barely ever think about, the work is the same: don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched. This is an awesome time to strengthen your sense of self, and it’ll totally pay off by around the 12th if you do. The more whole you are, the happier you’ll be; the happier you are, the easier it is to let love in.

 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

With Jupiter in your sign, this can be a great time to set off on a healing journey and get results. If you do things that build up your strength or overcome a deficit, it’ll work. On the flip side, if you indulge crappy habits or let your hedonism overtake your life, you’ll be surprised at how quickly that shit goes rouge on you. Identify motivational carrots, and then be a good bunny and race towards them, Libra. You don’t need to make sacrifices as much as you need to invest in the right goals.

Social Scene: 

Even though you’ve been in a heavy place with friendships in some ways, it’s also brought you closer to the babes that you can trust. Real friendship takes work sometimes, and if you don’t resist the work, that’s not a bad thing. Show up when shit gets real, even if you’d rather hide under the covers about it. If you get too nervous about what others are feeling or are gonna say, then you’re likely to get paranoid and shady. Put on your big kid pants, and deal with your weirdness head-on this month.

Workspace:

You’ve got to know the difference between an ideal and a solid potential. This month, you’re gonna have hella harebrained schemes masquerading as lit ideas. Know your needs, desires, and your resources, Libra. You may have the right goal in mind but an unrealistic path forward to get it. Commit your plans to Ye olde pen and paper; the act of writing things out will help you to separate the BS from the inspired, bae. Once that’s done all you can do is put one foot in front of the other, and make it work.

Love:

On the 8th you can expect things to get helly sassy or irritating, Libra. If you and bae aren’t doing create and fun stuff together you’ll feel frustrated with them and are likely to feel annoyed, but this Halloween season it’s important to remember that ghosting is for kids, Libra! Show up and be real with people about what you’re feeling or what you need, even if it’s hard. The key is to do something that’s entertaining and leaves room for heartfelt connection this month.

 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Be on the lookout for accidents and frustrated energies that leak outta your bod during the end of October, Scorpio. Instead of ignoring your feelings and the needs of your sweet, sweet body, make it your goal to check in with yourself and treat yourself like your own BFF – with love and care. You need to slow down and prioritize healthy habits before your bad ones get the best of you. In November there are good vibes to help you maintain whatever you started earlier in the season, so kick your birthday month off right.

Social Scene: 

Happy Birthday, babe! It’s your season, and everything is coming up you. Have a party on the 30th with the New Moon to celebrate your fam. You’ve got homie magick this season, and part of that is about investing in the people who hold you up. Chill time with your friends will feel great until around the 8th when Mars and Venus change signs. You’re either gonna want to either hide out or be anywhere but home, but strive to be balanced.

Workspace:

It’s not supposed to be easy, but what you do now in regards to your career is gonna stick this season. Don’t take short cuts because all you’ll end up doing is creating unintended consequences that you have to deal with later. The last week of October is all about making connections, and the rest of Scorpio season is about following through. This isn’t the time to drop the ball, my friend. Create the conditions you believe you can thrive in, even if you have to suffer fools to do it.

Love:

Your values are being tested and you need to step up your game, Scorpio. You may be nasty, but you’re also romantic AF; your ability to be able to really feel people is a strength, even if it’s one you hide from bishes. This month your heart may be extra tender, and if you can own up to it that’s a very good thing. If you don’t feel safe in your lover life you may end up being shut down and weird, though. It’s far better to hold out for something you can trust then to attach to the first fool you get a hold of. Be brave, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

The Full Moon on the 14th might give you a tummy ache. You’ve been putting off your self-care in efforts to get your other goals advanced, and it’s time for you to rein it in. You’ve been gathering hella data, but what of it are you not digesting? Whatever you’ve been trying to skip over is likely to set in your body and will demand your attention when the Moon gets bright. Listen to the wisdom of your physical self instead of pushing down symptoms or imagining that your meat suit is just a costume and not what it truly is – your teacher, ‘Tari. #truefacts

Social Scene: 

October 24th through the 30th is likely to show you who your true friends really are, and while that may be a bitter pill to swallow, it’s better to face facts. From November 14th through the 20th, it’s a great time to connect with your friends and have chill times. If you find yourself feeling lonely or going through some sads, make sure to reach out to your most supportive loves because frenemies will get under you skin and make you feel worse than usual that week. To quote Michelle Obama: when they go low, you go high.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 30th will bring either new opportunities or new insights into your career life, Sagittarius. Your path is irrevocably linked to others, and the sooner you work with them to firm up your plans, the more gracefully you’ll be able to execute them. Make sure to protect your work/life balance, and if that’s not possible, warn the folks closest to you that you plan to be cray le cray for a little bit of time. On November 8th Mars enters your sign, and that’ll speed things up and help you get them accomplished. Don’t waste your energy on impatience; it’s all coming together, bae.

Love:

If your love life isn’t quite working for you, you’re gonna have to face facts this month. watch the shifts of the Moon, because when it’s New on the 30th you’re gonna have some insight or change of heart that you could overlook, but really shouldn’t. By the time la Luna gets full on the 14th of November you’re gonna have to see if you can live with your situation, and if your heart’s not in it, (spoiler alert), it’ll suck. Honor your feels, even if you wish they were leaning in a different direction.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

If you don’t value your physical well-being, it’s really hard to keep your health up. Be on the lookout for something coming to a head around the 28th of October that may be annoying but is trying to get you to (re)focus on your health. The absence of problems is not the same as the presence of enduring health. Bring your wellness to the next level, lover. You deserve to have health that builds on itself, instead of only doing damage control when things go sideways.

Social Scene: 

On the 11th of November, the planet of lurv enters your sign and that means that everything’s coming up Cappy. Reach out to friends and be open to new connections. This marks a sick time for parties, shopping, art, and love; so sharing that stuff with your homies will make you all kinds of happy. Be weary on the 27th through the 30th of October, as you may be feeling especially impulsive and defensive. If you need a break from people you should take it, or you may end up throwing out some cutty vibes.

Workspace:

Sometimes life is like a game of dodge ball; you’ve gotta catch what’s thrown at you, or you walk away feeling battered and bruised. There’s helluv opportunities coming your way, but you have to know which ones are worth your time and which are distractions for your long-term best interests. Make friends with your ego, Cappy. If you try to repress it, it’ll slip into your blind spot, and if it’s overactive you’ll just be a dick. Create the life you want to live instead of the Instagram feed that you want your life to look like.

Love:

The Full Moon on the 14th will bring up so many feels about your love life, but don’t act out, Cappy! Let your feelings percolate and settle before you draw any conclusions or even make any bold proclamations. If you overextend yourself you’re likely to end up feeling exhausted and taxed by people instead of inspired and happy. When sweet and loving Venus enter your sign on the 11th you may find that you want to be accommodating instead of authentic, but don’t give in; be real and you’ll get real results, hooker.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

It’s an exciting time for you if you’re willing to change; this Scorpio season is going to bring you opportunities to get to know and love yourself in truer, deeper ways. It’s awesome. If you’re trying to keep things on the surface, you may find that you’re irritable and creaky feeling. So deal! Look in the mirror, and embrace your weird bits, your zits, and your vulnerabilities. Improve your ways today for the life you want tomorrow.

Social Scene: 

Don’t let your ambition throw you off of your need for fam, my love. Your impulses are all over the place, and you may be running on steam in the first half of Scorpio season. Make the most of it by stepping up your social media game, so you can stay in touch with your friends without having to connect IRL. Don’t worry that you’re turning into a hermit though because from the 8th onwards, you may be more motivated to run around town with your bishes. Find ways to show up that are true to where you’re at, BB.

Workspace:

Let the inspiration come on in, Aquarius. The New Moon on the 30th may bring you insights or opportunity, or if you’re magic is extra sparkly this month, you’ll get both. Make use of the potential in your work life by staying humble. Whether you need to work smarter not harder, or it’s time to kick some ass, it’s on you to follow through. Success isn’t one size fits all; tighten up your vision for what you really want, bae.

Love:

Assert yourself but not so forcefully that you push others away. Unless all you’re trying to do is get yours, you need to compromise and include others in your process, lover. You’re figuring out what you want and need, which is le dope, but that doesn’t mean that you can make executive calls on what others feel or need. Share your progress with others, even if you’re not certain of where you’re at.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

If you’ve been fighting off fatigue, it’s not for nothing, Pisces. This Scorpio season is bring up so many thoughts and feels that your system may start dragging. Don’t ignore your needs, my sensi friend. Take disco naps whenever you feel a need for them, guilt free. Sensitivities aren’t liabilities as long as you accept and support them. Work with what you’ve got this month, even if your body needs extra attention and care from you.

Social Scene: 

Don’t jump to conclusions! If you feel like your babes don’t like you, you’re likely to get hella paranoid from the 24th through the 30th of October. Just wait for the New Moon on the 30th before you decide what they meant when they said that thing or looked at you sideways. From the 11th onwards, you have access to love that holds you up, so reach out to the people you love and trust the most.

Workspace:

While your self-esteem may be in the shitter off and on this month, it’s still a lit time for advancing your goals, Pisces. If you’re trying to get a raise, finish a thesis, or make connections that’ll bloom into a new chapter in your professional life, you’re in luck. From the 8th onwards, your instincts are especially good, and from the 12th onwards it’s a great time to connect with others. Don’t overextend yourself or sell yourself short, Pisces. You’ve got hella gifts. Take risks and share them with the world.

Love:

At both the start and the end of Scorpio season you’ll have to contend with questions of boundaries, Pisces. Just because you love a bish doesn’t mean that you owe them everything. It’s OK to love with limits, and around the 1st of November you’re likely to have someone model what that looks like. Having boundaries basically means that you’re being honest about what you can and can’t do. Love yourself in equal parts to how you love your bae this month.

XO

 

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Keep your cool, Aries, ‘cause this Full Moon on the 15th is gonna be all up in your business. How you handle feeling over-stimulated is yuge around that week because if you act out of impulse, you may end up hurting yourself. Find a balance between burning things to the ground and sucking up your feels altogether. Dance, jazzercise, run, or hop your way to relaxation this month. Movement is key to balance and chillness.

Social Scene

From the 4th through the 8th, it’s time to be on guard for weird stuff with your crew. You may feel like you’re being diplomatic and find that bishes have a different idea about things. Be honest with yourself about what you’re really feeling, so you don’t act nicey-nice and end up coming off as fake. If you’re in an intense place or hella bugged by people, figure out if you need to take some space or just come forward with more honesty. It’s possible to be cunty and kind at the same time, Aries; the trick is to be straightforward and compassionate while you do you.

Workspace:

Pick your battles wisely, Aries. You may wanna cut a bish if they get in your way, but trust that you’ll come to regret it if you do. Strive to be diplomatic with your problems this month but especially from the Full Moon in your sign on the 15th onwards. Be especially on the lookout for power struggles from the 18th through the 21st that may live on to haunt you if you handle them poorly. If you’ve got nothing to prove, then it doesn’t matter what others think or what they’re doing. Maintain your allies, and focus on your own homework for the win, babe.

Love:

Your sign is known for going out and pioneering, but this month is all about opening up your receptors. How you pay attention to others is up; and if you’re willing to be humble, you may find that you haven’t been listening as well as you thought you had. Everyone has their own version of reality, and it doesn’t matter if yours is the smartest, rightest version of them all; you’ve gotta respect that others may feel differently than you do. Don’t convince, fix, or compel others before you hunker down and try to really see things from their point of view.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

How you feel in your skin isn’t a static thing; you’re always growing and changing, and just as soon as you get used to your meat suit being one way, it goes and changes on you. How rude! On September 30th the New Moon will bring you hella helping vibes for gaining insight into some body-block that’s been nagging at you or to kick off a new self-care attitude or regimen. From the 4th onwards is an excellent time to research, plan, talk, and generally figure out what works for you. Don’t be shy to bring your friendship to your bod to the next level, honey pie.

Social Scene

On the 24th, Venus, the planet of love and beauty, enters into your relationship house; and it’s all-good, Taurus. Make friend time a top priority by throwing parties or curating quality hang time with the babes you love. In order for your friendships to thrive, you need to remember to make time to talk about things unrelated to love or just getting lit. Friendship should be more than a distraction; if you’ve been treating your fam like a placeholder for your love life, then you’ve likely got some repair work to do. Either way, investing in your friendships is worth its weight in gold.

Workspace:

With Jupiter, the planet of growth and chance, in your work house, this is a great time to 2.0 your game. Make use of opportunities that come your way, as it could be easy come, easy go times for you, my friend. The worst thing you could do is fall down a hole made of drinking games and long shots; take risks that give you more long term freedoms and expand your sense of potential. If late October brings turbulence to your plans, try to pace yourself through how you manage your reactions. Keep your eyes on the prize, and don’t get distracted by them shiny things, lover.

Love:

Your feelings have changed, but you’re unlikely to know exactly what that means. Sleep on it, Taurus. Let your emotions catch up to your head, and in the meantime you don’t have to do anything. Let matters develop in your heart of hearts, and be kind to yourself in the process. Not knowing where you’re at isn’t wrong; pushing yourself to feel something that just isn’t there sucks though. The Full Moon on the 15th should bring about some meaningful insights, but it’s chill to sit on them. Let things develop in the time they need to this month.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

It may feel like a million things are trying to steal your attention away from self-care, but you’ve gotta stay strong. Your relationships are demanding a bunch of your energy, and it may feel like there’s nothing left for you. Take alone time to tend to the needs of your body, buddy. You especially need to stretch this month, so take a yoga challenge; or if you’re more like me, just watch cats and do what they do, and skip the classroom. Find a way to care for your meat suit that makes you feel better in the here and now.

Social Scene

The Full Moon on the 15th is going to bring with it a big emo punch. Don’t assume you get where your bishes are coming from because everyone is going through their own version of intense feels bumping up against big ideas. Make sure you’re showing up as the kind of friend you wanna be. There’s helluv energy at play this month to make you feel edgy and quick to make assumptions. Breathe through the BS and try to lead with patience and kindness.

Workspace:

It’s all about who you know. Whether it’s BS or not, your connections grease the way for the kinds of opportunities you get and what people know about you. Focus on the social part of your profession this season while generous Venus is in your house of work. You may find yourself feeling lazy or like you just don’t wanna, but oh well; this Gem was meant to shine. Connect to the human part of your work life and goals so that you can find a way to win at life; work smarter, not harder, Twin Star.

Love:

You’re in luck, Twin Star. This season is all about whispering, texting, and crooning sweet nothings at your crush. Say what you mean and mean what you say, even if it’s scary AF. You’re poised for something new and exciting to enter your love life with the New Moon on the 30th, but what that might be is on you. Reignite your fire with your bae, brave a first move on someone, or start a new creative project. The key is to put yourself out there, focused on creating the loveliest life you can, while saying FU to your fears. Get on it, Mistersister.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22 

Body Matters:

There’s a time and a place for pushing yourself, but if you’ve found lately that it’s always right here, you’re on a weird track. This is a good time for an elimination diet or any kind of body-based therapy that requires some self-discipline, but if your relationship to your bod becomes too restrictive, it won’t work. Be a good parent to the hard-to-understand child that is your carriage, Moonchild. Insert flow and fun in balance with hard work and restriction to balance out your self-care. The healthier your bod is, the easier it is to be happy and productive.

Social Scene

It takes a long time to be friends – not pals – with someone. Trust is not a singular destination as much as an onion with layers that sometimes makes ya cry. While trying to build a fam you really wanna be in, don’t let bumps in the road stop you from trusting people altogether. Let the things that are troubling you also inspire you to look critically at your choices. You’ve been pushing yourself somewhat blindly to stay connected to your friends; is it time to reevaluate your connections? Or simply to invest in them with greater clarity of intent? Take the time to figure it out.

Workspace:

There’s no use in pretending you’ve got limitless energy to waste away at a job or relationship that you don’t actually care about, Moonchild. You’re an emo creature and that doesn’t mean that you can’t work a thing out in the material world; it means that working it out has to include an informed respect for your own feels. Be prepared to confront some work/life balance stuff this Libra season. Your need for balance shouldn’t be a reaction to what’s wrong as much as an embodiment of what’s right for you. Figure your shit out, even if you can’t put it into action quite yet.

Love:

Your heart is full and fierce, but man can you hold a grudge. From October 18th through 22nd, things are especially likely to emerge that make your blood boil, but wait before you act; some things piss you off because of what they are, and some things get under your skin because of what they trigger inside you. These are different problems that take different medicine, and you have to be willing to unpack your reactions in order to know which witch is which. Don’t take your reactions at face value this month.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

There’s a mixed report card for you this month. Your steeze is on point and you’re hella cute, Leo. You look adorbs and there’s nothing bad about that. The only problem is that you may be focusing on your looks instead of taking stock of your actual health, and that ain’t right. Don’t just think about how you look today – invest in your inner-health so that you can look fly when you’re old and grey. Make your friendship with your meat suit a happy one by giving it tough love when it needs it.

Social Scene

From the New Moon on the 30th onwards, this is an awesome time to invest in your homies, Leo. Don’t let shyness get in the way of letting people know how much you love and need them. Improve your listening skills, especially from the 6th through the 8th, even if all you wanna do is throw down some serious gossip. In fact, gossip can be extra fun this season, even if it’s ill-advised. Talk about others only the way you want to be talked about, Kitty Kat. The seeds you plant will grow, so sew with care.

Workspace:

Your vision is just as important as your execution, bae. This month will yield you lots of opportunity for getting your viewfinder affixed on the right destination. Set aside time, even if it’s on your commute to work or school, to think of the future. Where do you see yourself in a few months or years, and how happy are you with that picture? If you move forward without a destination in mind, you won’t be making the most of your potential, Leo, and ain’t nobody got time for that.

Love:

It’s time to get hella deep, Leo. What you want from love is changing, and by changing I mean maturing. Things you may have thought were le lame now seem totally desirable. Don’t judge your own growth, puppy. Allow space for your heart to work itself out because contrary to how it may feel right now, you will find a middle ground that works for you. The key is to not abandon your process just because it’s uncomfortable or you’re scared of being alone. If you’re gonna be alone, you might as well be single. Choose your baes wisely.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

What counts to you, for really and for true? Your actions may not be lined up with your values, and that’s gonna stink. Having a body is hard work, but it’s also a joy. If you focus on stupid shit – like the size of your pores, or whether you’re a size 0 or a size 12 – are you honoring the self you actually wanna be? How does the little stuff of how you look change or reflect on what you actually are? Don’t let anyone tell you what’s good or important when it comes to your body; that bish is your BFF.

Social Scene

Not knowing where you’re at or what you really wanna do is unsettling but doesn’t have to be tragic. If there are weird dynamics in your squad, it doesn’t have to be a big deal, and it’s certainly not forever. Confront weird feels with kindness, so you can flush out any problems with ease. This month may find you with the challenge of holding up a friend who isn’t really helping themselves; the line between enabling and supporting is a fine one, my friend.

Workspace:

You’ve totally got things going in a great direction, but all you can do is notice what you don’t have. Learn the difference between a conservative attitude and a straight up fixation on your fears. You’ve got the skills, the vision, and the resources on hand; the thing you’re missing is the confidence to put it all together. Ask for perspective or a helping hand because your viewfinder is more clouded than you think it is. You’ve got this, Virgo. Have faith.

Love:

Whether you’ve got an ex taking up real estate in your head, or you can’t seem to let go of a stupid fight with bae, this month is all about letting your feels bubble up to the surface so you can finally release them. Play catch and release with your obsessions from the explosive Full Moon on the 15th onwards. Let change flow, Virgo. Transform your feels before you have to by owning the messiness of them. Some things aren’t reasonable and that’s ok, as long as you stay away from self-destructive dynamics. Love is a healing force. Let it move through your life.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Libra! Bring your feels to the forefront of your personal New Year. The New Moon on the 30th in your sign is a call for you to start feeling yourself. Luckily for you, Jupiter, the planet of expansion, and Chatty-Cathy Mercury are in your sign too, helping you to do whatever you need to get yourself to the next level. Thrift a new wardrobe, quit smoking, expand your self-love routine. You can have the best of what your meat suit has to offer this year if you make good choices in self-loving ways. Get on it.

Social Scene

It’s time to consider the role that fear has been playing in your life, lover. Evading crappy thoughts can for sure lead to good livin’, but it can also be a ploy to try and pretend that you’re feeling something that you’re not. Let bishes love you, Libra. Share the good, the fierce, and the ugly with your fam, even if you barely want to face it yourself. It’s your Birthday, and you’re gonna be showered with love and good times: yay! The good doesn’t undo the rough, so let them co-exist in a black lipstick and white frilly dress kinda way.

Workspace:

You need inspiration, and you need it yesterday. Part of the creative challenge of having a life that feels dynamic to you is to be able to look ahead. I’m not suggesting that you should live in the future, but if you consider where you ultimately want to be, your choices for the short term clarify themselves. Take bits of insight and pair it with baby steps that empower you, Libra. You’ve got the raw material; all you’ve gotta do now is follow through in the right direction.

Love:

Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Libra. At the start of September you may be feeling like anything is possible, but the Full Moon on the 15th is going to bring up hella complicated feels for you to sort through. Whether you’ve changed, or bae isn’t the same as they used to be, it’s time to face facts, Libra. If you’ve been trying to stuff your feelings down, now’s the time that things are going to erupt to the surface – and not too gently, either. Honor your investments in your sweetie, or if you’re single, in being the person you wanna be. You or your situation may need to change, and drawing things out won’t help.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Sleep may evade you this Libra season, but especially in the October part of it. There’s helluv stuff up in your head, but it may feel like a big jumble of data instead of streamlined thoughts. Make an effort to protect your dream life, Scorpio. Try to have no devices in the bedroom while you sleep, and avoid using them at least a half-hour before you hit the sheets. Your subconscious mind needs time to unfurl itself so that your conscious mind can function at its peak potential. Try it for a month and see how it feels, and then you can stay up till all hours for your bday month (right around the corner!).

Social Scene

If you’ve got abandonment issues, watch out for triggers from your fam from the 12th onwards. It’s not super likely that you’re about to be left behind as much as you might feel that way. Beware of pulling a George W. Bush and doing a preemptive strike on a friend that you fear is icing you. Don’t jump to conclusions, Scorpio. If you’re gonna assume something, assume that your bishes love you and whatever they’re doing isn’t intended to mess with you. With Venus in your sign, it can be all lovey, all day; so try and expect the best this month, Puppy.

Workspace:

Even if you’re totally over your workload, it’s super unlikely that you’ll be able to up and leave. This month will bring you as much drama at work as you’re willing to participate in, Scorpio. When someone crosses the line or you’re just plain over it, you’ve got two choices: react to your feelings and cut into a bish, or come up with a plan (I vote for the latter). Get mad strategic about how to manage difficult people and situations by reconnecting with why you consent to being in your situation. If you find it’s not worth it, make an exit strategy. If you have a good reason to stay, focus on that instead of your desire for muuuurder.

Love:

The biggest danger to your love life is that you idealize the people that you know you like. There’s nothing wrong with loving someone for all you think they can be, but you’ve got problems as soon as it creeps into fantasy town. Accept people for who they are, even their crap parts. Knowing that a person is foolish in some ways doesn’t undo the ways that they’re lit. Love on your crush with the wholeness of the messy, messy truth that includes what you don’t really like. Realness is the stuff that lasts, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21 

Body Matters:

Having a body can be a burden when it’s not a beautiful gift. With Saturn still hanging out in your first house, themes of aging may be making themselves known in lovely and disturbing ways. No matter what your age is, there’s wisdom and freedom in exploring what it’s like to be an older bish. The only thing you know for sure is that right now you’re as young as you’re ever gonna be and that there’s lit ways to grow older just as much as there are sad ways. Find your own.

Social Scene

Platonic love doesn’t get enough attention in our weird world, but your fam are the folks that hold you up when you’re down and give you a place in this world. Make space in your life for honoring your chosen family. From the 10th through the 12th is an especially great time to bring your friendships to the next level or to make new friends. Life is an adventure, but it’s a lonely one without babes that get you. If you run into conflicts in all your efforts to lavish attention on your friendships, don’t worry about it. Show up and speak your truth, and things’ll work out just fine.

Workspace:

You’re in a spectacular time to get things done, ‘Tarius. Follow through with your plans; and if you don’t have any, spend some time at the drawing board. Your focus is really important this month, and if you fritter your energy away on details that are less important than the whole, you’ll feel totally exhausted and frustrated at the same time. Do things as well as you can, but get ‘em done, lover. That means you’ve gotta focus on the highest impact tasks, and not all the things all at once.

Love:

You’re in a place of figuring out who you wanna be and what it all means, and that’s real AF. The trick is to take enough space from your bae life to fall in love with you. Instead of trying to get into a relationship, really investigate what didn’t work for you in the past. Strive to know yourself better so that you can make better choices with your achy breaky heart, ‘Tarius. If you’re already in a relationship, a good day to take a step back and do you is with the Full Moon on the 15th; honestly reflect on where you’re at, even if it’s hella complicated.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Watch out! From the 15th through the 21st, you should be on guard against accidents and built-up frustrations. There’s helluv energy building up inside of you and it will be expressed, one way or another. The question is only if you’ll be the one calling the shots. Think of yourself as an animal that needs a balanced about of movement and activity in order to function correctly (because that’s exactly what you are). Step away from your devices, and exercise something other than your fingers and your mind for happiest results.

Social Scene

You may not exactly know who your friends are, and that’s a weird feeling. It’s not that you don’t know bishes, it’s just that you may be feeling disconnected from your fam. Don’t assume the worst and hide away in a sad-Cap hidey-hole, Kitty Kat. Reach out to your friends and ask for help, whether you need it for something deep or for help binging on Netflix.  

Workspace:

Be open to new projects and possibilities opening up for you this month, Cappy. The key is not to take on every opportunity that presents itself but to know which things offer you what you really want. If all you do is the busy work of getting ‘er done, you’ll never feel that sense of satisfaction and peace that you’re seeking. Be willing to say ‘no’ to things that take time and energy from the things you most want to say ‘yes’ to, especially on the 6th through the 8th of October.

Love:

When you feel at home with someone, it’s like you’ve arrived. The problem is that home is where bishes feel comfortable enough to act out, meaning that when you feel safe, it’s easy to not pay attention to your own behavior. Make sure you’re treating others well, Capricorn. Treating someone with kindness requires you to really stop and notice them, which is hard to do when you’re consumed by your own feels. Take time off to tend to yourself so that you can show the F up for the people you most love this month.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

Wait until you feel anxious and creepy and off, and then try this out, Aquarius: find the parts of your body that feel good, or that stand out and feel bad. Breathe and stay with whatever you feel. Don’t fix or find or any other thing. Just breathe and be a nice, chill friend to the part of your body that’s holding your bad feelings. Treat how you feel as the most important thing to you, lover. The emo and the physical are supes connected, and the clearer you are about how that functions for you, the easier it’ll be to have the most peaceful experience of both.

Social Scene

Not all drama is bad; sometimes things have to come to the surface so that they can be cleared away. Whether you’ve overstepped some boundary or somebody feels that you have, you may have to honor a friends’ feels this month. You don’t have to agree with what a loved one thinks happened in order to agree that hurt feels are the pits. Don’t confuse humility and guilt, or acknowledging someone else’s feelings with an attack on your own. True friendship takes maintenance, so get to work, bb.

Workspace:

This month can find you getting ahead in a meaningful way (yay!), but it’ll cost you (boo!). You’ve got to reign in you desire for everything to fall into place all at once, Aquarius. Instead of being inspired by the big picture, you’re likely to find yourself drained at the thought of what you don’t have. Bring your focus to all that you have going for you on the work front this month; even if where you’re at is the stage of acquiring the basics that you won’t get to use for some time, every small phase of development is necessary for the big stuff to happen. Work hard and you’ll get there by and by.

Love:

You know the old saying, “if you can’t be patient, just be obsessive”? Of course you don’t, because there is no such cray cray saying! Patience requires being protective enough of the things or people you love that you give them the time and space to develop. Picking at things will lead to drama and crapiness this month. If bae asks for space, give it to them. If you’re not feeling things and you don’t know why, give your heart some breathing room. Start having healthier boundaries with yourself, and you’ll find that your relationships benefit in untold ways.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

There’s no magic to it. If you don’t get enough sleep, or remember to breathe, or drink enough water, or eat nutritious foods, or get some sun on your face now and again, you’ll feel like crap. Before looking for complicated solutions to pretty standard problems, make sure you can say you’re regular on the afore mentioned self-care list. And I don’t mean that you should do some of those things, or only do them for a few days in a row to see results. Adopt a healthy lifestyle that tends to your physical foundations first, friend.

Social Scene

This is likely to be a long road if you don’t know where you stand or what you want. Instead of looking around your self for cues and reacting to where you think other people are at, try shoving all of that outta your mind for a minute. What do you want, Pisces? Don’t get so caught up in your fears that you can’t see your own self or your homies clearly. Change is inevitable, but the quality of that change is up for grabs. Show up with your most authentic self, and be patient with what unfolds from there.

Workspace:

What you value says a lot about you, but how you act on what you value says even more. Be open to insights and inspiration on the meaning that money holds for you and what you’re for reals willing to do to get it. You may have been resting on assumptions that you’ve outgrown or that were never even heartfelt for you at all, Pisces. It’s time to align your values with what you actually value. The best way to feel confused and crappy is to not have clear motivations guiding you. Clarify and carry on Pisces.

Love:

You are infinitely loveable, Pisces. You’re a gem. So why has your self esteem been in the shitter? Instead of focusing on what you don’t have, try taking stock of what you do have going for you. This month, gratitude is the attitude that’ll attract the most love and light into your heart-sphere. You’re nothing less than everything, and you don’t need someone else as proof of that. Treat yourself as the sexy beast you are, and hold out for the kind of love that makes you feel loved. What you consent to is the embodiment of your boundaries, and that’s no joke. Love yourself enough to hold out for the right kind of love.

 

XO

Written originally for Oyster Magazine

 

 

💎 Virgo Season Aug. 23-Sept. 22 2016

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

On the 16th there’s a ripe Lunar Eclipse, which is like a full Moon on crack; and it’s happening in the dark part of your soul, Aries. It’s time to confront the feels that you’ve been telling yourself are no good; channel your inner hippy and make that long-haired freak show you how to heal what hurts with tender kindness. Meditate, howl at the moon, hug a tree, or just be chill about the ways you’re not feeling chill. Even though it’s Virgo season, being perfect isn’t the answer. Just accept the person you are and the meat suit you live in, lover.

Social Scene

There’s so much intensity at play in the stars now that you may feel like your friends are scattered all over the place, and you don’t know where you stand. The good news is that people are unlikely to be having drama with you, but the crap news is that their being weird may still hurt your feels. Find the sweet spot between coming at people aggressively or being defensive about your needs, and sitting around nervously wondering where all your bishes are at. Refine your emoji skills this Virgo season, and let a picture tell the story of how much you miss, need, or are annoyed by your homies; and it’s likely to work more easily and more effectively than any kind of processing will.

Workspace:

The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is a hella fertile time for you this season. If you’re dealing with the reality you’ve been handed, you’re set; make meaningful strides to making your life better by working your buns off, Aries. If you’ve been languishing in indecision or a fantasy of your situation, you may have an unpleasant wake-up call though. There are greater chances for misunderstandings from the 30th through the 21st, as Mercury Retrograde junks up the flow of communication around these dates. Work with the energy instead of against it; reiterate your intention, reinforce your goals, and reflect on your progress, bae.

Love:

They say that no one can ‘make’ you feel anything, but that ‘s only half true. If you get hella reinforcement, the right attention from the right kinda bish will make you feel just fiiiine. The problem is, if you don’t really like and love yourself, those happy feels will only be a passing thing. Strengthen your relationship to yourself, Aries. Commit to being the best lover you ever had; and buy yourself flowers, find reasons to catch feelings for yourself, and treat yourself like 24 karats of pure gold. When you love yourself right, it doesn’t matter in the same way if your honey doesn’t text you when you wanted or if your crush is mystifying. What matters most is self-love this Virgo Season.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Things build up in the body; that’s just the nature of the beast. How you feel, what you put in it, how much you move, all of that builds up over the course of years and sets the foundation for your health and wellness. Treat your body like the priority that it is, Taurus. Realign with the wisdom that you already have about your body’s needs, as a singular expert in the subject. If you have no idea what actually makes you feel lit, then you’ve got extra work to do. This is not a test, it’s real life, and you’ve only got this one vehicle to drive for your whole life. Treat yourself good and not only when you’re feeling bad. Honor your needs before you feel like you have to because it’s waaaay easier to live that way. 

Social Scene

If meeting new friends is on your to-do list, then there’s good news for you. The Full Moon on the 16th may just shake up your community or social crew, and resistance is futile. The work is not to avoid conflict, it’s to avoid BS. Deal with realness and don’t let yourself get baited into fights for the sake of drama. From the 16th to the 19th, there’s helluv social energy in your sphere but especially for making new connections or deepening existing ones; so don’t worry when it seems all bad. If you’ve been caught up and have forgotten to feed your community, this is the time to do it. Reinforce how you’re connected to a world that’s larger than you.

Workspace:

How are you investing in your future, Taurus? Not in the next few months, but where you wanna be next year, in the next five years, or in ten? This is a great time to look at the bigger picture of what you’re doing and what it’s leading you to. Even if you’re not in a position to provide for your future self, you can get real about what needs attention in your plans – if you’ve got them at all. Looking at this stuff doesn’t mean you have to do anything, but it’ll certainly empower you to action if you’re ready for it. If you’ve been languishing in a dead-end job and not getting enough value out of it, this month is a great time to motivate yourself to look for something else. Your job doesn’t have to be your life, but if it isn’t you’d better be making the most of it when you’re off the clock.

Love:

The new Moon on the 1st is a Solar Eclipse that will bring hella intensity with it. Are you having fun, Taurus? Never underestimate the healing and generative power of pleasure. It’s time to get real about the state of your love life. Whether you’re going through the motions or all about it, these days will confront you with some damn realness that can’t and shouldn’t be ignored. You may need to address your dynamic with your bae, or it may be your relationship to your own bod that needs tweaking. If you’re single, this is a great time to look at who you’re finding yourself drawn to and what it reflects about you. If you try and sweep these things under the rug, you’ll get a dramatic nudge around the 11th; so deal with things before you have to, boo.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

How you hold your feels in is a personal style issue, but what’s universal is that whatever gets pushed down inside of you, takes root in your body. The Solar Eclipse on the 1st will bring you a confrontation with some reality you’ve been hedging on dealing with, Twin Star. How you cope with the feels in your bod is everything, so here’s a pro tip: don’t be a hater. Love yourself through the rough stuff by performing the simple tasks of breathing through your fears and general self-care stuff that you know you should be doing. Don’t let your anxieties upset your whole system this season, and resist the urge to be fake. You can have a bad day, and that doesn’t mean anything much other than you’re human. Don’t seek answers when you can seek peace, lover.

Social Scene

You’ve been feeling off lately, and it’s made you weird(er). Your ruling planet is Retrograde from the 30th through till the 21st, making your head just a touch more scrambled – just to make your life more complicated. You need one-on-one quality hang out time with the bishes who get you, Twin Star. Friendship is the place you get to go to be you, and if you’ve been missing out on the benefits of that, it’s on you to make the fix. Romantic love is not the only kind of love that can transform and hold you up; be there for your friendships this month.

Workspace:

We all hold on to dank, limited beliefs that hold us back, but the good news is that the Full Moon on September 16th is here to help you break them. You’re in a fertile place, but you’ve got to be careful about the seeds you’re planting. Being clear about what you don’t want is not the same as resonating with what you do. Instead of looking at all the shit you want to avoid in your work life, try compiling a solid list of what you know you want. Think about the quality of your time, the long-term impact of how your work life affects you, and make sure that you’re actions feed you one way or another. The most important thing is that you get out of your own way, and you can use the Full Moon vibes to help you do it.

Love:

Even if you’re doing just fine and handling the pressures of your daily life like a champ, your relationships may bring you hella stress, especially from the 23rd through the 28th. Don’t take on other peoples’ stress, Twin Star, no matter how much you love a bish. How you express and hold your boundaries is up; so be brave, kind, and firm as you show up for the babes you love. The Harvest Moon on the 16th is going to bring dynamic emo vibes into your life, but it’ll take you being a force for posi change to make the most of it. Don’t be a passive force, Gem, because if all you ever do is react, how you gonna get your needs met? Taking up space with blah blah blah is not the same as building up intimacy. Bring realness to the table, even if it’s controversial or inconvenient.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You’ve been working hard, and it’s taking its toll. It’s not always possible to have balance in your life, so what can you do when balance isn’t an option but you’re yearning for some peace? It’s all about the pace you set, Moonchild. If there’s not enough time in your days or weeks to chill out, you can at least take breaks where you hide away from everyone for a minute and just breathe. Pace yourself through the most stressful parts of your day so that you try and tackle the hardest parts whenever you have the most natural energy. Never underestimate the power of sleep and drinking enough water too. Don’t let self-care be more complicated than it needs to be this Virgo season.

Social Scene

If your friendships have been hanging on by a thread, they’re likely to go through a shake up that brings some realness to them, like it or not. Around the Solar Eclipse on the 1st, you’re in for an encounter with reality that you may have preferred to avoid. If you don’t trust your homies, what’s the point, Moonchild? There’s a big difference between pals and true friends, and that’s trust. Real friendships reflect trust and shared responsibility to each other, while your pals kinda come and go and you lowkey expect them to hurt your feels half the time. Change your expectations to better reflect what’s happening between you and your homies, Puppy. That said, it’s best to only process with your peeps post Mercury Retrograde (it’s happening from the 30th to the 21st) unless you know you’re ready sooner. Take your time, Moonchild.

Workspace:

There’s hella room for expansion in your work life, Moonchild, but how do you wanna grow? Be on the lookout from the 16th through the 19th for opportunities that come to you from friends and people that already know you. The key is not to get more but to get more of what you want. Work harder or work smarter – it doesn’t matter where you’re at, just make sure that you’re working in the direction that you believe will bring you the highest quality of life, whatever that means to you. As always with a Mercury Retrograde season, make sure that you’re careful about misunderstandings, and always read the fine print. Do that and you’re all good, boo.

Love:

Even if everything is perfect between you and another person, you still have to deal with the imperfections of being a person. There’s the part that’s about you, and then there’s the part that’s about them, and then there’s ‘us’ stuff. This month is one where you need to be understanding about where everyone is coming from. It’s not always easy to be a person, and if you try and force yourself or the people you dig to be on it all the time, you’ll unwittingly create a problem that you could easily avoid. Allow for the ebb and flow of your love life, even when it’s awkward or scary.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

This Virgo Season may start off with your energy kinda waning. Your vitality is not at its zenith, and don’t worry about it because it’s unlikely to be a long-term thing. You are not what you do, and sometimes the Universe needs to remind you of that by making it so that you can’t do so much all the GD time. Take care of your body in a loving and patient way, Leo; on the 16th through the 19th of September, you’ll get a solid burst of energy that will help you feel great about yourself again. If you’re trying to go out dancing, shopping, or wanting to throw a party, these dates are tailor-made for it. Don’t let the ebb and flow of your energy tie you in knots; love yourself equally no matter how you feel.

Social Scene

You don’t need to do another thing. Like for reals. It’s time to have a slumber party with your BFF or a texting marathon while chilling alone. You need down time and a break, and once you get it, you’ll be back to your glorious self again, Leo. Sometimes you need to go inside your dark places to come out the other side refreshed. Social obligation and FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) will only make you feel like worse crap when you’re down this month. Don’t force yourself to go out when you’re not feeling it; just let your squad know that it’s not about them when it isn’t, and take care of your feels, BB.

Workspace:

Creating opportunity is kinda your thing, but that doesn’t mean that you’re making the most of it, Leo. Put to use your ability to make connections that serve everyone! There’s no point in getting caught up in competition with others because there’s enough room for everyone to be successful; you’re really you’re only in competition with your own personal best. Hold yourself up without worrying about what anyone else is or isn’t doing, love. If your day job isn’t giving you life, it’s time to take on a side hustle that does. Create a life you love by doing things that bring you joy, whether it’s your day job or not.

Love:

This Solar Eclipse on September 1st is a call for you to get real, Leo. Make sure that you’re checked-in with your values and that your actions reflect the shit that you believe and can stand behind. New Moons are always about beginnings and are ripe for calling new vibes into your life. This Eclipse will be like a New Moon on crack (which is admittedly a typically whack thing, but in your case it’s lit, I promise). So bring forth some newness! Holding on to dynamics or people that you know don’t serve you is a nervous habit that you’ve gotta break, lover. Use this Virgo season, but especially the September half, to get real about where you’re at (as opposed to where you wish you were), and shift your behavior as needed. Don’t waste this potent opportunity!

