Love Lanyadoo Astrology 1.13-19.2016

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This week’s horoscope is dedicated to the life and work of David Bowie. #RestInSpace

Don’t forget, babies: Mercury is still Retrograde and trying to mess with your computer. Just breathe through it. xo

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Who are you, Aries? I mean, sure, you’re “Aries,” but when it comes down to it, what kind of person are you; and is it the kind you mean to be? We all have many faces and incarnations of how we identify and are perceived, and this week it’s time to align yourself with where you’re at. If your actions don’t match up with your intentions, you may have to do some meaningful edits to either. Reevaluate your choices with the ambition of living as authentically as possible, lover.

“I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring” – David Bowie

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­TAURUS

April 20-May 20

For as long as you’re chasing some idea of who you ‘should’ be, how you ‘should’ be living, or a supposed ‘perfect’ answer, you’ll feel helly scattered and torn apart. The only answer is to stop looking for the GD answer and let it come to you. Get centered, and from that place get grounded, Taurus. If you’re not so in your head, your clarity will actually expand; and you’ll be able to come up with the answers or at least shed light on your direction. You don’t need to consume change; you only need to embrace it.

“The truth is of course is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time.” - David Bowie

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GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Yes, you need to make some pretty big changes, Twin Star; but no, you don’t need to add anything new to your plate this week. You’re doing so much and figuring so much stuff out that it puts you at risk of forgetting to make time for your pesky emotions. True growth and integration requires that you experience a thing on all the levels – and that includes the feels. Embrace the emotions you’d rather throw aside this week, and you’ll be so much better off for it down the line.

““Everywhere I looked, demons of the future [were] on the battlegrounds of one’s emotional plane.”  – David Bowie

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CANCER

June 22-July 22

Over the course of our journey on Earth, most of what we choose is because we think it’ll make us happy; whether we want power, love, or Discount Universe everything, it’s because we believe on some level that we’ll be happier with it than we are right now. But is it true? This week I challenge you to stop chasing your goals for long enough to check in with them. Is the act of pursuing them making you happy?  How are you defining ‘happiness’? Be brave enough to make changes if necessary, Cancer.

“Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming”  - David Bowie
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LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

If you can’t let go, you’re trapped. There’s no amount of strength in having the stubbornness to stay stuck. Use your power for good instead of evil, creation instead of destruction. You can look at the negative potential in change, but it’s equally as possible that something unseen and fantastic will come from it as well. It’s easy to choose the Devil you know, but is that truly living? Take real risks because of how deeply you love yourself this week, Leo.

“We can be heroes, just for one day.” – David Bowie

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VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You’ve done the work, and now you’ve gotta let the evidence roll in. The thing that is so hard in life is kicking ass, struggling and striving, and then having nothing happen as a result of it. When we take risks we want them to be validated by instant proof that it was all worthwhile. This week you’re unlikely to get that, but don’t despair! Everything is in it’s place, and you are on your way. In the meantime take care of yourself by managing your negative self-talk when it gets out of hand.

“Don't let me hear you say life takes you nowhere, angel.” – David Bowie

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LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

It’s important that you are willing to say ‘no’ when you mean it, Libra. There’s a huge amount of creative potential in your life, but it’s on you to make the most of it. Some of what that means is being able to identify what will hold you back from your larger goals. Never give up on your humanity, lover, and don’t let scarcity hold you back. That being said, you are beholden to no one but yourself and nothing but your own morality. Honor that this week.

“Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the madmen
Than perish with the sadmen roaming free.” – David Bowie

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SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Sometimes it’s too much, and there’s nothing more to it than that. If you can accept that your situation blows but is what it is, then you can start taking care of what you can actually do something about: your feels. Stop what you’re doing right now and ask yourself if you have to do it; embrace the choices that you have so you can focus on making the healthiest ones possible. Seek an extra long nap or some TLC to help you get back on track this week, Scorpio.

“Turn and face the strange.” – David Bowie

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SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

There’s a weird way that you’re stuck in the past, ‘Tarius. you’re caught in a loop where you’re weighing out what happened against what you did, against what you could or should’ve done, and it is exhausting. Align yourself with what you know is right in your life this week. It’s healthy and healing to review your progress but not to wallow in your perceived lack of it. Take a break from the deep stuff until you can return to it with a willingness to see it constructively, my friend.

“What I like my music to do to me is awaken the ghosts inside of me.
Not the demons, you understand, but the ghosts.” - David Bowie

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CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You can stop when you’re tired or you can wait until you’re exhausted, Cappy, and what you do really depends on where you’re coming from. There’s a couple of reasons why you may push yourself: you may feel like you don’t have a choice, you may be driven by a need to prove yourself, it may be terror that drives you, or the love of the action. This week you’ve got to give something up, and the options you see and the choices you make depend largely on what you’re motivated by, pal.

“All my big mistakes are when I try to second-guess or please an audience. My work is always stronger when I get very selfish about it.” – David Bowie

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AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You don’t have to be who you said you’d be; you’re allowed to change your mind at any time, Aquarius. There’s a huge difference between failing someone and changing plans, and that difference lies in communication and compassion. The trouble is that it’s hecka hard to be good at those things when you’re tripping balls. Get emotionally and mentally centered so that you can figure out whether you need to change what you’re thinking or what you’re doing, lover.

"I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said, 'Hey, Lets dance!' I hate dancing. God, it's stupid." – David Bowie

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PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Being creative is a gift, but not an unqualified one. In order to live up to your own potential, you must first get out of your own way, Pisces. Stop your worrying! Instead of fretting over possibilities, try the warming act of kindness towards yourself, my friend. Have confidence in your ability to handle things with strength and grace and a willingness to fail in pursuit of it. When you can’t do that, just be kind enough to yourself until you get there, Pisces.

“I’m an instant star. Just add water and stir.” - David Bowie

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“The truth is of course that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time.”

– David Bowie. Byebye Starman

 

XO

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