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Virgo! The new Moon in your sign on the 1st brings with it a Solar Eclipse, and that ain’t no joke, Papa Smurf. If you’ve been languishing in anxiety over the past few months, you may find that it’s taken a toll. Get your self-care on point to deal with the reality check that these heavy emo vibes will bring. How you relate to your physical self lays a foundation for your emo self to flourish or flounder. Breathe through stress when shit gets too real, and remember that a little bit of self-love goes a real long way; so love all of yourself and not just the perfect parts.

Social Scene

With your ruling planet appearing to move backwards in the sky, you’re likely to feel a little scattered this month. Don’t add more on your plate when you’re feeling off your game, but don’t get stuck in meh-ville either. It’s about balance. It’s your Birthday, and if you let your bishes love you, they totally and completely will. There’s been hella anxious energies hitting your solar neck of the woods, and it’s been making you feel less of the very real love that you’re surrounded by. There’s a meaningful difference between self-protection and setting up walls, Virgo. It takes strength to be vulnerable, lover.

Workspace:

You’re in a great position to leverage, but that’ll take solid self-esteem to capitalize on. You have the resources built up, the skill, and the vision, but that doesn’t mean that you’ll get out of your head long enough to do what you’ve gotta do IRL. It’s hard taking on responsibility that actually means something to you, Virgo. There’s no space from your insecurities and risk, and that can feel like a lot. Instead of thinking about what can go wrong, focus your energy on what small thing you can do today to advance your goals. Is it something as simple as be friendlier to your boss? Or are there easy things for you to follow through with that will help you get where you eventually have to go? All you gotta for reals do is to put yourself out there.

Love:

In the August half of Virgo, there’s likely to be some extra strain in your bae life as you’re actually struggling with what you want. Instead of looking at what anyone else is or isn’t doing, really take a look at your own motivations. Do you want space but are scared of taking it? Don’t push people away or generate excuses for being stressed TF out. Come September you’re going to be in a great position to improve your connections with people, so don’t worry that you’re going to get stuck in August’s dank vibes, lover! Figure out what you want, what you need, and what you’ve got to offer before you go obsessing on anyone else.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22 

Body Matters:

It’s hard to be really free when you’re trapped in self-destructive habits. You’ve gotta embrace your body’s strength and power with both hands, Libra. It doesn’t matter where you’re starting from, your meat suit has something wild and wonderful that you can embrace. In this Virgo season promise to look in the mirror once a day and tell yourself at least three things that you appreciate about your body. Whether it’s the miracle of how it functions or the beauty of how it looks, reinforce your physical existence with love, self-acceptance, and by taking a break from critical self-scrutiny. I promise it’ll be worth the effort.

Social Scene

Be on the lookout for grumpy babies trying to get attention from you by being grumpy babies. From the 23rd to the 26th, emotions will be running high, and you may be in the uncomfortable position of having to take care of friends who aren’t able to really tell you what they need. Show them compassion without enabling, and do the same for your self, Libra. With two eclipses this season, everybody is bound to be extra intense; so you may need to spend less time socializing and more time taking care of your inner world. The good news is that everyone is likely to feel that way, so you can spend time with your homies getting all witchy and shit. Let your friendships enhance your life, or leave them to chill on ice for a minute.

Workspace:

You can put yourself out there and fail to achieve what you wanted, or even embarrass TF out of yourself, but that’s not the same as failing. Failure is not learning anything from your experiences, Libra. Failure is also not trying at all. Don’t fall for the idea that your life is always supposed to be dope. There’s a learning curve for everything, and if you started off at the top, there’d be nowhere to grow towards. Life is short, but it’s also epic; be down to take the pearls from the hard stuff, and that’ll make it all worth it. You’ve got everything to gain.

Love:

Harvest Full Moon on the 16th is a fertile time for your bae life. Your closest relationships are likely to have meaningful emo eruptions around this time, and even if it’s messy, it’s good for you. Full Moons are often about endings, but that doesn’t necessarily mean break ups; it’s about the closure of a cycle of relating and reflecting. Be a healing force for growth and change, Libra. The start of September will bring the right kind of self-reflection vibes to help you get clear about your feels and your needs, so take some QT for hanging out alone around then to best use those vibes, cutie.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

Pay attention to your dreams this season, but especially after the 10th, Dreamer. You’re innermost thoughts and feels want your consideration; so if your dreamscape gets intense, you should pay attention to what it’s trying to tell you. If there’s a habit you’ve been trying to quit, the Full Moon on the 16th is a great day to start; Full Moons are always a good time to end a way of being, but this one is also an eclipse, making it hella strong. There will be supportive energies immediately after it, helping you to create new and improved ways. The key is to not stay stuck or just make lateral movement; improve your life from the inside out.

Social Scene

Reconnect with your friends, Scorpio. If you’ve let yourself get distracted away from your homies, you may have inadvertently hurt some feels. If that’s happened, people are gonna act weird when you reach out to them, so pay attention to their cues. Don’t let your friends feel like they’re disposable, or you’ll end up sewing seeds of discontent that’ll bite you in your sweet, sweet fanny later on. Get with your people, and show them how you cherish them this season, especially around the Solar Eclipse on the 1st. This is a rich time for connecting with the babes you love; but its an even better one for clearing the air and having heart-to-hearts, so jump at it if you need ‘em, Puppy.

Workspace:

This Virgo Season is a good time to reach out to the contacts you’ve let slip through your fingers, Scorpio. Make sure that the people who’ve helped you get where you are know that you appreciate them, and that the people who’ve tried to hold you back don’t get too much of your precious energy. Take stock of your progress, and try to appreciate how far you’ve come. If you’ve been stuck this is a great time to look at the context of why and what you can do to dislodge your obstacles. If you’re truly unable to change your situation, you can always shift how you relate to it. Understand how you got here, so you can more easily get to where you wanna be, bae.

Love:

By the 10th you’ll find that your love life is intensifying, so if you didn’t do your homework with the New Moon/Solar Eclipse on the 1st and open your heart to what you truly want, there’s gonna be some drama. You’ve been at it in a way that’s either really paying off or it’s costing you more than it’s worth. The Lunar Eclipse on the 16th is going to bring some relationship dynamic to a head that’s been needing your attention. Change is the only constant in life, so don’t fight to preserve the status quo just because you’re scared of it, lover. Be sure that you’re trying to make things better reflect what you’re here for and what you’ve got to offer, and you’ll be fine, Scorpio.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

There’s an anvil of heavy vibes coming your way around the 24th of August, and it wants your attention. If you’ve had a health trouble that you’ve been avoiding, prepare for a serious crash into reality, ‘Tarius. Your relationship to your body is a reflection and barometer of where you’re at, and it’s time to pay attention to it. Focus on cultivating flexibility, and you’ll be making the most of these kinda boner-killing vibes. Luckily the Solar Eclipse on the 1st is coming to energize you; kick off new body-loving habits around then, and you’ll be perf.

Social Scene

From 9/7-14th, your homies may bug the heeze outta you. It’s likely to have very little to do with them; you’re just irritable, ‘Tari. If you’re not in the right frame of mind to hang with your crew, just spend time alone, lover. This is an especially good time to spend one-on-one time with your besties doing something productive or adventurous. If you’re feeling like you’re in an emo k-hole, just ask for help. You have friends who wanna love on you, so let them. Just to make things more complicated, Mercury Retrograde from the 30th-21st is going to make it easier for miscommunications to flourish. Be patient, fierce one.

Workspace:

The New Moon on the 1st will open doors for you, but are you open to it? If you get so fixed on how you think things ‘should’ be, you may not notice chances for how they could be, even if it’s way better. The last week of August is likely to be hella frustrating, and part of that is about feeling stalled or like your circumstances are slowing you way down. Make sure that you don’t get fatalistic, or worse, antagonistic with the people that you need to get along with at work. Sometimes, you’ve gotta take a stand for what’s right, and other times, you’ve just gotta suck it up and make do with crappiness. Either way, it’s wise to take good care of yourself and keep your freak-outs in your Dear Diary.

Love:

There’s helluv vibes to help you let go of that ex or relationship that you’ve not been able to shake off, but it won’t happen on it’s own, Sagittarius. This month will bring you lots of emotions, and a good part of that will be your feels about stuff that happened in your past. The Full moon on the 16th is a good one for forgiveness and moving on, so who do you need to let off the hook? Whether it’s yourself, someone who you’re currently with, or someone from back in the day, you can free yourself from your attachments to feeling like crap if you try. Forgiveness doesn’t require you to compromise your discretion, just to let go of your judgments.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Watch out for feeling mad volatile between the 10th and 19th of September because there are some intense transformative vibes happening within you. When you feel restless inside your bod, it’s easy to wanna ignore it and project those dank energies onto others. Own your shit, even if it stinks. Your best move is to focus on the top few things that you know you’re doing that are not great for your body (eating dairy, being on your mobile right before bed, partying too much; you get the idea), and minimize them. You don’t have to be perfect, but actively doing things that make you feel bad is played out, Capricorn.

Social Scene

The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is a great time to root yourself with the people and causes that give you life. This is a fertile time for actively connecting with others, and there’s no downside to it! Be real with yourself and others, and it’ll be well rewarded. Around the middle of the month, there’s likely to be more unsettling vibes to deal with; so use the juice of the Harvest full Moon on the 16th to let go of what – or who – isn’t right for you anymore. Change is an inevitable part of growing, so don’t resist the hard parts of your relationships if coping with them can get you past your crap ruts.

Workspace:

The middle of September is gonna bring you all kinds of excellence in helping you to advance your goals. True success involves balance. Having all the things you want doesn’t actually feel that good if you don’t have any place to land or any people to share it with. You need people, Cappy. How well you play with others is hella important, and you won’t get very far by making enemies this month. It’d be a mistake to think that fools who don’t have power now never will or that you don’t need to make time for your fam. Everyone is important, so treat them like you wanna be treated.

Love:

Resentments and bitterness will get you nowhere, Cappy. They say that forgiveness is the letting go of all hope of a better past, and that’s so real. Release your attachments to how things ‘should’ be, and start dealing and healing with how they are. Around the 1st and the 11th, you’re likely to feel really intense, and no Cappy loves that. Use the generative power of love to help you combat inner BS or dynamics that hurt your feels. Allowing yourself to be loved will require you to stop reliving all the times you weren’t.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

This Mercury Retrograde season (from the 30th of August until the 21st of September) is a great time to renovate your wardrobe. Retrogrades in astrology try to point your attentions inwards and help you look back at what you’ve done in the recent past. Sift through your clothes and make sure they fit the body you have now and that you’re not holding on to things that are just not you. Make room in your life for styles that make you feel dope in your body, and screw what anyone else says.

Social Scene

The whole playing field of your social life is shifting, and it’s impacting all of your friendships, Aquarius. Don’t be passive in how you relate to your besties because those bishes deserve your care and time, Ducky. Virgo season is all about the details, but we just so happen to have that sign’s ruling planet, Mercury, rolling backwards which can make the little things get scattered. Be a friend, Aquarius. Remember your crew’s struggles and accomplishments, and reach out to share in them. Invest in your crew this month by showing the F up.

Workspace:

No Aquarius is an island, even if you’d like to be sometimes. The Solar Eclipse on the 1st is going to bring up a lot of productive but emo energy that you’re gonna have to deal with one way or another. You may find that people you’re associated with but not terribly close to act in confusing or high-mai ways; don’t take it personally and if you can, be the calming voice of reason you know you can be. This month will present opportunities to step up into a leadership role, so even though Mercury is Retrograde and determined to make things hella confusing, you can be the bish who busts through that BS to shed some light. Work it out, bb.

Love:

There’s so much earthy energy happening around us this month that it could drive an Aquarius crazy. Use these Virgo vibes to get real clear about your boundaries. Make sure that you’re showing up for your honies exactly as you told them you would. Honor your word and be present when you’re with them. If something is not right with how your crush or bae is treating you, let them know in a clear way. Mercury is retrograde and that can make communication funky, so do your best to be clear. Be open to someone new entering your life around the 16th through the 19th or a new dynamic with your flame to emerge.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

There’s a lot of heavy energy getting pooled up in your life, and it’s blocking your vibes, Pisces. If you’ve been having a hard time getting a good night’s sleep or all you’ve been doing is lazing around, it’s your body’s way of saying “meow; help!” Take care of your whole self – the functions and the form of you. This is an excellent time to turn your attention in on yourself and work on feeling good in your own skin. If you’re feeling yourself, then take it to the streets, lover. Bring your style to the next level to better reflect who you are because you are freaking fabulous.

Social Scene

There’s hella weird vibes up with your homies, and you may have to cut through a bunch of crap that may not have anything to do with you to get to the truth. Sometimes there’s a fine line between being paranoid and intuitive, and the way to find it is through the old school art of direct communication. From the 24th of August through the 16th of September, you’re in a period that wants you to deal for reals. Honor your feels, have those awkward convos, and be a friend, Pisces. Work on relationship to friendship itself this month.

Workspace:

How the heeze are you supposed to get what you want if you don’t even know what that is? Strip away your fears and insecurities so you can get to the meat of what you truly desire to achieve, and dial it back from there. You’ve been tripping lately, and around the 24th you’re likely to hit a wall with it. Use this confrontation with confusion to inspire you to clear away the junk in your head. Simplify your thinking, and deal with essentials only this Virgo season; and it will help you parse out your reality from your projections or other people’s crap.

Love:

Loving others with all of you doesn’t empower you to slack on your side of the exchange, Pisces. By not being direct about where you’re at, you not only do yourself a disservice but also you make it harder for others to show up for you in a way that really works. The New Moon/Solar Eclipse on the 1st in your relationship house is a stellar opportunity to bring your loves to the table for some shared and loving realness.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19 

Body Matters:

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should, Aries. At your core you’re a powerhouse of a person, and that’s a lot to live up to. Instead of taking on more out of impulse or obligation, use your discretion this season. There’s a serious risk of you feeling exhausted AF and losing track of yourself as a result. Listen to the needs of your body, even if your head is whisper-yelling at you to push ahead. Know your limits so that your bod doesn’t have to knock you down in efforts to get your attention, Puppycat.

Social Scene

Be mindful about who you roll with and how, Aries. When you’re not right with yourself, it’s not a great time to hit the streets with your crew. This month you’re not likely to be feeling group hang out time ‘cause you’re going through something, my love. Hunker down with your closest bishes, and spend the kind of quality time that allows you to unpack your feels and thoughts. You need perspective, and your homies can give it to you if you let them. This may be a time when you have to deal with some hard truths about some relationships; don’t jump to conclusions. When in doubt, talk it out.

Workspace:

You don’t have to know what’s around the corner in order to fast forward your progress or even to know how to best achieve your goals. Too much focus on your destination will actually slow down your progress this month. Honor your gut instincts over the whinging in your mind. Obsessive thinking will mess you up this month because it’s coming from a place of fear, and it’s sensitized to what you don’t want. Support the feeling side of your ambitions so that you can tolerate the rocky bits, Aries.

Love:

The New Moon on the 2nd can mark a heartfelt opening for you, or it can just represent a day when you’re feeling yourself. August will bring with it a lot of fiery energy to cook up your love life, but it may have to battle it out with the parts of you that just wanna be alone. Don’t be scared to pause or pace out your date times, Aries. Honor where you’re at above your ideas of where you ‘should’ be this month.

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TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

If you’ve been running yourself ragged, there’s no reason to expect that you’ll feel solid in your bod this month. It’s not always possible to slow down, so in those times you’ve gotta bring more mindfulness to how you do you, Taurus. Start simple, free, and quick by just breathing. Focus your intention and your time on simply inhaling and exhaling. So simple! So helpful! You need to take care of you, so that you can TCB like a damn boss, bb.

Social Scene

If you don’t have the time or energy for your fam, that’s alright; but if you don’t let them know what’s up with you, they’ll take it personally. Figure out how to be direct about your boundaries when you don’t even know what they are, Taurus. You’re entitled to say to bishes: I love you and I’m not sure what’s going on with me; sorry if I go dark for a minute, or whatever else is true for you. Don’t ghost your friends this month, even when you’re not sure why you wanna be alone.

Workspace:

It’s time to make a decision, Taurus. You’ve got to pick a lane and set your course because a wishy-washy attitude will guarantee you a meh kind of outcome. With can-do Mars off your back, you’re likely to feel hecka capable after the 2nd but also less motivated. Don’t react to your circumstances so much that you lose track of what you truly want. If you’re in it to win it, you’ll need vision, focus, and perseverance this month. Get to it.

Love:

Don’t confuse your desire to find home with someone with actually finding it. There are big shifts happening in your innermost personal life, and that’s gonna impact your relationships. If you’re hooked up, look out for deep themes in your love relationship this month; and be ready to be real, Taurus. If you’re on the prowl, be honest with yourself about how casual you can actually be right now. There’s nothing wrong with having big feels, lover. Just be real with yourself about where you’re at and what you can take on from that place.

 

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

You’ve probably felt like you were treading water these past few months, trying to get to the next place in your relationship to your body and kinda getting nowhere. Expect a great burst of forward motion this August, Gemini. You’re on call to listen to the needs of your body and respond kindly. If you assert your ideas onto your body, you’ll end up feeling hella weird and you won't know why. Having a good relationship to your meat suit is just like any other relationship; it requires give and take.

Social Scene

Pace yourself, Twin Star. If you’ve taken on too much socially, you’re gonna end up being weird AF with your homies and end up not taking care of you in the process. Figure out how much you can do and still be right with yourself. You may need to spend more quality chill time with your besties and skip the BBQ, but trust: it’s better to leave the party when you’re still having a good time then to stick around until things get awkward.

Workspace:

It’s time to change your durn attitude this month. Instead of gathering evidence of how few opportunities there are for you or how everyone is against you, you’ve got to confront your shit head-on: you’re scared. It’s alright to be afraid, but don’t convince yourself that your worries are the same as an empirical reality that you can’t get out of. Focus on what you can do and what is possible, and then get out there and get ‘er done.

Love:

Sex has the power to heal you if you’re getting it done right. This month your libido is ON and that may mean that you should go on a sugar-hunt, but it’s just as likely to mean that it’s your turn to be feeling yourself. Get out there and flirt, have make-out dates, and wear that outfit that’s seemed too risky. It’s Leo Season, and that means it’s time to use what the good Lord gave you. Seek sexual healing, either all on your own or with bitches who can appreciate all you’ve got to offer.

 

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

Start a group, Moonchild. It’s time to sashay/step your way to an energized life. Use your bod to shake off stress and revitalize yourself. Commit to a physical regimen this month because you can totally next-level your wellness game. If there’s something that you’ve been wanting to change or improve in your health or vanity (never confuse the two), then start it now, bae. The cosmic energy this season will help you to do things in a way that yields results.

Social Scene

People like to say that friendship shouldn’t get too serious, but if you’re being real with people, things are going to get intense from time to time. Instead of trying to manage your friendships and keep them in a chill box, try to just show up for them in the most authentic way you can. You may have to go through some passages of discomfort with your fam to get to something more real and loving this month. Embrace platonic intimacy, Cancer.

Workspace:

You may not know how you’re going to pull it off, but you’re gonna. Trust the insights you’re having around how to approach your goals this month, even if you still aren’t sure how to get where you wanna be. August brings with it lots of opportunity to connect with people and resources that will help you develop your vision and tighten up your game. Relax your fears and explore your options wherever they may take you, Moonchild.

Love:

Wanting to be loved is easy enough; everyone wants to feel cherished and accepted for what they are. It’s a whole other thing to do the work of being really intimate though. The emo vulnerability that is necessary to have with someone for them to be able to really love you for you is no joke, Moonchild. Engage with your fears of being exposed so that you can get past them and get to the place where you’re willing to be seen. Reciprocal love requires so much realness; do your part this month.

 

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Leo! It’s another year on the calendar, and getting older can also mean getting so much better. Strive to improve your health this season. If you kick off a new self-care regime, or recommit to an old one at the start of August, it’ll stick. Make sure you’re prioritizing the activities that support your material life; that includes sleep, living within your budget, and putting your body in nature now and again. Embrace the skin you’re in, and be a good steward of its wellness this month.

Social Scene

There’s likely to be a moment of reckoning for you this month. What do you value, Leo, for reals? Do you hold the same things dear as the people you keep close? At the end of the day, if your principals aren’t shared with the bishes you’re close to, it’s likely to cause problems. Talk to your friends, and don’t be scared to get deep with them. What you value and who you choose to run with are connected, and the more real you are about your choices, the better.

Workspace:

You’re a competitive soul, and that’s all good. The question is if you’re going for your personal best or if you’re trying to prove something to other people. If you’re doing the former, you’re likely to kick some ass and feel awesome about it, even if it’s hella hard this month. If in truth you’re more motivated by the latter, you may not be able to find satisfaction this season, Leo. Make sure you’re not focused on what you don’t have or what you think others have got unless it’s actually helpful.

Love:

There’s so much emo energy for you with the New Moon on the 2nd bringing up major feels about your identity and sense of self, and the Full Moon in your relationship house on the 18th is holding up a mirror to that. Treat others as you yourself want to be treated. You’re either gonna move things along in your love life or stall them with heated outbursts. Self-care and reflection are at the foundation of what you’ll be able to pull off.

 

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

Sometimes you gotta make room for the sads. Feelings can show up as actual emotions -- sad, mad, and glad style -- or more as sensations, like fatigue, headaches, or tummy troubles. Know your body well enough to know the difference between a cry for snacks and coffee, and a cry for help. Do extra slow or grounding things that support your emo life, especially if your energy is lagging this month. Vanity has it’s time and place, but don’t prioritize how you feel about yourself over how you feel inside, Virgo.

Social Scene

On the 6th it’s a great time to go out and connect with your crew. Things are going to flow in your direction socially, making it a great time to go out and connect with the people that hold you up. You may have to deal with some problems that’ve been mounting between you and a friend, but don’t worry, it’s likely to work out just fine. Be honest, kind, and willing to let go of the past if it’s not serving you.

Workspace:

You’ve got a job to do, Virgo, but you may be too burnt out to get it done. Shake off your worries so you can avoid adding more responsibility to your already heavy load. You’re best bet is to reshuffle your responsibilities; seek balance in how you get ‘er done this month. Instead of pulling all-nighters, try and bite off a little bit every evening. Instead of insisting that you’ve either failed or succeeded, try having a little more faith in the ebbs and flows of your process.

Love:

If you second-guess yourself all day long, no amount of love will feel like enough. How you feel about yourself is at the root of how loved you feel by others this month. Drop the urge to find proof and all the anxiousness that comes along with it. If you’re thinking about past experiences and holding them up against what is or isn’t happening now, then you’re not being present. Don’t compare or narrate your experience; feel it out with as much of an open heart as you can, even if you’re super scared about it.

 

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

It’s your natural instinct to consider the needs and feels of others; you’re so nice! But when you do that at the expense of your own well being, you kinda screw the pooch, bb. You’re on high alert to make sure that you’re not tending to others in a misguided attempt to avoid taking care of yourself. your body needs you to prioritize you for a while. Shift your diet, go to the gym, or whatever you need to do to pro-actively move your healthiness to where you need it to be.

Social Scene

Don’t hide out, Libra! Friendship and community are at the roots of your happiness this week. Spend time with your fam, and you’ll find that it fills you up and reminds you of who you are. Nurture QT with friends, especially around the New Moon on the 2nd, where there will be hella heartfelt vibes available to you to feel more deeply connected. Just don’t take it personally if people start acting weird around the 6th through the 8th. It’s likely to have nothing to do with you and is a great opportunity to work on having healthy boundaries.

Workspace:

Look at the role that fear plays in how you relate to your goals, Libra. Instead of motivating yourself out of a sense of what you lack or don’t think is possible, try affixing your energy towards what you actually want. You’re in a really strong place to advance your goals, but none of it’ll happen if you can’t stop whinging about what could’ve been. Cut your losses and then choose to focus on the bright side this month. Maybe you can’t change the world, but you can always change your attitude about your place in it, Kitten.

Love:

The foundation to any successful love relationship is a perfect balance between chemistry and friendship. If you don’t like the way a person treats you on a basic relational level, then you’ve got some serious thinking to do, Libra. There’s energy to support a deepening with your loves, but if you deepen something that kinda sucks you won’t be very happy with how that feels. Go for people and dynamics that work IRL, lover.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Frustration can undo you if you let it, Scorpio. Don’t hold back your feels or try to forget about them. You need an outlet this Leo season so that your emotions don’t get all blocked in your bod and give you weird health stuff. Did you know that your sign governs the body’s elimination process (💩). You’ve gotta let go of the toxic stuff in order to digest the nutritious part of what you’re taking in, Scorpio. Strive to hit a fluid and healthy place with your emo body as a way to support your physical one.

Social Scene

If you jump to conclusions or blindly react to people, you may end up creating dramas that don’t need to be there. Instead of assuming you have all the facts, entrust your friends enough to ask them what’s up when you feel uncertain. Everybody is feeling jumpy these days, and it’d be easy to personalize it; but try not to, Scorpio. The best investment you can make in your fam life this month is to expect the best, but when that doesn’t work, just talk it out.

Workspace:

Be on the lookout for new opportunities or connections at the start of August. You may get to work on something that excited you or to connect with someone that can inspire you, Scorpio. You’re in an excellent spot to lay down foundations for successes that’ll come through for you in the not-so-distant future. Don’t let your pride trip you up just because you’re not exactly where you wanna be yet. You’re on your way and will able to hit some serious strides with patience, hard work, and some well-placed networking.

Love:

If you’re too in your head, you’ll miss out on awesome opportunities to connect; and then if you ignore it altogether, you run the risk of being consumed with BS, bb. Separately from your crush, love-goals, or your honey, now’s the time for you to get clear about your limits and desires. Open and boundaried is the only way to stay right with yourself, and it’s only possible to pull off with some serious self-knowledge, Scorp. Take car of you to take care of others, lover.

 

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

It’s so easy for you to swing high and low in your moods, and sometimes that’s an asset, and other times it’s a liability. The key to maintaining enough balance in your moods and in your mind is through your sweet, sweet bod. I challenge you to a dance-off this Leo season. Throw three songs on the hi-fi 5 days a week, and dance your buns off. Do it alone or do it with friends, but do it, ‘Tarius. shake off your stresses and have booty-shaking, life-embracing fun in your efforts to attain some much-needed inner peace and stability.

Social Scene

After the 6th things are likely to get a lot more dynamic in your social life, and that can go in either direction for you. Leo season is your time to have healing heart-to-hearts; reach out to the bbs that have your heart, and let them know you love them. if there’s been distance or weirdness with your homies, you can fix it now just by showing up, ‘Tari. Let the healing power of love boost your relationships. If you try to evade the nitty-gritty of your friendships, you’ll find that their realness trips you up. Show up as the best friend you can be, lover.

Workspace:

Mars, the planet of getting things done, is moving into your sign on the 2nd, and that is good news for you. There’s energy supporting you in getting your needs met or advancing your goals. The only thing you need to watch out for is that you don’t go for so much me that you forget that you need other people in order to maintain any success. don’t throw bishes under the bus in your efforts to get ahead, even if it seems like the only way. You’re solid AF on your own but unstoppable with allies, mister-sister.

Love:

If you allow yourself to get all wrapped up in people when you’re not right with yourself, you’ll only end up feeling cray, my love. There’s too much stress in your mind to be able to see things properly this season. Find a healthy balance between looking for proof in the details and having faith in the presence of love in your life. If you’re out there trying to make it happen, don’t try too hard! And if you’ve got a honey, you may need to not spend too much time with them. Tending to your self is foundational to being a good date.

 

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

If you’re able to relate to your body in the way you want to, then you’re really free. The problem is that most of us aren’t quite liberated about our meat suits; we take on BS expectations and subvert our feels through it. Be a buddy to your body by being kind to your self, instead of a bully. Start by accepting what you’re working with in the here and now so that you can make choices that lead to supportive actions for the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

If you can totally let go of expectations and your desire to control the way things go, you’re likely to find that you have everything you need, Capricorn. Your friendships are changing because you are changing, lover. You’re being more true to yourself and that’s a great thing, but it also creates reverberations. Take responsibility for what you’re bringing to the table, both the stuff that’s obvious and whatever’s up with your vibes. Let things be where they’re at, and let yourself get excited about where they’re going, even if it’s TBD.

Workspace:

Can you be happy with what you’ve got? I’m not asking if you are happy as much as if you’re capable of it? You’re in a great place, Cappy, but if you can’t be present with it and enjoy your success, even if it’s a temporary plateau, then how will you ever be satisfied? Commit yourself to actually experiencing the abundance that’s around you. Work doesn’t have to be such a boner if you can practice enjoying the journey.

Love:

Investigate your own feels and don’t worry so much about what anyone else is going through. You have a habit of negotiating your emotions between your head and your heart. By sizing up what others are feeling, you can try and decide what to feel in order to keep yourself safe; but it’s unlikely to make you happy. You deserve joy, Cap! Notice how you know you’re happy this month; I know it sounds hella weak, but trust me on this. How you identify and experience your own happiness is in a state of flux. Don’t create security before you know whether you truly want it, lover.

 

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

If you’re feeling off, you should be listening to that, my love. There’s a chance that with all this fiery Leo energy in the air, you lowkey wanna jump outta your skin, but don’t worry! Channel your agitations into something hard to do -- a long walk or sweating it out to the oldies might be better than pushing Sisyphus’s ball up a hill, but either work. If you’ve got a health issue you’re dealing with, this is an especially good time to aggressively deal with it too. Take breaks from the demands of your overactive head to have fun and support your well-deserving body this month.

Social Scene

You’re all over the place when you need to stand still for a minute, Aquarius. Your crew is in a state of flux, and the thing your homies need from you is more you. Don’t be in such a rush to fix shit that you create more drama for your mama to clean up. Nurture your friendships by sticking around when things get real, even when it’s awkward. Things are likely to get real active in your social life after the 2nd, when pushy Mars enters Sagittarius and stirs things up. Collaborate, especially if you wanna dominate, bb.

Workspace:

If you don’t know where you’re going, things are likely to be hella confusing and unsettled for you this month. Your ambitions are hiding in the shadows of a million distractions, and you need to make the choice to focus if you wanna clear them up. Set up an hour or two, once a week all Leo Season, and in that time, unplug from all the dumb stuff that’s sidetracking you away from your A-game. Whether you need to define your goals or innovate the next steps to get you where you need to go, you’d better, in the immortal words of Rhianna, work work work work work work work.

Love:

If you’re not being honest with yourself, the Full Moon on the 18th is gonna do a number on you. Loving the way a relationship looks or functions on a superficial level is not the same as loving a person. Where’s your heart, Aquarius? How do you experience love and like, and do you currently have enough of it in your life? Get real so you can get happy. Change your choices if your feels aren’t as full as they can be. What you choose is on you, lover.

 

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20  

Body Matters:

How you pace yourself through your days lays the foundation for how you feel, Pisces. If you’ve been feeling tired and over it, it’s because you’re overloaded. You don’t need to drop everything in order to take care of yourself, but you do need to be willing to take a different approach. Figure out what works for you, and set the wheel in motion to make it happen. Manage your time better, and you’ll feel a million times better, boo.

Social Scene

You’ve gotta bend or break, Pisces. Your friendships are in a state of flux, and there’s no sense in denying it. Instead of trying to ignore what’s wrong, it’s time to deal with it head-on. You can either have a heart-to-heart, or you can just change how you participate; but don’t be a douche. Ghosting people or lying to their faces because you’re scared of conflict is a BS move that only hurts people’s feels. Being kind involves messy honesty sometimes, so don’t let your fear of being mean turn you into the thing you don’t wanna be.

Workspace:

You’ve got it, but what’re you gonna do with it, love? Your worries have got you down this month, and it’s making it hella hard to get out of your own way for long enough to get things done. Manage the needs of your ego better. You’re not the best and you’re not the worst because you’re not the center of things. You may not be seeing results right yet, but that doesn’t mean your efforts are gonna go unrewarded. Be patient, Pisces.

Love:

It’s on you to love yourself enough that you can not only let love in but also have a place to put it. If you’re in a relationship right now, this month is likely to deepen it for you (yay!). The problem is that your intimacy issues may get in the way of you fully feeling that love. If you’re trying to meet someone new, stay focused on keeping it playful for this month. That doesn’t mean that things can’t get deep, just resist the urge to turn fun into security for now.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19 

Body Matters:

When you’re feeling bad on the inside, sometimes it really helps to gussy up your outsides. You’re going through some real heavy stuff, and you run the risk that some of those feels will get lodged in your body. Distract yourself with new hairs and clothes you don’t usually wear. Let yourself be hella superficial for a minute because in order to grow and heal, you need to take a break sometimes. If you’re dealing with a serious health issue, this month may mess with you a bit. Focus on the three things that you can do to promote your wellbeing, and get to it, STAT.

Social Scene

Don’t worry that people don’t like you, Aries; if you’re not sure, just ask! You may be plagued with fears about bishes real intentions towards you, but most of that is in your head. Don’t take my word for it though. Part of friendship is being able to have heart-to-hearts about sticky-icky feels. Show up with realness this month, even if it’s mad awkward. Be especially on the lookout for strong reactions and even secrets revealed from the 15th-18th, and be as honest as you can, lover.

Workspace:

The best way to advance your goals is by including others in your process and your successes, Aries. No bish is an island; we’re all connected, and sharing your vision and efforts won’t diminish your own awesomeness this month. It’ll build it up. Worry is in the air, and it’d be easy to devolve into nail biting; but whinging will get your nowhere, lover. To be happier and more effective, find creative ways of having fun with your work. Your anxieties are a passing fad, so don’t let them trip you up too much.

Love:

You’re not in control of your situation, but you’re totally in control of your choices, Aries. You run the risk of reacting to what’s in front of you without considering what you actually want. If all you do is respond to what others are or aren’t available for, you’re likely to find yourself frustrated and exhausted before long. Get intimate with your own sweet self, so you can figure out if your actions are compatible with what you actually want. You deserve the best; make sure you know what that means to you, bb.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

When you load too much up on your plate, you not only are bound to lose track of some of the things you’re supposed to be managing, but you end up exhausted too. How you pace yourself is totally up, Taurus. You’re taxed because you’ve maxed yourself out, and it’s likely to make you feel basic. Make a list of three things that you have to deal with each week this month and three things that you can do for yourself so that you feel comfortable in your own skin. Take it easy while you’re not taking it to the next level, kitten.

Social Scene

The keyword for your social life this month should be ‘kindness,’ but it’s likely to be ‘trippin’ instead. Don’t let yourself fall into pieces worrying over what people think about you. Especially after the 14th of July, you’re likely to feel outta step with your crew; and while that’s no big deal, you run the risk of turning it into one by overthinking things. Be generous with yourself if you feel dank, and dare to expect the best from others, even when you don’t know what’s happening with them.

Workspace:

Do you need to change course? It’s time to pick a lane, and if you can’t commit to the track you’re on, it’s time to make peace with the fact that that means you’ve gotta change. Whether it’s time to take a new approach or you’ve gotta pick a new path altogether, you for sure need to change something instrumental to your big-picture goals. Don’t let the discomfort of transition stop you from the joy of achieving greater realness in your life, lover.

Love:

There’s a huge difference between a trigger and a trauma, and you’re gonna have the chance to find it this month. Your anxieties may be in rare form, making you feel as though things are terrible when they’re only lowkey awkward. Be on the lookout for evidence of crap before you convince yourself that things are dank. You can turn rough stuff around in your love life if you are willing to pour the energy you want to see into your relationships. Empower yourself with direct action and posi vibes, Taurus.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21 

Body Matters:

You need a nap, Twin Star. Sometimes a bb needs a break, and this my friend, is one of those times. Slowing down and getting grounded in the here and now is not the same as chilling. The former requires presence, which is actually hard work, while you can do the other while watching TV and texting with three of your least favorite friends. Get your body where it needs to be by giving it a break. Pick up the yoga mat instead of going for a run; spend time investing in your long-term wellness, even if you need to do it in ways that others can’t see.

Social Scene

Who do you love, Gem? You may have had your feels hurt by bishes, and while that’s no fun, something good can come from it. Get clear about your boundaries and limits, and then open your mouth/text machine about it. Your friends can’t have your back if you don’t tell them what that looks like or when they’ve crossed a line. Invest in heartfelt times with your crew that are as honest as they are fun.

Workspace:

If you get out there like a boss before you’re ready, you’ll end up making bad impressions and pushing potential allies away. This isn’t the time to pretend to know things you don’t understand or make promises you’re not totally sure you can follow through on. If you’re kinda uncertain and still wanna get ahead, focus on fostering relationships that are mutually beneficial. Success is about timing as much as it’s about effort and proficiency. Don’t rush yourself beyond your own best interests and create bad-vibes and self-fulfilling prophesies.

Love:

Transformation is either helly destructive or creative, but either way it tends to be dramatic. Don’t let your passivity convince you that things are happening “at” you. How you respond to your heart and to the lovers that you have is all about you, so step up, Twinny. If you’re not a hooked-up hooker, then you’re likely to be feeling intense AF about where the love in your life is. Let yourself have those feels, but don’t act from that place. When you’re scared of being lonely, you’re not as likely to make awesome dating decisions. Move slowly and steady through your feels, lover.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Moonchild! With Mercury and Venus chilling in your first house through mid-July, this is a great time to pretty yourself up. Go shopping, get that hairscut, or next-level your wardrobe. The Moon is gonna bring up extra feels for you this month, and that can be a great opportunity to get more present. Embrace this body in this moment -- the good, the bad, and the Gucci of it. Your meat-suit is a goddamn miracle, so enjoy it, Cancer. Take the space you need from the demanding parts of your life to love the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

It’s easy to wanna avoid having hard talks with your homies when you’re scared of what they’ll have to say. Here’s the thing though, Cancer: the truth is true, whether you know it or not. Go for honesty over the status quo this month. If you’re gonna worry about things, you might as well just bite the bullet and figure out what is actually going on. Just don’t ask questions that you’re not totally down to hear any kind of answer to; the truth will sometimes set you free whether you like it or not.

Workspace:

Don’t give up! Even if you feel helluv over it, this is not the time to throw in the towel. If you decide to pack it up, do it in a well-considered way and not as a reaction to temporal conditions. You’re in a foundation-laying phase and there’s likely to be bumps on the road, but they’re not meant to stop you, only slow you down. Let what you don’t know inspire you to be more interested in possibility instead of jumping to the conclusion that you’re f#cked. Be especially suspicious of the impulse to jump ship around the full Moon on the 19th, puppy.

Love:

All that glitters is not gold, Moonchild. Be careful around the new Moon in your sign on the 4th because it may bring you something that seems too good to be true. Let any new romance develop until the full Moon on the 19th so that you have a chance to know what it’s made of. This isn’t a great time to say ‘te amo’ for the first time because your feels are liable to change deeply and quickly. Love with your actions, even if you don’t know where things are going or how they’ll get there.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

If ever there was a time to start a new way of enjoying your body, this is it, Leo. Whether you’re trying to improve your health or just to have more fun, the stars have got your back, lover. Seek the right balance between action and relaxin’, and while you’re at it, make sure that some of your chill times are healthy too. If you try you can reform some part of your physicality that has gotten out of hand. Just don’t make it a chore! Do things that promote joy and those good vibes will multiply.

Social Scene

Don’t let your anxieties get in the way of being a friend, Leo. If you’re having a hard time, all you gotta do is open your sweet mouth and tell a bish. Acting wild to try and cover up your feels or evading your homies altogether is going to create problems that are worse than the ones you started out with. Make quality time for quality peeps, even if you feel hella off. You don’t have to be perfect to get the love and support of your crew. Show up for your friendships this month.

Workspace:

Follow your instincts. Even if things take a while to develop, you’re on the right track, Leo. What you want may get in the way of what you need, and that’s no trouble if you don’t get twisted up about it. Strive to flow with the openings that come your way by responding with your best self to opportunities that you believe can improve your long-term plan. So much can go your way this Cancer season, especially after the 29th when Mars goes direct because it’ll let you do your thing. If you’ve felt like you were treading water the last few months, it’s time to swim to shore, bae.

Love:

There’s some unrest in your love life, Leo, and you’re no victim in it. How you push people away is all you, sir. Take a compassionate look at how you handle feeling scared, and the pressures you place on yourself, and the people who are trying to help you. It’s not likely that you have the answers, and that’s OK. What you need is to be willing to try. Be honest about what you feel and what you’ve got to offer because that’s all you can really control. Do your best, let others do the same, and figure out your moves based on that info.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22 

Body Matters:

Don’t look at your body under magnifying glass; no good can come from it, Virgo. Apply the same kindness and openness to yourself as you would to a cherished friend. The way that you think of yourself will set the stage for how you feel in your meat suit this month, and that’s no joke. Every day, find three things that you like or love about yourself – from your health to your hair; and once a week do something that both feels good and is good for your bod. The point is to use this season to bring your relationship with your mortal coil to a more loving place, so get on it, Virgo.

Social Scene

If you’re feeling paranoid or insecure, you need perspective, not distractions. Ask your most honest friends for feedback, even when you’re scared of what they’ll say. It’s not wise to go out and pretend you’re feeling chill when you’re actually crawling outta your skin, sweet one. This month will give you opportunities to deepen your friendships, but you’ve gotta know yourself well enough to take them when they come and to invest in the right bishes. Don’t worry if your social life slows down a bit as long as your QT time with your besties stays intact.

Workspace:

Nurture what you want in your work life as though it was a tiny, helpless baby. You’re in charge of you, Virgo, and if you bully yourself for the win you may succeed, but it won’t feel good. Seek ways of reaching your goals that doesn’t cost you your happiness or mental health. Nothing is bound to happen overnight, so you need fortitude in order to bear the path in front of you, even if you’re knocking shit straight outta the park. Accomplishment comes with its burdens to bear, so make sure you’re solid enough in your inner world to make the most of what you’ve got.

Love:

With the full Moon happening in your house of romance and play on the 19th, you may run into big feels that have you reassessing your love life this Cancer season. Don’t attach love feelings to people or dynamics that aren’t actually working for you just ‘cause you don’t want things to end. There’s nothing worse than being alone and with someone at the same time. Choose from the heart, but also choose based on real-life compatibility, Virgo. Just because you want it or can have it, doesn’t mean that you should.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Bolster your immune system, Libra. On a woo level, your immune system is on par with your energy boundaries with others; and by working on one, you support the other. The act of preserving your well being -- even when it’s inconvenient -- and of cleaning off other people’s germs and vibes is hella magical if you’re doing it right. Acknowledge your sensitivities, both energetic and physical, so you can do what you need to do to feel right with yourself this month.

Social Scene

Let your crew hold you up, Libra. Having fun with your bishes is tight, but it’s not the same as letting them in to help you help yourself. The hardest thing in friendship isn’t being there for them; it’s letting them be there for you. If you can’t be real with your homies, what’s the point? Stop hiding yourself away; you don’t need to be lit to be a friend. You only need to be you. Have real times with the people you trust; it’ll make you feel better, I promise.

Workspace:

This is a dope time to innovate new pathways to reaching your goals or getting to the next level. Part of what you’re supposed to be processing is what you can learn from your recent losses. There’s a lot you can get from what didn’t work if you can get past the part where your ego got bruised. Everything happens for a reason, Libra; be open to seeing your past in a new light, especially after Mars goes direct on the 29th. Build with wisdom, not idealism, my love.

Love:

If you don’t tell others where you’re at and what your limits are then how are they supposed to know? It’s not fair to expect fools to read your subtle cues or to pick up on your astral projections, bb. This month you are on call to be honest, direct, and real AF. Don’t hide behind nicey-niceness even if you think it’d be easier ‘cause it won’t be in the long run. Lay foundations in your relationships that you actually want to grow into by bringing your whole self to your honey. It’s far better for things to not work out because you’re not compatible then for them to be chill because you were fake.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 

Body Matters:

Take care of yourself, Scorpio! Even if you know what to do, it’s easy to forget to do it, sometimes. This month is calling on you to quit some habits and make healthy changes. Whether you need to take a month off of drinking, quit eating dairy, or just sleep more, it’s on you to do the things that help you to be right with yourself. Everywhere you go, there you are, and there is no place that you’re going without your bod, bb. Treat it right so that you can be happy, healthy, and wise.

Social Scene

Mars finally goes direct in your sign on the 29th, and you should be on guard, Birdie. Your friends need you; they need you to hang out and deal with the rough stuff, or just chill and have a good time. If you’ve been hiding out, it’s time to stop holding yourself back and to start showing up, Scorpio. This is the right time to invest in the ones you love, especially if things have been a bit off the past few months. Your friendship isn’t worth much if you don’t get real, and life without homies sucks.

Workspace:

Don’t overthink it, Scorpio. If you allow yourself to freak out over the shit you can’t possibly know, you’ll end up wasting your energy and worse, you may end up creating the very conditions you wish to avoid. Stay active enough in doing the little things that need to be done that you distract yourself from your fears. The only way your killer instincts can emerge is if you stop tripping. Get clear about what you want and what you need to do here and now to get it. Enough small steps will take you as far as you need to go, lover.

Love:

Love is meant to be unconditional, which means that your feeling of it exists no matter what the other person does. Don’t confuse that as having no boundaries or discretion, though. Loving someone is fan-freaking-tastic, but it can also be disappointing as hell. Deal with the ways that the bishes you adore bum you out or don’t live up to your expectations, and try not to get all punishey or go into denial while doing it. Embrace the complications of having intimacy this month, because loving yourself and others through BS is part of life. Know your limits and your needs, so you can make healthy choices around your heart.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

If you eat dodgy crap or don’t get enough sleep, you’ll end up feeling so bad, ‘Tarius. How you take care of yourself is hella up as the sun moves through nurturing, emo Cancer. Treat your mind and body like the intertwined BFFs that they are; don’t give one more attention than the other, unless you want it to get bent outta shape. You may be feeling off with your health or vanity this month, and while that sucks, there’s a larger picture as to why; sometimes the way that the Universe gets you to make good choices is by making you feel like crud when you don’t.

Social Scene

You for sure don’t have all the information you need to know what’s actually going on. Avoid jumping to conclusions this month because while there’s not likely to be secrets afloat, you probably have only part of the story; and no amount of sleuthing is gonna reveal deets any quicker than letting things happen naturally. Sometimes your homies are weird, and sometimes their homies are the weird ones (needless to say, you’re weird AF from time to time too). For best results, let things play themselves out socially this month.

Workspace:

Put yourself out there, ‘Tari, even if you don’t get results you long for. You’re on call to engage in the process of building your future, and there’re inevitably gonna be moments when you don’t see an upside to your efforts; but you need to just power through them because you can get hella shit accomplished this month. If you’re feeling stuck, review the most successful things that you’ve done in the past, and see how you can apply those strategies here and now. If you stick it out through the boner times, you’ll be very happy with where you get to this month.

Love:

The way you handle yourself is way more important than what your crush or your bb is doing. Don’t get so caught up in what other people are or aren’t doing that you absolve yourself of taking responsibility for your own self, ‘Tari. What you consent to participating in is on you, and even if you’re sad or stressing, you need to make sure you’re showing up like you said you would and not taking sheit that you don’t wanna mess with. Embody your best self with integrity, lover.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Cancer season is likely to bring out all the feels for you, and that’s actually a really good thing. Instead reacting to the surface of what you’re feeling, try and notice how and where your feels get deposited in your body. You have the capacity to do some serious emo growth this month, but you can’t curve your feels to do it. Let your body be the tool that helps you know when you’re yearning, when you’ve reached your limit, and when you’re happy as a clam. The deeper you can go with yourself, the more options you’ll have for running your life.

Social Scene

Don’t tell yourself that you’re over it if you’re not. When your bishes hurt your feels, it’s awful; and pretending that you’re chill isn’t helping, Cappy. It’s scary having to confront things with friends, but sometimes it’s necessary. Before you do anything much, talk to a friend that’s outside of your fam group for perspective. There’s something that you don’t know, and because your feels are hurt, you may be only seeing the worst. Even if things are legit messed up, you need to get your head right before you should handle anything.

Workspace:

If you have ambiguity about your goals, it’s hard AF to feel solid about what you’re doing. This month your uncertainties are likely to catch up with you, and it’s all in efforts for you to flush them out. You’re totally capable, but what do you want? Make some pros and cons lists or a list of your interests and options, and then run it by some people that you respect. How you handle your ambitions now will set the stage for what’s to come in a meaningful way, so get to work, Cappy.

Love:

Things don’t need to be perfect to be perfectly right, bae. On the 15th through the 18th, there will be some rocky energy out there, and it’s likely to shake up your lover-life. The question is if that earthquake is gonna be a shake down or a chance to get real. On the heels of that will come the full Moon in your sign, and that’ll bring any relationship to an end (at least in your heart) that isn’t true for you. Look for what’s real instead of upholding the status quo, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

When you feel off in your head, it can make you feel ratchet AF in your body. Don’t get it twisted this season because how you handle your stresses will directly impact how you feel in your own skin. This is especially true if you try and repress your feels because they demand to be dealt with one way or another. This is Cancer season, which means it’s hella emo; do things that make you feel comfortable with the stuff you can barely stand, so your body doesn’t take the brunt of those dank vibes. That basically means eat good food, drink water, sleep enough and make sure you’re breathing. Keep it simple and kind, Aquarius.

Social Scene

From the 14th onwards is a great time to go out and kick it with your crew. There will be helluv energies pushing your social life forward, but it won’t do much for you if you stay at home eating bonbons (yum!) and watching Netflix. Make it happen, but be careful. With Mars still in Scorpio you may be dealing with some heavy stuff between you and others if you’ve been putting them off. Watch out for sensi egos (including yours), so that you don’t have big reactions over the little stuff.

Workspace:

You have goals, and it’s time to reevaluate them, my friend. Revisit and refine your vision for what you want from the big picture of your life, whether that means the work you make your scrilla from or the work that gives you life. People and situations that’ll force you to question what you’re doing and how effective it is are likely to pop up this season, so be open, BB. It may seem like people are getting in your way or trying to mess with you, but really it’s the Universe trying to get you to ask some hard questions of yourself. Do the work, lover.

Love:

Things are both moving fast and slow at the same time, and it’s awesome on your good days and confusing on the bad. Instead of needing to know what’s gonna happen next or what your crush/ex/love thinks or feels, try focusing on your own self. Know yourself so that what the other person does or doesn’t do, doesn’t define you. Have a healthy sense of your own limits and also of what you feel in the here and now. If your heart is hooked on someone, be true to it. Don’t wait for your love life to happen; get out there and make some love this Cancer Season.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

You can be a hater, but where’s that gonna get you, Pisces? Having a sensi system can be a liability, but it’s also an asset; if your health falters when you’re around douches, eat wrong, or don’t get enough sleep, it’s you’re your bod is trying to get you to do right by you. Don’t resist your body’s wisdom, even when it slows you down as it’s likely to do this season. Get grounded and take care of you’re here and now; they call it the ‘present’ because it’s a gosh-durn gift, bb.  

Social Scene

The Neptune square to Saturn that has been creating mad paranoid vibes out here in the wild is easing up around the 4th, and that’s le Gucci news. And just to make things more magical, there’ll be a new Moon that day, aiding you in opening up to a new emo chapter. Give yourself permission to ghost your social scene before the 4th and only kick it with your sweetest loves. You can be messy with your close friends, but if you’re feeling anxious, there’s no need to spread yourself thin, my friend.

Workspace:

If you don’t manage your feels, you’re unlikely to have the stamina to hit your goals. There’s a great deal of potential for you to make connections that can support you from mid-July onwards, but that’ll require you to feel resilient enough to put yourself out there. Use the end of June and early July as your time to shore up your attitudes and your confidence so that you can make the most of the opportunities that are all around you. Bonus point if you don’t need immediate results to your efforts. Remember your long-game, bae.

Love:

There’s change in the air, Pisces, and whether you’re the one who’s doing the changing or not, it’s time to get flexible. If you’re in a relationship, it’s likely that your love is going through some meaningful stuff that isn’t happening in reaction to you but gives you all the feels. Let them do their thing without making it about you. This is a great month to go out and meet people if you’re single, but not as much for securing an uncertain situation. Let people find themselves in their own time, and concentrate on yourself a bit this month.

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💎 Gemini Season May 20-June 21, 2016

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Mars and Saturn retrograde are trying to get you to look at how you’ve been doing your thing and whether it’s working out like you thought it would. This is a great time to reassess your relationship to your bod especially, my love. Look at how you’re taking care of your health and also how you present yourself. You might need a makeover to better reflect who you’ve become (as opposed to keeping up with trends), but a little steeze never hurt anybody. How you put yourself out there is a reflection of you, so make it an honest one. With Uranus chillin’ in your 1st house, standing still and towing the line both feel dank AF. Take some fashion risks and get out and move your butt; you’ll feel better for it, Aries.

Social Scene

With Mercury and Venus in your house of homies, this is a great time to spend your time with them. Throw a party when Mercury goes direct on the 22nd, and start scheduling one-on-one hang outs with your besties. Make friend dates that give you the kind of QT you’ve been missing due to the busyness of life. June 1-4th is likely to feel pretty annoying though, so don’t plan on reconnecting with a long-lost friend those days ‘cause they’re likely to be hella awkward days. There are some sketchy vibes going around from May 23rd through June 13th, so don’t take it personally if people act weird. Be the best friend you can be, especially to the fam you’ve lost track of lately.

Workspace:

Do your homework, Aries. You have a burning desire to get ahead, but if you act from that place, you’re not gonna get well-rounded success, and that’s the kind that you deserve. Watch out for your ego wanting to grab at the shiniest prize because you may just get it and find that it sucks. Slow down enough to clarify what you wanna do and what you need to get out of it to feel dope. There’s no rushing perfection, and you’re in the market for something that’s just right. Take the time to introspect before you get too far into something you’re actually on the fence about.

Love:

The love that you have is a reflection of the person that you are. That doesn’t mean that if you’re single you’re unlovable, but it does indicate that the exchange of love that you consent to between you and others is a reflection of how you feel about your own sweet self. Take a pause and reset your boundaries so that your ego doesn’t careen you into dynamics that make you feel worse than you need to. If you’re choosing to do things that make you feel trapped, it’s only a matter of time before you shut down or act out. Align your actions with your desires, bb.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

The thing about having a body is that you’re fully responsible for it. What you do and how you do it always ultimately falls on you. The way you take care of your system is catching up with you, and it’s happening so that you get your act together. Make a self-care plan that involves movement, rest, and healthy eating. Preventative healthcare is really just loving your bod today, so it doesn’t have to deal with BS tomorrow. Embrace practical shoes and designer toothbrushes for the win, Taurus.

Social Scene

Friendship is easy when you keep things on the surface, but when things get real they can get hella messy. Being true to yourself will inevitably prove problematic at least some of the time for the bishes you love, cuz them’s just the breaks. What you need to decide is if you can stand it. Strive for authenticity instead of accommodation, lover. The only way to have a crew that can hold you up when you need it is to let them know you for reals. Instead of just kicking it this month, build intimacy with babes you trust.

Workspace:

David Bowie once said in an interview that “You should never work for other people; always remember that the reason that you started working is that there was something that you felt could be gained from the efforts of your labor.” This month it’s time to realign with your choices, Taurus. Work can be a total boner, but it can also give you so much. Remember the value of what you’re doing, and if all you’re getting is cash and heartache, it’s time to plot a course for change. Maximize your potential, one step atta time.

Love:

From May 23rd-June 13th, there are some weird AF vibes going down in your love life, Taurus. Things are not as they seem, and it may make you feel jumpy and awkward. This isn’t a great time for meeting new lovers because your picker is funky. If you do meet someone new, just don’t take everything at face value, and play your cards slow and safe until mid June. On May 28th, Mars -- the planet of fighting and fornicating -- takes its retrograde motion back into your opposite sign, bringing themes you were dealing with January through March back up for you. Be patient and own your shit, and you’ll be just fine, boo.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21 

Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Twin Star! With the Sun and Venus in your neck of the stars this month, you’ll be feeling yourself, so embrace it, lover. Make New Years resolutions on your birthday for how you’re gonna do you this year. You’re body is meant to be your BFF, and even if it isn’t your best friend, there’s no getting outta the forever part. Use the rest of May to get something started, and then follow through, my love. From June through August, you’re in a loaded time for self-care, so do what you can to make yourself feel strong and vibrant.

Social Scene

You need a break, and it’s crappy timing. You’ve been running yourself in too many directions, and it’s catching up to you, Gem. Your fam needs your love, but they also need your words. Be the best communicator you can be so that you don’t act weird and create the need for extra communication. Feel free to take some alone time and even cancel plans if you need to do you. Just make sure you’re clear and direct with others, so they don’t take it personally, especially with the emo full Moon on May 21st.

Workspace:

In order to figure out what you wanna do with your life, you need to take some “wrong” turns and have dank experiences. I know it sucks, but the truth is that if everything went your way all the time and came easily to you, it’d be kinda worthless. Allow the worst parts of your struggles to direct you to the best parts of your clarity, Twin Star. You know what you don’t like, so turn it into a positive by translating that no into a hell yes this month. Make adjustments inspired by a self-confident embrace of your recent experiences.

Love:

If you feel helly over it with the new Moon on June 4th, then you probably are. Don’t try to sweep your feels under the rug, because they’re there for a reason. Your relationships have been in a state of flux for a while, and there’s gonna be more twists and turns yet ahead. Listen to your heart, Gem, even if it disagrees with your head. From the 23rd through the 13th, your anxieties are likely to kick up, making it more important than ever that you have bishes in your life that know, adore, and support you. Only invest in babes that love you like you wanna be loved this Gemini season.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

It’s time to slow it down, Moonchild. Pay attention to how your bod feels and how quickly you try to avoid, evade, or narrate those feels instead of just support them. More than anything, you need downtime between things to catch your breath. How you manage your time might not seem like a body issue on the surface, but it ends up impacting your material well-being intensely over time. How you look is helly important, but it’s also helly changeable. Prioritize your self-care in tandem with everything else this month.

Social Scene

Having a stinky ego doesn’t just come from thinking you’re better than everyone; it can come from thinking that you’re worse off than people too. You know that you’re in trouble when you’re obsessing on how you are in relation to others. Any self-obsession based in power and powerlessness will make you act all kinds of cray. If you don’t trust your homies, it’s time to change your crew or change your attitude, Cancer. Don’t let your fears win.

Workspace:

If you aren’t sure why you’re working so hard, you’re likely to feel burnt out AF when things get busy. You need a break, lover, and you’re not fooling anybody with that martyr act. You’re not Tiny Tim, and there’s no real-life Scrooge making Papa work over Christmas. You can take a mental health day if you know you need it, and I encourage you to. If you don’t have the internal motivation to take care of yourself, you’re likely to do some weird, unconscious, self-sabotagey thing, making things even more uncomfortable than they already are.

Love:

When Mars moonwalks back into your house of play and desire on the 28th, themes in your love life that were active January through March are gonna kick back in and want your attention, even if you thought they were dormant. How you express anger and passion are not only a reflection of the fools you love and the situation you’re in, but it also betrays what you think and feel about those things. When in doubt I always say be honest and direct. You have a right to feel whatever you’re feeling, even as the bishes you heart also have the right to be where they’re at. Allow for spaciousness around the heated emo stuff this month.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

Whether you’re thinking about beauty or health, it’d be easy to whinge your days away feeling upset and trapped. The shape you’re in is paradoxically a reflection of everything and nothing at all. Don’t waste your precious energy lamenting when you’ll be healthier/fitter/have better hair; embrace the skin you’re in right here, right now. Meaningful change requires a healthy dose of love and self-acceptance in order for it to stick in a way that feels successful. Be patient and kind with your progress, Leo, especially if you’re starting off from a place that feels bad.

Social Scene

You can kill bitches with kindness, but if you’re being cruel to yourself, there’s nowhere good that you’ll get from that strategy. Your stress level is off the charts, and pretending to be chill isn’t gonna work, lover. You’ve got to change in order for your relationships to change. If your fam is only down with you when you’re happy and easy to be around, it’s time to make new friends. That said, if you don’t give them a chance by not being real with them, then you’re just ghosting bishes. Lighten your load and share the hard stuff, Leo.

Workspace:

You’re in an awesome spot for success, Leo! Use May as your time to springboard yourself into new activities that’ll totally pay off. This isn’t the time to snooze and miss out on opportunities, so even if you have to drag yourself out there, get out and do your best. You’ve got a bit of a Midas touch, so when you take risks, don’t do it impulsively; clarify when you know you want and then take solid steps (even baby steps are fine!) to make it happen. You don’t have to have results at every stage to be solidly en route to success.

Love:

Your friends may have something to say about your love life, and it’s time to listen to them, especially around the new Moon on the 4th. You may be caught in a loop, Leo, and no one likes a Groundhog Day of the heart. Beware of issues that were happening January through March rearing their angry heads again. Mars moonwalks back into Scorpio on the 28th and stays there through August, so there’s no putting off dealing with your needs or the needs of bae. Deal with karma before it deals with you, Kitten.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you feel out of sorts, it’s important that you don’t wallow, Virgo. Anxiety feels like it’s in your mind and it is, but it’s also in your body. Make sure that you’re breathing, eating regularly, and sleeping as much as you need to in order to be strong in the face of that overactive mind. Your body can be a tool for getting grounded in the here and now, which is exactly what you need to do, my love. Don’t weigh yourself down with ratchet distractions when your reality needs so much love and care from you.

Social Scene

Gemini season requires you to move faster than you’d prefer through your days, and it’s hella overwhelming sometimes. Strive to find balance, Virgo, because you don’t have it right now. Your fam cares about you, but they’re responding to how you’ve trained them. If you’ve been pretending that things are cool when they aren’t, then your unlikely to ask you what’s wrong when you need it.

Workspace:

If you let your feels get in the way of your follow-through, you may kick off some drama without realizing it. If people start acting weird around you at work, it’s likely to be because your energy is leaking. If you don’t channel your frustrations consciously, they’ll find something to latch on to; and I promise you won’t like what that brings you. Direct your ambition through hard work and concentration, and you’ll find creative, off-the-clock ways of airing out your irritations, Puppy.

Love:

The full Moon on the 21st is gonna expose the feels you’ve been trying to hide, so get ready for some heartfelt processing, boo. There’s heavy themes playing out in your close relationships, and it’s on you to step up and be true to your word. If you’re hooked up, that’s likely to mean that your bae needs you to do what you say you’re gonna, and if you’re single then the love relationship you need to be maintaining is with yourself. Either way the need is the same: be the person you intend to be, Virgo. Use the new Moon on the 4th to apply your full Moon ah-ha moments and start a new cycle of intimacy and tenderness.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Its time for a change of mind, gorgeous. Make peace with aging, embrace exercise, or own your sexy ‘cause you’re on call to be your whole, complicated self without fear or judgment. We exist on a continuum, and how you feel in your own skin is constantly evolving as you change over time. Don’t get so attached to how things are right now that you believe they’ll stay this way forever or assume that all changes will bring bad vibes. Make faith and strength priority #1 in the resiliency of your physical life, Libra.

Social Scene

Stress is the worst and can take you out of your commitments and pleasures, making you obsessed with the past or the future. Don’t feed your inner cray, Libra. You’re in some relationships that’re stuck and need to end or change. Look at your patterns with your homies, and stop worrying about who’s right or wrong. Friendship is awesome when it’s not hard AF, and this season you’ve got some work to do. Be generous and kind when you’re stressing. Things will organically work out from there.

Workspace:

Even if you’re clear about what you want, you’re plan isn’t tight yet, Libra. You don’t have enough information, and as Mars leaves your house of work until August, this is a good time to gather 411 like a boss. Explore what you want instead of taking your old goals at face value because you’ve changed, the field may have changed, and certainly your opportunities are always shifting. Use the intel you gather to help you let go of your attachment to how things need to be so that you can create a better flow in your professional and creative growth.

Love:

You’re running some fierce love energy this month, and there’s helluv potential in that. Fall for yourself first, Libra. Boost yourself up. Take yourself out on the town. If you’re not feelin’ yourself, it’s time to get out there and enjoy the power of a good flirt. If you’re in a relationship, it’s likely to be a dope time for you, when the power of a good bae can transform you and make you fall more in love with life. If you’re single, it’s a great time to try and meet new people. Be changed by the beauty of love, Libra.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When Mars sashays back into your sign on the 28th, it’s gonna feel intense. Identity issues that you were dealing with this winter are gonna rear their heads again, demanding to be dealt with. In order to keep things legit, you’ve gotta actually deal with them, and head on. Present yourself with care, but more importantly, take care of how you feel so that your energy is Gucci as you wanna be. Anything that requires real effort, like quitting smoking or finally learning how to box, is an especially good use of Mars’ strength and willfulness.

Social Scene

If you’ve been needing to patch things up with a friend, the 29th-2nd is a great time to do it because you’ll be more willing to go deep and own your part. May is an awesome time to spend with friends who open up different ways of thinking or new ways of doing things. You’ll be especially open to learning new things from the 28th onwards, so take some chances, bb.  One word of warning is if you’re feeling agitated and you don’t tell bishes what’s up for you, your energies are likely to leak and create upsets you don’t see coming. Own your vibes.

Workspace:

You can have what you want but maybe not quite now, bb. This month you may be feeling stuck and seeing more of what you don’t have instead of what you do. Take a minute to revisit the path you’ve taken with school or work, and own what you’ve accomplished or figured out about yourself. You’re off-course, but there’s a bigger picture to consider; the time of reassessing is here so that you perfect your picture of what you want to do and get more willing to actually do it.

Love:

How you love is as important as who you love, Scorpio. Instead of focusing your energies on your crush or your honey, turn your viewfinder on yourself. You’ve been letting your anxieties get the better of you, and it’s making you see and feel things in a skewed way. Feeling low changes your perspective, so strive to hit a higher ground before you jump to any conclusions. Take a minute away from your love life and do you. Find your center before you go trying to bring your love life to the next level.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

I know it sounds weird, but this month is a great time to work on your flexibility and dexterity. You don’t need to be a Yoga Hoser to take the time to work out what your Mama gave you. Stretching your body is not only good for your physical self; it creates spaciousness in your mind and heart too. Find your center spiritually by working your core, physically. Pilates, belly dancing, or any kind of fitness training that teaches you how to isolate and engage your center will give you mad holistic strength this month.

Social Scene

From the 23rd through the 13th, you’re likely to be dealing with some heavy anxiety crap, either from bishes acting foolish or you feeling upset or out of balance with what’s going on. Either way your work is the same: breathe. You’re working out deep themes about your place in the world through your friendships, but that doesn’t mean that things are as dire for your fam as they are for you. Pace yourself through your feels so that you don’t see calamity where it isn’t.

Workspace:

It may have felt like you were treading water the past few months, working hard but not really getting ahead. Now that Mars has moonwalked outta your sign, the spell is broken, and the energy is there to help you further your ambitions, ‘Tarius -- so get to work! While you’re unlikely to see immediate results, from the 28th of May through to August, you’re in a productive period to set down roots. Don’t shy away from working hard and taking risks. You’ve got this.

Love:

There’s big feels up this month, so watch out for full Moon crazy vibes on the 21st to kick off Gem Season. This Moon will bring to surface whatever you’ve been harboring in your heart, so don’t be surprised if things get real. You’re in an awesome time to meet someone new on the 4th with the new Moon, but you’re only likely to make deep connections, so if you’re trying to keep things casual, you should chill with friends that day. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, you can make your relationship more satisfying by simply choosing to show up, ready and willing.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

Treat your bod like your bff and buy it some presents and ask it what it wants to do today. Stop being a bully and passing judgments on yourself, Cappy. There’s no good that’ll come from being a jerk, so your challenge this season is to motivate yourself through kindness. Find one thing that you heart about your body or that you value about your health every day all of Gemini season. You may be surprised at how much is gained by a positive and abundant attitude, my love.

Social Scene

Your friends may be helly weird from the 23rd-13th but that’s their business. If bishes be basic, don’t take it so personally that you turn basic too! Try compassion instead of assumptions when dealing with your fam, even if it seems they’re being weird at you instead of around you. This is a great period to get a witches’ circle going and to get mad woo with your homies. You know what they say: a crew that seeks universal truths together, slays together.

Workspace:

Success is not a static destination that you reach and then get to forevermore chill at. It’s a creative junction with choices and the need for adjustments and your continued investment, bb. Your creative potential is tight, Capricorn, so don’t get too comfortable right before the good stuff kicks in. Realign yourself with the clarity of what you wanna do and how you wanna do it this month. You’re not going to get where you wanna be alone. Baller plans require baller players, so be especially open to collaborations that are creative and inspiring. As your goals mature, so will your ability to enjoy them.

Love:

You’re not known as the most emo sign in the zodiac, so when you go through deep feels, it can throw you off your game. Don’t let anxious thinking replace vulnerable feels. Who you want to be in your relationships is up in the air for you, and that’s not a comfortable place to be. Don’t process with your crush before you work out your thoughts with your Dear Diary or your BFF. You can make things worse by trying to “fix” them too soon. Figure out your needs and limits before you do anything else, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18 

Body Matters:

The impact that worry has on you is totally physical. What you feel like in your bod shapes your whole outlook and attitude, which impacts how you act, which influences others, and lays the groundwork for how they treat you. It’s a lot. If there’s stuff that you’re worried about, deal with it now, Aquarius. Support yourself through the day to day of your issues, even (especially) when things feel insurmountable and impossible. Decide to be a doer this month.

Social Scene

Chances are good that people are not out to get you and that there isn’t a secret brigade of haters hiding in the bushes. You may be feeling a bit paranoid, but I’m happy to report that it’s all in your head. Instead of feeding the dank fears that’re swimming in your head, try looking for the best. Chanel all of your ‘I don’t knows’ into possibility and opportunity. Meet new people, and put yourself out there with your old homies. You need the love and like that only a true bish can give you.

Workspace:

You’re on the cusp of figuring it out, Aquarius, and you don’t need patience as much as you need confidence. Believe in yourself enough to dream up what you want your life to look like. If your job is a boner, it’s OK – you can leave. Maybe not right away, but for sure eventually. Make plans to get to the place you wanna be, even if you’re hecka far from it now. The next several months will help you to understand how you got where you are and give you insights into what to do/not to do to get to the next playing level.

Love:

If you love with conditions, is it really love? I mean, it doesn’t seem on the surface that you’re being conditional; but you might actually be, Aquarius, and that just sucks. If you give to your honey and then a few days later are frustrated that they haven’t responded the way you were wanting, that’s a sign that you’re getting caught up in the strings that you’ve attached to your crush. Allow things to develop in their own space and time and for people to be different from you. Leave the passive aggressive games at the door, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

It’s not enough for everyone else to see how beautiful and strong you are, Pisces, you need to be able to own it yourself. This month the space between how you see yourself and how others see you is hella up. You have some old, and weirdly self-depreciating ideas about yourself that have got to go. Take the time to look at yourself, seriously look at yourself. Don’t inspect, or judge, or fix; just see yourself at this moment for what you are. Treat yourself as you would a friend or a stranger, my love. Show yourself kindness as you meet the you that you’ve become. 

Social Scene

On the 4th there’s gonna be a sad little new Moon that’s likely to make you feel like hiding under the covers. If you do it, bring your Dear Diary or get on chat with your bestie to help you process your feels and not just hide from the world. From May 23 through June 13th the planets will be wreaking havoc on your gentle continence, and you will need your crew to hold you up or give you some space. There’s no shame in needing a break, and if your fam has your back, they’ll pop the corn and help you watch X-Files reruns till you’re ready for the world again. Ask for what you need this month, bae.

Workspace:

If you can get comfortable with being in an uncertain place, this month can be really inspiring on the work front. You’re ready for change but not sure which direction is going to best help you grow versus what will just be more effort with very little payoff. Don’t get so caught up in seeking your destination that you miss out on experiencing your path in the here and now, Pisces. You’re gonna find the answer you’re itching for when you least expect it. 

Love:

OMG: So. Many. Feels.

Don’t rush to conclusions this month, pisces, because your emotions are on high; and you don’t have enough 411 to know what you really think yet. Trust your heart instincts, but don’t imagine that it’s all you need to make good choices. Let things play out before you do anything drastic, and in the meantime, be kind to your sweet, sweet heart. Let love in all of its forms -- even the tiniest tendernesses and smallest embraces -- transform you.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

You can’t control how you feel, but you can work on how you take care of those feels. There’s this way that your body is like a container for all of your experiences, your emotions, and your dreams. That’s all good when things are going your way, but when you hit potholes, your bod can go down with you. Find healthy ways of channeling your feelings this season, or you may end up stuck and frustrated. There’s a serious risk that your frustrations will take hold in your bod if you aren’t careful, so make time and energy for shaking your helpless, hopeless feels out. Running, walking, or any form of booty shaking will do.

Social Scene

You’re finding yourself, and it’s having a big impact on your fam times. Instead of looking at the bishes you lurv to validate what you are, you need to just own it, Aries. This Mars retrograde has you all amped up; and if you try to funnel all those vibes at people, they’re likely to respond poorly. Do some deep digging as you look at what’s motivating you in your relationships. You’re lovely, and if you could trust that more, it’d be easier to be straightforward with your squad about where you’re at and what you need.

Workspace:

Don’t overdo it! Opportunity is really just a test in how well you know yourself; not everything that is good is good for you, and ya can’t do all the things, all at once. This season, but especially from 5/8 onwards, you may feel itchy to say yes before you have all the 411 without realistically considering whether you can follow through. Only take on what you think you can do well, and that won’t cost you more than it’s worth, bb. Mercury is Retrograde from the 28th onwards, making it extra easy for you to miss the fine print. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

Love:

If you don’t know you, it’s hard to let other people close enough to form their own theories without getting all mixed up. There’s a tension between your need to do you and your not wanting to be alone. This is unlikely to be a completely easy time with love, but don’t worry, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna bad. Be willing to work for what you want, Aries. The better you know yourself, the easier it’ll be to have the right kind of boundaries with your crushes. Don’t be shy of processing your feels with your bae, Aries.

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

You’re perfect and gorgeous and it’s your damn birthday, so turn it out! Embrace the difference between fun and just busy, Taurus. You’ve got to know yourself to love yourself, kween. Stretch out them muscles to know where your body is at. There are helluv planets in your sign this season, which is awesome, but in the mix of all that Taurian goodness is the dreaded Mercury Retrograde in your sign. Speak your truth and watch out for your throat and lung health, Birthday BB.

Social Scene

The bishes you run with are helly important. Be open to big changes in your friendships because they’re likely to be for the better this month. Keeping up with the status quo might make you feel chill, but it won’t make things better. If you’re willing to get genuine with your homies, you’ll be able to make those connections deeper and satisfying for all. Show up as your realest self with your crew so that you can deal with things as they really are. In the big picture, there’s nothing but an upside to that, Taurus.

Workspace:

With Mars and Mercury Retrograde this month, it’d be easy to mess up what you say with what you do or visa versa. Walk your talk, Taurus. If you can’t make promises, then don’t. Be very careful with your words, and don’t jump to conclusions; or you may find that you’ve got yourself in an unexpected shit show while just trying to evade some lesser shit. You’re likely to not have all the info that you need to make an informed decision, so be a data collector, a Veronica Mars of work and pleasure if you will. Just do you, boo.

Love:

The full Moon in your house of partnership on the 21st is a great time to get lost in fantasizing about your intentions, so stay on the lookout for your feels inexplicably shifting about your relationships. This will be a great time to review what you’ve experienced (or not) over the past year and how you feel about it. It may be a good idea to put off executing any plans until after Mercury finishes its Moonwalk through the heavens on the 21st, but it’s a great time to tighten up your vision for what you want. If you’ve met a new cutie that you wanna put in your pocket, that’s all good; just don’t make any proclamations of love until the end of your season, Taurus.

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Your body totally matters to me, Twin Star; does it matter to you? If you live so much in your head that you don’t notice much about your body beyond how it looks, health issues can get out of control. Take a time out from your business on the 21st, and check in with your health. Are you tired? When was the last time you flossed your teeth? Do you breathe – I mean it; are you breathing right now? Get back to basics and tend to your foundations so that they can really hold you up, lover.

Social Scene

Be brave, bb. Your squad is made up of bishes, and some of them are giving you the sads. Don’t try to pretend you’re cool with things, or whinge about people behind their backs. Your ruling planet is Retrograde this month, and it’s a great time to introspect on your feels about friends. Figure out what’s true for you. Be authentic because realness is never a mistake, even when it’s not what you want it to be. You may have to confront some uncomfortable stuff, but you and your homies will be better for it in the end.

Workspace:

Boundaries are annoying because in order to say yes to some things, you’ve gotta say no to others. The choices you make this season could end up feeling really overwhelming for you if you’re not careful. You have limits that you need to respect and honor, even if it’s a total boner. Feel your feels but don’t obsess on them, bae. You’ve got big picture goals to remember, so don’t let the small stuff get you down. Balance your needs with your wants, even if your needs have to win out a little this month.

Love:

With retrograde Mars doing it’s Moonwalk in your relationship house, you may find yourself feeling helly irritated by the babes you like or love, or possibly motivated to connect with people. In either case you’ve gotta be careful that you aren’t so agro that you push fools away. Read the room, Gem. Don’t start something that the other person is clearly not here for. Love, like, and lurv are partnered dances; you’ve gotta respond to people’s moves and match your partners pace sometimes. Don’t waste this energy by forcing things this month.

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You’re FAF, and knowing it doesn’t make you conceited or braggy. You get to love on yourself and enjoy your sweet, sweet bod, Moonchild. You don’t get extra points in life for being a martyr and keeping yourself small. Own your glorious, sexy, smart, and stylie self. Choose to nurture a self-esteem that feels good, even if your habit is to shit-talk yourself. There’s no other person to be than you, and there’s no other moment to accept than this one. Cultivating inner peace will set the stage for a loving relationship to your mortal coil, mama.

Social Scene

If you focus on what you’re worried about, you’ll end up feeling helly defensive; and that’ll create all kinds of other problems for you than the ones you’re focusing on. How you do you is your only job, so if bishes are rude, it’s on you to figure out if you need to stand up for yourself, bounce, or ignore it. What you don’t need is to understand where your homies are coming from, or what their secret motive is. Just figure your own self out. The new Moon on the 6th is a great time to reconnect or heal wounds with your squad, so do your homework leading up to then, puppy.

Workspace:

The needs of your ego are not the same as your real needs, but it’d be easy to pattern your life after them if you’re not careful. You’ve been caught up on playing out roles that you’ve actually long outgrown. Use your ego to remind you that you’re cool, but don’t be a slave to it. You’re so emo and you need peace, not just power. Use this Mercury Retrograde (April 28th - May 22nd) to figure out what the right balance is and how you’re gonna make it happen. Introspection is a passive seeming phase of development, but it’s deadass important this season.

Love:

Love is an action, and when people say that they love you but act hella shady, it’s not enough (or at least it shouldn’t be). Being romanced is tight, but it’s not enough either. You need compatibility, chemistry, and shared values; and if you settle for less, you’re gonna feel dank. There’s no way around it. Instead of obsessing on the details, take a step back and check out the big picture. Honor your feels by being loyal to them instead of to your hopes, or what you’re projecting onto your crush or situation. There’s no better time than now to learn how to love yourself through the power of your choices, lover.

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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

The body is a mystery. It does helluv things that are fascinating, creepy, and certainly weird. When you lie to yourself, get anxious, or ignore its needs , you create unintended consequences that shift the solid ground from underneath you. Practice staying present and saying yes to your body’s needs in the face of your tendency to check out this month, love. You’re an excellent actor but what’s that get you? The answer is: stuck. You may look Gucci, but that’s not enough. Prioritize how you feel on the inside over all else, Leo.

Social Scene

You don’t have to apologize for who you are or where you’re at, Leo. That said, your fam doesn’t have to like what you’re doing or how. This is a complicated time for you ‘cause you have some deep choices to make. Stop worrying so much about what other people think, and try to honor what’s up for you. If your life choices cause friction between you and your homies, your only job is to figure out if you’ve outgrown them or if you just see things differently. Be open to help in all forms it comes in.

Workspace:

There’s so much energy in your career house this season, and you can use it to get shit did IRL or to drive yourself crazy, Leo. You don’t need to be starting from your ideal place. Wherever you’re at right now is fine. Your big work now is to make peace with your starting place so that you can come up with a tight plan for getting to where you wanna be. In order to make omelets, you have to crack a few eggs, kitten. Just be careful about this Mercury Retrograde, and be on guard against getting your wires crossed. Communicate direct and clear, even when you can only say that you’re not sure yet.

Love:

This is likely to be a hella emo time for you because the Moon is up in your business this Taurus season. Be on the lookout for intense vibes from the 11th through the 16th, especially if someone new enters your life around the 6th. Love and passion can transform your life or distract you in the most spectacular ways. Make choices that support your whole life instead of just your vag. If you let a person in your life, they should be an improvement, not a drain on you, no matter how fire they are.

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

If you’re not feeling yourself, you can call in some serious reinvention juju, just don’t do it out of self-hate or bad vibes, Virgo. How you present yourself is a huge part of your identity and obvi a big part of how people see you, but it’s not the most important part of you (I hope for your sake!). Take the heaviness out of your style in favor of playfulness. Change up your steeze so that you feel more frisky and comfortable in your own skin. You’re a magician, and you need to start acting like it, Virgo.

Social Scene

Between the new Moon on the 6th and some deep and growth-oriented Pluto action from the 11th-16th, this is a great time for getting real with your homies. Don’t shy away from people this month, even if that’s more in your comfort zone. You’re on call to prioritize your personal needs with your profesh ones, and part of that is not only about reaching out, it’s about showing up to deal with what’s up for you. You’ll get what you put out, so take some chances on your crew, puppy.

Workspace:

Don’t let this Mars Retrograde distract you. There’s a bigger picture than the one you can see right now, and if you get caught in the details (as you do), you’ll end up feeling stuck and terrible, Virgo. Take the slow road because if you’re the tortoise, you’ll be able to sustain whatever you start; but if you pull moves like the hare, you’ll wind yourself before you get very far. Don’t get mad about your situation; get serious and get it did, ma.

Love:

The best way to mess things up in your love life is to be guarded. I’m not saying you shouldn’t stand up for yourself when you have to, but stop it with the excuses and creating stories that allow you to describe what’s happening without taking emo responsibility for what you feel. Fights can erupt this season, but be careful of what you say ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back. Own your shit without the old defenses, so you can get what you want instead of just hold onto what you’ve got.

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Get hella selfish this month. Take care of your body by listening to it and giving it what it needs. It’s too easy to distract away from your feels when you’re not paying real attention to your senses, but it’s a mistake. Your feels live in your bod, and your bod lives in the now. Get present, even if that ends up slowing you down and pointing you away from others. If it takes a lot of effort to drop into your emotions, take it as a sign that you should for sure do it now.

Social Scene

You don’t need to know how things are going to work out, or even why they feel the way they do. What you need is a self-care regimen in your relationships that supports you in being your best self. Try not to make any permanent decisions this Taurus season, and especially during Mercury Retrograde. You may not feel like you can talk things out with your fam, but that won’t last forever. Get honest about your feels beneath your feels, and figure out what to do with them later.

Workspace:

Everything is fine, Libra, just fine. If you want them to be The Legit, you need to get serious about your goals, bb. You’ve been coasting, and there are pros and cons to it, love. If you don’t want your professional life or your education to be the biggest part of your world, then continue on as you were. If you’ve been lowkey blocked, then it’s time to tighten up your game. Let go of the fears and negative beliefs that you’ve been clinging to. They’re keeping you more stuck than safe, Kitty Kat.

Love:

There’s a huge difference between guilt and humility: one is kinda self-obsessing and the other is not. You have got to let go of returning back to your feels over and over so much that you’re not actually responding to bishes needs. It’s doing no one any good if you are a stressed-out freak, and it feels hella basic. Get to a centered place inside of yourself before you process your love life, Libra. Accept your part, for better or worse, and move on. Living in the past is a good way to recreate it.

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

When things don’t go as you’d want them to, it’s easy to get all riled up; and in the case of this month, that’ll make you feel tired AF. Your bod needs a damn break and that’s no joke. Take time to lovingly recharge yourself in between all the things you’ve gotta do. There’s only so much you can carry without dropping something; put your whole entire burden down and take a break, Scorpio. From that place you can see through your anxieties and get yourself together.

Social Scene

If your friends don’t live on the level you wanna be on, it becomes harder and harder to get there. Your fam can inspire you, or you can slip into BS jealousies that make you feel dank and dumb. Don’t fall for it! There’s enough room for everyone to succeed, and isn’t it way better if your squad slays? If your homies are wasting their energies in basic business, you don’t need to act like you’re down with it; hold your bishes up and let them do the same for you.

Workspace:

It’s Mercury Retrograde time and that means you’ve gotta make a list a check it twice. It sounds like Christmas, but really it’s Taurus time, which can make you feel hella taxed as you struggle to get everything done on the material plane. Don’t make any major impulse buys this month because you need to keep your resources for investing into school or work. Commit to acting based on your values this month, and future you will thank you for it.

Love:

Everything is happening in your partnership house this month, which is awesome for you. Take chances that fill you up, Scorpio, because they’re likely to work out! The only downside is that all change comes with unintended consequences. Be flexible with people, and they’re more likely to do the same for you. This can be a time for big breakthroughs in your love life, so be open to your heart expansions. Let the right bishes in, lover. Show all the way up even when it’s vulnerable and scary this month.

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

Sleep is the dance floor upon which your subconscious mind does the Nae Nae, my friend. It’s essential to get good rest ‘cause that’s where your inner mind works things out and gestates your hopes and fears. Start a dream journal to help you hear what these voices are trying to tell you. The subconscious speaks in a language that’s visual and symbolic instead of literal, so Google the meanings to all the big themes you’re seeing in your nightlife to make sense of it all. It’s a great time to invest in new sheets or PJs that are loaded up with the right kind of symbols and colors. #pizza

Social Scene

If you’re willing to shake things up, you can improve your platonic love life by leaps and bounds this month. There’s more than one way of having a rich love life, so look to your friendships to find people who know and love you, ‘Tari. Take your fam out on friend dates, tell them how much you love them, and mend any fences that’ve gotten broken. Having a balanced life always includes making quality time for the bishes who hold you up.

Workspace:

There’s a lot to tend to this month, and it’s on you to maintain it. The new Moon on the 6th is an awesome time to start something new, whether it’s a job search, new habits at work, or just realigning with your choice to do what you’re doing for now. On the 8th the Saturn square to Jupiter kicks back in, giving you a tension between what you need and what you want. Since Mars is Retrograde in your sign, I encourage you to make sure getting what you long for doesn’t come at the expense of what you must have.

Love:

With two heavy hitters Moonwalking in your sign, you’re likely to feel hella The Strange this month (although to be honest it’ll be going on for months). It’s time to get hella deep, lover. Check in with what’s driving you towards your wants. You can attract all kinds of luv experiences now, but is that what you want? If you’ve been pushing away real love, now’s your chance to understand and unhook why. It’s easy to attract a change of scenery but real change is on you, ‘Tarius.

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 Body Matters:

The lie that people tell about your sign is that you’re patient. You are helly impatient when it comes to day to day living but play a good long game. Your health is requiring you to adopt a better attitude, Cappy. You can obsess on wanting longer hair all you want, but it’ll grow as slow as it chooses, and there’s little you can do about it but to be patient! Don’t freak out, just make a plan and pace yourself through it, kitten.

Social Scene

GURL. You can keep on giving and giving but it’s turning you into a damn thief. Stop robbing yourself of the chance to let your homies know you. You’ve been giving so much that you’re feeling empty and sad, and it’s time to reign it in. the thing that isn’t clear is whether your friends are asking you for too much or if you’ve just developed some shut down habits with your crew. Either way your job is the same; set some limits and when it’s time to show up, do it for reals.

Workspace:

You’re on the right track, even if it feels like it’s taking forever to get there. Make it your goal to remove added stress from you job. You’ve got a plan or at least a path that you’re on. Follow through with your commitments with as chill an attitude as you can master, Cap. The way you approach your work is just about as important as what you actually do this season, so prioritize managing your feels around the unpredictability of your profesh life this month.

Love:

Relationships are up this season, whether you’re in one or not. How you respond to something new entering your life will be super important as things are coming towards you this month. Your challenge is to not be so strategic! Try flowing with what you feel instead of following through with your agenda. Whether change is coming within your relationship or there’s someone new coming your way, be your most receptive and present self, lover.

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 Body Matters:

When you fight yourself, there’s no winning that’s possible, no matter what happens. Self-acceptance is the foundation to everything, lover, and your physical existence is no exception to that. Don’t compare yourself to what other people look like or what you used to look like. You’re you. The you that you are now needs love and kindness, not bullying phone calls from inside the house. Be your own best friend this Taurus season, and commit to the radical act of loving the skin you’re in.

Social Scene

Your roommates may bug the living heeze outta ya if you’re not clear as a bell, my friend. Don’t expect your fam to give you what you need if you haven’t told them what that is. You’re changing and it’s important to share the fun, the dank, and the lovely of it with people. Share the peace you’ve been feeling on your own with the pals you’ve mainly been sharing your woes with. If you bring something new to your friends, you’ll enjoy how they respond this Taurus season.

Workspace:

The full Moon on the 21st is a great time to get it together, Water Bearer. You don’t need to do anything out in the world, but you have some stirrings that are jumbled up and making you crazy. If you’ve been feeling uncertain about your work or your professional path it’s time to pour out the contents of your purse and sort through that mess. Even if you’re not sure how things are playing out, own what you ultimately want for yourself and let go of the inhibitions that make you feel like ya can’t have it.

Love:

From the 11th-16th watch out, because you’re gonna be packing heat, Aquarius. Those may be days when you’re hella feeling yourself or when you get lots of good attention, but it can go even deeper than that. Decide what you want and go for it. You want to Netflix and chill with someone? Make it happen. But if you want to feel seen by the person you’re getting sweaty with, don’t settle for less than that. Make choices that make you joyous, lover.

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 Body Matters:

You’re a powerful person and your body is a GD miracle. A miracle! Trust the strength and resiliency of your physical self to have enough energy to get you through whatever you’re coping with. The troubles you’re cycling through make you wanna jump out of your body and live up in the clouds, but that’s a missed opportunity, Pisces. Your physical self is a resource that can help you feel more centered, grounded, and ready. Don’t miss out on your most accessible tool, just because you forgot you were carrying it round with you, pal.

Social Scene

If you’ve lied or been lied to, this month will pop that sucker out into the open; so keep your side of the road clean, Pisces. Mercury is retrograde and that has a funny way of returning lost things, including the truth. This is a great time for sipping on bougie cock/mocktails (ladies choice) with your friends. you may be feeling more one-on-one time instead of squad times, so don’t fight it. Heart-to-hearts and tender times close to home will fill you up this season, Pisces.

Workspace:

From May 8th through June 7th you’re on serious call to follow through. Find the balance point between your wants and needs, or strive to correct any way you’ve fallen out of step with your goals. How you manage your feels around getting things done is everything in this period. No matter what, you have choice; and while you can’t necessarily choose to quit your job or have a better boss, you can focus on the benefit of the compromises that you’re making so that they don’t get you so down.

Love:

This Mars retrograde will bring up passion for you, and that could be awesome or awful, depending on how honest you’ve been lately. If you’ve been repressing anger or frustration with your bae, it’s likely to leak out of you or make you feel super uninterested in physical intimacy. Don’t try to shove down the truth because it won’t go away. Be brave and proactive with your loves; and if you don’t have one, don’t hide from love, like, or fun. If you put yourself out there, something will happen this month, so be brave, my fishy friend.

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💎 Aries Season March 21-April 19, 2016

Your Aries Season (3/21-4/19) forecast written originally for Oyster

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Happy Birthday, Baby! Your body grows another year older, and don’t get it twisted: that’s a true-blue good thing. Your worth deepens as you grow, so don’t let any dank ideas about ‘youth being the only way to be relevant’ mess your mind. Bless this body for all the weird-ass miracles it performs on the regular, Aries. Embrace your physical self as it is right now, and love it unconditionally, like it’s your GD job. Buy yourself some pretty this month, but only do it ‘cause it’s fun, not because you need it. You’re here and you’re perfect as is. Be your own bae, birthday babe.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There are likely to be changes with your fam this month, but they’ve not necessarily got to do with you. Don’t take it personally when your friends change, even if you don’t understand where they’re coming from. Let your homies go through what they’re going through without making it about you (even though you are the center of the Universe, of course!). Be especially careful not to pick fights and keep your Judgey Cap off your precious head on the 18th when the new Moon in your sign brings your feels to the surface. Show your pals patience, ma.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

This season is all about you figuring out how to execute your goals. How much effort is too much, and what’s not enough? You’ve got to know yourself well enough to answer that question in a way that can only be right for you. You could try to wing it right now and get pretty far, but you won’t be able to sustain your success. Make a plan that works for you, even if it’s only written with broad strokes, bae. Be especially open to sudden insights or new opportunities from the 31st-5th.

Love:

The Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd in your opposite sign is here to help you deepen your relationships, but you may be tempted to go the other direction, too. You can fake your happiness, but all you’re doing is going to bed in an organized but filthy house. Even if realness brings up hard shit, it shouldn’t be avoided, lover. Confront your feels in relationships with care and kindness because you can only bring healing to realness. It would be a colossal waste of your energy to be anything but true to yourself on the 5th through 11th; be brave in the face of your heart’s yearnings.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get your witchy ways on, and embrace color therapy this Aries season. Whether your vibe is Goth, club kid, or normcore doesn’t matter; wear colors that up your vibrations, Taurus. March is likely to find you hella sensi in your heart and bod, so employ subtle helpers wherever you can. Be especially wise about your diet, and eat in ways that make you feel good here and now. Don’t starve or stuff yourself because those actions will only be distractions from you tending to the most important relationship you’re in – the one between you and your own happiness.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

March may find you wanting to hide under the covers, but April will be way more fun, Taurus. If you are feeling more private and more like spending time with Twinkies and Netflix than your squad, don’t worry about it, love. After the 5th when Mercury enters your sign, you’re likely to be feeling your friends; so be patient with yourself if you need a break from everyone for a few weeks. The difference between ghosting and taking some me-time is communication; when you need a break from the people you love, do what God intended and send emojis liberally, <insert angel emoji here>.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Life has infinite possibilities, and you alone are on the hook for what you choose to do with yours. What you spend your time doing matters, Taurus, and it shapes you. What are you doing? For really? Are you going through the motions or punching the clock with what you think you ‘should’ be doing? If you don’t find meaning in either the big picture or the day-to-day execution of your work life, things get old pretty quickly. Change your attitude, or change your ways this month, bb.

Love:

The days leading up to the Lunar Eclipse on the 23rd will be easy ones to get confused on. Be weary of idealizing people to the point that you’re unwilling to see them for who they are. Fantasies can be fun, but they lead you in the wrong direction, which can be helly demoralizing. Let your relationships develop in their own time, and let fools reveal themselves to you. Party responsibly this month, and only say what you for sure mean ‘cause once it’s out there, you can’t take it back, Taurus.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Be wary of coasting, Twin Star. You can get so in your head that you totally forget to take care of your body. It’s Aries season, and that means that things are moving quickly; you’re totally capable of keeping up, but you shouldn’t self-sabotage in order to do it. Make sure you’re tending to your basics – that means breathing through stress, sleeping enough, and drinking enough water. If you forego self-care, it won’t make sense to hang with others. Put your needs first, Gem.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The Lunar Eclipse is happening in your social house and gurl, it’s on. Find yourself when you end up in the chaos of other people’s feels and BS, and don’t let go. Your relationships are not only important to your happiness, but they’re also a big reflection on you. Who you roll with and how you take on the rights and responsibilities of friendship is important, so you better make sure it’s on point. No matter what you do, there will be consequences; make sure you’re willing to sleep in the bed you’re lying in, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You may find that you’re easily distracted these days, and that bites.

Procrastination is your enemy this month, but if you wage a full-on war against it, you’ll end up whinging on the couch about how hard everything is. What you need is a reason, boo. Take a time-out so you can get reconnected with what motivates you. If you’re clear about where you want to be in the big picture (or failing that, if you know where you wanna steer clear of), then you can make sure that your clarity is driving you to follow through. Bullying yourself won’t get it done, so kill your to-do list with kindness, Twin Star.

Love:

Whether you’re burning to tell someone you’re feeling them, or you’re ready to say SSYN (sayonara, see you never), it’s time to make it happen. Speak up for your heart’s truth this month, or you’re likely to find yourself feeling defensive. If you don’t deal with the truth, then the consequences of how stuck that makes you feel are on you. Pushy, passionate Mars is in your relationship house; and it wants you to go and do. Courage isn’t about brawn alone; it requires a full heart. Honor yours outta your head and IRL.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

With Mars is in your health house this month, you have all the energy you need to get ‘er did. If you were ever gonna pick up a new sport or workout routine, now’s a great time to do it because you’ll be able to feel the results straightaway. I challenge you to a daily dance-off for the whole of Aries season – try and get a few songs in every day. If you’re too sedentary, you’re likely to feel hella agitated and even accident-prone, so channel what your mama gave you with some damn feeling, Moonchild.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your squad may have thinned out lately, and only you can say if that’s a bad thing or not. Look at your friendships this month. Have you been picking the right people to trust, and if not, why? To see your relationships clearly, you first have to be able to see yourself clearly. If you keep on investing in bishes that’re fun but that you don’t trust, you’ll keep on shutting down and feeling lonely. Invest in the kind of connections that do more than look good on the surface, bae.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Be on the lookout for major insights and revelations about your calling this month. There’s a larger purpose to what you do with this beautiful life, and how you respond to that is everything. From the 4th-9th and also with the new Moon on the 18th , there are likely to be meaningful clues to where to go or highlights on what’s standing in your way, Moonchild; and these will come to you through other people. Don’t let your insecurities make you feel threatened by other people’s successes – there’s enough fire to go around. Get inspired by others; don’t compete with them for what you think they have over you.

Love:

This lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a hella deep one, Cancer. The opportunity here is that you regain a deeper, more meaningful balance than you’ve had in your relationships by going for a deeper mutual understanding. The risk is that you let this chance pass you by, by glossing over things that’re unpleasant. Love is filthy, and if you’re not willing to get messy with it, you’re not really in the game, bae. Make no mistake that it’s your own patterns that’re on parade; tend to them wisely.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

If you’ve been dancing with a bad habit, the new Moon on the 18th is an excellent time to quit it, Leo. The stuff you do on the day-to-day matters; it trains your body and your mind, and sets the tone for what’s real in your life. Stop spending so much time in a virtual world and start being more in your sweet, sweet body, BB. Bodies are weird and wonderful and need helluv love and support to stay awesome. Be a buddy to your body by watching what you put into it this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Whatever’s been swept under the rug from late last September is coming back up for you to properly deal with it. You can’t ghost your problems any more, especially if that means ghosting your friends. Stand up and deal with your relationships instead of running away from things just ‘cause they’re dank. If you’ve chosen people that’re bad for you, look at what you were getting out of that choice. If you’ve got the best crew, but there’s some unresolved issues, deal with them. Be humble about your part and compassionate towards your homies this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The balance between what you love and what you need is up for grabs, Leo. Instead of choosing your creative happiness over your security (or vice versa), try to adopt a strategy that allows for both. From the 21st-5th your desire to have it all might actually get in the way of the flow of abundance; strive to get real about what you need as a baseline to support what you want, lover. Once done, from the 5th onwards is a great time to network your sweet buns off. Enlist support with your well-laid plans.

Love:

Take a chance on love. You can’t know what’s gonna happen next, even if you’re sure AF. The kinds of risks that are well-taken are the kinds where you don’t have hella evidence already that things won’t go your way. If your bae is always lying, stop expecting them to magically start being truthful. Instead, it’s on you to change what you want or to starting holding out for someone better. If you’re trying to find a new boo, just make sure you’ve let go of the old one first, or you’ll be creating a self-fulfilling prophesy that sucks balls.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When your thoughts are racing, you’re in the past or the future. The thing about the body is that it can’t time travel like your mind or even your heart does. When you’re not here in the present, it’s like you’ve abandoned your bod to fend for itself; and that only makes things harder on you. Take time every day this month to seriously just breathe and be here. Accept your present, even if it’s unpleasant or you feel distracted. Supporting your physical self will lay a foundation for your whole self to thrive, lover.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This lunar Eclipse is gonna highlight what you care about, so pay attention to what comes up on the 23rd. What you value is super important; if your life doesn’t add up to reflect your principles, you’ll feel empty. Even if things look good from the outside, this isn’t the time to fake at your own happiness, Virgo. Own your truth, and use that 411 to help you make the right decisions. When things get weird, lean on your crew to help you make sense of it all this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can totally get what you want, but it’ll cost ya. Don’t put off the hard work of getting your shit together just because it requires you to give up some fun stuff, Virgo. You may get the sads from the consequences of some of the choices you’re having to make, but if you follow through with your commitments, it’ll be totally worth it. Live up to your potential and build your empire like the boss you are.

Love:

From the 21st-23rd you’re likely to have some serious love-goggles on. Follow your heart, but not to just any wacky destination. Love and like without compatibility and shared values will end up backfiring, Virgo. Make sure you’re demanding more than potential from your love life because you deserve high-quality loving, my friend. What you give paves the road for what you’ll receive, but it won’t change a dog into a cat; do your best and accept the limitations of your relationships this month.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

It’s time to go the extra mile, Libra. You’re in need of some radical self-acceptance, and you’re the only person who can serve that slice of hells-yes to your self. Embrace your bod, wherever you’re at with it, however it feels, and whatever it looks like. Acceptance is not complacency, and if you have it, it doesn’t mean that you’ll get stuck in one spot. By owning where you’re starting from, you can make kind and realistic goals to get where you wanna go. How you treat yourself is of the utmost importance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

There’s helluv emo energies running through you this Aries season with the lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 23rd and the new Moon in your opposite sign on the 18th. You’re likely to be feeling all kinds of feels, and that’s just part of the process of being a person. Embrace your emotions so that you can cope with them, Libra. Your friends are available to hold you up, but it’s on you to ask for the help. Give your girls a chance to be a friend.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

It may be hard to get things done this season but especially in March. You may be easily distracted by your personal life, so here’s a pro tip for showing up for work, even when you don’t wanna: let service motivate you. With Neptune firmly stationed in your house of work, you’re likely to be wondering what the point of it all is. When in doubt, find the part of what you do that is of service to people or the planet, and focus on that, lovely Libra.

Love:

Your relationship house is jam-packed this month, and that means lots of heartfelt action for you. Get deep with love, Libra. In the wise words of Drake, “You should just be yourself. Right now, you're someone else”. Show up for your bae as you are, and not just as you wanna be seen. The relationships you’ll have when you’re being all accommodating instead of being real will lead you to the same brick wall you’ve sat at before. There’s a huge amount of potential in your life, but it’s on you to show for it, stunner.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

Get weird with some rituals this month, Scorpio. On 23rd’s lunar Eclipse get witchy and write down all parts of your relationship to your body that are destructive and have got to go. Put them all together and tear them to shreds; the point is to own your shitty attitudes so that you can really let them go. On the new Moon on the 18th , take it to the next level by writing a letter to your body to tell it how much you love it. Don’t forget to list all the ways! Your body is capable of so much – make sure your mind knows it, ma.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

The balance between your squad times and all the stuff you need to get done is a little off, lover. You need to get yourself together, and from the 21st-5th is a good time to set some healthy limits. If your friendships are taking you away from handling your responsibilities, you may need to take a small but firm step back so you can manage your business. Your life is nobody’s responsibility but your own, so lay off weird guilt trips – it’s OK to be lowkey out-of-step with your homies for a minute.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

There’s a lot of opportunity out there. The question is whether or not you’re leveraging it. Connect to the human side of your goals, Scorpio. You’re capable and fierce as hell, and everyone knows it too. You don’t need to prove yourself, but no Scorpio is an island; you do need others who are invested in your success, and that’ll only happen if they’re invested in you. Connect with mentors and colleagues to shore up your professional network this month.

Love:

Get your stank on, Scorpio. Enjoy yourself in love and fantasy, but don’t lose yourself there. You may be feeling hella anxious about this part of your life, but it’s not necessary. Instead of feeding upset energy into your crushes or bae times, try to have fun when you can; and when you can’t, have faith enough in tomorrow that you feel OK to hide out with some me-time today. Your fears are worse than your reality, lover.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You may have taken on too much lately, and it’s time to handle your business better. There’s a risk that stress will get you down if you don’t listen to common sense and create more balance, ‘Tarius. Find creative ways to shoulder your workload so that you don’t need to be sick in order to give yourself a break. Schedule in playtime, revel in your sleepy times, and only do what you can in a healthy way. You’re not running out of time, so do what needs to be done with patience and balance this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

This is an excellent time to spend with your fam, ‘Tari. The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is a great time to bring you back together with the people that hold you up. You’re likely to be wanting some cozy time, so don’t be shy to bring your crew to yours to help you bring more creativity and warmth to your home. Host a party at your place, break some bread, and generally connect with your homies. Merge happy home times with pal times this month.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

You can get helluv stuff done if you keep your eyes on the prize this month. The key is to work hard on your goals without alienating others by steamrollering over them or trying to convince them of your perspective. Let others do them and you do you because no matter how much you wanna change hearts and minds, all you’ll end up doing is making bishes feel pushed around. If you wanna inspire people, better to do it through your actions than your words this season.

Love:

The Aries new Moon on the 18th may bring you a new love interest or kick off a new chapter in your sex life (get it, gurl!). Don’t be so fixed on the kind of person you think you ”should” be with that you’re not open to the fools in front of you. Follow your heart, even when it brings you to unexpected places. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, be down to breath new life into your bae times. Plan fun dates, let go of BS, and connect with your boo as a teammate. Don’t go looking for the glory of being “right”; collab hot times with the one you love.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

You can wait for things to change – maybe one day you’ll magically want to eat right, or the idea of stretching before a run will all of a sudden seem like a great use of time, but then again, maybe it won’t. You’ve got to create the very change you want to see in your life, Capitan. You don’t have to be perfect, but you shouldn’t be passive with the changes that you know you need to embrace, either. Take good care of your bod, even if it feels like a bummer to do.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Don’t be a conspiracy theorist, pal. People are most likely not out to get you nor are they saying things behind your back. Don’t assume the worst of your fam, even if communication gets wonky this month. When in doubt, stay out of your bat cave, and reach out to your homies. That means putting yourself out there, even when it feels revealing. There’s nothing worth having that isn’t worth fighting for; put your self on the line for friendship, even when things are awkward.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

The lunar Eclipse on the 23rd is here to help you appreciate how far you’ve come, Cappy. Don’t compare yourself to anyone else, or to any time but now. You’re here and you’ve done a right good job of creating the opportunities you’ve got. By taking the time to stop and smell the roses (really!), you’re actually investing in your career. When you feel good about where you’re at, it’s energizing and can help to get you to where you wanna be next. Make sure the path you’re on promises happiness, or at least something that’ll bring you satisfaction.

Love:

How you like and how you love are a big, fat reflection on you. It’s not possible to be truly generous with a bae when you’re stingy with the self-love. Look for the good in bishes this month, even when you’re old habit of looking for what’s wrong with them vies for your attention. Have faith that you can be in the world of imperfect people and take good care of yourself as a fellow full-time, imperfect person. You don’t need your loves to be flawless – seek healthy, happy, and growing instead.

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel frustrated, it’s easy to wanna say f#ck it and throw in the towel. The problem is that what’s easiest is not always what’s best. Staying present and in your body when you feel dank feels is hard because it’s hella vulnerable, but it’s the right thing to do. Use your bod as a vehicle for channeling your happiness, your frustrations, and whatever else is up for you. You’re not meant to live through your eyes, fingertips, and a screen; shake what the good Lord gave you, Aquarius.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

It’s down to you to be real with your fam. It’s all too easy for you to put your best face on and act like you’re feeling cool when you are in fact feeling meh instead. Find the balance between a solid fake-it-till-you-make-it strategy and being real with the people you trust. Intimacy is built on the truth, so give your peeps the chance to have your back, bb.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Watch your pocketbook at the start of the month ‘cause you’re likely to wanna buy yourself some happy, even when you can’t afford it. Find other ways of feeling good than just what you can buy, puppy. Push yourself to greater heights by working your buns off and saving whatever you can to be spent on things that improve your life, rather than just giving you a fleeting feeling. It’s not just what you do but what you do with what you’ve got that defines you.

Love:

It’s on you to make a move, Sailor. It’s not enough to think about the future -- your future is built on the foundations of today, and what you do right now matters. Get out there into the world and have some damn fun, Aquarius. Enjoy the randomness of flirting and not knowing what comes next. All you gotta do is everything, bae. Live your life by embracing adventure and connection and love. New, wonderful connections can only come to you when you get outta your head and offa your couch.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

 

Outfit Options/ Body Matters:

When you feel crappy is the very best time to set it off, Pisces. Put your wellness first by taking extra good care of your mental health. Whether that means you need to breathe, meditate, or go on a walkabout, the point is that you need to take care of your interior life in order to support your material life. Your body needs you to be a good buddy, bb. You always have free will – use it to make life-affirming choices this month.

Social Scene/ Scene Kween: 

Your friends believe the best in you, so sometimes that means that they don’t know what’s really going on beneath the surface. If you’re feeling drained or upset, your homies won’t know it unless you tell them. Don’t ghost your own self and then tell yourself that others abandoned you, Pisces! Let bishes know it if you’re hiding under the bed and in desperate need of chocolate. If they come running that’s a ‘yay!’ for you, and if not, you’ll at least have something for-reals to be butthurt about.

Workspace/ Reality Bites:

Remember what you came here for, Pisces. You may have to do some dank stuff that you wish you didn’t have to this season, but it’s all for you bigger-picture purpose. Don’t get so caught up in your resistance to getting things done that you make it worse on yourself. Reconnect with your goals, and reaffirm your choices. If you can’t support your commitments anymore, this is a solid time to change course; just don’t do it out of blind reactions. The energy you put in will define the energy you get out.

Love:

So. Many. Feels. The work is to not get caught up in trying to weave a story to explain them away, lover. If you’re feeling sad and don’t know why, you may wanna make it about what your bae is or isn’t doing, or blame it on not having a bae, or convince yourself that you’ll never have what you really want. Don’t do it! Sometimes your feels are just that – feels. Be gentle and kind to yourself, and let the people love you, you loveable beast, you. It’s not easy to go on first dates when you’re looking for the meaning of love, so take your expectations down a notch, and you’ll be fine.

 

XO

💎 Pisces Season Feb. 19-March 20, 2016

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Your Pisces Season (2/19-3/20) forecast written originally for Oyster

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Body Matters:

Listen to your body’s cues, Aries. If you’re feeling restless and agitated in your bod at the start of the month, it’s probably because you’re avoiding coping with things. Whatever you repress or try to hide away from will end up in that precious bod of yours, so be brave enough to make necessary changes, BB. When you have big growth in your life, you inevitably outgrow things; don’t let the tension of change stop you though. Wrap yourself in scarves and invest in luxury sheets if you’ve got to; when your health makes you take a break, you should take it! And if it’s asking you to slow down, then follow suit. Your bod knows what it needs, so don’t be a jerk and ignore it this month.

Social Scene

With Venus in your house of fam and fun times until the 13th, this is a great time for chilling with your squad and enjoying fun times. Your 12th house of introspection and self-reflection is overflowing with activity though, so if you find yourself wanting to be alone and digging deep into your Dear Diary, you shouldn’t resist the pull, Aries. If you indulge your need for a social time-out, you’re likely to reemerge stronger and more confident, so take a break if you need it! Anything you start on the new Moon on the 9th should be a reflection of your deepest emo truth, so don’t let social obligation run you on that day especially.

Reality Bites:

You’ve got to make the most of your opportunities, Aries, ’cause you’re on call to be the boss you are meant to be. Things are coming your way that require you to act; but in order to know what to do, ya gotta know how to define a good opportunity when you see one. Take the time to know yourself this month by thinking about your life in the long-term. Will the things you’re doing now set the stage for where you wanna be in six months? A year? The next four years? And if not, why are you doing it? Don’t be scared to change your mind or make big shifts this month.

Love:

Just be honest; you know how you feel, and you know what it’s taking from you and also what it’s adding to your life. Knowing how you feel is not the same as knowing what you wanna do about it though, and that’s where you seem stuck, lover. Whether you’re a hooked up hooker or you’re trying to make a play, now is not the time to be passive. Wrestle with uncomfortable truths, rewrite your online profile, or just start flirting with the people you’re actually into. You don’t have to be 100% about things in order to give them your all.

 

­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Body Matters:

Your nervous system is all tweaked out and that can’t feel good. Take to deep breathing and belly laughs as your medicine for coping with how stress is setting in your sweet, sweet bod, Taurus. The truth is that you need some solid boundaries, and quick. If you keep on pushing yourself without taking breaks to recharge, you’re going to feel like crap, lover. Don your yoga pants and stretch it out. Be a better buddy to your body and pace yourself. It’s way easier to make it work now than to lose all your steam at once and have to drop everything.

Social Scene:

It’s an active but hecka weird time for you socially. The people you once trusted may be shifting into the bishes you just wanna hang with, and vice versa. As your close relationships develop, so does your place in your squad and how you feel about the people in it. The worst thing you could do this month is take on other peoples’ dramas and engage in BS he said/she said dramas that really have nothing to do with you. Take a month off of gossiping (gasp!), and keep your reputation and your mental health safe.

Reality Bites:

This Pisces season is heretofore dubbed International Taurian Networking Month! Get out there and kiss some babies and shake some hands because you can advance your goals by connecting with the people, pal. There’s no value in being phony because bishes will see right through it; look for the best in others as you put your best out there, Taurus. While you solidify your network, it’s also a good time to make sure that your outstanding projects are well on their way and that you’ve reached out to whomever you need to about it. You’ll get extra points for communicating responsibly when you’re running late this month, so speak up if you’re flaking out, BB.

Love:

There’s no telling exactly what’s gonna happen in your love life, but it’s likely to be big. From March 6-26th, the energy for growth is huge in your life. What that means could be that you get messy and have hella fun but fleeting times, or that things get very real with someone of value to you. Watch out for beautiful illusions masquerading as the real thing. It’s on you to decide what you’re down to participate in and who you’re willing to do it with. Opportunity tests how well you know yourself, so embrace chances for growth and joy while letting more of the same old/same old pass you by.

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Body Matters:

Your health is really important, Twin Star. How you take care of your vehicle relates to how you think, your feels, your libido, and just about everything else. So why are you so sidetracked away from it? Set a health goal and stick to it this month. Embrace some deep 90’s steeze and go grunge for comfort. With so many planets in Pisces, it’d be easy for you to get caught up in hella distractions instead of attentive to your actual needs. Take special care to move a little -- but you’re exempt from this on Feb. 27- March 1st, and again on March 5-7th when you’d be best served by Mediation. Seek that blue light, baller.

Social Scene:  

It’s totally cool to have boundaries and say no to your fam, but what sucks is if you’re passive aggressive and confusing about it. Instead of trying to save other people from whatever you assume they’d feel if they knew what was up for you, try being direct instead. It’ll be really compelling to evade the real shit this month out of fear of drama, but it’s unlikely to work out well if you do. Lead with the truth so that your relationships are based on realness, even if it makes things a little awkward this month.

Reality Bites:

If you can avoid being idealistic or evading the tough stuff, this can be an amaze time for your career. Your ability to have vision is on fire, so if you’ve been trying to figure out what to be when you grow up, this is a great time to do some heartfelt brainstorming. If you’re already on your path, this is an awesome time to envision marketing strategies, to tighten up your social media game, and to develop your brand strategy. Work on how you want to get to your goals and not only where you’re going this month.

Love:

After March 7th you’re in a fierce state with relationships, Gem. You may find yourself agitated AF or motivated to get serious about your love life, but either way you need to be a bit careful. Make sure you’re not trying to enforce your will on others to get your agenda met, and that you’re instead partnering with them to co-create something worth being in. Your relationships count; having closeness is important, and while you’re at it, you’re the one who’s ultimately responsible for your own damn happiness. Take your relationships seriously enough to be all-in instead of whinging about what you wish could be.

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Body Matters:

You need to stretch, Moonchild! When you hold on too tightly, your body holds on with you. Go deep woo this Pisces season by adding yoga and other body balancing techniques to your routine. While you’re at it, this is a great time to look at how you’re eating and whether it’s coming from a healthy place. If you’re responding to your belly’s needs, that’s great; but if you find that you’re just stuffing emotions, you’ve gotta change your ways, STAT. Treat your bod with love and care this month.

Social Scene:  

Your crew may change, even if your close friends remain the same, bae. There are some meaningful shifts in your social world as your friends all change around you. It’s on you to figure out where you stand with things and whether or not you need to shake things up. Don’t hold on so tight to how things were that you end up making other peoples’ stuff about you. Friendships ebb and flow and that’s a good thing, even if it’s a total boner right now.

Reality Bites:

If you’re not doing what you love, what’s the damn point? This month is an excellent time to reassess whether your heart is in what you’re doing. If you’re working a crap job so you can pursue your lifelong dreams of being a skateboarder, that’s dope; but if you aren’t actually hitting the skate park every day, then something’s gotta change. There may be value in what you’re doing, but you’ve gotta feel it in order for it to be worth you. Stop compromising unnecessarily, Moonchild. Your life gets to be as creative as you choose to make it, so don’t shy away from the work of perfecting your vision.

Love:

It takes experience to really get to know someone. Intimacy -- and I mean for reals closeness -- takes trust developed over the course of time to be fully achieved. Bring on the love, the romance, and the fast times; but call them what they are instead of weaving tales about them. It’s never wise to confuse how you feel about a person with what you actually know about them, BB. Let your relationships reveal themselves to you in their own time, so you can distinguish between your feelings and your experience. Not all potential is meant to be achieved in the way you think it should.

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Body Matters:

You need a break, Leo. So much has been happening, and it’s had you running on empty half the time. You don’t need to quit anything as much as you need to pause it. If you can slow down enough to hear what your beautiful bod is trying to tell you, you’ll be ready and able to respond to it. There’s a myth of growing up that says that you’re a kid and then you hit 30 and there you are: all growed up. But it’s not true! Your life is constantly evolving and your body is always growing. Greet your own evolution with patience and grace, and don’t let anyone tell you to dress your age; clothes are a game that’s as fun as you make it.

Social Scene:  

Be careful on March 4th-6th because you might say something in the heat of the moment that you can’t take back. Tensions will be running high and if you channel your energy, you’ll be able to get hella shit done; but if you don’t, you’ll find yourself wanting to fix everyone but yourself. If your friendships are in a state of atrophy, it’s ‘cause you haven’t been showing up with your real self. You don’t always have to be happy and chill; it’s OK to come around your crew when you need a hand, too, Leo.

Reality Bites:

Your work life may be suffering a bit as you focus more on your personal stuff, so beware, Leo. Follow through with your commitments, even if you don’t want to. Your word has got to be worth something, otherwise you’re compromising people’s faith in you in the long-term. Keep your eyes on the prize, and if you’re not into your goals anymore, carve out time to reshape them. Don’t waste the foundations you’ve already built, lover. Here’s a pro tip you don’t wanna miss: people who seem like they have no power today may just be holding it all tomorrow. Treat all of your contacts equally, kitty kat.

Love:

How you say what you say is important AF. This month is likely to bring about some major heart-to-hearts about love, or with the one(s) you love. Laying down the red-hot truth means it’s not burning a hole in your mind, but that doesn’t mean it can’t start a fire elsewhere. Be sure you’re ready to confront things, even if it gets messy, Leo. By dealing with the truth this month, you’re gonna prepare yourself for moving on one way or another. Be real about your relationship goals this month.

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Body Matters:

From the 27 through the 7th you may have a serious case of the blahs, but it’s just your body try to get you to pay attention to it. So don’t be a jerk! Eat well, drink buckets of water, and dream big. Spend time at home in the cutest PJs you’ve got and redecorate your bedroom, and especially your sleep space, Virgo. You’re hella sensi now and need some extra TLC to settle into. Try not to plan anything too intense in this period, and if you have to be accountable, then get extra sleep and be gentle with yourself. When you’re bod isn’t operating at maximum, it’s not trying to punish you – it’s asking for your friendship. Treat yourself right, lover.

Social Scene: 

Your family is really important, whether they’re in your life right now or not. Where you come from sets the stage for who you are and what you become; how you feel about your past, and how you take care of those feels is hecka up right now, Virgo. Be on the lookout for old, weird family patterns playing themselves out with other people, especially in March. Show up and participate in new and healthier ways, even if it’s confusing and emo. You’re dealing with real stuff and if things get deep, go with it.

Reality Bites:

Follow your instincts and make it happen, boss. On the 5th-7th it’s a particularly good time for settling in and getting mundane stuff done, like paying bills, returning emails, or anything that requires heavy concentration. Your big goals are comprised of so many little accomplishments and setbacks; it’s wise to not get too hung up on either. Keep on keepin’ on, Virgo, because you’re so incredibly capable. The only thing in your way is time and effort

Love:

There’s so much energy in your love life, so don’t waste it with your Hermity ways. From March 5-17th it’s an excellent time to go out and connect with people you deeply care about or even to say ILY for the first time. If you’re single and looking to make something happen, this is a great time for making eyes at honies and following your instincts out in the jungle. Be on the lookout for someone new entering your life with the new Moon on the 9th      or on the 20th-21st. If love and dating is a big ol’ whatever to you, invest in other kinds of partnerships that engage your heart. Don’t miss this opportunity, Virgo.

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Body Matters:

Your life is not an Instagram feed and neither is anybody else’s. How you make things look is not the same as how you feel about them. It’s important that when you’re figuring out how to present yourself to the world, you’re not comparing yourself to impossible ideals. Embrace the skin you’re in, Libra! Play with make up and color that feels totally you  this month. Just don’t compare yourself to anyone but you, any time but now. Self-acceptance is the foundation to dope style and a happy heart. Trust me on this one.

Social Scene

When drama comes for you, you’ve got lots of options; but hiding isn’t one of them. It confusing because it sucks to take on other people’s shit, but not saying anything is an action. What you do or don’t do counts and will have lasting consequences. Focus on what you believe in – not the consequences you fear will happen for aligning with one camp or another – and stand tall in that. Be the kind of person that you respect and trust by doing what’s right, even when it’s hard. You don’t have to be a leader or a follower; just be yourself.

Reality Bites:

Grab opportunity by the ovaries, Libra, and make it reproduce. You’re in a particularly fertile time, so what you’ve gotta figure out is where you need to put your flowing vibes. Not all opportunities are equal, and not everything that glitters is gold, so make sure your choices are on point with your needs, bb. No matter how far you get in life, it won’t feel like true success if your heart isn’t in it. Money, power, and even freedom, are all only tools to achieve happiness; they aren’t happiness itself. Don’t get it twisted while you try to 2.0 your life this month.

Love:

If you’re not true to yourself with the bishes you love/luv/lurv, then your relationships will end up feeling hella dank, and worse than that, demoralizing, too. Stop trying so hard to be liked and start being yourself already. You’re hella kewel, no matter what your steeze, as long as you’re being real. What other people think about is more a reflection on them than it is on you (unless you’re being dick, of course. Don’t be a dick, Libra!). Stop wasting time trying to fit into boxes, or to be what you think you oughta. The sooner you start vibing on yourself, the easier it’ll be for fools to like you for you.

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Body Matters:

There are so many ways that you hold yourself back without even realizing it. Every time you skip a meal to fit into your clothes, talk shit about how someone else looks, or look at yourself only with criticism on your mind, you are investing in the wrong things. If you strip away all the BS, ask yourself this, Scorpio: can you for-really love your body? How much of your power are you wasting on managing the surface of your meat suit? Embrace your body wherever it’s at, and use your energy to build your whole self up. While you’re at it, go wild with body care products to help you embrace the skin you’re in this month.

Social Scene

You need a damn break, babe. When you’re over it, you’re over it, and it’s not smart to pretend otherwise. Give in to your annoyed feels at the start of March, and take a much-needed break from people. Sometimes being around fools is painful, and you shouldn’t push it if you’re feeling that way. Instead indulge your grumpiness without attaching it to anything or anyone specific. That’ll help you come out the other side without any new problems to deal with. Indulge your mysterious and brooding feels while they’re here because they won’t last long.

Reality Bites:

It’s not science; in order to get new results you have to act in new ways. You may not have enough perspective to know exactly what you want or how exactly you should get it, and as frustrating as that is, it’s all right. Take a minute to look back over your past, and pay attention to what did and didn’t work for you in how you handled your affairs. If you don’t learn from your mistakes, you’ll be doomed to repeat them, my love. Change yourself in order to change your fortune. It’s a slower train, but it’ll take you exactly where you wanna go.

Love:

Explore like this month, Scorpio. There’s romance in the air, and your steeze is FAF; but where does your heart of hearts fit into all that? If all you do is respond to how others do or don’t like you, you’ll end up feeling ragged and sad, Scorpio. You don’t need to yield to everyone who likes you, so make sure you’re not feeling attracted to other peoples’ attraction to you, bae. Someone or something new may enter your love life with the new Moon on the 9th, so be prepared to feel your own feels, independent of what anyone else thinks they should be.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Body Matters:

If you want to kick off a new self-care regimen, use this Pisces season to do it! Leading up to the 7th is a great time to figure out what you need, and to set yourself up with resources to get ‘er done. Then after that date, Mars hits your 1st house and gives you the push you need to activate your plans. This is a time to set off some srs fashion risks, so wear whatever you’ve been to shy to pull off. If you’re too sedentary in this time, you’ll feel vexed at the smallest stuff, so use your body as the tool it’s meant to be and channel your energy through it, ‘Tari. When Venus and Mars bump up against each other from the 13th-17th is an excellent time for playing dress-up. You’re likely to be successful if go shopping, but only do it if you can try things on. Have fun with it!

Social Scene

Don’t let things linger, bb. Your friendships need you to show up and be your real self, but there’s all this Pisces energy in the air making that feel lowkey awkward. It’s not quiche to blow smoke up your friends’ fanny, so don’t tell yourself that little lies aren’t a big deal. Be the kind of friend that you wish others would be to you, and when you can’t do that, take a step back from your fam to get right with yourself. Your secrets or lies that others have told may be revealed this season; don’t defend yourself as a way to avoid the truth. Just deal with it.

Reality Bites:

If you get distracted, you may find that opportunity slips through your paws this month. If you can keep your head screwed on tight, you’ll be able to make your visions come to bare, lover. The trick is to follow-through, and to make sure that distractions are left for after-hours only. You’ve got this, but nothing happens on it’s own. Work hard this season and you’ll be rewarded; that doesn’t mean that things will look exactly as you’re envisioning them, but they will be dope if you make it so.

Love:

From the 13-21st there are major love vibes in the air, so get ready to slay, babe. There’s no clear path for the heart with its wild ebbs and flows, but you alone are in charge of who you choose to be and how you connect with others. Don’t try and control or even shape how bishes act, ‘Tari; just do you. You’re hella inspiring, but you can also be pretty single-minded when you get stuck on an idea. Let things develop organically, and only say yes to the very best.

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Body Matters:

‘What you resist shall persist,’ or in other words, nothing good is gonna happen by you being a jerk to yourself and others, Cappy. Having a positive attitude is essential, but there are some old and heavy feels clogging up your pipes. You owe it to yourself to sit with your emotions and own the messiness of what they are. When you abandon yourself out of judgment of your emotions, you do yourself a huge disservice; and your feels get stuffed into your bod, waiting to be dealt with anyways. Work some serious metal work jewelry into your steeze this month to remind you to allow flow in your life. Do right by yourself, lover.

Social Scene

Sometimes the answer is to just take a step back. Indulge your need for contemplation and chill time without worrying that you’ll get stuck there. Invite your main bishes over and have mellow times at home this season whenever you’re feeling it. From March 6th-26th your energy will pick up and the vibes will be right to meet people and hit the club scene (even if your club scene is actually the Library). In order to be a good friend, you’ve gotta be right with yourself first.

Reality Bites:

The more you want it, the scarier it is to get it. Loving something dearly gives you something to lose, and the way it feels just sucks. Instead of holding on tight, try taking more risks, Capricorn. Yours is the sign of mastery, and you have the tendency to be way too hard on yourself till you get there. Success has its liabilities, and it’s OK if you’re feeling overwhelmed by them; just don’t give up on yourself when you get scared this month.

Love:

How you connect with lovers now will set the stage for where you’re gonna be later as well as what you’ll be dealing with. The who of it all is not so important because this is about you, lover. Take stock of how you’re acting with your date(s) or (if you don’t have one) your attitude towards dating in general. If you show up covered in defenses, very little good will happen. If you expect your bae to absorb your anxieties instead of taking solid care of yourself, that’ll backfire too. Take responsibility for how you hang when your feels are up. 

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Body Matters:

What’re you trying to digest, Aquarius? No matter what the content that you’re struggling with, there’s a change that it’s gonna play itself out in your belly this month. Embrace your tum with crop tops and high-waisted jeans. There’s some truth you’re needing to confront that you’re having a hard time with, and your bod may be the part of you that’s holding the short end of the stick. Listen to what it says and heed it’s wisdom; there’s symbolism in everything, including your aches and pains. Let your body point you to what needs attention, lover bee.

Social Scene

Rally your squad and get things going, bb. It’s an especially good time to connect with your babes and make it happen. Organize actions, throw parties, or start a DIY club; as long as it’s fun and with your crew, it’s on. The 26th-28th and again on March 4th-6th are especially great dates for starting something. Take advantage of these awesome vibes by being proactive and spending times with bishes you adore.

Reality Bites:

Don’t overthink it, Goody. You’re still in a foundation-laying phase where your ideas and opportunities are in development. You’re doing what you need to do but don’t have all the answers because things haven’t played themselves out yet. Make sure that you don’t bring your obsessing and stressing into the workplace, and pretty please make sure that if you do, you don’t drop it at the feet of your mentor or professor. When the data isn’t in, all you can do is trust your instincts and keep on researching. Don’t freak out that you don’t have all the answers, love; embrace the unknowns in your process.

Love:

In the immortal words of Ms. Tina Turner, what’s love got to do with it, bb? Sex and love are not the same thing, but there’s for sure some kind of crossover. What that means and how it plays out is unique to you as an individual and your situation right now. Your sexuality is a living, changing thing, and what and who you desire is subject to change over time. How your sexual needs fit into your current situation is helly important. Be patient and honor your feels as you work it out.

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Body Matters:

Everything’s coming up Pisces, and don’t it feel fine! Did you know that your sign needs to drink hella water and sleep more than any other sign? Well it’s true. Your body is either feeling super energized or tired AF, but either way you need to listen to what it’s saying. Venus enters your first house on the 13th, and that kicks off a great time to do face masks (I swear). It’s not just ‘cause your face is so pretty, it’s also because it’s a great time to pamper the person you see when you look in the mirror. Treat yourself, lover.

Social Scene: 

Everyone’s changing and it’s really not about you. The problem is that it affects you on the daily, because a) bishes have no boundaries b) neither do you. So step up! Don’t take things personally when you can tell that the way your fam is acting is about where they’re at more than how they feel about you. But while you’re at it, don’t stay in dynamics that’re dank while pretending that you’re down. State your needs without making it too personal this month.

Reality Bites:

You’re totally set to advance yourself, Pisces. Don’t obsess over what people think about your work or if they think you’re coming on too strong. To quote a bit of wisdom circulating through my FB feed – I urge you to “have the confidence of a mediocre white man”. Don’t apologize for your ambition or make yourself smaller to make anyone else feel big enough. There’s enough room for everyone to be successful, babes.

Love:

The foundation for any love relationship requires you to be able to love yourself and to tolerate someone loving you for the fullness of what you are. Stop acting, Pisces. Be real and let your loves adjust to that, and if it creates rifts, at least those problems are based in the truth. You’re always building and growing, so don’t worry that things might change – they’re for sure changing, so be a part of it, puppy. Only do what you wanna do, and date who you really like, and have faith that it’ll all come together in the end.

 

XO

💜 February 2016

Enjoy this month's 'scopes, written originally for Nasty Gal in honor of the Man From Mars. 

#RestInSpace

 

ARIES

March 21-April 19

How you take on or evade challenges is in a way more important than the circumstances themselves. Struggle can be a really defining thing, so even if it’s super unpleasant, it’s worth showing up for.  Get your game plan in order, gurl, because if you wing it, you’ll feel great until you hit the first block; and then you’ll drop like a sack of dirt. Don’t regard things only in terms of success or failure either because they’re way more nuanced than that. The saddest breakup you ever go through may be totally worth it once you meet the person you’re actually supposed to be with. Missing out on an opportunity today may lead you directly to an even better thing tomorrow. The point is to embrace where you’re at and do the best work you can do within that space instead of trying to change your fortune. You’re likely to feel all kinds of intense this month, so channel those vibes into transformation. Love is a big theme this V-Day month, but it’s kinda complicated. Instead of making things secure, strive to make them fierce. You may need to change your relationships, let go of the past, or just get bolder and better; the point is that you’re ready for things to get more real, even if that means flying solo for a while. This is an excellent time to be a hunter and gatherer though, so if you’re on the prowl don’t be shy. Just make sure that the fools you’re seeking will meet your needs or at least make you happy for a while. No matter your situation, your biggest love should ultimately be you, so treat yourself right this month, lover.

Power Animal:  🕸

Power Ballad: Heroes - David Bowie

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Kick off this month by starting a new project or putting yourself out there in a new way. People want to help you reach your goals, so make it easy for them to do so by letting them know exactly what you need. Approach your work life in a collaborative way because even if you’re not about group projects, no Taurus is an island. You need the support, eyes, and words of others to help you expand your vision, BB.  The only risk with this is if your ego is not right within you, you could end up feeling threatened by others’ strengths or let their views overshadow yours. Even if that happens, this is a great time to confront the weaknesses within. Own your weaknesses and they’ll become strengths, Taurus; avoid them and they’ll dog you long-term. From the 5th through the 11th you may find yourself feeling hella agitated or extra spicy, and either way the world better watch out! This V-Day can end up pretty revved up in super fun ways, or more like a drag. You’re not running out of time, Taurus. You’re not in a race to snag the right boo or to fast-forward to some new plateau with anyone. When you try and push your agenda on your relationships, it ends up being all about you and what you want, and not a shared dance. It’s easy for folks to feel bullied when that’s going down, so here’s a pro tip to help you out: try to relax in this moment. If you can do this, your relationships will be happier and healthier. And if you can’t, maybe you’re in the wrong relationships altogether. All you’ve got is here and now; accept it so you can work from that place.

Power Animal: 🐜

Power Ballad: Valentine’s Day – David Bowie  

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You need a break pronto, BB. The stars are trying to shake your snow globe up, and things aren’t supposed to settle exactly as they were when they settle back down. The most important tool for you to embrace this month is patience. If you act from a place of being overwhelmed, you’re gonna be running away from those bad feels more than moving towards something better and different. So slow down! Gather your energy and get more attentive to what’s happening in the present instead of jumping to the next thing with assumptions. The beautiful thing is that if you can be sweet to yourself, you’ll find that things are going well. There’s a lot to learn about how you manage your emotions, and this month will bookended with opportunities to bend or break, lover. On the 3rd and 4th  you’re likely to have heavy feels; instead of looking frantically for the bright side, understand that real shit is coming up so that you handle it constructively. This is also a great time to work really hard and complete something, and the theme here is dealing with the real. From the 27th through the 29th you’re likely to feel kinda meh, but if you’ve spent the better part of the month taking care of yourself, it won’t be a big deal -- just a minute when your energy wanes. If you’re running on empty or checked out, you may have the rug pulled out from underneath you on those days, so take care, Gem. Luckily none of this stops you from slaying hard; this is a great time for you to hook up, flirt your buns off, or rekindle romance with your bae. Just make sure that if you let someone get with you that it ups your vibes.  #JustSayNo2Scrubs

Power Animal: 🛀 

Power Ballad: Fashion – David Bowie  

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

It’s really hard to let new love into your life when you’re lamenting old ones. Don’t let the ghosts of your past Poltergeist you, Moon Mama. If you dare to confront your feels, you’re way more likely to transform them then if you stay away from anything that’s sad. Pack up all your attachments to who you were, how you acted, and what did and didn’t happen in the past, so you can let them go. Write all that stuff down on a piece of paper along with all the exes that you’re still holding on to, too. Your list can be hella whiney or petty; it’s OK, as long as it’s heartfelt. Take advantage of the fertile full Moon in Virgo on the 22nd , and go deep woo with yourself. Review your list and see if you can let go of each item on it. For reals. Burn the page or tear it up. Do all of this so that you can be truly open to having a new kind of relationship with a new kind of bae. If you step outta your comfort zone, there’s likely to be all kinds of potential that you haven’t even considered yet! For your pre-existing relationships, it’s time to forgive and move on; and if you can’t do that, it’s time to bounce. Don’t torture yourself with things you can’t accept, and don’t accept less than you deserve. Relationships are meant to hold you up and help you in the whole of your life instead of take you away from it. Make sure to follow through with your commitments this month, even the little stuff, because people are noticing how you do (or don’t) show up. What you do now counts, and you can achieve your goals step by step. Use this time to honor your word and clarify your vision. Make sure you want the things that will bring you joy because success without happiness is the kind of BS you need to avoid.

Power Animal: 📝

Power Ballad: Moon Age Daydream – David Bowie

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

It’s been a rough couple of months, but it looks like you’re gonna get a well-deserved break, lover. The thing that’s clear is that there’s some smooth sailing in front of you. The trick is that if you put yourself in the wrong boat or set your course for the wrong direction, it’ll feel OK enough until things get way too real. Nothing is gonna force you to make a call, but I encourage you to question the direction that you’re taking, Leo. Make sure that you are growing towards what will bring you life instead of just what’ll bring you passing pleasure. Pay especially close attention to this stuff from the 5th through the 11thwhen it’ll be easier to make changes where need be. On the 17th Venus enters your relationship house and it’ll be hella chill, which is both good and bad. It’s great for connecting with people in ways that make everyone feel good but not so much for confronting things, so make sure you do your hard work in the first half of February, so you can sit back and enjoy the second half. Your relationship to work is changing too, and it’s a biggie. Whether you need to work smarter or harder, the pressure is on for you to live up to your potential. There’s no limit to what you can do, but if you don’t take the time to be thoughtful about what you’re doing, you’ll be wasting a great opportunity. This isn’t a time to lowkey try; go all in, Leo. While you’re at it, expand your squad this month. Be open to meeting new bishes that are living life in ways that inspire you. Your crew will help you if you let them, so make sure you’re letting the right ones in.

Power Animal: 🌱

 Power Ballad: Changes – David Bowie

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

If you believe you have the right to do what you wanna do, then you’re not gonna feel compelled to defend your behavior. The problem for you is that because you can see every angle, you have a tendency to loose track of the central point. You don’t need to defend your rights, Virgo. If you don’t want to do something, you can just say no. You don’t have to feel guilty, or worse, try to prove to others that what you want or feel is acceptable; all you gotta do is accept yourself and stand firm in that, bunny. This month will give you helluv opportunities to freak out and feel awful, or finally just quit it (and I vote for the latter). Whatever you can’t control is worth releasing, lover. Have faith when you have no data instead of tripping balls about things maybe being bad. As cheesy as it sounds, the only thing you can really do is love yourself. Be your own main bish this month and stand up for your rights. Put down the worry stick, and treat yourself with kindness and love. Make space for your feels instead of analyzing or talking them away. Value your hearts needs even before you know what to do about them. The full Moon in your sign on the 22nd may be extra emo for you, so spend the month leading up to it getting more emotionally mature. Be humble enough to learn what you’ve got to and strong enough to know when to close the book or start a new chapter. Be on the lookout for how folks (especially lover-folks) treat you from the 27th-29th , and take it seriously if your boundaries are crossed or your needs disregarded. True love doesn’t feel like shit.

Power Animal: 🐬

Power Ballad: Modern Love – David Bowie

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

In your efforts to take care of yourself, you may shut others down without meaning to. It’s easy to push people away when you don’t know how to have healthy boundaries with them, but you don’t need to be so all or nothing, babe. There’s a big difference between pushing people away and letting them know how close they can get or what you’re available for. The problem is that it may feel all the same to you when you’re nervous. Here’s some homework to help you help yourself: Figure out what you wish you could say and write it down. It doesn’t have to be realistic, but if you could say absolutely anything to the people in your life, what would it be? Next, write down what you want those same people to hear. Notice how totally different that’ll feel, and what different stuff comes up. Tell people what you need them to hear so that your relationships can function at their peak. Whether you’re dealing with your fam or your lover, it’s hard to say what you mean when you’re not sure of what that is, but you can always tell people that you need space/extra loving to help you figure out what’s going on for you. The first week of this month will be a great time to work this stuff out, so don’t shy away from deep stuff, babe. Being able to handle adversity like a shero will help you at work too, where you’re on call to be more fierce and self-motivated. Never let your fears be the reason you back down; take risks when it comes to being more this month. You’re totally worth it, babe.

Power Piece: 👢

Power Ballad: Within You – David Bowie

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You’re powerful AF and capable of pushing your way through all kinds of things, but that doesn’t mean you should. There’s helluv intense energies flying around this month, and it might put you on edge. Instead of ignoring that edge, you should try and explore it, Scorpio. That means taking the time to investigate your emotions to see what’s underneath them. You may be having hella witchy heightened insights or just strong feels, and the only way you’ll know is if you take the space to figure it out. Your home base is likely to be seeing a lot of activity, especially in the second half of the month, so invite your fam over for a house party like it’s 1999. When it comes to love there’s all kinds of potential, but you’ve gotta grab it to tap it. This isn’t the time to be shy or play games, so if you want something, ask for it, and if you like someone, let them know it. Your life won’t be defined by its successes alone; it’s all about what you try that’ll help you grow in the directions you’re meant to go. Not everything has to work out well in order for it to ultimately lead to success. You’ll be able to get so much done between the 11th and 17th if you can stay focused, but beware the seduction of distractions. You’re likely to be feeling yourself in this period, so this is a great time to meet new people or have fun with the old ones. Let people and dynamics prove themselves to you before you jump to any conclusions. It takes a while for conditions to clarify themselves, so try to enjoy the journey as much as the destination, boo.

Power Animal: 💯

Power Ballad: Space Oddity – David Bowie

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

There’s the work you’re doing in your life that’s super obvi, like going to work or school and the projects and activities you’re engaged in. But then there’s the more subtle stuff that happens beneath the surface, and even though it doesn’t look like much to others, it’s real work too. Your insides need you, ‘Tari. This month the more spiritual you get and the more inner chill you cultivate, the better your whole life will be. Your impulses are not as trustworthy as your intuition, and it’s only patience that’ll help you to understand the difference. Let the things you don’t know and the confusion or ambiguities you’re feeling point you to what needs attention this month. You’re going through a deep (and kinda long) cycle of maturation that is trying to get you to cozy up to your true nature, and resistance is futile. Watch out on the 3rd and 4th for fatalistic feels that would be best channeled through your Dear Diary. The 11th through the 17th can be crazy productive days, so be ready to put yourself out there, bae. Lucky for you this is happening over V-Day and is a great time for sweaty times with the one you love or flirty times if that’s more your speed. Embrace your body as the miracle that it is, and treat it right. If you want to kick off a new self-care regime, this is a great time to do it -- with one word of warning: you have to believe. These energies won’t help you fake it, they’ll help you manifest based on what’s real. Get creative and seek the most heartfelt truth you can grab onto, lover.

Power Animal: 💭

Power Ballad: Dead Man Walking – David Bowie

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

There are no assurances in life, of that you can be sure. You can do everything right and still have to deal with dank times, and that’s just how the game goes. What you value will determine how you feel about that truth: you may try your best because you care about the effort, or you may need proof that there’s a point before you put yourself out there. This month you’re in the middle of a big process of needing to figure out what kind you bish you wanna be, and it’s kinda complicated. There’s all kinds of intensity in your slice of the stars, especially in the first half of February, and if you feel like you’re being tested, it’s because you are. Act in accordance with your values instead of reacting to your fears or the nagging needs of your ego. If you find out that someone has been lying to you in this period, you’d be wise to take it hella seriously. Don’t write off information just because you don’t want it to be true, and if you’re the one who’s been lying, it’s time to tighten up, Cap. Treat others with the same candor that you wanna be treated with, even when it’s awkward. The 27th-29th is a good time to make amends if you’ve got apologizing to do, but don’t worry, this month isn’t all work and no play! Your love juju is strong, and all you gotta do is let the right one in. Be open to letting different kinds of people come at you, and try to respond to them in new ways. Love, like, and other pleasures are transformative, but they require you to be vulnerable if you’re gonna get much out of it. Show up for reals, lover.

Power Animal: 💡

Power Ballad: Under Pressure – David Bowie

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Lemme start with what not to do this Valentine’s: don’t go picking fights that you don’t wanna be in, lover bean. Passions are running high, which might mean that you’re gonna get yours (if you know what I means), or that you’re helly irritable. The difference will really be in your sense of freedom. If you’re feeling trapped, you’re likely to be so irritated that you are basically waiting for someone to piss you off; but in truth you need to deal with the feels underneath your agitation, BB. If you don’t like where you’re at, leave. If you don’t like how things are going, change them. the energies happening in your life are practically begging you to! Don’t worry about what other people are doing, do what’s right for you! You’re the kind of babe that is meant to take her own path, so don’t be shy about it now, hooker. The new Moon in your sign on the 8th may herald someone new into your life, so be open to it, and be on the lookout for squad problems with the full Moon on the 22nd. Emotions will be running high, and you or one of your friends may bring an intensity to things that don’t need to be that serious. The more secure you are in your own self the less likely you are to take things personally when they’re really about someone else, so keep your side of the street clean this month. You may get some new opportunities, but don’t drop the ball with whatever you’ve got going, especially between the 5th and 11th; those are great dates to get as much done as possible. Don’t be scared of taking risks, as long as they help you to live more authentically and grow in the direction you desire.

Power Animal: 🔭

Power Ballad: Putting Out Fire – David Bowie 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

You might not be getting full-on results for your efforts, but trust that what you do now counts. How you map out your goals and work towards them is hella important; and even though it may not be easy, you’ll find that it’s totally what your life is requiring from you. Think about where you wanna be in the next couple of years and make sure your actions in the here and now are supportive to those aims. Things don’t need to be perfect now for them to be on track, so be patient, lover. The second half of the month is an especially good time to reflect on where you’ve been, where you’re going, and the means you’re using to get there. This is an intense month with lots of heavy vibes and, being a sensi soul, you don’t need to have it be about you in order to supes feel it. Protect yourself by taking good care of your bod, sleep enough, eat nourishing foods, and do whatever else you gotta do to keep yourself healthy. Stress is a wicked monster, and if you can get a handle on it, everything (and I mean everything) will go much smoother. Everybody wants love, but the question you need to be asking yourself is whether or not you have energy for another person right now. It’s OK if you don’t as long as you don’t pretend that you do or try and force it. Don’t ignore your feels, because you might need some space, and it doesn’t have to be a big deal. Nothing lasts forever, so honor whatever is true for you now, bae.

Power Animal: 🍝

Power Ballad: Blackstar – David Bowie 

XO

💜January 2016

Happy New Year, bishes!

Here’s 2015's power ballad; don’t let the door hit you on the hiney, honey. 

XO

  

ARIES

March 21-April 19

If you don’t know what you want from life, now’s your time figure it out; but the Universe’s methods to help you gain clarity may not be quite to your liking, lover. The first week of January starts off with hella intense energies that are likely to make you feel itchy; what you do with those vibes is the important part, though. To figure out who you are and where you wanna take your life is no small task, Aries. It requires you to confront some real deep questions about yourself, starting with acknowledging how much you’re living for yourself versus how much you’re bowing to the expectations of others. The only way to live your life right is to do it on the real. If you do that, you may be confronted with things that feel crappy and have to deal with choices you wish you hadn’t made, but it’s totally worth it. Awareness is at the foundation of any successful action, and you know you wanna kill it, kween. When it comes to love this month, you’re not likely to have things come easy; but good shit is worth the struggle, so it’s time to shake the bad off. If you find your relationships are all about power struggles — and there’s no resolution in sight — you may just have to bounce. All hunt with no feast makes Aries and very frustrated gurl. Let your actions speak for themselves, and only participate in ways that are good for you, ma. You shouldn’t avoid responsibility this month, no matter how consuming your personal life feels. Act like the boss of your life and not its employee, Aries. Organize your time and set foundations for the coming year. Problems aren’t there to throw you off your path, only to redirect your attention so you can deepen your game.

 Power Animal:  👑

Power Ballad: Hoops – The Rubens   

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Happy New Year, you sensual beast! 2016 is kicked off by what could be a super annoying Mercury Retrograde from the 5th through the 25th of January, but there’s a way to leverage it to your best advantage, Taurus. Reflect back on the past year. Own up to where you dropped the ball with your plans, and celebrate how you knocked that shit right out the park. The point is to review, respond, and reinvigorate yourself with new plans for your future! If you’ve got vision, all you’ve gotta do is break your big picture plans into small and achievable goals this month. If you don’t know what you want anymore, things are likely to be a lot harder. Talk to people you respect and ask them how they did their thing; find good models of success that you can pattern yourself on. There’s enough room for everyone to be successful, so don’t waste your energy on jealousies or comparing your progress to anyone but your own self. This month is unlikely to get hot until after the Venus Saturn conjunction in your house of filthy fun, so slow your roll on new honies until after the 10th for funnest results. From the 20th onwards, there’s gonna be helly intense vibes playing themselves out in the world, and everyone is likely to be a little on edge. Don’t take it personally or stoke the flames of drama if you can stay out of them. Other people are likely to reflect a shadow side of yourself back to you at this time, and while it may sting, don’t avoid it, boo. Be willing to let go of the parts of you that you know are just holding you back. 

Power Animal: 🐍

Power Ballad: WTF – Missy Elliott 

  

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

I could tell you that everybody loves you, but that’d be a lie. The truth is that you’re dynamic and wonderful and have such amazing potential, but relationships are hard work. There’s no cheat sheet to help you through them, and whether or not you’re the sickest bish in all the land, nobody is loved by all the bodies, all the time. We’re all messed up, and we bring our messiness to our connections so that we can (hopefully) work them out. Your self-esteem shouldn’t be dependent on others, Gem. Your self-love and faith in your own character shouldn’t be situation-dependent, and that’s no small task. This year kicks off with the potential for misunderstandings because your ruling planet, Mercury, is doing its moonwalk through your first house (trust: this sounds cooler than it is) from the 5th through the 25th. When misunderstandings happen, you can treat it as an opportunity to better communicate, or you can let it roll off your back, or you can do what you do best: obsess. Whatever you do, try and make it productive, BB. Part of all relationships is needing to accept what isn’t ideal. Don’t throw out the baby with the bathwater, even if the water is ratchet. Handle your relationships in general (especially your boo) with honesty and self-acceptance. When it comes to love, be especially careful not to put others on a pedestal from the 4th-6th. Make sure that the loves in your world hold you up and aren’t a distraction from you living your best life possible. Neediness will lead you away from happiness, so take responsibility for how you do what you do, boo.

Power Animal:  👶

Power Ballad: Gemini - Telana

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Your relationships are about to get real real soon, Moonmama. This month is full of astro-activity that’ll trigger you up to be even more emo than you typically are, so here are some pro tips for making the most of this period, big feels and all: First off, let people reveal themselves to you; don’t try to fix every upset you experience before you take in the 411. How people act says a lot about them, and if you react without taking in the truth of things, you’ll end up missing out on a big opportunity, so listen well, bae. Next, remember that you are not a plant with your roots stuck in the ground. You can get up and leave, even if it’s painful or a bit dramatic to do. The point is to not participate in dynamics that you don’t actually want to. It’s on you to take care of biz, so don’t sit in a heap and winge about what you can’t do anything about. And finally, remember that kindness heals. Its so exhausting being mad at yourself and everyone else. Some people are true-blue dicks, but most of us are just damaged people doing our best, even when our best kinda sucks. Show compassion in the face of pain or disappointments this month and into 2016. Your work life is exciting, and you may find all kinds of offers popping up or maybe just inspiration for where you want to go next. It’s helly exciting, and there’s potential for so much growth in your world. Just remember that no woman is an island; make and keep allies that you can have mutually beneficial relationships with.

Power Animal:  👂

Power Ballad: Wavey - Allan Kingdom ft. Spooky Black

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

What do you need to let go of, lover? Whether it’s a person or a way of being, how you relate to who you relate to has gotta give. This year starts off with all kinds of cosmic juju to make things super intense and that’s not good or bad, but it’s not chill either. Do your spring-cleaning early this year, and get rid of the stuff that’s been clogging up your home base. Move furniture, revamp your steeze, and try to look at your home base with a new set of eyes. It’s awesome to create good vibes in your abode, but the real reason to do it is so that you can shake up the energy in your personal life to help you see things differently. The full Moon in your relationship house on the 24th is a great time to pull the plug, so use this month to rev up and then let go of whatever (or whomever) you’re better off without. Don’t preoccupy yourself with how to make things work because that kind of thinking will make you miss the point, lover. The question is what can you do in your relationships without sacrificing your health and happiness? Are the dynamics you’re caught up in helping you to become a more whole person, or keeping you in a ratchet, bad-vibes loop? Relationships can be hard AF, but they shouldn’t break you down. Make choices that don’t require you to abandon yourself. Work may take a backseat to your personal life this month, or you may find that you’re totally overwhelmed with way too much to do. Either way you’ve gotta pace yourself wisely. Have hope, and when you can’t have that, try patience, lioness.

Power Animal: 🌚 

Power Ballad: The Less I Know The Better - Tame Impala

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

When you’re in it and feeling like crap, it’s easy to believe that how you feel is the truest thing there is. If you’re tangled up and things aren’t going your way, or if you can’t get any traction with your ideas, why would you throw a victory party, right? Luckily it’s only kinda right. Try to learn from the version of the truth that you find yourself believing in. So many of the situations that sucked balls in your life turned out to mark huge turning points, or have had a major upside that you weren’t able to see at the time. Have faith and take heart, Virgo. If you could see the good at that time, wouldn’t it have been easier to bear the bad? If you stay committed to being your own BFF through life’s ups and downs, then even the worst becomes manageable, so open your mind before you decide everything is crap. What looks like a fail may be a short cut, so don’t be so attached to your version of how things should go that you block growth from happening. Be weary of hotheaded proclamations of love or hate from the 4th-10th in your relationships. There’s often a huge difference between how a person feels and what they say, but don’t be an armchair therapist with your squad or your boos. From the 5th through the 25th make sure you correctly understand what others are trying to say (and visa versa), so mean what you say and say what you mean, lover. Things may feel stalled with professional development for the better part of this month, but what you do now counts. Show up as your best self for best results.

Power Animal:👌  

Power Ballad: Hotline Bling (( remix )) - Erykah Badu

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Thinking you’re the worst and thinking you’re the best is ultimately the same problem because they’re both about being too preoccupied with your self. Instead of worrying so much, kick it up into high gear, Libra. Your ego needs to be healthy enough to take on challenges and sidestep pettiness, but not so strong that you need constant supremacy to satisfy its needs. You don’t need everything all at once. Allow your dreams and goals to present themselves in stages, without seeing the small steps as a fail. If things play themselves out slowly enough, you’ll have the chance to edit and refine your vision; so embrace the flow of your life, even if it bugs, babe. Your squad may get complicated this month, and whether it’s your birth family or your chosen fam that’s become high-mai, you’ve gotta step in and deal with people directly. You count, and what you say and do matters, which is why being a peacekeeping, people-pleasing backseat driver won’t work out well this month. Bring your truth to the table, and if it bums people out that’s OK because the truth is true whether you hide it behind their backs or not. Sometimes drama is necessary in relationships because it brings problems to light instead of letting them get bigger and badder behind the scenes. You’re likely to have intense stuff on your mind from January 20th through the 2nd of February, and you need to find a balance between watering your opinions down and spewing stuff that is better suited to your shrink than to the person you’re having feels about. Pursue balance based on realness in your New Year.

Power Animal:  🚗

Power Ballad: Big Girls Cry – Sia

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Being unapologetic about your boundaries is not the same thing as being a jerk; it’s all about how you do it, Scorpio. Know yourself well enough to know what you can and cannot do, instead of waiting until shit hits the fan and you feel hella frustrated. It’s easy to act like a choad when you feel trapped, so don’t let things get that serious. It’s a New Year and time to set yourself up with new goals, or maybe just more refined ones, and a plan to match for getting them did. Break your big aspirations into small enough pieces that you can make traceable progress, bae. If you feel better about yourself, it’ll be easier to suffer fools without falling for their crap or picking fights, both of which will slow you down. It’s all about communication this month, and the foundation to what you say is in what you think, so you need to get your head on right. You can transform your insides by shifting the way you talk to yourself, and hopefully that shift will be to a more patient, generous, and chill place, my friend. The thing to remember is that most people are doing their best and struggling through landmines of their own crap, and they’re not masterminds trying to take you down. Make sure you hit all your deadlines this month, especially anything you sign on for in the first week of January. It’d be easy to get distracted, but not wise. Make good on your commitments, or be crystal clear with others if you change your mind. Mean what you say and you say what you mean, darling one.

Power Animal:  💎

Power Ballad: Eudaemonia - Them Are Us Too

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

It can be helly hard to tell the difference between intuition and anxiety sometimes, especially when it seems like your feels will either make or break you. No matter what you do and how you do it, you can’t avoid risk, ‘Tarius. Make choices that bring you closer to yourself, instead of ones that you just think will make you safer. If you dare to make yourself happy in the face of all your inner voices saying that it can’t be done, you’ll end up setting into motion some major good vibes that will build on themselves. Your work life is changing with or without you, BB; so whether you participate or not, your world is about to tilt. Make the best of it by stepping up to the challenge with an adventurer’s heart. Even if things are a bit bumpy at first, you’re likely to really enjoy where they go. Do work that feeds your heart, and when that doesn’t work, take loving care of your heart as you work. In the romance department, you may need to take it a little slower this month. Get right with yourself so you can start experiencing new highs and lows with your boo life, already. If you don’t create inner change, then you’ll keep on repeating the same tired mistakes over and over again. There’s no rush and you are not running out of time, no matter how impatient you feel. Anything that’s yours will come to you in it’s own time. If you allow yourself to push forward before you do your me-work, you’ll feel stuck and agro instead of getting the new and improved results you’re looking for. Be the change you want to see in your life.

Power Animal:  💯

Power Ballad: Afghan Jalebi (Ya Baba) – Asrar

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Happy New Year, Cappy! This year kicks off with some seriously intense vibes in your neck of the woods, so get ready. On the 10th there will be a new Moon in your sign, and this makes it an excellent time to get right with yourself emotionally. Spend some time alone to reconnect with where you’re actually at with your life. This is especially important because the Sun conjunction to Pluto from the 5th through the 7th will bring up such deep feels that you’re gonna need a minute. Who you are and how you present your identity is on the chopping block, but don’t worry, you’re the butcher. There may be some confrontations boiling between you and others, or you could just be ready to take on more power and responsibility. Whatever happens it won’t be mellow, but you shouldn’t shrink away from it either. Pay attention to what comes up in these couple of days because on the 20th through the 2nd you may find yourself having to defend your position, sweet one. Interpersonal drama is a total bummer but can be worth its weight in gold because of what it exposes. Let other people reveal themselves to you, even if you don’t like what you learn. Your value is based in what you do when push comes to shove, not what you think you’d do in a tough situation. Be generous even when it’d be easier to only think of yourself, and work hard even when all you wanna do is check out. A pro tip for handling drama is to remember that being triggered is not the same thing as dealing with trauma. The former is like being haunted by the ghost-like memories, and the latter is more like the ghosts from Poltergeist. Handle yourself in proportion to what’s happening in the here and now.

Power Animal: 👻  

Power Ballad:  FEMALE - Sampa The Great

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

When you stay stuck in the same position for too long it gets way harder to shift from where you are. Time heals all wounds, but you don’t want a wound to heal with shrapnel in it, boo. You’re old ways of being in the world and even with yourself worked for you once upon a time, but not now. You absolutely have to change, Aquarius, and it’s not a punishment or even a problem unless you fight it. Unfortunately, with all the activity that you have going on in your astrological house of the subconscious, you might not even realize that you’re working at cross-purposes to peace, so here’s a pro tip to help you out: don’t resist your grief. If you can accept what life gives you, even if you don’t completely understand it, you’ll have more serenity and maybe even a better sense of humor about things. From that place it’s way easier to see solutions. If you feel like the goddess is kicking you in the ovaries, all you’ll wanna do is call the whambulance instead of 2.0 your life. You’ve gotta do you, so don’t let yourself get overwhelmed by your feels. Instead of doing the same old just because, strive to bring your vision and free will to the table. There’s no way to grow into what you’re becoming without outgrowing what you were. It’s OK to have the sads about it, just don’t get trapped there. When it comes to your relationships, it may be hard to connect with others when you’re feeling so over it all. Don’t worry if you feel like a 100 year old hermit, this phase won’t last forever. On the 24th the Moon will be full in your sign, making an excellent time to close out some deep cycles you’ve been caught up in. You’re just about to get your groove back, so use this time wisely. 

Power Animal: 👵 

Power Ballad: Keep It Healthy -Warpaint

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

There aren’t any huge surprises coming your way, just the same old stuff still demanding your attention. What are you gonna do this year that’s different than the year before? I encourage you to resolve to honor your feels more, especially before they get drastic. Listen to your body and treat it with care and kindness, and while you’re at it, slow down enough to hear its needs. Your relationships are so much of what you let them be, Pisces. If you refuse to take on other people’s BS and simply don’t participate in dank dynamics, then they can’t ruin your life (not to be dramatic). The point is that what you join in on shapes your life, and it doesn’t say anywhere in the rule books that you have to repress your feelings and needs in order to be in relationships. Don’t be so scared of consequences that you act nicey-nice when you wanna burn the house down, babe. January is a great time for networking, even with Mercury retrograde happening from the 5th-25th. Reach out to people that can help you help yourself, and while you’re out there, make sure to scratch some backs too. The improvements you make to your resume this month will be helly helpful, so don’t stop short on projects that hit your inbox. The personal connections (versus virtual ones) that you make in January can help you to understand where you wanna be, or even better, help you get there. Don’t be shy or scared to try new stuff, Pisces. Dare to take your dreams to bigger and better places and to build the bridges you need to get there. You’re on your way, lover.

Power Animal:  🌉

Power Ballad: A Message - Kelela

 

XO

💜 December 2015

Mixed emotions; whatever @tuesdaybassen

Mixed emotions; whatever @tuesdaybassen

Last month I collaborated with Rookie to write a November horoscope, and it was super fun! I got inspired by their setup, so I’m about to rip their style for December. As 2015 comes to a close, it’s time to get real about what you’ve been doing and where you’re going, friends. Here’s a little cheat sheet I've prepared to help you on yer way with some of December’s biggest astro events. Scroll to the end of this cheat sheet for your regularly scheduled monthly forecast!

12/1-2nd  Saturn is Conjunct the Sun in ‘Tarius (that’s Sagittarius for the uninitiated)

There'll be heavy energy that’ll either make you feel like hiding under the covers or help you to do hard work that requires concentration and effort. If it’s a sad-boner kind of day, don’t worry! It’ll pass quickly.

 

12/5-9th       Mars in Libra is Square Pluto in Capricorn

Diplomacy is a great thing but not at the cost of realness. Watch out for power struggles, especially of the passive aggressive kind. Try and flip the script on your own obsessions, and look at what they mean about you instead of whatever your mind wants to loop around on.

 

12/8-13th   Mars in Libra opposite Uranus in Aries

Watch out for accidents ‘cause this is some bumpy energy, lovers! Both of these planets are super me-first minded and can get you all riled up. Whether you’re vexed or people around you are acting out, what you should know is this: here's an opportunity to be more authentic. Either be reals or be really annoyed. Stand up for yourself without making unnecessary drama for you or your mama.

 

12/11th  New Moon in ‘Tarius sextile Mars and trine Uranus

This is a dynamic time to start something new! There’s gonna be fertile energy running today. Think long-term if you can. These vibes are like a road trip, solo plans, and sexy times combined: that is going somewhere and getting there in a fun, kinda risky way.

 

12/16-18th  Venus in Scorpio sextile Pluto in Cap

These planets bring potential for deep connection or total BS. Just because it’s intense doesn’t mean that it’s good for you. Seek out constructive connections these days, or if you’re more of a social climber type, get out and make it happen. It’s a great time for networking or falling deep in love.

 

12/19-21st Mercury in Libra square Pluto in Cap

You may find yourself agitated or obsessing over these few days. It’s a good time for research or anything requiring a lot of intense attention. Here’s a Mercury/Pluto PRO TIP: Say what you mean and mean what you say, or you’ll end up stirring the pot and risking drama, Papas and Mamas.

12/25th Full Moon in Cancer

Don’t go Full Moon crazy, ya’ll! Today is gonna bring up big feels, so breathe through it if things become intense. We’re all on call to make peace with our choices, so get real about what decisions brought you to where you are, so you can handle your situation with grace. Honor your feelings without overreactions today.      XO

ARIES 

March 21-April 19

This month starts out strong for you. Get your head on right at the start of the month, and prepare for the New Moon in Sagittarius on the 11th. It’ll be whispering sweet nothings to both Mars and Uranus, which basically means that you’ll be able to follow through with your plans in inspired and effective ways. If what you start around this time doesn’t work, it’d be smart to reassess whether what you were doing was true for you to begin with. There’s tons of vibes at play to support you in taking your game to the next level, but it’s on you to do it. Get off your keister and make it happen, gurl. With Mars in your house of relationships, there’s energy all month for you to get into something new or shake things up in your life. On the 9th through the 13th you should be on high alert about your ego jumping out of your throat and accidentally-on purpose getting shoved down someone else’s. Spontaneity is good when you’re feeling like rainbows and unicorns, but it sucks like hell when you’re in a bad mood or dealing with douches. Whether the intense vibes are coming form you or at you, the work is the same: don’t act out. Think before you speak, and breathe deeply before you act. If someone is bullying you, you may have to stand up and speak your piece, but you don’t have to be provocative about it. Centered and steady will win the race. The holidaze are a perfect time to get in fights or have power struggles with your fam or besties if you’re not careful and kind. You don’t have to agree to be agreeable, and you don’t have to say what you’re thinking if it’s not helpful. Spread your big heart around when you feel strong, and soak up the love around you when ya don’t. 

Power Animal: 🚀

Power Ballad: Shocking Blue - Venus
 

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

It’s the end of 2015 and time to get in line with where you’re at and what you want. Drag out your Dear Diary and get to journaling, Taurus. Get right with yourself before you try and feel better by making people like you. You don’t have to do for others in order to get them to like you, sweet one. The magic to making friends and stealing hearts is in being yourself, and not wasting time pretending to be something you’re not. If you’re so concerned about whether or not the other person likes you that you don’t check in with what you feel for them, you’re missing out. Compatibility can only happen between matching realness, or similar fakeness; so take your pick. You can’texpect others to show up if you’re hiding behind a mask, no matter how adorbs it is. So get right with you. Between Venus in your relationship house and Jupiter in your place of play, you could have tons of fun this month, so keep your eyes and heart open. If you’re idea of fun is knitting, don’t bother with the dance floor; remember to close out the year embracing your whole self, lover. You’ve just gotta do you, and the rest will follow. The Full Moon on the 25th will bring big feels that can help you make peace with your choices and build up more self-acceptance and self-love. Yay! Use the energies wisely so that you don’t go Full Moon Crazy, which is only really likely to happen if you’re not being true to yourself. Use December to get things done at work, too. Follow through with your commitments and grab opportunities that come your way, especially those that come through friends from the 10th onwards.

Power Animal: 📖 

Power Ballad:  Lynn Andersone - Rose Garden

  

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Sometimes the stuff that feels at first like the saddest boner ends up being the very best for you, Twin Star. This month your relationships and all the bitches in them need you. The people you’re committed to are expecting you to follow-through, and can you blame them? For as much joy and love that the people in your life give you, you’re responsible to them too. If your word isn’t good, why should people trust you? You’re totally entitled to change your mind, but you’ve gotta tell people when that happens. You may need to be patient with their disappointment or general feels if you’re shuffling plans around. The goal this month is to stay present when shit gets real, even when there’s something funner you’d rather be doing. Having well-held boundaries and a straightforward way of spelling them out will help you avoid serious relationship pitfalls. Relationships aren’t all hard work, so take heart, Gem. You’re apt to attract attention for your sparkle and wit, so bring it. When you’re not doing damage-control, you may end up on crowd control. Whether you end up with new dates, more friends, or just a boosted ego, notice how other people’s opinions of you make you feel about yourself. Play through the holidaze season without loosing your head. People expect a lot from you, and sometimes that feels awesome; and sometimes it’s just pressure. Make the most of your circumstances, because if you show up and really try, you’ll find that you’ve totally got this.

Power Animal: 🎯 

Power Ballad:  Let’s Groove – Earth, Wind & Fire 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

If you’re feeling unstable, it’s because you are; and that’s not a bad thing. You need to change, and the direction you’re taking your life needs to go along with it. Vision and follow-through are your two best tools, so make sure you’ve got them both at the ready. You’ve got so much going on and so many balls in the air that it’d be easy to get caught up in what’s in front of you instead of staying focused on your big picture plans. No amount of pressure from the outside needs to shake the fierceness of what you are on the inside, lover. Take breaks when you need them as you figure out what to rebuild, what to shift, and what to leave alone. We’re at the edge of a new year, and you don’t need to bring your anxieties with you. Write down all of your stressors on little pieces of paper, and put them one by one in a bottle. Name them and let ‘em go. Once you feel done, pop a cork in it and send that thing to sea; or stick it in the recycling, just as long as you get rid of it before Jan 1. You’re willingness to let go is all tied up in your ability to get somewhere new and improved, so get out of your own way and stop looking back: it’s upwards and onwards, Mama. The Moon will be full in your sign on 12/25, right in time for deep Xmas madness. Hiding your feels won’t be an option, so holding them with compassion and balance is your best bet. If you find yourself getting mad at your squad or your fam over the holidays, don’t freak out; use that big heart of yours to deal with the real shit that’s been stewing underneath the surface.

Power Animal:  🎢 

Power Ballad:  Toast and Marmalade for Tea - Tin Tin 

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

You’ve got this path you’re on and it’s a good one, but there are some serious problems with it too. You’ve been suffering, my love, and that sucks. Take your heartache and use it as inspiration to make changes, instead of sitting around and getting stuck in it. Love is a gorgeous thing, but when you love someone or something at the expense of your life growing in creative ways, you’re in trouble. No matter how tempting it is, don’t evade your very real needs this month. We’re about to step into a new year, and you can drag all your old crap with you or let it go in hopes of creating a more supportive life. Whether it’s your relationships, your home life, or your work, this has everything to do with the people you choose to trust and how you relate to them. Think about this stuff early in the month because from the 8th-13th your reactions will become stronger, and you may impulsively cut some cords or make some changes without enough forethought. Pro tip: your fear of the unknown should not make your choices; use evidence to guide you. Even though it’s the holidaze, it’s no time to quit werqing, gurl. Keep up your health routines this month because you can make meaningful improvements and strengthen a loving relationship to your bod. Work may be a drag but only if you’re trying to avoid it. Follow through with your commitments, and don’t let anyone get in your way; if they try, just kill ‘em with kindness, boo.

Power Animal: 😽 

Power Ballad:  How Deep Is Your Love – Bee Gees 

 

VIRGO

 

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

December might start out with a thud, but it’ll end with a pop! Turn inward in the first half of the month to find the roots of your case of the mehs. Don’t candy-coat your feels, even if you’re hella stressing out. You’re stressed for a reason, and your job is to look for and handle the source of your malaise instead of the symptoms. Be especially open to signs during the New Moon on the 11th . You’ll be able to make sense of them between the 23rd-26thwhen Mercury and Jupiter team up to bring insights you can actually use. You can bust through your indecision and fears if you’re willing to take some risks, which I highly recommend. You’re not gonna get anywhere new or better if you keep on doing the same stuff with the same people, hooker. Well-considered chances can take you away from crap that blocks innovation and juiciness in your life. While you’re at it, don’t waste all your goodness on selfie sabotage and following your FOMOS (Fear Of Missing Out Syndrome), Virgo. Get out into the real world, filled with real people, and spread your love around. Confront the good, the fab, and the gnarly of your connections; and shake what the good Lord gave you. Take some time to feel yourself and enjoy the company of others, lover. Your home base needs TLC this month too; so show up for the people and places you call home, and bring clarity about what you have to give. The Full Moon on the 25th will be an awesome time to show up with an open heart and see who meets you there, babes.

Power Animal:  🎲

Power Ballad:  Soon - Yes 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Make it happen, lovely one. You’re filled up with fire this month and it’s a great way to close 2015 down. Look for constructive emo outlets from the 5th-9th. You may be feeling angry or stuck, and if you have a place to take your bursting heart, you’ll be better able to figure out what you need to do with it next. With the holidaze upon us it’d be easy to focus on everyone’s needs but your own, but that’d be a mistake you’ve made before. Hold your feels and needs in balance with the bitches around you, dear heart, or you’ll end up feeling resentful for making compromises that no one ever asked you to make. Your mind may be running in circles, telling you that things are crazy complicated when they’re not. It’s all really simple, Libra: do you choose fear or love? If you choose love (the obvious better choice), then you’ve got to return over and over again to aligning yourself with those trusting and compassionate vibes, which is easier said then done. When you assume that fools are against you, or take it personally when dicks act like dicks, then you’re back in fear’s camp, a place that’s easy to get to but painful to stay. The 21st through the 25th is going to spark all kinds of interpersonal intensity in your life, so be prepared. Be honest, even when it’s hard, and don’t take on what’s happening around you, bb. You’re helly sensitive. Use your perceptions to help you understand your world instead of only to take care of others. You’ll emerge stronger and more accomplished. Be the baller you’re meant to be, bae.

Power Animal: 💃 

Power Ballad: Sweet Thing – Chaka Khan & Rufus

  

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Take on other people’s ideas of what you are, and you lose your center; ignore their ideas and you’re living in a narcissistic bubble. Find a balanced way of holding people’s opinions of you, Scorpio, so that their ideas don’t have more power over your self-worth then they should. You are a fierce and fabulous individual, a human-shaped snowflake; and there’s no one else like you. Take time this month to connect with who you think you are, based on your behavior in the here and now, hooker. There’s so much happening in your life that if you respond from an off-kilter place, it’ll feel like crap and go that direction too. Your circumstances are testing your relationships, and you’ll be better for it if you’re honest with yourself about what you learn. By the 16th there’ll be supportive vibes coming from Venus in your sign to help smooth things over –- just don’t accept things that are not in fact on fleek, babe. What you think and how you say it are being challenged all month, but it’s in the second half that you’ll be ready to rise up and deal with it. Choose your battles wisely without shying away from them. As ’15 comes to a close, you should do an exercise. Write out all the things that this time last year you thought you wanted, and take note of how much of that has changed since then. Next notate what you want to bring in to your life in ’16. Name some creative possible paths for the sad feels you’ve been nursing. You’ve got this, bae.

Power Animal: 

Power Ballad: I Wanna Be Your Dog – The Stooges 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Start it up right, ‘Tarius. December’s New Moon is in your sign, and it’s putting you on call to freshen up your heartstrings and anything that’s attached to them. You’re going through some major emo transformations, and you’ve got to stay clearheaded to keep yourself tight and alright. If you end up running around all month, try to carve out alone time in between dates to stay grounded. You can assert yourself in powerful ways this month, but if you act off-brand, you’ll feel awful about it. You may that fear being too much yourself will alienate others or push people away, but there’s no good way to be but true to you. No matter how confusing or seductive faking it might feel, you’ll feel best if you commit to being whole and happy. Be open to learning something deep about life or getting help from mentors from the 23rd-26th. If you mansplain / janesplain things to people who know more than you, you’ll miss out on opportunities for real learning. When it comes to love, beware gurl, because things may not be as they appear. There’s stuff happening beneath the surface that may trip you up if you’re not careful. Be exceedingly honest, and request the same from the fools you’re dealing with. Sometimes lovers are there to love you, and other times they’re there to help you love yourself. Because we are stubborn animals, it’s often easiest to see our worth when we’re standing up to someone who’s crossed the line. Love yourself not because you have to; do it just because you’re awesome, and make sure that the people you open your heart to see the fabulousness in you too.  

Power Animal:  👀 👂

Power Ballad:  Everything’s Alright – David Bowie

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

It’s all about your relationships, Cappy. Whether we’re talking about your relationship to yourself or your relationships with others, you’re unlikely to get away with any BS this month. When you get sad, it’s easy to try to push those bummer feels away, but that ends up making you agitated or extra bummed with a side of confused; it sucks. Deal directly with your heart, babe, even if it’s painful or confusing. This month is chock full of emotional landmines that could make you want to act out to protect yourself rather than get really grounded and calmly figure out your needs. It’s time to go deep or go home, BB. The good news is that the potential for growth and success in lots of spheres of your life is there; you just need to be brave enough to seize your chances. The Full Moon on the 25th is going to kick up big relationship stuff, so spend the earlier part of the month getting clear on where you’re at with the people in your life, but especially your boo and your besties. If there are any real problems between you and your closest peeps, they’re likely to come up so you can deal with them: so do! Your work sphere looks awesome, but helly busy. From the 8-13th if something comes up that seems too good to be true, it probably is.  Pace yourself and don’t leave things unfinished, lover. You will yield results with whatever you put your strongest efforts towards. Make sure you’re working on what you love, so you can bring that good stuff with you into 2016.

Power Animal: 👭 

Power Ballad: Cisco Kid – WAR  

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

What’s going on in that gorgeous head of yours, Aquarius? There’s so much brewing that will come to the surface in the New Year; but for now it’s time to bake your ideas, feels, and vision till they’re golden. Your big picture, long-term goals need you, bb; and if you get too caught up in the she said/he said of your social life, you’ll end up missing out on some pretty big opportunities to get yourself on track. But let’s get one thing straight here: you’re not in control. You can’t twist fate, control others, or predict your own future. How rude! All you can do is lay foundations you believe in today and hope that you’re able to build on them tomorrow. This is an excellent time to reflect on your year and all that you’ve come through. It may feel like a lot, so make sure to take in the stuff you’ve accomplished, lover. Appreciate the people who’ve held you up and helped you out, and give yourself a gold star for your successes. On the 25th -- with the Full Moon in your house of health and work -- is a great time to give up habits that have been holding you back. Whether you need to give up sugar or meat, or you want to stop wasting your time at a dead end job, the energies of this Full Moon will help you let go of whatever you’re getting out of that isn’t working for you. Do a ritual, use your Dear Diary, or just be with the feels that you want to release. Have a very witchy Christmas, lover!

Power Animal: 

Power Ballad: On The Road Again – Canned Heat  

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

The first couple of days of December are likely to be heavy, but don’t despair. The lack of flow you’re feeling outside is just to get you to pointyour energy inside. Who you are is up to you, and don’t let anyone tell you different, Pisces. 2015 ends with Mars rolling through your 8th house, and that can be some very hot and sexy good news for you; or it can end up doing a deep-dish backfire. The thing about powerhouse Mars is that it needs to be expressed, and if you aren’t willing to do it, the Universe will force your hand. Flirting your buns off, making some moves, dancing, and competitive sports (sale shopping counts!) will allow you to enjoy some of the most fun parts of this transit. The dark side of Mars is anger and combativeness, and the 8th house is not a forgiving place for those vibes to play out in. You may have a bone to pick with someone and, honey, pick away; just don’t expect that you’ll have your say without consequences. Be ready to fight for what you want, and dig your heels in around what you believe in, but be ready for push back too. Don’t hide from intensity, and don’t try to shrink, lover. Your career is a bouncy house, inviting you in for a tumble, so get in there and have fun! Don’t expect that the conditions you’re experiencing now are here to stay; make the most of the good, and deal calmly with the rough stuff. You’ve got this.

Power Animal: 💪

Power Ballad: Foxy Lady - Jimi Hendrix

 

XO

 

💜 November 2015

(image from @limecrime)

(image from @limecrime)

ARIES

March 21-April 19

There’s lots of relationship action for you this month Ramsey, but that doesn’t mean it’ll be good or bad as much as active. This sphere can bring you all kinds of spiciness, especially if you put yourself out there so don’t be shy, lover. You may pull a new relationship in or the opposite could happen. If you’re single you may have some serious heat with someone, or if you’re hooked up, you may find that you need to let go of someone. Painful endings or sexy beginnings are on the menu, and it’s a roll of the die as to which you’ll experience. Either way, the work is to be honest and have a healthy approach to how you connect to people, Aries. Don’t trade your welfare for someone else’s momentary happiness. You may find that people are annoying as hell, but beware! What you might think of as passive aggressive may be what someone else thinks of as nice. What you think is not the same as what everyone else thinks, so stay open to bitches being different without it being a big terrible thing. November is the time to listen to your dreams, especially from the 25th onwards when the Sun and Mercury enter your ninth house and inspire you to see things from a broader perspective. Your subtle senses are on fire, so don’t cling so tightly to what you want to see that you end up missing what’s in front of your face.

Power Animal: 🏄

Power Ballad: Hotline Bling - Ceresia

 

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

On the 11th there’s gonna be a hecka emo new Moon that could tie you up in knots if you let it. Don’t resist your feels, Taurus. Instead, use that day to notice what comes up, and set your intent for what you want to work on for the next Moon cycle. New Moons are a great time to draw new stuff into your life, so turn your hippy vibes up to kween status. On the 25th will be a full Moon that will be better for releasing whatever is in your way, so try to focus just on your YESes leading up to then. From the 3rd through the 20th you may find that you’re thoughts are consumed with heavy themes, so use that energy wisely. Get things done, finish up projects, or read that book you’ve been too distracted to get to. The one thing that won’t be well-starred at that time is getting your flirt on, so leave the light and lovey stuff till after the 20th. It’ll be easier to chill with friends after then too, so don’t worry if you feel more solo or introspective this month ‘cause it’s gonna pass before you know it. November is a great time to kick off new health habits, so put that in your new Moon plan, or just enjoy the boost. As nerdy as it sounds, you can move mountains; you just have to believe in yourself. Put the same amount of love and belief into yourself as you would into a good friend. You’ve got just about everything you need, except maybe faith and follow-through. Cultivate both for best results, bae.

Power Animal:⛵️ 

Power Ballad: Window Seat - Erykah Badu

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

How you relate to others says more about you than you might think, Twin Star. What you consent to is the embodiment of your boundaries, and that shit is way more real than you might want it to be.  You can blame others all you want for what you do and don’t have, but it’s on you to say what you mean, and mean what you say. Only you can decide if you need to bounce or breathe through it, so make space to reflect on it this month, especially in the last week of November when the Sun enters your opposite sign. This will be your half-birthday and a time to step up your game, Mama Bird. No matter how you play it, you’re gonna find yourself facing the music for how you relate to others and who you choose to chill with. The theme here is realness, and whether we’re talking daytime realness with your friends or nighttime realness with your beaus, the reality of what exists between you is coming up and demanding to be dealt with. The good news is that the full Moon on the 25th in your sign will help you to let go of false masks that aren’t working for you and shed the habits that you have with people that are keeping you stuck instead of safe. You may find that it’s helly easy to get distracted this month, so it’s wise to work hard to stay focused. You have a lot to learn from elders about how to manage your impulsive ways, so connect with mentors in the form of ‘rents, teachers, bosses, or my personal fav: fierce old broads who’ve got it made. It’ll help you to manifest your dreams in the here and now if you pick a lane, lover.

Power Animal:☯️

Power Ballad: Man Sized - PJ Harvey 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

It’s the holiday season, and family fun time is upon us! It’s time to watch closely what you say with your family of origin and/or your chosen family. Emotions will be running high all month, and when you add the pressure of time with the fam, it can get cray. The good news is that from the 25th-1st there’ll be vibes to support you in having extra empathy for people, which will help you to either come to forgiveness or at least not make discord worse. There’ll be a full Moon on the 25th which always makes you more sensi, so remember to breathe through your feels instead of jump to conclusions, Moonmama. The best way to use this energy is to try and consciously drop whatever mean habits you have in how you relate to yourself and others. Let go of the shit that isn’t working for you. Practice kindness and patience; I know it’s hard, but ‘tis is the season for emotional generosity. Reach out to friends, and cultivate the love and intimacy that you want by bringing it to your boos and babes, lover. You may feel like you have a lot on your plate these days, so remember that it’s OK to pace yourself. There’s nowhere you need to be that’ll be improved by you to show up ratchet. Do what you have to do in tandem with what you need. Your work life needs your follow-through, Cancer, so you need a plan. Even if you get stoked on something or someone new (especially likely around the new Moon on the 11th) remember to tend to your business and make your fam feel loved by you. If it feels like a lot to juggle, remember to take self-loving time outs.

Power Animal:👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 

Power Ballad: Love Bizarre - Sheila E

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Being a baller is not just about having money, it’s about keeping it, Leo. Manage your opportunities and resources like the kween you are because this month you can run into some abundance, but you could blow it all too. It’s a time of easy come, easy go, lover; so hold tight to what you value. Think about spending your money and time on quality more than quantity whether you’re buying for yourself or others. Scorpio season is not the easiest time for a Leo; it’ll either bug the hell out of you or kick you in the buns to get your shit sorted. The energy around you is not fixed in your direction, but you can work that out, bae. Don’t take delays and annoyances personally unless you have clear evidence that a person was for sure gunning for you. More than likely you’re on call to manage your reactions and clarify your values, as opposed to being under attack. This is an excellent month to stretch your networking muscles by reaching out to people who can help you with your career or big picture goals. You’re likely to get to enjoy their help if you ask nicely and use that fiery charm we all love you for, bb. Use the new Moon on the 11th to do a journaling ritual to see what you want to call into your life; and bring it to a climax on the Full Moon on the 25th, releasing what you’re best without. If you can get a witchy crew together and do it with friends, it’ll have a lot more power; and it’ll help promote feeling close to your people based on realness. Call it in and turn it up, gurl.

Power Animal: 💎

Power Ballad: Too Legit To Quit - MC Hammer

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You’re in a foundation-laying period, so get your patience pants on, Virgo baby. Now’s your time to envision what success looks like in real deal terms; what’s it look like for you personally, in regards to your work/life balance, family dynamics, and at home? What does success look like for you at work – what do you enjoy doing day to day, and what’s your end game? Think from the bottom up about how you want your happiness to bloom, not just now but over the next several years. Your future will happen no matter what you do, but it’ll be way better if you prepare now. On the 25th the Moon will be full in your opposite sign, so be especially sensitive to the ideas and insights that break through for you around then. You don’t need to figure all this stuff out on your own though. This is a great time for friendships (especially before the 20th), so reach out to your crew and get witchy with some rituals, or emo with visioning groups. You’re friendships are your lifeline, so text, visit, and chill with the people that make life more exciting and lovely to live, just don’t skimp out on talking about the real stuff that’s going on with you. It’s also a great time to kick off a new workout routine with a friend, especially if it’s something that pushes you. When it comes to love, something new might kick off; but don’t count your chickens before they hatch, lover. Just because you text with a bitch doesn’t mean you know them, no matter what it feels like. Never confuse the fantasy of what you want a person to be with the truth and evidence of what they are, Virgo. If you do hook up with someone new this month, remember to play it safe and bag it up, bb.

Power Animal: 👭

Power Ballad: No Diggity – Blackstreet

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

There are deep issues at play in your life or at least deep within you, and it’s making everything you do feel intense, Libra. Look for the deeper themes underneath your feels because things are unlikely to be what they seem on the surface. From the 20th-22nd you may have to deal with some major social drama, so here’s a pro tip from a girl who knows: there’s a big difference between what you want to get off your chest versus what you need the other person to hear. Be straightforward and steady without putting every emo detail out there. What may feel really important to say to your Dear Diary, may just make shit more complicated if you say it to a person who isn’t in the headspace to hear it. That being said, lies will bite you in the ass, boo, so even nice and polite ones should be avoided, so choose your moment and your words wisely. Passive aggressive is just a form of aggressive, lovely. The good news is that there’s helluv vibes helping you to concentrate and handle things in a wise way. If your dream life has been really intense and active in October it’s because your subconscious mind is trying to ping you. What’s it saying? Pay attention to the whispers you’re getting from within because you’re your own best guide, and well worth listening to. By mid-month you should have a less insistent pull from your inner mind and get better zzz’s, so if you’re down for lucid dreaming or dream blogging, hit it up before the 13th.

Power Animal: 🐚

Power Ballad: Over It - Dinosaur Jr. 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

The new Moon on the 11th in Scorpio is a juicy invitation for you to get right with your feels. Don’t stuff or starve your emotions, no matter how tempting that might feel, my love. New Moons are always a time to invite openings into your life, but when it’s in your own sign, it’s an especially good time to go within and take care of you. Make sure you’re body is your buddy, bae. This month may bring up big stuff and all of it gets funneled through your bod. Treat it like the innocent bystander that it is, and listen to it, support it, and be sweet to it too. This is an overall excellent time for self-betterment and self-reflection, so don’t be scared to get a little deep, lover. Your relationships are all wicked important but that doesn’t mean only your love connections, your friends are super important too. Make sure you’re not sinking all of your time into your romantic life because balance is where it’s at. Strive to hit quality time alone, fun time with others, but also time when you can deepen your intimate connections. There’s so much going on for you going forward but also that you’re still sorting out from the recent past, and it’s a lot to cope with. Watch out for weird self-sabotaging or self-abandonment crap that keeps you stuck in a nasty rut. If you remember to align yourself with your values, it will make everything much easier to figure out. While you’re at it, try and remember that you are wonderful and you deserve the best – it’s OK to ask for it from yourself and others, boo.

Power Animal:   

Power Ballad: Sorry - Justin Bieber

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Big feels are everywhere this month, ‘Tari, so don’t let ‘em be your kryptonite. Saturn is in your first house for reals, and it may feel like a wet blanket has been placed upon you or like you’re carrying extra crap in your bag. The stars want you to use the combo platter of energies at play in your life to get real about the stuff that matters. What do you value? How are you running your life and being in the world, and is it working for you? How you choose to be is on you, gurl, and you’re on call to make sure your vision for what you want and your actions in the world are lined up. The older you get, the harder it can be to take risks, but in some ways it becomes more important. Do you now, instead of waiting for some kind of windfall to magically come your way. Make your own fortune, and set your own goals. Be open to meeting a new love from friends this month or even for an old pal to all of a sudden sparkle into something more for you. This is a great time for hanging with your friends or, even better, to expand your crew. Just be on the lookout for cray miscommunications and weird vibes from the 25th-1st (just in time for the holidays – fuuun!). Family and friend funkiness may be passive aggressive and unsettling, so the best you can do is not take it personally and not take the bait. No matter what goes down, don’t jump to conclusions, lovely one. Be honest and direct, even when the truth is complicated and the people around you are hecka strange.

Power Animal: 💞

Power Ballad: Hello - Adele

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

No Capricorn is an island; you need people to help you get where you need to go and have a life worth living. Make sure that you’re not ignoring or using the people in your life because both approaches will come back to bite you in the ass, lover. People are complicated and messy and wonderful, and their needs and feelings are as important as yours are. Consider your needs in context of the people around you without overcorrecting in either direction. The new Moon on the 11th is excellent for people times, so reconnect with old friends, and follow up with that person you’ve been meaning to know. This is an awesome time to start a new project, too, but it’s better not to do it alone. These lunar vibes favor collaborative action, so takes some risks with bitches you trust. Just be careful later in the month when Pluto messes with Venus from within your sign on the 20th-22nd, making people helly intense. Be clear about your boundaries, the terms of what you’re trying to share, and where your limits are. Most people respond to feeling vulnerable with defensiveness, and that can create a whole lot of trouble if you match their heavy vibes. Try not to take peoples’ craziness personally. Just be your most diplomatic self, and deal with whatever comes up honestly. You may feel a bit of malaise at the tail end of the month, but it’s just your insides trying to get your attention. Listen to your inner voice to figure out what’s been bugging you. Take care of your spirit, lover.

Power Animal: 📻 

Power Ballad: Smile - Jasmine Jordan  

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

There’s so much Moon action this month that you should prepare to be helly emo, bae. The new Moon on the 11th marks a great time to start new projects that are already connected to your big-picture goals. This isn’t the time for trifling away your energy on filler stuff, so crystalize your concepts of what you want for yourself. Start a vision board or bring your woo to the next level with some witchy intention-setting rituals. The idea is to bring in help from wherever you can get it; so if you don’t like to get all hippy about it, at least reach out to would-be mentors, Aquarius. On the 25th the full Moon in your house of play is awesome for you to let go of your ex(es) and  finish creative projects. Feels are bound to be running high from the 20th onwards with lots of weird energies around you. The good news is that the funk is not likely to be directed at you or about you at all, so you should be on guard against taking on other bitches’ drama. You may make some truly valuable connections with people, especially in the second half of November, so don’t be shy to make the first move! Sometimes a gurl has just got to step up for what she wants. Whether you’re looking for someone to chill with or something that’ll last, the work is the same: listen to your instincts and be true to yourself. While you’re at it, make time for some deep-cleaning of your ideals and values to make sure they’re up to date with where you’re set on going.

Power Animal: 💡

Power Ballad: What's On Your Mind? - Information Society

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Only you get to decide who you are, Pisces. Don’t let fools tell you who you are or what you should be because only you are the boss of you.  People may try getting in your face to tell you what your potential is, but make no mistake that this is a test of your willingness to be uncompromisingly yourself. You’re gorgeous as you are and you don’t need to make yourself smaller for other peoples’ egos. In fact, November is a great time for bigging up your plans and expanding your vision for what you wanna do with your life. You’re in a fertile time; your only challenge is in how much you sell yourself short, babes. Trust yourself so that if you make a mistake, at least it’s yours. Get ready to welcome some serious steaminess this month; you may just be feeling yourself, or things could get hecka fun with someone else. Enjoy it! just know that relationships are a mirror. Whatever you consent to participating in is the embodiment of your boundaries. It’s on you to act in ways that are right for you; don’t worry so much about what others are thinking or wanting from you that you fail to be a good friend to yourself. Big feels with your family will test your ability to stand your ground (not Florida style, I’m talking hippy style of ground-standing for you!). Try to not react without pause, lover. You’re being tested in how much faith you have in yourself. Other people can do their shit, and it’s more of a reflection on them than you; you don’t need to dignify pettiness with a response when it hurts you to do so.

Power Animal: 

Power Ballad: Take Me To Church - Hozier

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💜 October 2015

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Just hold back a minute, Aries. Mercury will go direct on the 10th, making the first part if this month better for internal motion than external movement. This is a great time to clean out your closet, re-read your journals, and generally work on your relationship to yourself. Take the time you need to get right with yourself, mama. Everything doesn’t need to be buttoned up and perfect, but you’d be way happier if you could develop a better bridge between how you feel and what you’ve got to do. There’s no glamour in the shit you’re dealing with, but realness is worth forgoing sparkle for a minute. Lots of mundane stuff is demanding your attention; and if you don’t deal, you’re likely to find things get super annoying. So get your shit together! That means organize your time like the gurl boss you are. Don’t worry so much about the details because if you have the right plan in place, the small stuff will sort itself out. Even if you’re not getting recognition for your efforts that doesn’t mean that bitches aren’t watching to see how you deal with yourself. Shortcuts will lead you to annoying dead ends, babes, and you don’t want to have to backtrack through this rough terrain, trust me. When it comes to love, you’ve gotta acknowledge that you’ve been kinda odd lately, Aries. When you feel weird, you act weird too, and people don’t always know what to make of it. Take the time to be nice to others. If you’re a hooked-up hooker, let your bae know what you’re feeling, so they don’t take shit personally that’s not about them. If you’re single and trying to mingle, you may find that you’re heart’s not in it. Be true to yourself and patient; you won’t be missing out on anything if you’re busy off getting your shit together.

Power Animal:💆

Power Ballad: Enter The Game – Marion Cotillard   

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You are lovely and wild and you. There’s no one else like you, and that’s totally awesome. You need to stop comparing yourself to people in order to see if what you’re doing is right. What works for others isn’t necessarily relevant to you; all you gotta figure out is what’s right for where you’re at in the here and now. This month that means laying your burdens down one at a time. You don’t need to get it all done right away, and you can’t know all the answers yet. Instead of defending yourself from your problems, try to start off by accepting them. You're at where you're at. Nothing can change the past no matter how much you want to go all Back To The Future on your life. All you can do is make new choices in the present to prepare for what comes next, so just do that! Don't get in your own way gurl;  be a gentle and kind friend to yourself whenever you can. You have some things that need dealing with, and a creative approach is what’ll get them done on time. Your love life is super active this month, whether you’re single and wishing you weren’t, or you’re busy with dates and darlings doesn’t matter. What counts is how you handle it. Keep your long game in mind this October so that you don’t waste your time and energy on situations that feed your ego but leave your heart empty. This is your time to go for quality over surface-level connections because you’re likely to get returns on what you go for. Don’t sell yourself short out of fear and other limiting self-talk crap, Taurus.

Power Animal:  👑 

Power Ballad: Sugar Crush – Joanna Gruesome

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Truth is a funny thing; whether you ignore it, hide it, act on it, or treat it like it’s out to get you doesn’t make it any less real. Stop pretending that you don’t understand what’s going down and that you don’t know what’s up. Not wanting to grow or deal is hella different then not getting what’s going on. Slow down your thinking and call a truce with your fears, Twin Starlight. You are going in the same direction anyway, so there’s no point in dragging around a purse full of what-if’s with you. Make no mistake that no matter what you’re tripping over, it’s only your heart that needs attention. If you’re so cynical that you can’t even trust that things are going to improve, then it’s like you’re building a bad vibes wall between you and what you want. Instead, strive to be open. Shielding yourself from hardship is not protecting you, babe. Facing your feelings with bravery and addressing your needs with compassion is all you can do to take care of you. You’re on call to use equal parts assertion and diplomacy this month, and that’s a tall order but one you can totally fill. A lot of what you’re dealing with may fall into your blind spots because it’s related to old childhood crap that makes you feel ways that don’t necessarily match what you’ve become. What you do now matters, and how you do it does too. Even if you aren’t confident in the big picture, you can honor what you do know in the little things. The worst thing you could do now is nothing, so be brave as you shift gears in a deep way this month.

Power Animal:  🎡

Power Ballad: Vernaculo – Future Brown

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

There is a time for everything, even the crappy stuff, but that doesn’t mean any of it will stay around forever. The Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse on September 28th set some deep feels in motion that’ll get all riled up again around the 12th of October. Don’t fight it, Moon Mama. You feel whatever you do, and there’s no value in trying to deny or repress it ‘cause your shit always comes up anyways. If you spend your precious energy trying to avoid being overwhelmed, all you’ll succeed in doing is freaking yourself out more. Step up, BB. You're not here in this hard and beautiful life to evade it. Get your wants better lined up with your actions, even if that takes helluv restraint. You’ve been going too far in the direction of one or the other instead of looking for a healthy medium. Your relationships can be a powerful vehicle for transformation if you let them. Play fair because at the end of the day your virtue is your currency. If people can’t trust you, you’ll end up feeling lonely because you are alone. In your mad rush to be OK make sure you don’t alienate bitches that have your back. Too much self-defense is defensive, and too much ego stinks. The ego plays tricky games by telling you that you’re the worst just as soon as it tells you that you’re better than everyone else. Be weary of either notion, as they’ll both hold you back. If you’re gonna fail, do it in pursuit of a high-quality life, not trembling in a corner, boo. You’re too good for that.

Power Animal: ✋

Power Ballad: Hit The Quan – iHeart Memphis

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Nobody’s going to be able to do it for you, Leo. There is only one way it’s gonna get did, and that’s by you, for you, with the special Guest Star tonight being you. You need to check in with your value system and make sure that you’re making choices and acting in a way that reflects them. It’s one thing to hope for cool shit to fall into your lap, but it’s another to not know how to take care of yourself when it doesn’t. Hope is good and you need it, but there have got to be more tools in your clutch, lover. When shit gets real, as it often does, you need to trust in your perceptions enough to act on them. Checking and re-checking in with your bros can end up making you feel more confused than anything else if you’re doing it to avoid listening to your own gut instincts. The weird thing is that you’ve got great people in your life that love and support you and want to take care of you; it’s just that you need to prioritize having your own back, Leo. This is all about the deep emo transformation you’re in and not really about the situations that’re triggering them, so don’t get lost in the details. The good news is that your finances are set to flow this month. You may fall into money or just work extra and have a little more to enjoy. Either way, it’s not the worst time to buy yourself a little bit of happy. Don’t blow through all your scrilla, but it’s there to be enjoyed, so live a little why dontcha.

Power Animal:🌹

Power Ballad: Games – Alison Wonderland

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Even if you’ve set everything up perfectly, that doesn’t mean you’ll feel comforted. There’s a big difference between your external security and your inner emo sense of safety. If you only focus on the outside stuff and ignore your feels, it won’t really change them, Virgo. The truth is that you don’t know where you’re going, and if you do, you’re unlikely to have confidence about how or when you’ll get there. While that’s for sure a bit sucky, it doesn’t have to be that bad. Embrace the fine art of boundaries, and this month you’ve gotta have them with yourself even more than with others. What you take on is about you, Applesauce, and it’s your job to make sure that you are all-in on your agreements, and if you’re not, to change them. The problem with trying to build your happiness on the back of the sanctuaries in your life is that if you built those safe places before you knew they’d make you happy, it might be that they aren’t the right shape to hold your joyfulness. Be brave enough to change what needs to be changed, lover, and kind enough to tell the people in your life what you’re going through, so they can help you out or get outta your way. In the realm of love, things are hecka wonky. Your compulsions and needs are running hot and heavy, but your ability to handle heaviness is on the wane. Don’t take on more than you can handle with bitches, even if you love them, Virgo. It’s far better to under-promise and over-deliver than to disappoint people. What you do counts, and now’s your time to grow your self-esteem to a place where that feels true.

Power Animal: 🍴

Power Ballad: Control – Janet Jackson

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

It’s not enough to have goals; you gotta have the willingness to follow through with them. It’s too easy for you to get all co-dependent, lover. Jumping ship by focusing on what other people are or aren’t doing instead of your own shit is way easier than looking at your own self. If you catch yourself doing that crap, know that you’re in a people-pleasing K-hole that doesn’t even make others happy. Commit to do you this month, but especially in the first half of it, bae. There’s major lunar action for you around the 12th , and you’ll be able to let some profound baggage go or just dig yourself in deeper to whatever you’ve been doing. You don’t have to wait for things to get shitastic before you fix them. In fact, it’s much easier to handle things before you feel so awful that you aren’t seeing clearly. Lay down honest foundations so that what you build for yourself and with others is sustainable. The fools around you are unlikely to be super dependable right now, but that’ll only be a problem if you’re leaning on them too hard. Be prepared for spontaneous changes in general this month by finding your center and balancing yourself from that place. It may be easier said than done, but it’s totally worth the effort. Your love life is weird. The Universe want you to love yourself, so she’s down to create the conditions that force the issue. Unfortunately, that can look like the loves in your life being distracted or love being generally scarce. Don’t sweat it! It’s for now and not forever, and there’s a bigger picture to it all. Choose to love yourself, especially when you need it most.

Power Animal:  🔨 

Power Ballad: Disclosure – Hourglass ft. Lion Babe

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

The decisions you have to make aren’t what they seem to be, Scorpio. There’s the surface level of what you choose, and how you handle yourself with others, and then there’s the deeper motivations within you at play here, babe. You can fake it through whatever you want, but the underlying stuff isn’t going away just because you’re ignoring it. This is one of those times that you need to face what you're scared of. Go to the top of the highest building, and confront your fear of heights. Dare to believe in yourself even as you have a million voices in your head saying that shit won’t work out. Fake it till you make it, but just don’t stay fake. There are no shortcuts this month because you’re on call to live in accordance with your values, even if it’s a total pain in your arse. So what do you value? Make a list of all the most important things in life; is it health, happiness, friends, work? Then look at what you’re actually doing, and make sure that your choices reflect what you care most about. If you get caught up in bullshit ideas about what your life is supposed to be or how you’re supposed to feel, you’ll feel bad and not get where you want to go. The good news is that you’re bound to have a secret admirer this month, so look out ‘cause your babely superpower is set to slay. Don’t be so in your own way with love that you miss out on sweet sweet honey just ‘cause you don’t like the jar. Be open to people surprising you with good vibes and fun times, Scorpio.

Power Animal:🍯

Power Ballad: White’s Not My Color This Evening – Chery Glazerr

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Peace isn’t the same thing as happiness, Sagittarius. It’s possible to have peace with the saddest of circumstances, or to be contented with the most stuck of situations. How you feel right now may be any number of things, but there’s a big difference between your reactions in the moment and your big picture feels. With Saturn securely in your neck of the woods for the next two and a half years (!!), you would be wise to try and understand the difference between the two. Strive to find a sense of purpose and balance in the face of your responses and your central self. Sometimes that may take you away from the most accessible happiness in favor of something more lasting and true. If you can stay guided by a larger sense of meaning, you won’t find yourself as easily thrown around by the rough stuff that life hands you. People are crazy, needy, and impossible to understand, and that’s why you love them, when you’re not hating on them that is. Accept the good, the bad, and the ugly of your dynamics this month so that you can handle them well. People, especially people you wanna get with, are likely to come into your life this month so that you learn something about yourself. Don’t get too attached to the way they seem to be in your relationships, though. It’s unclear if they’re here to stay, play, or if they’ll drop off the face of the earth at a moments notice. Maintain your equilibrium and you’ll be all-good, gurl. It’s how you do you that matters at the end of the day.

Power Animal:🍕 

Power Ballad: Kickin' It Wit My Daddy - Ricky Weems

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and it’s totally true, even though it totally sucks. You’re for reals struggling to keep your head above water, and the only way to win is to stop fighting it, Capricorn. Being waterlogged isn’t the worst thing. Dive headlong into your feels even if it slows you down or weakens your confidence for a minute. You’re a sensitive one, but overcoming your emotions is not the same as understanding and transcending them, lover. You’re on call to stop bullying yourself and instead start showing yourself the compassion and care that you would give to others. You will change or be changed, and if you choose it, you’re more likely to dig what you end up with. This is a time of growth for you, but it looks a little sad too. You may be leaving old relationships, or just shifting your relationship to yourself, but either way it’s likely to be a bit scary. Ease your way on down the road with the simple act of kindness to yourself as you figure things out. Your career is on fire, but it’s not super stable. This is an excellent time to try new things and make new connections, but that doesn’t mean you’ll have a settled feeling about where you stand. Just be open to change, and let your instincts guide you from there. Don’t be scared of vulnerability; it’s a necessary part of creativity. Without it you can’t innovate because you’re too preoccupied with doing things “right” (ask Brene Brown; she’s got amazing stuff to say about this). You’ve gotta dare to be wrong in order to find something more right than you’ve ever experienced.

Power Animal:🎇 

Power Ballad: Chinatown – Girlpool

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

How can you tell the difference between your feelings and your thoughts? It should be super simple to do, but can you do it, and do you even try? Most of us run around convincing ourselves of a story about what, how, and why, instead of actually sitting with our feels and nurturing ourselves based on what we need. It’s like trimming your hair with nail clippers. You can do it, but the way that shit grows out is not gonna make you happy. You don’t have to understand your emotions or be able to explain them to others in order to be entitled to have them, bae. Get your head outta the game and bring your heart in it. You’re ready. It’s like you’re at the beginning and the end at the same time and it feels hella crazy, but can be just as fertile as it is cray. You’ve come out of so much turmoil, some of it good, and some of it rough, so think of October leading up to the juicy full moon in Taurus on the 27th as your time to develop a more nuanced relationship to your feelings and the needs of your heart. If you get the chance to start something new that feels right, you should grab it, even if your head whispers all the things that could go wrong. The full moon will be your time to let go, so get as witchy as you can be and do whatever magic you need to to let go of everything you can. The trick with the loves in your life is that you don’t know what you want, and maybe even who you are right now. It’s hard to get what you want when you don’t know what it is. Stay open in your search, and it’ll all come together before long.

Power Animal:🔦

Power Ballad: Why Don’t You Cry – Willow Smith 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Fear and worry have the potential to undo you, Pisces. You are an emo person, and that is a healthy and wonderful thing; but you’ve gotta let it flow. when you try and hold back your emotions or channel them into whatever packaging you thing other people want you to put them in, you end up feeling cray as hell. Try the K.I.S.S. method (Keep It Simple Sweetheart). If you find yourself making things all complicated and layered in your thinking, work hard to distill it down to it’s essential basics. You have all the tools you need, the trouble is that you have lots of extra stuff too: people’s expectations, your fear of success, your fear of failure; you name it, you’ve got it cluttering up your mind. So breathe. Be kind to yourself. Carve out moments every day, even if they’re brief, when you catch up with yourself and remember to be your own friend. Keep it simple, sweetheart. You are on the path to having more power in your life, but you can’t take on more unless you make space for it. Your relationship house is full of awesome vibez, so make the most of it by figuring out what you want and need with your people, not what they want from you. Love and connection can transform your life if you let it, bb, so let the right ones in, even if that means you’ve gotta start saying no to the wrong ones. You’ve got this. Take heart, lover.

Power Animal: 💝

Power Ballad: Nobody Really Cares If You Go To The Party - Courtney Barnett

XO

❤️ September 2015

photo cred @michellenorrisphoto

photo cred @michellenorrisphoto

ARIES

March 21-April 19

There’s a rumor going around that you’re the baddest bitch in town, but it’s both true and false. You’re fierce and fabulous for true my fiery one, but just because you boldly rush towards answers doesn’t mean you feel certain of what to do. To be HBC you’ve got to have clear vision, and right now yours is hecka shaky. Move away from thinking reactively, especially before Mercury goes retrograde in your opposing Libra mid-September and screws with your forward momentum. Strive to come up with a clear sense of your short and long-term goals, even if you have make an old school ‘Pros and Cons’ list. Whenever you feel sidetracked this month, try to remember that it’s a test of how clear you are about your end game, Aries. You may even find that what you thought was a detour is really a shortcut. Take well-considered risks that support you in tightening up your plans. Opportunities are coming your way - just make sure you’re savvy enough to receive them.

Venus finally goes direct on the 6th and that’ll help your relationships to smooth out. Don’t try to be a hero before then; if things are shitty let them sit for a minute, and try to improve matters with a little TLC in the second week of the month. You may need to move fast though because Mercury’s moonwalk has a funny way of fouling up communications and leaving butt-hurt feelings in its wake, especially at the end of the month when the Lunar eclipse happens in your sign. Try compromise instead of waiting and wishing for others come around to your way of thinking, my love. Be kind, be patient, and true to your word, and you’ll be just fine.

Power Animal: 🌴

Power Ballad: Adieu – Coeur de Pirate

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

When you get all freaked out, it’s easy for you to feel defensive and act a fool without even realizing it. This month you may find that you’re struggling through a thick veil of nervousness that’s messing with your head. If you act all wiggly, you’re gonna freak people out, and they’ll assume the worst because that’s just what people do. Save yourself some drama and be a straight shooter, Taurus. Embody the most genuineness possible so that at the end of the day you can lay down the truth and feel confident about what you’ve done. While you can’t avoid consequences, you should choose to commit to creating ones that you can live with, bae. When Mercury goes retrograde mid-month, it’s not a great time for processing; but that’s just because it increases the risk of misunderstandings, not because you shouldn’t be communicative. Go out of your way to say what you mean and mean what you say, even if that means you talk, drink, or socialize slower than you would otherwise. This month is Saturn’s last pass in your opposite sign; and it’s a big, heavy, final heave-ho. Honor your existential meltdown (if you’re still having one), and take care of you. The good news of all this me-management is that you’re just around the corner from your own personal Spring, where things heat up and start to bloom. Think of this as the time to get yourself ready for the kinds of relationships that support you in the next phase of your life, ‘cause they’re on their way, love. For now you should just do you and let romance and friendship flow your way when they’re ready. The only exception to this is around work connections; if you have the chance to network this month, do it up. If you share your good vibes, they’ll double for you this autumn.

Power Animal:  💼

Power Ballad: Tranquila – J Balvin

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

It’s all about your relationships, Twin Star. The people in your life and the dynamics that you consent to participating in say more about you than the words coming out of your mouth does. How you show up, and what you require of others is a really big deal. If you’re always saying ‘yes’, even when you hella mean ‘no’ ,that’s just an energy suck for you, and it creates a confusing exchange for others. Be straightforward, gurl. Don’t act like you’re into the latest fad if you actually think it sucks. If you speak out of both sides of your mouth, nobody is gonna trust you but bitches who do the same BS. Even if you think you’re being nice, being disingenuous is a weak move. So toughen up and take the risk to be more yourself. Speak your mind and accept the consequences of the truth. Your relationships will be better off for it now, but maybe more importantly, they’ll be way better off in the future. This month can be all about beginnings if you play your cards right, but with your ruling planet, Mercury, going retrograde mid-month, it’d be easy to jump the gun, so take ‘er slow and steady, my friend. September is a great time to invest in your home life, Gem Star. That means spend time with your family of origin or your chosen clan to reconnect and fill up on love. Dig deep into home improvements, including the ever-popular Autumn cleaning (which I just made up), where you get rid of old shit in order to make immediate room for new stuff. It’s a good time to just chill in your comfiest spot with Netflix too. The point is to do mellow stuff that’s warm and cozy. Power up and so that you play your best game this month.

Power Animal:  🏡

Power Ballad: Sister of Pearl – Baio

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Your attitude is everything this month. It’s not a power struggle if you don’t fight, Moon Mama. If you see other people’s shit as a personal attack instead of just their own blind spots and weirdness, then you’ll be miserable. There’s a big difference between standing up for yourself and picking fights, but it’s likely to be a subtle and confusing one this month. Every time fools get in your way make a ‘How I Feel’ and then a ‘What She Did/No She Didn’t’ list. The point of this exercise is to keep the difference clear between how you’re emotionally reacting versus what’s actually going down. You may still need to stand up for your self or fix some things, but you need it to be productive instead of defensive. The Stars want you to learn how to be more powerful, and that may require you to have to assert yourself more, even when it’s uncomfortable. Confrontation doesn’t have to be a bad thing as long as you  do it in a way that is compassionate and generous to all involved without watering down your position. When it comes to your career, it’s a big time of expansion. You have so much work to do, but it’ll all pay off if you do it right. Put the pedal to the metal and take on that extra project, study extra hard for that test, and follow through with what you know you need to get did. The work in front of you is totally worth doing because of where it’ll get you down the road. You’re capable of creating opportunities for more freedom, but it’ll take first leveraging from where you’re at. Don’t cut corners or alienate your allies and you’ll be all good, bae.

Power Animal:  👓

Power Ballad: Water Water – Empress Of

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

The woo is deep within you, Leo, and you need to follow it’s inspiration so you can have a healthy, happy life. When shit that is out of your control tugs at you and makes you feel stressed, strive to have faith. When you get the sads or encounter hardship is when you need extra an helping of vision and hope. This month you may need to put the people that bring worry to you on ice so that you can recover from the emo mess that you’re in. The worst thing you could do is to act all nicey-nice when your head is screaming and you’re irritated as hell. A girl’s gotta be diplomatic, but don’t confuse that with being fake. When Venus finally goes direct on the 6th, you may have some serious messes to clean up that have been stewing the past month or so, but luckily you’ll have the clarity to make sense of things. the only question left to answer is whether you have the chops to be forthright and emotionally vulnerable with people?  I have confidence in you, gurl, and now it’s time for you to have greater trust in yourself too. If you could take a trip, that’d be awesome. Even if all you can manage is a little day in a part of town that you never go, pretending to be tourist. It’d really help you to get the kind of perspective that only comes from being out of your routines. Mid-month Mercury goes retrograde, but that’s nothing compared to Saturn’s heavy step into your fifth house of love and play. Get real about what’s fun and who makes you happy. You may have to make some edits but it’ll be well worth it, my love.

Power Animal:  🍱

Power Ballad: White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You deserve a damn break, and the stars are here to help you make that happen. Take more chances to make your life more free and fun this month, Virgo. You’re on the verge of something huge, so dare to make it wonderful by striving in the face of your fears, and being grateful in the face of opposition. Yes, you are likely to have a lot of work to do, but no, that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. The first half of the month is the perfect time to get shit dealt with. File your damn taxes, finish the stuff that you’ve been procrastinating, and do it before the double hit of your ruling sign, Mercury, going retrograde and Saturn making it’s certain shift into Sagittarius (which will feel pretty annoying to you, sowwee) mid-month. you’re gonna be in a place that’s excellent for setting the stage, so do it by getting your ducks in a row, my love. In the second half of the month you’ll find the energy there to make you thrive. Whatever you feed will bloom, so let your happiest thoughts and big dreams be the seeds that you’re propagating, lover. If you’re gonna work hard, work hard on love; and if you’re gonna move on, move on from the limitations you once accepted as necessary, but now know aren’t. Love is right around the corner, gorgeous, so get your head in the game. If you allow yourself to stay down in the dumps you’ll end up attracting more of the same. Keep your attitude flowing with gratitude and you’ll be just fine, bae.

Power Animal: 🌱

Power Ballad: Hold Up Wait A Minute - Antonique Smith

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Figure your shit out, Libra my love! The Universe wants you to take your reality in your hands, and make it more of what you need it to be. This is your time to mold your circumstances, change your behaviors, and firm up your game plan. The good news is that the tightness in your pocketbook that Saturn brought over the last couple of years is likely to finally lift when Saturn leaves Scorpio mid September. Your money will get some nicer flow to it, and mama likes flow. The bad news is that you may still need to play catch up and fix the ways you’ve overextended yourself for the next few months. Work is weird and still a bit of an unknown, but if you’re willing to roll with the weird vibes, you may find that it’s really fertile ground to recreate your path. Take the unknowns in your life as a call to figure out what you really-really want, Libra. Stop watering down your will and going for what you think you can get, and bust some ass to make your dreams happen. Your relationship sphere is especially active this month as Mercury goes retrograde in your neck of the woods, making you somehow the center of things. Be the change you wish to see, Lovely Libra. Don’t sit around waiting for people to intuit your needs; tell them what you want. Don’t wait for others to change so that you can have the kind of connection you want; be the one to make the first step forward in changing your broke-down dynamic.

Power Animal: 🌊  

Power Ballad: Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Whatever is going on for you these days is just a set-up to get you to be your best self. Even if you’re stuck in the middle of a shit show, in a storm, with no shoes on, the Universe has put you there because you can handle it. She believes that by stepping up, you’ll have the chance to encounter things you really, truly dig about yourself, and that’s awesome, even if it ain’t fun. Pay extra attention this month to relationships that you can’t work around or quite live without, Scorpio. So put your negotiating skills to the test, bae. Understand the difference between what you need to say to your shrink or your Dear Diary, versus to your co-worker or boo. There’s no need to spell out your boundaries, you’ve just got to embody them. Show the people what you’re here for. Be the person who leads the charge, and not the fool who talks shit about how someone else should really do something about leading it. At the end of the month, the lunar eclipse is likely to bring all things to a head, and if you’re not prepared for it, there may be drama in it for you. Participate with others wisely, my love. Be ready to be real, even when that means you’ve gotta be raw. People are difficult when they’re not wonderful, but they tend to be more self-involved (as opposed to nefarious with their intentions) than you tend to think. Here’s the perfect formula for you this month: the benefit of the doubt + forthright communication = a Scorpio who’s happy with how things shake down.

Power Animal:  💬 

Power Ballad: Fuckers – Savages

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

What are you doing with your life? Like, for true; where are you going, Sagittarius? This month as Saturn makes it’s way into your first house for the next two and a half years (gulp!), you’re gonna find yourself grappling with these questions like never before. The best way to manage the heaviness of what you’re likely to be dealing with is by getting hella spiritual about it. Embrace the woo, my child. Get real centered with the things that bring you life; and remember that your job, the town you live in, and your relationships are not where the world begins and ends. There’s always so much more! If you can let this perspective inspire and fill you up, you’re likely to organically see more options and have more energy to explore them with. Your vibes are strong, and when they get caught up in stagnant or destructive shit they’re just strongly bunk. So lighten up – literally. Lighten up all the shadowed places in your mind so that you can see the broader context that your struggles are happening within. You may not be able to have it all right now, but if you pace it out right, you’ll get there in time. The second half of the month is gonna rev things up a bit. Sex and love are giving you all kinds of feels whether or not you’re getting any. Here again all you should do is you, bae. Show up with your best self and let the world respond to you as it will, in it’s time. The last week of September may bring you some intensity of either the awesome or meh variety. For best results don’t jump to conclusions or overreact as you sort through your feelings and needs.

Power Animal: 🍬 

Power Ballad: Who’s That Girl – Madonna

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You know that relationships are hella important, but you also know that they are a variable outside of your control and you’re not about that business at all. This month will end with a lunar eclipse in your house of family and home, and that may bring up some old emo stuff from your past; ain’t nobody got time for that, but you may have to make time. Use the first half of September as an opportunity to fully own what you feel, what you need, and what you’re willing to do about it. There needs to be a more solid bridge between what you want and what you have, and it’s on you to build it, Cappy. Start off by letting go of the people, habits, and commitments that feel familiar but you know aren’t good for you. This is one of those times that you have to make room in your life for something to come through. The problem with that is that it requires a leap of faith, which is way scarier than sticking with the Devil you know. Take a chance, gurl. Pursue the truth, even if it takes you into the belly of your insecurities or down a winding and unsure path. It is far better to fail in pursuit of what you want then to be safe and fine. A life filled with regret is the unintended by-product of a life lived too safely, so take some damn chances. If you need to negotiate at all in the second half of the month, be extra-super careful as Mercury is going retrograde on the 17th and can trip you up. Listen carefully, read the fine print, and take your time before you make any kind of promises.  #TheTruthWillSetYouFree

Power Animal:  😈

Power Ballad: Queen's Speech Ep.4 - Lady Leshurr

 

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Get ‘er did, gurl. You are changing, like the gorgeous and unpredictable being that you are. The work in front of you is to be more unapologetically and beautifully yourself, but what the hell does that mean? This month it means a lot of things. Reconnect with your lust for freedom, dive headlong into bursts of creativity, and generally grab life by the gonads. You are blessed with a magic touch this month, so use it to the greatest of your advantage. If you know what you want stop mulling it over and make it happen. If you don’t know what you want, it’s your time to figure it out. Even with this mid-month Mercury retrograde business, you are likely to find sparkling clarity if you put on your action slacks and get to looking for solutions! Part of what you’re likely to find is how badly you need the people in your life. Whether you’re thinking about your family, your collaborators, your boo or your bros, this is your time to spread the love and appreciation around. It’s felt like you were treading water for a minute now, but things are about to get real busy. Before they do, make sure that you feed your connections to others because no Aquarius is an island. There’s a way that your values are being tested, so look out for opportunities to tighten up your relationship to what you want and why. In order to be the realest you around, you’ve got to be aligned with what drives you on a deep level. The path to becoming may include one confrontation with the truth to another, so don’t smooth out the edges of what’s still feeling edgy, bae.

Power Animal: 🔔

Power Ballad: What I Am - Edie Brickell & New Bohemians

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

No matter how much you want to merge your happiness with others, it’s never a wise move, mama. You are your own person. You have your strengths and your weaknesses, and they are completely your own. Your tendency is to love others in a devotional way, and that kind of loving is beautiful. The trouble comes in when you loose track of your self and become reliant on others for your happiness -- or worse -- just to be OK. There is no circumstance that’s going to force this on to you, and no magic that’ll have you wake up changed. You need to choose it, my love. There’s no path that you can travel on where this issue won’t come up, so why not deal with it now and here? It’s like your life is waiting for you to step up and into it – don’t keep it waiting, boo. At the end of the month there’s gonna be a full moon so full it’s an eclipse, and it’ll be a momentous time for letting shit go. Take it! in fact, use to whole month to get clear about what needs to go and then between the 25th-27th , it’s time to say ‘Sayonara, see you never’ to whatever is best gotten rid of. When it comes to work, you’re on call to start building towards your long term plans. Don’t sweat the little stuff if it doesn’t stop you from getting on towards your end game, gurl. Sometimes you’ve gotta concede a battle to win the war. Have faith and work hard and you’ll come out on top.

Power Animal:⏰ 

Power Ballad: Drunk In Love (cover) - Ashanti Floyd

 

💋 XO

 

❤️‍ August 2015

The future is female @otherwild

The future is female @otherwild

ARIES

March 21-April 19

The thing about taking the high road (other than that it’s awesome) is that you can loose your way too easily on it if you’re not empathetic to where others are coming from. You may technically be the one who’s trying to improve things while it feels like others aren’t pulling their weight; but not everyone can function at your level, so don’t take it personally, lover. The way you emotionally process the facts makes all the difference in what you perceive is actually happening this month. Your strength is being tested, and you may have to make compromises that no one appreciates or to be compassionate to fools who wouldn’t know how to return the favor. Take your time and pace yourself through your interactions with others as well as in the execution of your goals so that you make choices that you can live with, gurl. When it comes to love, this is an awesome time to heat things up. If you’re single, get yourself out there, and talk to as many hos as possible. Your vibez are high and you’re likely to attract more juice than you can drink, so take your time and only let in the people and experiences that you’re down for. Sex, love, and good times are all fabulous, but they can happen on a surface level or go deep. If you want meaningful connection and intimacy, hold out for it, Aries; and don’t get distracted by pretty, shiny things. If you’re hooked up this is a great time to invigorate your sex life and to kick up the fun. Conversely, if you’re not happy in your relationship, there’s energy that’ll help you bounce. You’re strong, bb, so boost your confidence and keep on living in the best ways you know how.

Power Animal: 💪

Power Ballad: Dominique Young Unique - Throw It Down

  

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

These are some intense times, and it’s important to do what you’ve gotta to keep your head above water. There’s your stuff, and then there’s other people’s crap, and sometimes it’s hard to keep them all separate; but you need to do it now more than ever. Tighten up, gurl. Your opinions are your own, and you need to be able to stand tall for what you believe, think, and are willing to act on. Life isn’t simple, and very few issues break down to black and white, so it’s OK if you need to take your time and weigh things out. You need to consider all factors so you can be true to yourself, especially if you’re going to successfully see beyond your fears. The only thing for sure is that you have some unpacking to do, Taurus. What’s yours versus what isn’t (and I’m talking about the good, the bad, and the ugly here) is hard to see when it’s innocuous society crap, or super close to your family stuff. It’s not possible to please everyone, so your best bet is to please yourself. Be authentic and true to you, instead of trying to guess into what others want from you; that game will drive your crazy if you let it, Taurus. The new moon mid-month is a great time to get your shit together and open your heart to whatever you’re going through, so work hard on yourself in the first half to take advantage of the good juju. Think about what you want to bring into the world, and what you’re willing to do to make that beauty happen. It’s not selfish to care about yourself, and it’s not wise to make your self miserable in exchange for somebody else’s happiness. Take steps towards the truth, darling one.

Power Animal: 🐣

Power Ballad: Salut Salon - Wettstreit zu viert

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

The problem with getting what you want is that you then have to follow through and deal with it, Twin Star. This month, you’re a damn boss and can expand your aura of influence, but you’d better watch your step. No matter what you do, there’s going to be consequences; some you intend for, and others you don’t. You’re likely to have hella work to do, and it doesn’t look easy, I’m afraid. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t look bad, but sometimes the stuff we want the most is also wicked stressful. The trick is to not try and choose the easiest answer, or the quickest path, no matter how overwhelmed you feel. This month it’s all about aligning yourself with the best things and people for your future, even if that takes you on a rocky road that’s slow and tedious. Listen closely to your fears, because they’re telling you what you need to improve upon in yourself. Listen closely to others as they’re reflecting back to you the stuff you don’t want to deal with but is really important for you to get. People may not know what to do with you as you grow, so be flexible and patient with your relationships, bae. The full moon at the end of the month is likely to be stressful as hell, but it can motivate you to finally do what you know you need to. August may find you taking some pretty big risks, but you don’t need to worry. It’s your time to create the happiness that you want, and the rough patches won’t derail you for long.

Power Animal:  🚣  

Power Ballad: Dan Deacon - Feel The Lightning 

 

CANCER

 

June 22-July 22

Watch out for sad sack feels and victimy self-talk this month, Moon Mama. You’re unlikely to be forced into anything, so try and have more ownership of your choices, even the ones that you wish you didn’t have to make. The problem with allowing yourself to believe that you don’t have the final say in your own life is that it lets you off the hook for when shit gets real. Whether you need to finally catch up to the fact that you’re awesome and people know it, or that you’re not doing what you need to do to make things thrive, it’s all kinda the same thing. Own your shit. Know yourself well enough to know where you’re at in the here and now. That’s it. Don’t make it too complicated or save it for another day. You’re seriously ready to deal with what’s real and to do what you need to with whatever you find. Just don’t be surprised if it turns out that your greatest challenge is in embracing your own success, power, and potential. It’s crazy how you can work so hard to dig your self out of a hole, only to find that the stupid hole was kind of your whole identity. Get bigger, kid. Laugh louder, dream farther and wider, and push yourself towards greater peaks of happiness. Love will have a healing effect on your life this month, but it may be more stimulating than soothing. If you have losses to cut, then so be it, just don’t hold yourself back out of habit or fear. You’ve got this, Cancer, so get out there and do what you came here to do.

Power Animal: 👜 

Power Ballad:  Mz 007 - Important

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

There’s no resisting fate, Leo. Some times in life things reach a crescendo of sorts, and you’ve got to play them out, like it or not. Your ego is a powerful thing; it can put your feels on blast and inspire you to act in ways that create more drama than mama wants. With so many of the planets in your sign this month, you get to learn the difference between your will and your ego, and you can learn the hard way or the easy way; the choice is yours. Your will generates vision that’s fierce and fabulous, while the ego is reactive and muddy; the former is self-aware, while the later is self-obsessed. Take more time than you think you need to respond to people when you feel hot and bothered this August, Leo. Acting in ways that are overly ‘nice’ but not especially real will backfire in big ways. If you lead a bitch to believe that you’re cool with things being a certain way, you’d better be prepared to keep up with doing that thing long term, lover. It’s not fair to set yourself and the people you’re close to up for false assumptions, even if you’re doing it with the best of intentions. With this month’s Venus retrograde in your sign it’s time to get clear about what you’re fer reals feeling and why. Venus also makes this an excellent time to go through your closet and get rid of everything you’re done with. Invest in what suits who you are and where you’re at. Take self-acceptance to the next level, and love yourself like it’s never going out of style, gurl.

Power Animal: 🐴 

Power Ballad: Chynna - Selfie 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You don’t have to put a good face on things in order to be OK. Life in general, and your world in particular, can’t be on point all the time, Virgo. How you handle it when things feel rotten is hella important this month. If your attitude is to fight change and you insist on keeping things light, you’re likely to make things worse than they need to be. So here’s the plan: connect to the people you trust and love the most. Have life affirming and emotionally supportive times, and then get to work, ladybug. You need to have some serious heart to hearts about what you’re going through with folks, because when you hold it all inside it’s hard to get perspective. Do what you need to do to get on board with the flow of your life, even if you’re not sure where it’s taking you (or if you wanna go). The trick is to have hope, and the surest path to achieving that is to have gratitude for what you do have. Write out a list of everything that you’re grateful for, Virgo. From your health, to your shoe collection, the food on your table, and to the blue of the sky. Find the things to inspire and buoy you, so that when you have to make compromises it doesn’t feel like it’s the only thing you’re doing. When it comes to love this month, all you’ve got to do is leave it alone. If you’re not happy this is a good time to ponder your options, but give yourself a minute before you do anything big. Let love and tenderness come to you, and if they don’t, focus on getting yourself together for now. Trust in the bigger picture, babes.

Power Animal: 🗾

Power Ballad: DONMONIQUE - Pilates (Kendall, Kylie, Miley)

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Feeling outta control sucks; but if you overreact, get all defensive, and make weird power grabs, it’ll seriously mess things up, Libra. You have the right to say hells-no, to tap on the breaks, or to do whatever feels right for you, but please oh please try and assert yourself before your anxieties compel you to act out in ways that make everyone feel awful. If you’re looking to fix your problems, you’re way more likely to be plagued by them because you’re not broken and you don’t need fixing. Try and learn from whatever’s getting you down, so you can eek out healing inspiration from it.  You’ve got to put your needs first, and doing so doesn’t mean that you’ll ignore everyone else; as a card-carrying Libra, one of the big things you need to feel good is happy relationships. Putting yourself first only requires that you’re honest about what you want your future to look like, and that you’re down to lay the groundwork for that to happen. It’d be easy to get distracted by factors that are out of your control this month, especially in the first half, so keep it simple, sweet cheeks! Be forthcoming about where you’re at, even when it kinda sucks. The point is to take emo responsibility for yourself, and not to try and mold yourself into what you think others want from you. Experiment with new and more genuine ways of connecting with others across the board but especially with your loves. Be open to intimacy looking different than you expect and happening with people you never thought possible.

Power Animal: 🌛 

Power Ballad: Janelle Monae - Many Moons

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Your relationships and connections are everything, Scorpio. Your relationships will help you up or hold you back, so pay attention to how you participate this month. It’s not that you should be a creepy schemer, manipulating what happens between you and others, but you better not making promises you can’t keep, or flaking on people that deserve your time and energy either. Figure out where you stand, what you need, and what you’re willing to do with the bitches you love best. Whether we’re talking about your work wife, your BFF, or your boo, there’s change brewing with your intimacies that you need to show up for. The worst move you could make is to act out in the hopes of avoiding bad vibes. Strike out to create something, not to avoid shit. Procreative energy is way more potent, and the truth is that you have no control anyways, my love. Your career is super important, and you should be especially on the lookout for new developments mid-month with the new Moon in Leo. Don’t take it personally if fools are grumpy as it’s unlikely to be about you. Again, how you handle the people-part of your ambitions will set the stage for what’s to come for you, so be careful that your big mouth doesn’t say things you can’t take back, creating consequences you seriously don’t want. You can make meaningful strides towards your dreams as long as you continue to work hard and avoid any temptations to throw anyone (including yourself) under the bus, no matter how annoying they (or you) are. Kindness and generosity will lay the road to your success in this maddening, gorgeous world.

Power Animal: 👭  

Power Ballad: Hi Fashion- WHERE IS THE PARTY?

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Don’t fight the current, Sag. With Saturn back in your 12th house, you’re likely to need some serious come-to-Yeezus moments, and it’s not all fun. Either you’re choosing to look at your shit, or it’s being forced on you, but the thing’s that for sure is that you need to look in the mirror and make peace with who you see looking back at you. In the wise words of Yeezy, “no, you’re not perfect, but you’re not your mistakes”. Yeezy speaks the damn truth. When searching for balance, the pendulum is likely to swerve wildly in both directions before it hits center, and you, my friend are in full swing this month. The truth has a habit of being messy, but this isn’t the time to avoid a little chaos. You shouldn’t hesitate to take a time-out from your social life to find some peace of mind it if that’s what you’re craving. Feel your feels, but don’t get stuck lamenting them or get trapped in stories you tell yourself about how you got here. Yeezy says “I can let these dream killers kill my self-esteem, or use my arrogance as steam to power my dreams,” and he’s right again. At a certain point, you’re gonna have to pull yourself up and decide to celebrate you. I’m not trying to get you to have a Kanye-sized ego, but his willingness to go wherever his creative muse takes him is your perfect inspiration this month. For you single Archer Babies, love may not make its way into your life, but that doesn’t mean a girl can’t play. Flirting, fun, and experimentation are well-starred this month, even if find your true love isn’t; so if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with. 

Power Animal: ✊ 

Power Ballad: Kanye West - Jesus Walks

  

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Even if you get what you want, it’ll come with a price tag, lover. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go for it, but you’ve gotta be prepared with some realistic expectations this month so that you handle your shit with grace. The more gorgeousness you pull into your life will leave less room for the old stuff that you’ve been stubbornly hanging on to, Cappy. August is all about life-affirming endings, so break up with the person you know you have no future with, stop pretending that your frenemy is your for-reals BFF, and make peace with having outgrown kitten heeled pumps, even if that’s half your shoe collection. The truth is that there’s better stuff out there for you, but that doesn’t make the letting go easier in the short term. As cheesy as it sounds, let go with love, hooker. Appreciate what you had, even as you acknowledge what needs to go. There’s no need to drag things out or bring drama to your situation. Just own your part, and do what you need to do. You’re not off the hook if you’re in great relationships, love your job, and everything is rosy in your life, though, Capricorn. You are on call to 2.0 your game and bring it to the next playing level. Be the boss of your life, and not a slave-driving jerk of a boss; be the lady that encourages you when you’re down, and helps you stay committed to your dreams. You’re on a solid path, bae, so stay with it, Cap.

Power Animal:  👾 

Power Ballad: Azealia Banks - Wallace

  

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

The role that your friends are set to play in the development of your big picture goals is big and interesting this month, Aquarius. You should be working your buns off for sure, but pay close attention to how that impacts the people you love because your relationships are wildly important for you too. There’s been some pretty deep changes brewing within you, but it’s still not clear what you want to do with all this newness. Keep on trying new stuff and letting life surprise you, sweets. Be especially open to love or honey crossing your path mid-month, but keep in mind that all that glitters is not gold. You may meet someone that inspires you to be a better version of yourself, or you may meet a hot and heavy waste of time. Both hold their appeal; the better choice is only defined by what you want, so stay connected with your heart. And that brings up the most important thing for your August; you’re on high alert to check in with your standards around relationships. The bitches you roll with say a lot about you, and you should think through whether your connections are a reflection of your beliefs and values, or if you’ve fallen into a lifestyle and relationships that need to be shaken up. You don’t want scarcity of love in your life but find there is, get off your buns and sink your energy into people that’ll love you the way you wanna be loved.

Power Animal:  ️‍❤️ 

Power Ballad: Shangela Laquifa - Werqin’ Girl

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

It’s simply not practical to convince yourself that life will be shit and you’re not capable of changing things. Don’t decide for the Universe or others how you’re gonna get screwed over and then start making provisions before it happens, Pisces. This is your time to call on some deep emotional bravery, bae ‘cause your heart is ready for more than your head knows how to ask for. If you want your relationships to be a better fit for you, then you need to show up and be more yourself with folks. You wouldn’t go trying on clothes sucking in your stomach ‘cause they wouldn’t fit you when you got home, so don’t do the equivalent of that with your peeps. Be honest about what’s happening with you, Pisces. If it bums people out, you’ll deal with it with your patented niceness! In the mean time, be your self at all costs. This month ends with a full moon in your sign, and that makes it a great time to build towards letting go whatever isn’t serving you. When you serve all that realness, you can make a pile of what to get rid of and what to recycle and dump that shit when la luna gets full. It’s on you to create up a lifestyle that supports the quality of life that you want to be enjoying. Make art, pin your heart out, sing in the shower, create, live vibrantly, play like a damn kid, and love like you’re not worried about getting hurt. You’ve got this one life to live, so make it a good one.

Power Animal: 🌚

Power Ballad: Benjamin Clementine - London

 

XO

 

❤️ July 2015

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

You of course have the right to do whatever you want, Aries. You can tell fools what you think they should do, or you can just rip apart how they’re doing things in your head. The trouble is that if you allow yourself to focus on what they are or aren’t doing, it’s just a big fat distraction from what you’re up to. Who you roll with and how you participate reveals a lot about you, gurl. The most important thing you can do this month is to focus on your own sweet self, and not worry so much about everyone else is up to. If you are honest with yourself you may find that you are not down for a lot of the shit that is going down in your relationships; what’s unclear is if you’re the one who needs to chill out, or if you perhaps need to accept others as they are? If it’s them, not you, then I encourage you to seriously assess if you need to bounce or not. There’s no wisdom in dragging yourself or others through the mud if you’re not happy, so if you can’t make the choice to work it out, you may just need to walk. This month may light some fire under your ass and make you feel hecka entitled, so pace yourself wisely to avoid fucking shit up, my love. You are not likely to want to wait for evidence to pile up before you jump to conclusions but that’s exactly what you should do. Own your part and take stock of the direct that you’re pointing your life this month.

Power Animal:  🐪

Power Ballad: Feeling Special - Mykki Blanco 

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You have so much awesome in your life, but have you let it permeate the layers? This month (preferably the first half) is a great time to start a gratitude board. Start list out or pinning pictures of the things and people that you’ve got in your life that bring you joy. Start accounting for all the wonderfulness you have access to, and it can be deep but it can also be about loving your hair, or valuing the easy access you have to drinking water – think big or small, as long as you think grateful, Taurus. It’s easy to get attached to thinking that life sucks, and that you’re stuck in your own skin in a way that give you the wrong kind of feels, but the truth is that your perspective can shift if you want it to. I hereby challenge you to find five new things to feel thankful for every day, this month. Srsly. Train your brains to be looking for yeses and it’ll be way easier to see them. This won’t only help your inner world, but it’ll also affect the people you touch in a really positive way. You’re ready, Taurus. You’re ready to set down some roots and deepen your connections, but you need to start with you. Be on the lookout especially in the last few days of July for meaningful endings. It’ll be a great time to let go of limiting habits or attitudes that have outlived their purpose, so get ready, so you can get to dumping. You’ll feel lighter and happier for it, I promise.

Power Animal:  🙌🏾

Power Ballad: Escapade - Janet Jackson 

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

If things don’t go your way you are likely to feel kinds of crappy feels, but don’t confuse your feelings with the end-all be-all of your situation, Gem. The Universe isn’t trying to kick you in the vag, it’s trying to get you pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make shit happen. July may confront you with circumstances that make you feel stuck or confused, but don’t panic, get motivated instead. You are on call to know how to better pace yourself so you don’t loose steam or abandon ship altogether. This is actually a really great time to make, handle, or reevaluate your relationship to scrilla. In astrology when we look at a persons personal finances, we’re looking at Venus, the planet that most people associate with love. The reason why that is, is ‘cause Venus also governs our values, and in the OG system, money was a reflection of value. Nowadays we don’t think of it that way so much, but we really should. If you can focus on what you value and act from there, you’re likely to find that the money just flows, and your stresses lift. This summer is an excellent time to get shit done, so the more you are willing to sift consciously through your inhibitions and blocks, the sooner you’ll be free, Twinny. Your love life is another matter completely, because that part of your life needs you to let go and let things flow to you. 

Power Animal: 💸 

Power Ballad: Bitch Better Have My Money – Rihanna 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Loving people doesn’t require you to take on their emotions and struggles. It’s perfectly OK to take a large enough step back that you can not be in it, but not such a large step back that your loved one feels abandoned. Often when people are going through shit they only really need someone to bear witness, not to fix it for them. You’re on call this month to parse out your emotions and issues from those of the people you’re close to, Moonchild. This is the time to revamp how you connect to the people you love; what you think you owe them, and what you’re willing to take on, and how forthright you are about your needs should all be at the top of your self-reflection list. You’re likely to be successful in your relationships, so make sure that you will be happy with things staying the way they are. Your strength of character is being challenged, because it’s easy to be healthy with folks when things are chill, but when shit gets real is when you’re ability to be honest and kind get tested. Things aren’t meant to stay the same, my love, this is a time of growth and that is inherently unstable. If you need to rock the boat that’s cool, just make sure you’re rocking it back on course. When it comes to your professional development it’s kinda the same story. You’re the boss of you, and if you don’t like where you’re going, it’s high time to make plans to get pointed in the right direction. Get your head in the game, even if you need to think broad-strokes and long-term planning this summer. 

Power Animal: 😘 

Power Ballad:  Nagarjuna, Sushmita Sen - Mercury Poolu  

 

  

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

What do you think of work? Is it a total boner that you dread, or do you get something of value out of what you do, and how you get it did? There’s lots of energy this month brewing for you in your work sphere, so you’re likely to be really happy or really frustrated around these issues, or at the very least, you’re unlikely to be neutral. Be bold enough to ask yourself what you want before you go doing what you think is required of you, and follow this little nugget of advice: if it doesn’t feel right, it probably isn’t. Don’t obsess on the details of your situation, because that’ll only help you to feel stuck. Focus on the Meta view of what you want, so even if you have to suck it up for now, you can feel connected to the larger ‘why’ of it all. The last few days of July are likely to bring big emotions, so this month is a good time for you to be aware of what you’re choosing to participate in on all fronts. You’re likely to have all kinds of opportunities to hang with bitches that are fun, but it may be an easy come/easy go of good vibes. That’s not bad, but if you’re looking for more lasting connections you’ll do well to push things beyond surface level schmoosing to see if deeper love vibes are possible. This is true with all kinds of relationships that offer you love, Leo. In order to know what’s real, you need to be real with the people you’re dealing with. Take risks with love, as long as you heed what you’re shown. This is one of those time that the most obvi answer is most likely to be true, gurl.

Power Animal: 🔨

Power Ballad: Sausage – Lil Mama

  

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Have you ever dipped your toes so carefully, and slowly in the pool, just to find that the water is perfect, and you could’ve jumped in way sooner, and had more time to play? Well don’t make that mistake this month, my loving Virgo. Dive in headfirst and be a big, fat, hedonist! Taste every delicious thing you can get in your mouth, sing at the top of your lungs, and laugh till your stomach hurts. Life is to be enjoyed and savored and sometimes that kind of joy flows towards you, while at others you need to work at it. Either way it’s your turn to turn up, gurl. Have fun times in a way that doesn’t cost you anything you don’t wanna pay; that means you need to keep shit smart and safe so it doesn’t go rouge on you. July is an awesome time to bring your career into sharper focus by clarifying what you want, and who you need to be connected to for it to happen. The difference between using people and creating mutually beneficial agreements is wicked important. Make sure everyone stands to gain from your collaborations and no one (including yourself!) is getting the short end of the stick. The connections you make this month, especially in the first and last weeks of July, are likely to stick with you, so make sure they’re healthy ones. Your friendships may be going through some growing pains on the real, but don’t loose sight of what’s important. Have your girls’ back, and expect them to have yours, ‘cause if you have no solidarity, you ain’t got nothing, boo.

Power Animal: 🏊

Power Ballad: Hoop Dreams – Teengirl Fantasy 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

It’s on you to initiate the beginnings you want to see in your life, and that’s only tricky because it requires you to know definitively what you want. This month is all about following the yearnings of your heart, even when your brain is chattering away, distracting you with a million other options. If you know where you want to go it’s cool to question it, but not so much that it compromises your progress. The thing is, Libra my love, that you totally may make a mistake. You could fuck things up so bad that you have to start from the beginning again, or make a fool of yourself. It’s totally possible. But it’s just as possible that you will succeed. You may thrive and overcome your worries, only to find yourself exactly where you want to be. If you’re gonna make a mistake, make your own mistakes! If you have a fail, make sure it was in pursuit of your dreams, and not some watered down version of what you want. So here’s a decision maker pro-tip: imagine that you’ve decided on a thing, and sit with that. Everything’s going well, so what happens next? Where does it bring you in a week, a month, and a year? If you like the potential you see, it’s a good choice. If you can’t even envision a happy way for your choice to play out, it’s unlikely to be a good one for you. The good news is that you have good, quality people in your life that you can turn to for feedback and perspective. Notice I didn’t say advice – figure things out for your self and then bounce it off of babes. Now’s your time to do you, Libra.

Power Animal: 🗻 

Power Ballad: Drø Sø – Kakkmaddafakka 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Saturn’s back in your sign and I’m sorry that it’s likely to be a bummer in the middle of your summer. You are meant to do some meaningful self-reflection, but that need may be at battle with your desire to check out and just kick it. It’d be a mistake to let your defenses get the better of you though, so if you do peace-out, make sure you’re not harboring any hidden resentments or submerged grudges, ‘cause that shit will come out when you least expect it in less than graceful ways, Scorpio. The people that you count on may be dealing with their own shit, kinda leaving to handle the changes they’re creating. Again, the key is to not let yourself be reactive without first getting yourself together and checking in what you feel and want, here and now. You’re on call to make delicious lemonade with all these lemons you’re being handed, Scorpio. You can make so much sweet out of the sour in your life for true; it’ll just take you staying on the ball. The stars above want to adopt baller status, but that can only happen if you work it like a boss. Trust your instincts, gurl, because you know what’s best for you. On the work front be open to new possibilities to expand what you do and where it takes you. Opportunities that come your way may rush in and then out again, so the better you know yourself, the better you’ll be able to make use of the chances you’re given. Make friends with yourself so you can be your best ally. 

Power Animal: ⚾️

Power Ballad: The Golden One - The Goddess Bunny und Tenderloin 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Sometimes your sads are trying to strong-arm you into healing. When you feel too many feels it sucks, but it’s also hella motivating for you that they can be an opportunity to unload people or attitudes that make you feel bad. So simple, right? Wrong. ‘Cause when you feel like this it’s hard to know what to trust, and the impulse to suck it up and just be positive can obscure you from hearing what your heart wants you to hear. You’ve got patterns that you’ve been playing out with other people that reflect a blind spot in your self, Sag. It’s gotten you to the same wall over and over again, and it’s never awesome. The question is first if you’re willing to change, and then how in the hell to do it? The way to pull off meaningful growth this month is by learning how to stay with your sads. When you feel badly take a deep breathe and stay present with your feelings. Don’t fix yourself, cause gurl: you’re not broken. Ask yourself what you need and show yourself the kindness of being compassionate to whatever you hear in that huge heart of yours. The point is to turn inwards and change your insides out, bae. This summer is all about excavating your demons so get to digging and don’t waste the deep cleaning energy. That means you should keep your partying to a modest place, and the distractions to a minimum. It’ll be worth all the effort if you follow through, because when Saturn comes back into your sign come September shit will get real. Let go of your old patterns so you can embrace whatever comes next.

Power Animal:💫 

Power Ballad:  Sisters - Cate Le Bon 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

If you stay the same it’s gonna hurt, bae, and there’s no way around it. Change has come for you and you can run but you can’t hide. The question is only how hard you’ll fight it, and if I know you, this could be a long ass battle. My advice this month is to be tender. Show compassion for yourself as you decide what of your own behavior is limiting you unnecessarily and be kind as you learn to let it go. If you bully yourself into changing it just won’t work, so don’t be a meanie. Instead write an old fashioned list of all the things in your life that you know you want to change. Rate on a scale from 1-10 the importance of dealing with each item this month. Next, make an action plan for each item, or you can make peace with the consequences of doing nothing. What I’m suggesting here is that you take control of what’s in your jurisdiction so that you are not only productive, but so you have peace. By the 15th you should see opportunities for new connections with people, or better yet, connecting with folks in new ways. Whether you need to close a door or open one up, the work is the same, mama; be true to what you know you need to do, even when it’s hard or scary. Collaborations are well starred this month, but you may find that your community has changed when you weren’t looking, or that folks just aren’t as available as you wish they were. This is happening to motivate you to make sure that your communities and lifestyle match who you’ve become, and you’re not stuck in some sort of social Groundhog Day. Change may be scary, but living your life on repeat is way worse.

Power Animal: 📝

Power Ballad: Faith – George Michael 

 

AQUARIUS 

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

If you’ve been running yourself too hard lately you’re bound to hit an emo wall that gives you all the wrong feels, Aquarius. Instead of rushing to fix things, this month it’s smart to devise a two part strategy where you carve out time to take tender loving care of your frayed nerves, and reach out to people that will be supportive to lean on. Your tendency to be so in your head can lead you to make up narratives about people and your relationships to them. No matter how right you are (and you’re most always totally right, obvi), that doesn’t mean that your assessments are right-on. Talk things out with people when shit comes up, don’t decide for them what they feel, or what they’ll do. Keep dialogues open this month so that when the Moon is full in your sign on the 31st you don’t go totally full moon crazy on fools. In the meantime, your career is in a great place for you to set some foundations in. How you handle the next three months will have serious consequences for you in years to come, so make sure you’re playing by your own honor code, and pointing yourself in a direction that you want to be in. The pursuit of money or power has its draw, but if you go for that without anything deeper in it for you, how’s that gonna age? Consider your happiness as you prepare for your future, my love. Even if you have to make some annoying decisions now, it’ll be totally worth it to see the smize in future-you’s eyes. 

Power Animal: 📱 

Power Ballad: Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole – Martha Wainright

 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20 

When you get weird then you act funny, and then other people get weird, and then it makes you feel bad, and it’s a cycle that doesn’t feel good for anyone at all. The only way to be natural around others is to first and foremost accept your self, Pisces. There’s no one way a bitch is supposed to be, and whatever your standards are is your business, but I challenge you to see if you are as compassionate and accepting of yourself as you are of others. Self-acceptance and self-love can be a damn near radical act for a female, so embrace it like the rebel you are. July is your time to embrace your quirks, your vulnerabilities and your nature, because you’re fabulous, my friend. In the realm of work you’re likely to find lots of reflections of your fabulousness, so either work hard to get good results, or if you’re over where you’re at this is the right month to put out feelers and look for a new position. What you go for is likely to thrive so dare to be abundant and happy, mami. When it comes to love it’s likely to be all aces if you don’t let your insecurities get the better of you. Embrace your body, whatever shape you’re in, and know that sexy comes from vibing on yourself more than thigh gaps and side boob do. Bring play into your style and get your flirt on. Enjoy what and who you are, ‘cause there’s no one else like you, soul sister. 

Power Animal:  🐞

Power Ballad: I Just Want To-  Reggie Watts 

 

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❤️June 2015

Hey lovers: Mercury will be Retrograde 'till the 11th. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

There’s no reason on earth why you shouldn’t be kind, Aries. Seriously. If other people act like total douches, that’s on them; but as soon as you start acting like one too, you’ve implicated yourself in the bad vibes action. Don’t be a D! Love is the most powerful tool at your disposal and the most effective way out of whatever crap you find yourself into. Whether your situation calls for you to be kind and supportive to yourself or to shower such gems on others, June is your time to step up and kill ‘em with kindness, Aries. The truth is that times are crazy and people are tripping. Hard. So you have to be careful about not taking on everyone else’s crap or taking everything personally. Sometimes people are grumpy, not available, or just plain weird because that’s how they are; it’s not about you. I know, it super weird that you aren’t always at the center of other peoples’ minds, but it’s true! So don’t trip. Shower understanding on the people, and have faith that you are well-loved. The work that needs to be done in your relationships will be best executed with good vibes, so catch those flies with honey instead of vinegar, hooker.

Mercury will be Retrograde until the 11th, but things might not feel quite right, mental processing-wise, until mid month. Take your time figuring things out before you jump to conclusions in the first half of June, and if you can avoid making any major moves career-wise, that’d be smart too. You’re gonna get where you need to be and just when you need to get there. Take deep breathes ‘till then. 

Power Animal: 🍧 

Power Ballad: J'aime – Riff Cohen

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You’re fully and completely ready to move the hells on, Taurus. I’m not talking about a break up or changing from a diffuser to plopping. It’s time to do deep and soul-engaging work on your self, for yourself. Let go of your old ways of thinking and acting that you hella know aren’t serving you, and seek to better understand what you’re getting out of them. There’s got to be a reason that you keep on doing the same crap that doesn’t make you happy, so what is it? With Mercury Retrograde through mid-June, it’s a great time to really dig into your innards to find your answers. If you allow yourself to stay stuck and rigidly defend your attachment to the status quo, you’ll be limiting no one but your own sweet self, lover. So confront your fears. It’s OK to be scared, vulnerable, or generally bad at things when you first start out. Don’t let your natural learning curve inhibit you from setting goals that are outside your comfort zone because you are capable of getting through it all. You’ve got the guts, Taurus, just trust in yourself. Keeping your eyes on the long-view prize will help you to not get twisted up with the little stuff. If your actions are aligned with your values, you’ll be able to take necessary risks, and step in the direction you wanna go. While you’re doing all this hard work, it’d be wise to ask for help from your friends; and if they can’t show up for realness, then you may need to reevaluate your friendships too. Let people reveal themselves to you so that you can know who your true friends are. Don’t be scared of the truth ‘cause it’s there whether you deny it or not. 

Power Animal: 🙋🏾 

Power Ballad: Karma Police (Radiohead cover) – SHEFITA

 

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

There’s a break coming for you, Twin Star, so don’t waste it. Mid-month you will be relieved of Saturn’s weight as it leaves your opposing sign. It’ll give you a wee bit of peace and you should take advantage of it all summer long. Mercury will also go direct in your sign around then, so you’re likely to find yourself having bursts of clarity and a sense of wind beneath your wings. Or not. You may just feel less burdened and see way too many options and end up wasting away your time (sound familiar?). Your best course of action will be to get certain about what you want for yourself this month. It’s not enough to know that you want a relationship, to see the blue light, or to get a car; you’ve gotta get aligned with what you need to do to make those things happen first. This requires you to embrace, or at least accept, where you’re starting from. You may need to do a bunch of basic shit that you’d prefer not to do. Otherwise, you won’t get to where you truly wanna be. So slow it down and tend to your foundations. Your summer doesn’t have to be a bummer, but it shouldn’t be all play either. Update your approach by the 15th and you’ll be happy that you did. Seriously, Gem, your tomorrow is dependent on today, so do the right things for yourself. There’s lots of room for love this month, so put your self out there! Whether that means you should go out and meet the people, or you need to be more open and heartfelt with the people you’re already connected to is up to you. Step it up.

Power Animal:🔭 

Power Ballad: Lullaby – Chargaux 

 

CANCER

June 22-July 22

While it’s true that things are hard, that doesn’t mean that they’re going to shit, bae. Your fears are going rogue on you, and you can shrink in their shadow or treat them as springboards; the choice is yours. The truth is that, while some of it is personal, some of what you’re feeling is actually the weight of upset from the people and world around you. You’re on call to sift through all the emotional content that’s pulling on you in order to sort out what’s yours to work on from what’s yours to let go of. It’s hard work but crazy important to do when you’ve got so many feelings warring within you. What you’re scared of and what you’re triggered by says a lot about you, if only you’re willing to listen. You’ve got the feels, my love. Some of what you’re sad about is old stuff, some of it’s straight up fear; but again, if you can be interested in your own vulnerabilities, you’ll be able to heal the wounds that are at the root of your pain instead of just tending to your symptoms. You have changed, gurl, and there’s only pain in it for you if you try to cling to the past. This month, it’d be wise to make your theme all about nurturing. Be kind to yourself -- especially to your scaredy bits -- and let things develop from there. 

On a more material front, this is a great time for making money, enjoying money, or blowing through it. The key is to stay present for how you’re handling it! Spend in ways that improve your life and generate a strong current of abundance. Pair feelings of wealth with a realistic understanding of your resources, and you’ve got flow, my friend, and that is divine. 

Power Animal: 🎭 

Power Ballad: Rip Van Winkle – Shannon And The Clams  

 

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

You gotta keep on moving, Leo, because there’s magic in your hustle this month, and you can achieve great progress if you stay with it. You’ve collected all the 411 you need, and now it’s time to put your data to work. The past two and a half years have been a great teaching time for you, and over these upcoming summer months, you are meant to drive a big push forward. That may be about internally striving, professional development, or the advancement of any heartfelt ambition, but don’t get it twisted, my fiery friend, it’s on you to see it through. Be especially on the lookout for opportunities coming your way around the 16th through your community, and be ready to respond wisely. The good news about love this June is that you’ve got a bit of a get-out-of-jail-free pass. Things are getting deeper in your relationships without lots of hard work, and if you’re on your own, you’re likely to have sexy vibes thrown out at you. So leave the house! Have date nights with your boo, or flirt your buns off to see if you can forge a meaningful connection with someone new. Even if you don’t meet someone, you’re likely to get a little ego boost, which can only help a woman out. Avoid being outcome-driven in your approach to getting what you want though. That means knowing what you want and striving purposefully towards it without *needing* it to end up or look a certain way. Just do your part, and let the Universe do the rest. 

Power Animal: 🐯  

Power Ballad: Eye Of The Tiger – Survivor 

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Sometimes the Stars seem like they’re bullying you when in fact what’s happening is that they’re challenging you to stand the fuck up, gurl. It’s not enough to have a mapped-out reason why you should be treated better or why you deserve more. You’ve got to speak your mind, take a stand, and otherwise trust in your Goddess-given right to thrive. So many people believe in you, but still you’re holding yourself back. For why, my love? Don’t over-think it, just do something about it. You don’t have to be perfect, or to have every step choreographed; just make a damn move. And while you’re at it, you’ll be in the right spot to rework your relationship to fear itself. You have a tendency towards trepidation whenever you step out of your comfort zone -- and that’s OK -- but don’t confuse it with your intuition telling you that something is wrong. You’ve got this! Take your fears as indicators of what you need extra space or support around, not what you should avoid. While you’re doing all this great expansive work, it’s good to know that June is a great time for your career too, especially in the second half of the month after this pesky Mercury Retrograde is over. Connect with people and resources who can help you clarify your vision, or climb whatever ladder you’re on. You’ve got what it takes, so don’t squander your chances by waiting too long to make a move. Invite in change that helps you grow, even when it isn’t exactly what you’d prefer. Embrace your power, Virgo.

Power Animal: 💃

Power Ballad: Self-Control – Laura Branigan  

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

It’s time to connect with other people to create mutually beneficial situations that you all can vibe in. Whatever that looks like for you this month, the most important thing is how you communicate your vision, how well you listen, and what you do with that exchange of information, Libra. You’ve got all this juicy juju at your fingertips, and it’s not meant to be hoarded, bae. Think big, and align yourself with the people and situations that will help you get where you want to go. The only thing you have to be careful of is that you don’t stop thinking for yourself just because you super heart what your collaborators are saying. Do what you need to do to ensure your own creative process. Things will get real fuzzy real fast if you’re not clear about where you’re coming from, so don’t skimp on self-reflection either. There’s lots of good loving energy swirling around you, but it’s not perfectly clear what kind of love that is. Connect with your heart, enjoy the dance, and allow yourself to get excited about your connections with others. But don’t assume that you’ll end up together forever and ever. Allow yourself to be in it without an agenda and you’ll find that you’re way more open and present. You can apply all of this advice to any creative or artistic endeavor you’re involved in too, BTWs. The point is to learn a new way of flowing with things that is not born of diplomacy as much as it is from authenticity. That, dear Libra, is how one comes to be HBIC. 

Power Animal:🐩 

Power Ballad: Bad Girls – Solange 

 

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Beware the risk of some major power struggles, Scorpio. And it’s totally not your fault! Well, OK, it may be kind of your fault. The thing is that it looks like someone is freaking out, and they’re trying to make sense of what’s going on. The sense they’re likely to come up with is that it’s your fault, and they may or may not be right. If you get all defensive you won’t actually be convincing anyone of your innocence, BTWs, so try to listen calmly if someone brings hard-to-hear stuff to you this month. The challenge is to look within to see if there is anything to your critic’s claims; if there is, be humble and own your shit. If there isn’t, then you have a delicate balance to maintain. You should for sure beware that how you handle yourself says more about you then the fool that’s bugging you. Here’s a pro tip: sometimes there’s a huge difference between what you want to say versus what you want the other person to hear. Make sure you bitch to your Dear Diary before you open your mouth and say things you can’t take back. The only job you have is to take care of your side of the street, so seriously don’t get too caught up in any he-said/she-said drama, gurl. Your reputation, overall happiness, and survival are unlikely to be at stake, so take it easy, lover. Your romantic life looks sweet for you luckily, but if things come up, follow the same advice -- be direct, own your part and keep on keeping on. If you’re looking to meet someone new, be real about what you find. If someone is a really hot mess, don’t convince yourself that they’re anything more than that. A woman has needs, so do your thing, just be real with yourself about it, Scorpio.

Power Animal: ⚓️

Power Ballad: Choose The Heart – Madjo 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

It sucks when you know something’s gotta give, and it’s on you to figure out what to do while it insists on remaining a damn mystery. Whatever you do, try not to obsess this month. It’s kinda like your life is in a dream state and if you think on it too hard, you’ll loose your grasp on what you were trying to remember. Instead of looking for the outcome or figuring out actionable steps, try looking for truthiness and quality of experience instead. In the wise words of the big O: “Don’t worry about being successful but work towards being significant and the success will naturally follow.” Fixate on doing things that feel right and are aligned with how you want to be in the world, even if that requires you to deviate from your plan this month. People are a big part of this, and how you relate to others is hecka vital. That means not acting out or running around all jittery, hoping others will ‘fix’ you. When you need a break, take one, and if something needs fixing, be the one to get it done. Don’t step to people unless you can follow through on whatever you start, and if you don’t know if it’s a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, take it as a ‘no’ for now. The good news is that you are totally capable and will figure things out if you don’t sabotage yourself along the way, so take some deep breaths and march steadily forward, my friend. There may be intense emo energy at play for you this month, but all you’ve gotta do is be kind and patient with yourself as you sort things out. 

Power Animal: 💭

Power Ballad: Patience – Guns N Roses 

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Sometimes you can’t do it on your own and that can actually be a really good thing, my little perfectionist. The feedback and connections that you can only get from another perspective may prove to be invaluable to you this month, Cappy, especially in the first half of June. Take your problems and blockages, and workshop them with the minds and hearts of those you trust. Don’t do this to replace or override your own instincts, only do it to richen the pot of resources you have access to. You are changing in such heavy and real ways that it’s unrealistic to assume that you could remain comfortable in your old clothes. Go shopping, dearest (metaphorically and for reals)! Be willing to see yourself differently, and to let others see in you in a new light, too. There’s no expansion that doesn’t involve risk, but don’t let the threat of your comfort stop you from the next phase, Capricorn. If you try -- and I mean really try, and don’t just think and talk about trying -- you will get where you need to be, even if it’s not where you thought it’d be. The trick is to love and trust yourself as much as you want others to trust and love on you. That’ll require sorting through your worst-case scenarios and insecurities to get to a broader view and vision. Cultivate faith, my love. Whether that’s faith in Amy Schumer’s “Universe,” in yourself, or in your horoscope is not what’s important. Just believe in something larger than your fears in this moment, so you can handle things with the grace and wisdom that is so totally you.

Power Animal: 🍉  

Power Ballad: True Faith – New Order 

 

AQUARIUS 

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

What do you value, Aquarius? The more nuanced your self-understanding on this matter, the easier it’ll be to sift through your choices and come up with something that truly works for you. This month you run the risk of expecting perfect peace and harmony without being willing to stand up for it. Sometimes you’ve got to fight for peace and be down to have strong as hell boundaries, or you’ll end up off-course and pissed at yourself for letting it happen, bae. Look for the sweet spot between being a closed-off jerk and staying true to your principals. That may require you to do some deep-sea swimming into your inner waters, so prepare to get emo when it counts, gurl. You may need to be willing to let go of people in order to be real with them, as scary as that may be, so hold firm to what’s true for you and see what organically happens from there. No matter what comes to pass, if you’re true to yourself, you can handle it. Your job is to show up in the best ways possible and play it out from there. Regardless of what’s getting tested, make no mistake in understanding that this is a test of your relationship to yourself above all else, lover. Your career may require a little extra work and effort; it’s totally worth it, so don’t flake out on yourself, even if all you wanna do is play. The first half of the month is likely to bring you hecka distractions, but indulge at your own risk. What you do at the end of the day says more about you then anything else, so walk your talk, player.

Power Animal: ✋🏿 

Power Ballad: On The Regular – Shamir 

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20 

If you don’t gather in your resources and get your shit tight, you’re going to feel off for days. You can do every self-help thing in town, but if you don’t  do the emotional integration needed to permeate your layers, it won’t mean a damn thing, Pisces. Take your time! Enjoy all of your successes for reals. Stop and literally smell some damn roses, gurl; it’s that serious. Enjoy your friends and family, and if you’re over everyone, then enjoy your own company. Take yourself out on a date, and get yourself a bit of happy while you’re at it. The point is to fully experience whatever joy and beauty you have access to, my love. Soak it up and let it inform your perspectives, especially when the heavy feels get you down. The world is in major flux, and that’s got you extra sensi. On a more personal level, your community is changing, and that’s a rollercoaster of good and bad news these days. Accept whatever truths you’re being shown, so you can take care of yourself around them; don’t turn yourself inside out trying to change the reality of where you and your peeps are at. No matter how beautiful your vision for how other people could or should be, feel, or act is, it may not be a shared one. You’re in a great period for self-fulfillment, and that means that your work life will soak up your attentions and good vibes like a sponge; so if you’re trying to get ahead, this is a great time to do it. Change or be changed, Pisces.

Power Animal: 🖖🏾

Power Ballad: Without You My Life Would Be Boring - The Knife 

 

XO

❤️ May 2015

Mercury goes retrograde on the 13th. Don’t take it so personally when people (inevitably) misunderstand you, or when you screw up plans. Learn to roll with the punches and take preventative measures and you’ll be just fine. 

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Sometimes life kicks you in the can ‘cause shit is hard, and no good other reason. But sometimes there is a greater context for why you’re struggling and if you can find it, it’s like winning a crappy jackpot that actually has a really cool prize. What I’m trying to say is: don’t assume that just because it sucks that you can’t get something deeply good from it. This month, the Fates are testing your will. Hold true to your boundaries and sprinkle a little patience on top, and you’ll have exactly what you need. Get distracted by your ego and push your agenda without regard for what’s going on beneath the surface, and you’ll find yourself driven by compulsion. If that happens, you’ll be unable to endure any kind of wait, or find humor in your situation. So here’s the plan: watch out for your moods distracting you from what you know is right, especially around the 9th when the Moon is likely to ruffle everyone’s feathers. Be true to what you’re feeling, even if you’re not sold that you can get what you want. It’s far better to try and fail then not try at all. Honor your needs while being considerate of other people’s perspective; it’s a delicate balance, but you’re capable of it, Aries. If you believe in the potential of your own happiness you’ll have a much easier time handling your shit in a way that’s likely to get you there. So have faith! Not in happy endings per se, because that Disney shit isn’t real; but in your ability to make choices that give you what you need, even when it looks different than you’re expecting it to. 

Power Animal: 🙏

Power Ballad: Faith – George Michael

 

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You’re on call, Taurus. There’s no hiding from your issues or successfully evading consequences this month, so you may as well get on with it. How you respond to the call is all on you, so take note of your reactions, darlin’. Notice if you get scared and try to hide the moment things get real. Do you start looking for blame for crappy things, or is your instinct to find more nuanced answers? No matter what it seems like on the surface, your circumstances are meant to get you better in line with yourself. That means seeking a 2.0’d understanding of how you act, and what you’re really trying to achieve. So get to digging, Bully Bull Bell! Here’s a pro-tip: the avoidance of pain is not the same things as the pursuit of happiness. Just like if a friend promises you that she’ll stop showing up late to everything cuz she knows it pisses you off, it’s not the same thing as her actually changing her relationship to time in a way that’ll get her to show the fuck up. Clarify what you want, and what you’re willing to do to make it happen instead of only thinking about what you’d like to avoid. Make the right decisions for you, even if they’re the harder ones to follow through with. Look especially for meaningful developments with people around the 4th, and if endings occur around then you’re probably best to let that person or thing go. You’re surrounded by love, Taurus, so get out of your own way enough to feel it. With Mercury going retrograde on the 13th you’ll have to pay extra attention to how and what you communicate, but if you stay present and intentional it’ll be a piece of cake, babe.

Power Animal:🔭

Power Ballad: Flip Fantasia – US3 

  

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

It’s only a struggle if you keep on fighting, Twin Star. In your present frame of mind you may slip into wanting to be right, or to win, instead of just dealing with your life in the healthiest way possible. If you engage with bullshit then you’re likely to have it splatter all over (gross, sorry), and that just stinks. The best way to avoid it to not try and outsmart your opponent, but instead to refuse to engage in crazy conversations.  If things don’t make sense and you’ve said your piece, don’t stick around trying to convert fools to your way of thinking, ‘cause that just turns you into a fool, too. The embodiment of wisdom requires knowing when it’s time to let go, and when it’s time to forge ahead, and you need it by the barrel full, this month. It’ll require paying a little less attention to what you think others think of you, and a lot more attention to where you’re actually at. You’ve been working hard and getting through some old crap that was holding you back, and now you may find that people don’t know where to place you. You don’t need to explain yourself to anybody, but it wouldn’t hurt you to be a better communicator with the important people in your life. May’s Mercury Retrograde cycle is happening right in your sign (you lucky dog), and if you aren’t careful you’ll have to deal with fallout from poorly handled connections. The good news is that you’re freaking awesome, and potentially on the way to a whole new phase of life that is more you than the one you’re coming out of. Werk, gurl. 

Power Animal: 💥

Power Ballad: Mambo Italiano – Sophia Loren 

  

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Letting go of control is never easy, even if you know in your heart of hearts that it’ll be OK. It’s especially hard because often our strongest instincts get blasted out by our strongest emotions- making it hella hard to know what to trust. Instead of getting stressed out by all the shit you can’t understand or fix, try getting organized this month, Moonchild. Forget about what you don’t know, ‘cause obsessing on that will only make you bonkers. Align yourself instead with what you do know – what’s working, what isn’t, and what you can do about it. In regards to what isn’t working, make a list of short-term things you can do to improve or change your situation, and a second list of long-term stuff that needs to get done. The point is to regain control of your insides by wrangling your relationship to your external and internal stressors. It won’t magically change anything, but it will help reduce your suffering, which will allow you to get a better handle over your affairs. This month is a great time for your finances, so if you have a chance to make an extra buck, please do so. It’ll be easy come/easy go if you’re not careful, so thank the Goddess and all her friends that Nasty Gal has Money magic spray in stock, ‘cause you need it for reals, bae. Magnify what you’ve got by keeping an even flow between a state of Zen-like gratitude, and a Suze Orman grasp on your bottom line. There are big themes trying play themselves out in your career sphere so don’t get distracted by the little ones. It’s cool if you need to take a hit for now if you believe it’ll come around and feed you in the future. Just take chances you can live with, darling heart.

Power Animal:💰

Power Ballad: Why Don’t You Do Right - Peggy Lee

  

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Your friends are where it’s at this month, stunner. The communities that you’re connected to are an excellent place to find yourself, get support, make the connections you need. You will also be able to help out the bitches you adore, all in one. Hazzah! So please take the hint that this isn’t the time to hide out with your boo, or let your ambitions obscure your need for others. Your career is in an awesome place, and you’re capable of making meaningful strides ahead this month. And while I encourage you to kick some ass in the boardroom (or wherever you to make shit happen), don’t do it at the expense of real-life networking, friend making, and the exchange of good old-fashioned kindness. The pursuit of power and accomplishment shouldn’t come at the expense of these things, even if that means you have hella innovative. If you find that you’re stuck and can’t see your way forward, you’ll do well to ask others for help and perspective. It’s easy to see things from a limited point of view when you’re too attached to the outcome, so take a step back if you can. With Mercury going retrograde on the 13th you’ll need to be extra careful in the second half of May about your interpretations of what’s going on around you. With all this pressure to get ‘er did, this isn’t the best time for sass and romance. It’s not that it can’t happen, as much as that you need to be careful that it doesn’t mess with your focus. Let the love in your life take a supportive role. 

Power Animal: 👭

Power Ballad: You’ve Got A Friend – Carole King

 

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

If you don’t play safe this month it’s just self-sabotage, not real indulgence. You deserve fun, Virgo! And not the kind that has so many repercussions that it costs you more than it gives you, either. It’s time to pursue the people and things that bring you lasting joy, instead of fleeting distractions. That might mean you have to let some bitches go before you can move upwards and onwards, but them’s the breaks. The point is that you prioritize your own happiness, because you deserve it - no explanations, defenses, or excuses; the end. If your loved ones can’t have your back for that, then it’s time for change. Your relationships need to shift, that much is for sure, and it’s on you to avoid being a jerk or a martyr in the process, bae. Don’t stay in the game if you can’t play nice. That’s easier said than done, as you’ve been struggling with inertia and waiting for the fates to make your choices for you. The stars are here to help you break your blocks, but it won’t happen on it’s own. Reconnect with your long view, both personally and professionally. The two parts of your life are meant to reinforce each other, and during this Mercury retrograde cycle is an oddly great time for you to figure out a game plan about it. Whether it’s a relationship that you’ve outgrown, or a habit you’ve gotta break, it’s on you to be the change you want to see in your life. The rewards will totally outweigh the effort, I promise.

Power Animal: 

Power Ballad: Miss Cleo – Dwayne Milan 

 

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Speak your mind, Libra! Get clear about what you think by getting stuff off your chest, cuz if you over-think things in a vacuum, you’ll be absolutely miserable. There’s a huge and important difference between obsessing on every little detail and anticipating the worst, versus being well informed, and knowing what time it is. Your mind may be in overdrive trying to figure life out, but that’s unlikely to be a productive approach. Concentrate on the truthiest truth you know, Libra. I’m talking about the distilled heart of it all, the stuff that you are absolutely certain of. When you get down to the essentials you’ll be better equipped to figure out what’s real and what’re just details you’re allowing yourself to get distracted by. How you handle stress this month is wicked important, because it’ll make everything way better or much, much worse. If you’re in too big of a rush you’ll reach conclusions that are half baked, see. So calm down and have faith that you can figure out your next moves in time. Resist all urges to blast through the foundation laying phase that you’re in, or what you build won’t be solid; that’d suck so hard, ‘cause what you build now is gonna last, Libra. Even if your loved ones don’t understand what you’re doing, now is the time to trust your self. One of the very few nice things about a Mercury retrograde (it starts the 13th FYI) is that it points us away from planning and processing by making it trickier to do. Take this Mercury cycle as your call to go deep within, and scheme, and dig, until you hit gold. 

Power Animal: 👆

Power Ballad: I’ve Got To Be Me – Michael Jackson 

   

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

The gorgeous thing about happiness is that it radiates all around you. It feeds you, the people you touch, and the things you do. The truth is, sadly, that most of us don’t really want to be happy. We don’t wanna be unhappy, but wanting to avoid pain is very different than resonating with success. Investigate all of the ways that staying stuck, small, or Scrooge-like are serving you (even if they’re bumming you out). Cultivate a better understanding of your subconscious motivations so you can rewire them, if need be. The reason why I urge you to do this is because of all the steaming hot good vibes that are pounding at your door. Will you hear it over the sounds of all your internal distractions? Would it change your identity to be super happy with no dramas to hold you back? Really think about this stuff, Scorpio, especially in the first half of May, so that you are more receptive to the excellence that’s coming your way later in the month. Your love life may feel on hold, or like it’s treading water, but luckily it’s not a permanent state of affairs - it’s just so that you focus on what needs tending to. Find other creative channels if you can, and focus on making yourself happy so you can manifest a beloved from that place. If something does start up this month just be wary of false starts; don’t overextend yourself for someone you’ve just met, or count your chickens before they’ve hatched. Something wonderful is coming for you, but you’re gonna have to be patient enough to resist the urge to shut down or self-sabotage before it gets here. Follow your gut instincts and you’ll be fabulous, gurl.

Power Animal: 🐣

Power Ballad: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper

  

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Your sign isn’t known for it’s love of limits, sweet Saggi. The kindest way for the Universe to teach you where your breaking point is at, is to give you a chance to make call when you start to feel so over things. Well she did that, but did you listen? ‘Fraid not. Your tendency to ask more and more of your self, and to leave dealing with the consequences later on, is alive and kicking, my friend. Sort out your head so you can deal with what needs to get done, like a damn #girlboss. You won’t feel calm if you leave yourself hanging, so keep your focus and manage your time wisely. The more you can get accomplished before Mercury goes retrograde on the 13th (in your opposite sign, no less), the better. What’d be ideal is if the first half of May could be your time for kicking ass, and then the second half of the month your time for gettin’ some ass. Be open without an agenda, and you may find that love, sex, and play are available to you in some surprising packages. Notice how you’re so set in your ways that you’re not open to things looking differently than they have in the past, or you than you think they “should”. The thing about love is that it’s supposed to nurture and support you, so make sure the folks you’re in love relationships with are able to do just that. If you find yourself frustrated or restless check in with your sweetie. If you have to change the other person in order to get your needs met it’s a bad deal; make choices that are sustainable without total transformation, or it just may be time for revolution.

Power Animal: 💁

Power Ballad: What’s Up – 4 Non Blondes

 

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Your identity needs to catch up with what you already know but are hemming and hawing over, Cappy. Instead of worrying about how things are going to play out, try seeing what everybody else sees– that you totally have this. Your desire for certainty is getting in the way of you actually having it, so prepare for some major growth or a total pain in your hiney this month. Stop pretending you don’t know what’ll come next, and forget about watering down your confidence. It’s not arrogant to know your worth, and it’s not cute to waste your time trifling with shit that is beneath you. Embrace your fierceness without compromising on humility; that means owning your shit while still listening to others, and when/if you screw up, take the time to not only say you’re sorry, but to mean it. if things aren’t perfect that’s OK, you just gotta keep on keepin’ on, Cap. There’s so much dynamic energy in the Stars for you this month, and that may play out in your dating life or in your ability to make and do things creatively. Watch out especially around the 9th for major triggers to the Stress Express, and try to stay as calm and measured in your responses as possible. 

Your work life needs attention this month as you figure out how to manage your opportunities and goals. Don’t take on too much, but instead figure out what the highest impact things you can do are. It’s all about working smarter, not harder, my friend. That’ll take balance between listening to others, trusting your instincts, and going with the flow of your life.

Power Animal:  👂

Power Ballad: I’m Gonna Be – The Proclaimers

 

AQUARIUS 

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You’ve got to give something up to get what you want next, even if letting go is a total boner. The good news is that just because it’s not coming easy, doesn’t mean it’s not coming, Aquarius. It’d be smart to gather up your energy and see how you can best conserve it for the road ahead. You’ve got a lot of shit to do, and because it’s all important stuff to you, you’re unlikely to have an light attitude about it. Adopt some structure to your goals so that you don’t run out of time, or misuse it en route to greatness. If you’re going to successfully make the kind of changes you want it’ll take helluv effort, so make peace with that part right now. The biggest risk I see for you this May is that you fight yourself on the shit you’re gonna do anyways. So try for the easy way, bae. If you have the right attitude you can get things done in a way that doesn’t break you. It may be way easier said than done, but good work if you can get it. This isn’t a great time to pick up new work, or start new projects because of how you’re feeling, but if you have to, then make sure you pace yourself through making first impressions. If you lead people to believe that you’re the kind of hooker that’ll come in early and stay late, fools will expect you to keep that up long-term. So create expectations you can reasonably live with, and do your best within that framework. When it comes to love there’s lots of opportunity to get your hands (and other parts) dirty this month. Clarify what you want – love, sex, courtship, whatevs – and make sure that your actions are consistent with those desires. Follow through with your vision and you’ll have it made. 

Power Animal: 🛀 

Power Ballad: Bat Out Of Hell – Meatloaf

 

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20 

The things you’re sad about may suck a bit, but they are knowns. There’s no mystery to them, and there are likely to be any huge surprises around them, either, so don’t let them trip you up too much or slow you down. You are about to have some serious action, and while that’s good news you’re going to have be decisive and get shit done, which is kinda a pain in the ass. Luckily it’s nothing you can’t handle, but the question is whether or not you want to. It would be wicked awesome it you could take a holiday and peace out of your life, but I’m afraid that’s not possible for most of you. take a much needed break whenever you can, staycation style. Give yourself the gift of unplugging from your life and being totally, blessedly unavailable once a week in May. Use that time to recharge and reconnect with your raison d’etre, Pisces. When it comes to work you’ve just gotta trust your instincts. You’re meant to make changes that support where you want to be in the big picture – not just make things easier on yourself for now. 

Love is a whole other matter this month, I'm happy to say. If you can get over all the other crap that’s distracting you, you’ll find that there are people who like and love you, and just wanna be around you. allow yourself to enjoy people on your own terms. Trade in kindness, play, and collaboration, my friend. People don’t have to be a burden when you’re upfront about your needs. Be straightforward and you’ll be pleased with the results.

Power Animal: 🏡

Power Ballad: St. Louis Blues – Eartha Kitt

 

 

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XO